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Starbase Trion: The Building Thread

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Postby The Happy Locust » Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:14 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Halo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.


Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

Not for the squemish.


I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?

*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*
Next up on Pimp My Jeager.
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:47 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.


Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

Not for the squemish.


I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?

*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*

I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!
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Postby The Happy Locust » Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:01 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.


Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

Not for the squemish.


I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?

*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*

I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!


BRING'EM OUT!

*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*

Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.
Next up on Pimp My Jeager.
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Postby Senor Hugo » Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:08 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.


Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

Not for the squemish.


I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?

*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*

I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!


BRING'EM OUT!

*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*

Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.


-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-

So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?

"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"
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Postby The Happy Locust » Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:15 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Senor Hugo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.


Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

Not for the squemish.


I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?

*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*

I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!


BRING'EM OUT!

*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*

Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.


-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-

So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?

"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"


"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."

:mrgreen:
Next up on Pimp My Jeager.
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Postby Senor Hugo » Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:41 pm

The Grim Locust wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.


Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

Not for the squemish.


I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?

*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*

I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!


BRING'EM OUT!

*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*

Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.


-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-

So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?

"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"


"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."

:mrgreen:


I hate it when that happens.

Bumblebee is the R Kelly of robots, just wait till the second film when they show a flashback of Bumblebee lubricating on a rookie Arcee.
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Postby Halo » Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:43 pm

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
Senor Hugo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.


Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

Not for the squemish.


I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?

*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*

I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!


BRING'EM OUT!

*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*

Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.


-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-

So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?

"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"


"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."

:mrgreen:


I hate it when that happens.

Bumblebee is the R Kelly of robots, just wait till the second film when they show a flashback of Bumblebee lubricating on a rookie Arcee.

That'd be hilarious.
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Postby The Happy Locust » Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:20 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Halo wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.


Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

Not for the squemish.


I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?

*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*

I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!


BRING'EM OUT!

*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*

Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.


-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-

So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?

"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"


"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."

:mrgreen:


I hate it when that happens.

Bumblebee is the R Kelly of robots, just wait till the second film when they show a flashback of Bumblebee lubricating on a rookie Arcee.

That'd be hilarious.


Just to make it wackier, Edit Bumblebee and a rookie Arcee into that ep of the boondocks where they view R. Kelley trial.
Next up on Pimp My Jeager.
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:52 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:[quote="Psycho Warrior"]
*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.


Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

Not for the squemish.


I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?

*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*

I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!


BRING'EM OUT!

*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*

Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.


-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-

So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?

"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"


"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."

:mrgreen:


I hate it when that happens.

Bumblebee is the R Kelly of robots, just wait till the second film when they show a flashback of Bumblebee lubricating on a rookie Arcee.

That'd be hilarious.


Just to make it wackier, Edit Bumblebee and a rookie Arcee into that ep of the boondocks where they view R. Kelley trial.[/quote]
Admittedly, I never cared for that show. The animation's great but it never clicked with me.
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Postby Halo » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:51 pm

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.


Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

Not for the squemish.


I'm starting a new line of Locust-brand personalized vehicles. Who wants to see the protos?

*quickly hides notification banning vehicles from roads*

I'll take it. I'll take 12! Drive one home today!


BRING'EM OUT!

*A fleet of green-armored blue-skin-toned vehicles roll out.*

Each one can convert into an anatomically correct walker mode.


-magically appears next to an ajar fire exit door-

So, I assume the "anatomically correct" part would be the safety features?

"airbags include your choice of pillowy juggs and hairy man-danglys"


"Bumblebee, stop lubricating Hugo."

:mrgreen:


I hate it when that happens.

Bumblebee is the R Kelly of robots, just wait till the second film when they show a flashback of Bumblebee lubricating on a rookie Arcee.

That'd be hilarious.


Just to make it wackier, Edit Bumblebee and a rookie Arcee into that ep of the boondocks where they view R. Kelley trial.[/quote]
Admittedly, I never cared for that show. The animation's great but it never clicked with me.[/quote]
I liked the comic strip. I never saw the show.
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Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
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Postby The Happy Locust » Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:53 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:Just to make it wackier, Edit Bumblebee and a rookie Arcee into that ep of the boondocks where they view R. Kelley trial.

Admittedly, I never cared for that show. The animation's great but it never clicked with me.

I liked the comic strip. I never saw the show.


It wasn't really my thing either. I had friends who loved it and they had me watch a few eps.
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Postby Halo » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:50 pm

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:Just to make it wackier, Edit Bumblebee and a rookie Arcee into that ep of the boondocks where they view R. Kelley trial.

Admittedly, I never cared for that show. The animation's great but it never clicked with me.

I liked the comic strip. I never saw the show.


It wasn't really my thing either. I had friends who loved it and they had me watch a few eps.

I think I might've seen 2 or 3 episodes, but that was it.
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Psycho Warrior wrote:And people say class is dead. In fact Halo reanimated it just so it could dance for her amusement.
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:52 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
*throws grandma in front of a bus*
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Postby The Happy Locust » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:53 pm

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*


You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?

*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:56 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*


You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?

*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*

Damn, granny's been lifting weights. :shock:
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Postby Senor Hugo » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:12 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*


You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?

*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*

Damn, granny's been lifting weights. :shock:


Well, not really.

You see, old people are "special."

-puts on glasses and lab-coat-

As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.

As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.

Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.

That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.

This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.

The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.

This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.

Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.

Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.

If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.

Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:51 am

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Senor Hugo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*


You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?

*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*

Damn, granny's been lifting weights. :shock:


Well, not really.

You see, old people are "special."

-puts on glasses and lab-coat-

As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.

As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.

Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.

That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.

This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.

The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.

This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.

Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.

Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.

If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.

Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.

:shock: :APPLAUSE:
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Postby The Happy Locust » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:55 am

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*


You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?

*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*

Damn, granny's been lifting weights. :shock:


Well, not really.

You see, old people are "special."

-puts on glasses and lab-coat-

As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.

As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.

Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.

That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.

This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.

The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.

This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.

Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.

Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.

If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.

Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.

:shock: :APPLAUSE:


...

I've just been rendered speechless. :grin:
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Postby Tweezy » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:16 am

Motto: "There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there was only one dude left, because that was the point"
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*


You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?

*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*

Damn, granny's been lifting weights. :shock:


Well, not really.

You see, old people are "special."

-puts on glasses and lab-coat-

As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.

As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.

Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.

That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.

This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.

The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.

This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.

Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.

Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.

If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.

Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.

:shock: :APPLAUSE:


...

I've just been rendered speechless. :grin:

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Postby Halo » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:08 am

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
Tweezy wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*


You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?

*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*

Damn, granny's been lifting weights. :shock:


Well, not really.

You see, old people are "special."

-puts on glasses and lab-coat-

As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.

As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.

Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.

That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.

This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.

The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.

This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.

Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.

Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.

If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.

Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.

:shock: :APPLAUSE:


...

I've just been rendered speechless. :grin:

What the hell have you been smoking? I WANT IT!

The world suddenly makes sense...
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Postby Psycho Warrior » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:14 am

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Halo wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*


You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?

*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*

Damn, granny's been lifting weights. :shock:


Well, not really.

You see, old people are "special."

-puts on glasses and lab-coat-

As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.

As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.

Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.

That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.

This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.

The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.

This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.

Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.

Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.

If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.

Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.

:shock: :APPLAUSE:


...

I've just been rendered speechless. :grin:

What the hell have you been smoking? I WANT IT!

The world suddenly makes sense...

he's blined me. with sciance.
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Postby The Happy Locust » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:03 am

Motto: "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools- Douglas Adams"
Weapon: Black Magic
Halo wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*


You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?

*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*

Damn, granny's been lifting weights. :shock:


Well, not really.

You see, old people are "special."

-puts on glasses and lab-coat-

As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.

As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.

Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.

That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.

This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.

The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.

This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.

Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.

Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.

If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.

Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.

:shock: :APPLAUSE:


...

I've just been rendered speechless. :grin:

What the hell have you been smoking? I WANT IT!

The world suddenly makes sense...


In a way we never thought possible.
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Postby Senor Hugo » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:55 am

The Grim Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Tweezy wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Senor Hugo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Grim Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:*throws grandma in front of a bus*


You just wrecked a bus. Do you have any idea how much those things cost?

*takes photo of wrecked bus halfway embedded into Granny's backside*

Damn, granny's been lifting weights. :shock:


Well, not really.

You see, old people are "special."

-puts on glasses and lab-coat-

As cell begin to die as people age, their skeletal structure starts to shrink, and compress.

As the person continually gets older, their skeleton compresses even more, causing a very high increase in gravity in what we have come to call, the solar super plexus.

Now, this high concentration of gravity comes with a price. In the buttocks and nether regions of the old person, a miniature black hole forms, sucking in anything that gets to close to it, even light, and compressing it into a tiny tiny tiny tiny size.

That is why the bus stopped halfway into granny. Her blackhole, is not, at present, large enough to pull in the rest of the bus.

This miniature blackhole in old people, causes them to be very dangerous at their even older ages. The black hole has also shown some very unusual properties. The constant pull of the black hole on the old person, seems to suck out their memories and intelligence. Science currently calls this "Alzheimer's disease" however, it is really the MBH.

The MBH effects everything from memory, to poor driving skills.

This is why we at the Board of Science and Other Smart Stuff, deal with this growing problem. After an old person dies, we sneak in and replace the old persons body with a sawdust stuffed replica.

Then we take the old people to a dumping facility located in the Bermuda Triangle, where their bodies are disposed of beneath the ocean.

Unfortunately our work is being hindered, our best agent Dr.Kevorkian, was arrested. And new applications in the medical department allow old people to live even longer.

If we're not careful, a MBH in an old person could easily grow large enough to engulf the world.

Also, as a side note. This phenomenon in old people explains why after an unsuspecting innocent person accidentally encounters two old people doing it, they experience temporary blindness. When in fact, the combined MBH's just sucked all the light out from the adjoining room. Making it seem like the person had in fact gone blind.

:shock: :APPLAUSE:


...

I've just been rendered speechless. :grin:

What the hell have you been smoking? I WANT IT!

The world suddenly makes sense...


In a way we never thought possible.


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Postby Psycho Warrior » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:26 pm

Motto: "Afternoon everybody."
Weapon: Corrosive Slime Shooter
Senor hugo gains 500 cool points.

Level up!

Senor Hugo can now use Flaming Rocket Launcher Cannon!
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Postby Halo » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:15 pm

Motto: "[REDACTED]"
Weapon: Dual Cluster Bomb Missile Launchers
Psycho Warrior wrote:Senor hugo gains 500 cool points.

Level up!

Senor Hugo can now use Flaming Rocket Launcher Cannon!

Win!
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