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'Transformers,' Turning Into High-Tech Entertainment
By Desson Thomson
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, July 2, 2007; Page C01
"Transformers" uncovers man's greatest love -- for machines that whir, click, rev or destroy.
But before you dismiss this movie as toy porn for overgrown boys (not that there's anything wrong with that), consider this: Never was this goofy rapture explored with more fun. For the non-Transformer heads among us, who couldn't tell an Autobot from a Decepticon, it's a wonderfully playful experience.
Director Michael Bay -- of "Armageddon" and "Pearl Harbor" -- has superbly universalized the Transformers franchise, a behemoth of a subculture that includes a 1980s animated television series, comic books, the Hasbro line of toys, a 1986 movie and Japanese TV spinoffs with titles such as "Transformers: Super-God Masterforce."
Sure, his movie (co-produced by Steven Spielberg) targets those who grew up with profound or casual familiarity with the Transformers. He's deeply aware that potent childhood memories are at stake here. Which is why "Transformers" has some of the best action sequences you'll see all summer, including a way-cool shootout between a tank-size, scorpion-tailed Decepticon and American soldiers in the Middle East desert.
But in Bay's hands, the movie's about more than explosions and robots. It's also a warmly appealing comedy centered on delightfully jittery teenager Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf), who has to not only save the world but also watch for the facial blemishes and dorky moves that might jeopardize his other pressing project--getting into the good graces of comely new companion Mickaela Banes (Megan Fox).
Sam's worries don't end there. He has to tiptoe around a pair of particularly inquisitive parents (Kevin Dunn and Julie White), who remain blissfully unaware of his mythical responsibilities. (As Sam's mom, White is the movie's ultimate scene stealer -- at one point engaging Sam in a frank discussion about self-gratification, oblivious to the gigantic robots lurking outside the house, scuffing up the lawn.)
We could outline the outer-space conflict that brings good alien robot Optimus Prime (voice of Peter Cullen) and his evil adversary Megatron (Hugo Weaving) to Earth, and how they desperately seek an all-powerful cube of life-giving energy, hidden somewhere on the planet. We could explain how Sam's involvement stems from a startling discovery made by his great-great-grandfather in the 1870s. But the joys come in discovering these things for the first time, and enjoying such eye-bulging special effects as Sam's dusty old Camaro -- his first car! Bought by his dad! -- turn into a building-size (and sweet-natured) transformer by the name of Bumblebee (voice by Mark Ryan).
That boy-and-his-machine relationship follows the affecting tradition of films such as Brad Bird's animated "The Iron Giant," featuring a heart-melting affection between a 9-year-old boy and his giant robot from outer space, or the second and third "Terminator" films, in which the young John Connor befriends the imposing Terminator, as far more terrifying machines threaten humankind. For audiences, the emotional pull comes in finding a hint of humanity amid all that circuitry. And in "Transformers," we seek, and find, the same connection.
"Transformers" also underscores how emotionally connected we have all become to technology -- our cars, computers, cellphones and BlackBerrys. We personalize our various machines, as if they're the inorganic equivalent of the wet-nosed family dog. We customize ring tones on our cellphones. We agonize over the right desktop images. We demand Bluetooth and GPS in our vehicles. We think of those instant messaging beeps as the chirpings of friendliness. So what's so crazy, really, about a blitzkrieg action flick that takes that irrational sense of attachment and runs with it, laser projectiles flying overhead? It's just another day in the hi-tech neighborhood.
Transformers (144 minutes, at area theaters) is rated PG-13 for intense sci-fi action violence, brief sexual humor and language.
Hi-Q wrote:THe Autobots are not supposed to be a legion of goody two shoes. THe only ones with a true sense of heroism are Bumblebee and Optimus, and both were characterized as such.
THe rest of the Autobots are simply soldiers fighting for a more noble cause, which is how it should be. It would be terribly boring if every autobots carried the exact same moral values.
How exactly can a movie be funny and not be fun?
Shockwave06 wrote:I liked the homage to the G1 Bumblebee at the beginning of the film. Although, was it an homage or a way of telling VW to take a hike in regards to VW not letting Transformers use their vehicles?
Anyways, loved the film. I actually thought Frenzy was pretty cool.
MisterMehoff wrote:I heard it once when the small radio robot decepticon or when they energized the cell phone with the all spark energy.
Rodimus_Lantern wrote:You see there are three things in the universe. Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Halo beats all three.
Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
Hi-Q wrote:Despite the Monkey Scream starscream
Since Starscrewam is EASILY the coolest and most fearsome-looking transformer in the movie, This is a testament to why you don't judge a movie before you see it...
Skowl wrote:That film was magnificent! Far from perfect, but still one of the best action films I've ever seen. The whole Downtown fight sequence is one of the best action scenes ever put on the big screen!
Here's the long and short of how I saw it...
*spoilers... of course*
oh and the biggest "CON"...
- LIPS ON PRIME ARE HORRIBLE! Really though, and I'm gonna say something that will get alot of people upset, but it must be said: If you absolutely need lips on a character to know how they're feeling, then you're stupid and you don't understand what "context" is. This movie would have worked exactly the same with Prime's faceplate permenant. His lips were just distracting.
-Kanrabat- wrote:TF-fan kev777 wrote:First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.
Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...
Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
Judge Deliberata wrote:Obi-Wan Kenobi wrote:The Movie is Just Prime,
But can anybody please tell me what happened to Barricade??? Seems like they just forgot about him during the chase seen to Mission city.
In the movie comics and novel, Prime dispatches him right after Bonecrusher.
-Kanrabat- wrote:TF-fan kev777 wrote:First-Aid wrote:Okay, did anyone else notice that we all get a wonderful shot of Starscreams crotch anytime he sits in that throne? That's unnerving. Couldn't they have put n extra flap in there? It's....weird.
Its kind of like Basic Instinct, but not in a good way...
Goddammit, now I can't unsee it.
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