by Autobot032 » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:52 am
- Weapon: Switch Blade Tail
I'll start with P&C first, then elaborate if need be.
Pros:
Acting: Top notch. Funny, touching, over the top (which is a good thing), and human. (Even from the robots themselves. Which is a major selling point.)
Visuals: Wow. The TFs were so realistic, it was insane. Trying to wrap my brain around it was just...I couldn't do it.
Characters:
Barricade: Freaky lookin' fella, with a hell of an attitude. One of the best new characters to come along. Made me love his figure version even more.
Blackout: ...TOTAL BAD ASS. (You don't f*ck with this guy and make it out unscathed. He simply pwns.)
Bonecrusher: Friggin' insane and loves every moment of it. You can't not love him either, he was one of the greats.
Brawl/Devastator: Just one massive machine of death. He didn't give a sh*t and that was what made him cool.
Bumblebee: The most human of the Autobots (with Prime a very, very close second.) Gentle as a summer breeze, yet deadly and accurate at a moment's notice. Great sense of humor (loved to f*ck with Sam...a lot.)
Frenzy: I don't care what anyone thinks, and they can complain about it all they want, but his selling point for me was....how adorable he was. He was cute as a button and equally deadly. That's partly what made him work, he was cute enough to get your attention, and that's all he needed to get the job done.
Ironhide: Pissy, pissy, pissy. Got the "old man" routine down just fine. His love for his weapons was a nice touch, and his initial interaction with the humans was nothing short of hilarious.
Jazz: He was a chuckleworthy character. "'Sup lil' bitches?" had me rollin'.
Lennox: An excellent portrayal. Human and knows it, but willing to stand up like he too, was made of metal. Strong, confident and with a sense of humor to boot.
Megatron: While his screen time was short, he DOMINATED the final act. He was absolutely incredible. Nothing short of WOW. He was humorous, violent, and pure evil. He just flat out worked.
Mikaela: To borrow a cheesy line from the film, there truly was more than meets the eye to this girl. She's not only beautiful, but intelligent, and she can kick some ass.
Prime: Stern, a little pushy, but kind (very), and even sweet. (His interaction with the kids was what got me misty eyed.)
Ratchet: Just what I thought he'd be...a no nonsense, but gentle country doctor. The kind we all want taking care of us.
Sam: Oh what Spike wishes he could've been. Spike was never good enough to even be the sh*t on Sam's shoes. Genuine, awkward, tough as nails, and a true hero.
Sam's parents: ...I so want to hang out with his family. His dad was one funny sonuvabitch, and his mom was just hardcore cool. "You're cheap, you know that?" "You hurt my dog, and I'll kick your ass!"
Scorponok: Creepy bastard, but he lived up to his hype and then some. So glad I bought his figure now...
Starscream: The same old, sneaky bastard he's always been. Do a little damage, run from the fight. Physically and personality wise, captured perfectly.
Dialog: While some may consider it childish or hollow or exaggerated, I found it to be spot on perfect for the material. Excellent one liners, memorable quotes, and all handled expertly and deftly by each of the actors.
Running Time: PERFECT. It wasn't too long, wasn't too short, and had enough oomph to drive it (and at 70 MPH no less) the entire time. Not once did I find myself bored or wishing for an exit. I just became more and more engrossed in it.
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Cons:
Character usage:
All of the TransFormers were underused. In fact, the entire cast (humans included) was underused. There was so much they could've done with the Sam/Mikaela issue and milked even more comedy out of it.
Ratchet got shafted, but none of them got shafted like Barricade, Brawl, and Bonecrusher. (Brawl was the biggest victim of this terrible faux pas) Hell, does anyone even know what the hell happened to Barricade? He just...disappeared!
Loose ends: As stated with Barricade, there were too many holes left open (which is good in a way, SEQUEL!) but the government cover up at the end was just too far out there. I mean, how the hell do you cover up that many humans dying, and the fact that 15-35 foot tall machines were smashing the sh*t out of themselves and the downtown of a major city? That's got to be one hell of a spin doctor. He's well worth his weight in gold if he can pull that one off. Dumping their bodies in the ocean? Whoopity friggin' doo. Starscream survived for sure, so what's to stop him from diving into the ocean, retrieving the parts, and rebuilding the army? Seriously...
Cut scenes: After the movie was over, all I could think of...right off the bat was "Wow. That friggin' rocked, but WTF?!" (NOTE: I might be incorrect in some of these, but I do know some were missing, and I watched intently)
1.) Glen at the computer "The killer robot is very annoying!" why would you cut that?!
2.) Lennox seeing and holding his baby for the first time, again...WHY?
3.) Starscream leaping into the air, tfing, and blowing Ratchet off his feet
4.) Fig's death, Lennox holding his hand as he fades away. (this was one of the better parts of the leaked script and it should've stayed in.)
5.) Megatron bitching at Prime for using the human language (it was showed even more, how much he hated us "insects")
etc...plenty of scenes cut, and they should've stayed in.
Camera work: Bay was the correct director for this, he did an excellent job...except with the shaky cam parts. You missed so much good stuff while trying to keep up with the jitters, not to mention...it was a tad nauseating.
Overall, the film was excellent. It was better than I expected, and well worth innumerable viewings, but quite a few things that could've been worked on and tweaked.
No jittery camera crap, more character development, and less of the Decepticons getting the shaft screenwise...it would've been flat out perfect. I kid you not, it would've become my favorite movie...period.
Starscream, while captured perfectly, was pathetically used. Could've been tremendous, yet they just had him sit on the sidelines, save for a few pieces of destruction.
Megatron didn't have enough screen time, however...his performance was so good, it was entirely forgivable. (Hugo Weaving btw...was absolutely the perfect choice. No offense to Welker, who is a childhood hero, but he just couldn't have evoked the same "WHOA!" factor that Weaving did.)
Bonecrusher was just a ridiculous fiasco. Getting his head lopped off without causing any tremendous damage was just...well...sad. Yeah, the way he tossed the cars and the bus explosion was captured nicely, plus the fact that he was a pain in the ass for Prime, but to die that quickly was a terrible misuse of him. Though I did love how his eyes popped out when he was punched. I chittered like a rabid spider monkey during that segment.
Barricade just disappears with no explanation, just...gone.
Brawl...I can't even find the words...his treatment in the movie (time, plus no defining scene) was absolutely despicable. Spending the time rendering him was a waste of money because the poor guy wasn't even there long enough to even really see. (I think I saw his face once, I kid you not...once.)
Blackout had his shining moment, so I can't really complain too much...
I didn't care for the foul language, or the "almost" instances of it.
The bitches line didn't bother me.
Frenzy dying with "Aw ****" had me chuckling.
The rest of the language didn't bother me either, except for when they tried to work f*ck in there. "Motherf..." and the like. Granted, they never actually said the word, but it wasn't necessary to either. That was just one element of the film that wasn't required to make it work. I'm sorry, I might be old fashioned, but it shouldn't even be a thought when making this film. Yes, kids have foul mouths these days and what not, but should we really be encouraging that? People would say "Well the violence should be your main concern". No. It was too outlandish and cartoony for the kids to believe, but to hear a good guy drop the f-bomb..."Well they said it, must be alright for me to do so as well." Call me a whiner, but it just wasn't needed.
All in all, it was an excellent movie going experience, and I can't wait to see it again. It had a nice ending with Prime's voice over, I loved that part, but the shaky cam has to go, and more character development.
I do recommend it, I do believe it'll make a convert out of those who don't give a damn initially, and I give it a solid 8.5 out of 10.
...and the TransFormers designs were nothing short of fantastic. They will completely wow you the moment you see them.