The Happy Locust wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Halo wrote:The Happy Locust wrote:Halo wrote:Bohab Warrior wrote:Halo wrote:[quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Asmodae"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="Asmodae"][quote="Halo"][quote="Bohab Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Asmodae"][quote="Bohab Gwar-rior"][quote="Necrosonic"][quote="Bohab Gwar-rior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.
When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.
HAHAHA.
But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.
A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...
On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.
Spill. Beans. NOW.
I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.
Make the Randys lick it up.
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Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.
They'll grow back.
Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.
My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.
I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original
It only works for the Randys.
I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.
*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*
So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]
And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!
*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*
Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.[/quote]
Aw, I was really looking foward to that one too.[/quote]
Due to a misunderstanding, I am currently under investigation for my "Mr. Happy Staff" routine. But it's harmless. Look.
*Locust holds up a Magic wand with a mini-Locust head on the end*
See? Harmless. Say something Mr. Happy.
*Wand's head opens its mouth and blows flames, scorching Locust's face.*
harmless....[/quote]
Cute...[/quote]
I want one. Only I want mine ot breath chicken Mcnuggets.[/quote]
Heck, I'd clear the shelves of those, sell half on ebay, and die of cholesterol poisoning![/quote]
To the Laboratory! Muwahahaha![/quote]
Note: Mr. Happy Staff is a registered property of Debacle Studios. Not to be confused with the "Mr. Happy Staff" recently arrested for loitering around the HogWart's school.[/quote]
LOL.[/quote]
You sir get a gold star.[/quote]
And the funny part is that I've never seen or read the Harry Potter stuff.[/quote]
The movies I see on TV are okay... I never read the books. Never cared enough to read htem. Now the dark elf trilogy that's a different story.[/quote]
Gnomes?[/quote]
well there is a gnome that gets his hands cut off and gets a hammer and pick axe grafted on to replace them, later he uses them to kill a mind flayer by pick axing him in the head.[/quote]
Yea but Clacker still has him beat in spades[/quote]
And right about here is where I have no idea what you're talking about.[/quote]
Just act natural, try to look like a feminine demon, and revel in the talk of pickaxes to the head. And if all else fails, start shooting.
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I like that last idea! *starts shooting fools*[/quote]
As the official jester of Halo's court, May I just say one thing? LOOK OVER THERE!
*Camera turns away, then turns back to see a smoking path leading to a driveway. From the driveway, four burned rubber marks leave smoke trials down the road to the airport. Similar but larger rubber burns lead to the end of the runway and a path of smoke leads into the horizon.*[/quote]
I would have been more surprised if he was riding a unicycle when that happened. Now... on with the festivities!
*lazily throwing live grenades through the old folk's home windows*[/quote]
I now accept offerings of Cheesecake Factory cheesecake.[/quote]
Does this mean you'll give me some kind of blessing in return for my cheesecake?[/quote]
What if I stand on a chair and scream at mice?[/quote]
You get laughed at[/quote]
no one understands my brilliance.[/quote]
So that's what all the "special" kids are calling it these days.[/quote]
yes I am very special. so special in fact I ride my own private padded bus.[/quote]
Now if that bus came with a projector, an Xbox 360, and some bitchin' games, I'd be all for that.[/quote]
it has a sega master system hooked up to the black and white TV[/quote]
I say we Molotov Cocktail it to hell.[/quote]
Someting's not quite right here. I ordered a cocktail with dinner and the bottle was flaming. It tasted good but now I have indigestion like you wouldn't believe.[/quote]
You might want to see a doctor.[/quote]
No doctor would see me. Apparently my anatomy is a question mark to science.[/quote]
They must reccomend fire as a prescription a lot.[/quote]
I get that from clerics, priests, politicians, family members, physisians, and even a paleontologist. Figure that out[/quote]
being chased by a lynch mob of paleontologists is a new one on me.[/quote]
When an orthodontist tells you your smile is creeping them out, then you know you've got issues.[/quote]
oddly, that happened once to me. (really)
[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]
