The Energon Pub

by **Halo** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:38 pm

I'm going through massive 360 withdraw.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:32 pm

Halo wrote:I'm going through massive 360 withdraw.

Get me 360ccs of halo 2 stat! What's that? Mario 64!? Get that out of here! *smacks nurse randy*

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:50 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I'm going through massive 360 withdraw.

Get me 360ccs of halo 2 stat! What's that? Mario 64!? Get that out of here! *smacks nurse randy*

*the smack knocks off Nurse Randy's face revealing Locust in disguise.*

Um... I swear this was not just an excuse to wear a nurse's outfit.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:56 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:I'm going through massive 360 withdraw.

Get me 360ccs of halo 2 stat! What's that? Mario 64!? Get that out of here! *smacks nurse randy*

*the smack knocks off Nurse Randy's face revealing Locust in disguise.*

Um... I swear this was not just an excuse to wear a nurse's outfit.

you know you'll go to hell for lying Locust. ... then again I know we'd probably end up as roomies in hell. Where every channel is reality TV and professor Ruth Westheimer.

by **Halo** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:39 pm

Plan a coup.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:26 pm

Halo wrote:Plan a coup.

when I rule hell things will be very different. Every week on tuesday the clowns will fight mimes in a street war.

The clowns will do a little slapstick to psyche themselves up while the Mimes pantomime what they're going to do to the other side.

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:05 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Plan a coup.

when I rule hell things will be very different. Every week on tuesday the clowns will fight mimes in a street war.

The clowns will do a little slapstick to psyche themselves up while the Mimes pantomime what they're going to do to the other side.

He'll take the throne while I lead the slothen and gluttonous to a bed and breakfast.

by **UFO** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:26 pm

(look, I'm butting in on the conversation!)
Bed and breakast? Eating and sleeping? At the same time? Hell my foot. I could live with an eternity o' that.

by **Halo** » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:52 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Plan a coup.

when I rule hell things will be very different. Every week on tuesday the clowns will fight mimes in a street war.

The clowns will do a little slapstick to psyche themselves up while the Mimes pantomime what they're going to do to the other side.

He'll take the throne while I lead the slothen and gluttonous to a bed and breakfast.

As long as I get the military, I'm good.

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:02 am

Halo wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:when I rule hell things will be very different. Every week on tuesday the clowns will fight mimes in a street war.

The clowns will do a little slapstick to psyche themselves up while the Mimes pantomime what they're going to do to the other side.

He'll take the throne while I lead the slothen and gluttonous to a bed and breakfast.

As long as I get the military, I'm good.

The military down there is somewhat less than useful. They've all got horns, claws, and spikes. And after an eternity of fighting, everyone of them has put out at least 2 others's eyes.

by **Halo** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:36 am

I'll intimidate them into behaving. Or else.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:28 pm

Once again my past post has vanished into thin air.

Halo you'll get all the armies. Plus each week I let you shove pineapples up the asses of the damned.

by **Halo** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:14 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Once again my past post has vanished into thin air.

Halo you'll get all the armies. Plus each week I let you shove pineapples up the asses of the damned.

This is why I keep you around.

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:51 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Once again my past post has vanished into thin air.

Halo you'll get all the armies. Plus each week I let you shove pineapples up the asses of the damned.

This is why I keep you around.

This is why my thong collection is underlaced with chain mail.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:58 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Once again my past post has vanished into thin air.

Halo you'll get all the armies. Plus each week I let you shove pineapples up the asses of the damned.

This is why I keep you around.

This is why my thong collection is underlaced with chain mail.

understandable protection against fruit with razor like leaves

by **Halo** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:42 am

Ouchies.

I miss excessive quote pyramids.

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:15 am

Halo wrote:Ouchies.

I miss excessive quote pyramids.

How could you miss them? Those things were huge? And you had a scope, a lasersight, automatic fire weaponry...

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:38 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Ouchies.

I miss excessive quote pyramids.

How could you miss them? Those things were huge? And you had a scope, a lasersight, automatic fire weaponry...

I miss watching quote pyramids collapse into spam holes.

by **The Happy Locust** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:53 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Halo wrote:Ouchies.

I miss excessive quote pyramids.

How could you miss them? Those things were huge? And you had a scope, a lasersight, automatic fire weaponry...

I miss watching quote pyramids collapse into spam holes.

With my under them. My chiropractor is still pulling bits of PW's wisdom from my back. All the quote marks make for good acupuncture needles though. And Spam holes? fuggedaboudit!

by **Halo** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:48 pm

Excessive quote pyramids were like a tiny universe.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:25 pm

Halo wrote:Excessive quote pyramids were like a tiny universe.

A universe we ruled.

by **The Happy Locust** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:15 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Excessive quote pyramids were like a tiny universe.

A universe we ruled.

A universe swirling into a funnel of space to find itself trapped in a black hole. In normal physics and Biology, things tend to go in the opposite direction.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:18 am

The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:Excessive quote pyramids were like a tiny universe.

A universe we ruled.

A universe swirling into a funnel of space to find itself trapped in a black hole. In normal physics and Biology, things tend to go in the opposite direction.

Since when does logic show it's prepy face around here?

by **Halo** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:52 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:A universe we ruled.

A universe swirling into a funnel of space to find itself trapped in a black hole. In normal physics and Biology, things tend to go in the opposite direction.

Since when does logic show it's prepy face around here?

Since we started talking about deep iportant subjects like quote universes.

by **The Happy Locust** » Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:12 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:
The Happy Locust wrote:A universe swirling into a funnel of space to find itself trapped in a black hole. In normal physics and Biology, things tend to go in the opposite direction.

Since when does logic show it's prepy face around here?

Since we started talking about deep iportant subjects like quote universes.

Composed of quote galaxies composed of quote systems composed of quote planets.... all the way down to the tiniest of quote atoms