The Energon Pub

by **turbomagnus** » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:35 pm

Seriously, what is up with the sudden proliferation of Decepticon roaches? I'm almost wanting to start talking like Tony Montana...

Like Bad Wolf on Facebook · by **Bad Wolf** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 12:37 am

turbomagnus wrote:Seriously, what is up with the sudden proliferation of Decepticon roaches? I'm almost wanting to start talking like Tony Montana...

don't you know they multiply :-$

and if you squish one it just attracts more 8-}

have fun

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:26 am

Ask your sympathetic Decepticon mate.

by **turbomagnus** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:46 am

Burn wrote:Ask your sympathetic Decepticon mate.

Huh?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 2:57 am

turbomagnus wrote:
Burn wrote:Ask your sympathetic Decepticon mate.

Huh?

Word on the street is that there's a 'Con happy to funnel information from Darkmount into the hands of the Autobots.

I am happy to offer energon or custom weapons for anyone who tells me the name of said 'Con and can back it up with proof. Should they even exist ...

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:32 am

When you find out Turbo, please let me know. Half my team has turned into roaches, and I have no idea why, really scared the other half will mutate too!

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:14 am

The place is crawling with them. Anyone know if there is a can of Raid altmode on the bot team?

by **Bun-Bun** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:17 am

The Cons in general and the RDD specifically have always had an abundance of roaches...
Oh you meant the bugs... Well nevermind then.

Like Bad Wolf on Facebook · by **Bad Wolf** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:54 am

Bun-Bun wrote:The Cons in general and the RDD specifically have always had an abundance of roaches...

by **turbomagnus** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:25 am

Burn wrote:
turbomagnus wrote:
Burn wrote:Ask your sympathetic Decepticon mate.

Huh?

Word on the street is that there's a 'Con happy to funnel information from Darkmount into the hands of the Autobots.

I am happy to offer energon or custom weapons for anyone who tells me the name of said 'Con and can back it up with proof. Should they even exist ...

Okay, but how would a, shall we say, 'intelligence asset' in the Decepticon ranks, "should they even exist", explain the roach alt proliferation? :-?

Psychout wrote:The place is crawling with them. Anyone know if there is a can of Raid altmode on the bot team?

Nope, no flyswatter either. It's like that scene from that one movie; "Millions of dollars worth of firepower and I'd give it all up for one lousy can of Raid."

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:13 pm

turbomagnus wrote:Okay, but how would a, shall we say, 'intelligence asset' in the Decepticon ranks, "should they even exist", explain the roach alt proliferation?

Because such information will be known to 'Cons only. duh.

by **ThunderThruster** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:54 pm

Burn wrote:
turbomagnus wrote:Okay, but how would a, shall we say, 'intelligence asset' in the Decepticon ranks, "should they even exist", explain the roach alt proliferation?

Because such information will be known to 'Cons only. duh.

So there is a strategy in play. :-?

My autobot brethren, we need alt modes that prey on roaches! :-P

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:03 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:
Burn wrote:
turbomagnus wrote:Okay, but how would a, shall we say, 'intelligence asset' in the Decepticon ranks, "should they even exist", explain the roach alt proliferation?

Because such information will be known to 'Cons only. duh.

So there is a strategy in play.

My autobot brethren, we need alt modes that prey on roaches!

Or perhaps I'm just talking **** to throw you all off in the hopes you run out and change your alt modes to something equally ridiculous ...

by **ThunderThruster** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:38 pm

bluff or double bluff? :???:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:46 pm

ThunderThruster wrote::-?

bluff or double bluff?

Burn works in mysterious ways that you will never understand ...

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 5:58 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:My autobot brethren, we need alt modes that prey on roaches!

?

by **turbomagnus** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:51 pm

Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote::-?

bluff or double bluff?

Burn works in mysterious ways that you will never understand ...

I really shouldn't... but I will. "Maybe so, but he's a conman compared to the Vorlon."

Psychout wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote:My autobot brethren, we need alt modes that prey on roaches!

?

So... wait... who's Jay and who's Silent Bob? :-?

by **Overwatch** » Sun Feb 25, 2018 12:08 am

ThunderThruster wrote:My autobot brethren, we need alt modes that prey on roaches!

Perhaps Canetoads (right Burn?

)

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:00 am

Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote::-?

bluff or double bluff?

Burn works in mysterious ways that you will never understand ...

Have YOU worked out how you work yet Burn?

by **Bun-Bun** » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:24 am

Pinkimus wrote:
Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote::-?

bluff or double bluff?

Burn works in mysterious ways that you will never understand ...

Have YOU worked out how you work yet Burn?

Probably a lot like Courage...

He must be doing something we just haven't figured out exactly how useful he is yet.

by **turbomagnus** » Sun Feb 25, 2018 10:11 am

Bun-Bun wrote:
Pinkimus wrote:
Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote::-?

bluff or double bluff?

Burn works in mysterious ways that you will never understand ...

Have YOU worked out how you work yet Burn?

Probably a lot like Courage...

He must be doing something we just haven't figured out exactly how useful he is yet.

Courage... The HMW stat or 'The Cowardly Dog'?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Sun Feb 25, 2018 3:31 pm

Pinkimus wrote:
Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote::-?

bluff or double bluff?

Burn works in mysterious ways that you will never understand ...

Have YOU worked out how you work yet Burn?

That would require effort.

by **turbomagnus** » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:53 pm

Burn wrote:
Pinkimus wrote:
Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote::-?

bluff or double bluff?

Burn works in mysterious ways that you will never understand ...

Have YOU worked out how you work yet Burn?

That would require effort.

Plus I think that if anyone, even Burn himself, understood the Ways of Burn it would bring all existence to an end...