The Energon Pub

[The Happy Locust]

Well, if locust is a clown... does that make me a mime? *still on fire, will take a while to burn through the layers of crud*

Well, you're not a kid, so does that make you an "adult entertainer"?

*plays a rim shot, only to watch the drum set he's hitting burst into flames as well.*

*still on fire* I need to think about that one... *walks into the mall and can't understand why everyone's chasing him with red canisters of cold stuff*

Why does he get so lucky. When I'm on fire, people try to beat me out with baseball bats. Speaking of which...

*Locust disappears, leaving a smoking trail in his wake, followed by a well-meaning but misguided crowd carrying baseball bats (and a few golf clubs)*

[Psycho Warrior]

At least you don't have boy scouts chasing you around with sticks and marshmallows. WOuldn't be too bad if the Socut masters weren't hitting on me.

[Halo]

At least you don't have boy scouts chasing you around with sticks and marshmallows. WOuldn't be too bad if the Socut masters weren't hitting on me.

I'm creeped out.

[Psycho Warrior]

At least you don't have boy scouts chasing you around with sticks and marshmallows. WOuldn't be too bad if the Socut masters weren't hitting on me.

I'm creeped out.

And so, with my usual not-grace and lack of hygine I have triumphed over halo. Raise the statue of Psycho!

[Halo]

At least you don't have boy scouts chasing you around with sticks and marshmallows. WOuldn't be too bad if the Socut masters weren't hitting on me.

I'm creeped out.

And so, with my usual not-grace and lack of hygine I have triumphed over halo. Raise the statue of Psycho!

*aims rocket launcher* You really wanna do that?

[Mephalarse]

*aims rocket launcher* You really wanna do that?

lol cute

[The Happy Locust]

I'm creeped out.

And so, with my usual not-grace and lack of hygine I have triumphed over halo. Raise the statue of Psycho!

*aims rocket launcher* You really wanna do that?

*Locust stops pulling on the rope lifting the statue.*

Hey, don't point that at me. I'm just the help.

[Psycho Warrior]

*Locust stops pulling on the rope lifting the statue.*

Hey, don't point that at me. I'm just the help.

Hey I want to celebrate this little victory. Heck, I may not get another one. Now... continue the work on my beer can pyramid!

[Halo]

I needs a nap.

[Psycho Warrior]

I needs a nap.

Sleep is good.

[Halo]

I needs a nap.

Sleep is good.

I wish I could get more.

[The Happy Locust]

I needs a nap.

Sleep is good.

I wish I could get more.

I wish I needed less. Imagine being able to live off only a 1/2 hour nap every day. Granted you'd go insane from boredom watching nighttime TV, but it still beats feeling like you've only blinked and 8 1/2 hours have passed.

[Psycho Warrior]

I wish I needed less. Imagine being able to live off only a 1/2 hour nap every day. Granted you'd go insane from boredom watching nighttime TV, but it still beats feeling like you've only blinked and 8 1/2 hours have passed.

Good point. Narcolepsy sounds scary, you sleep almost anywhere, at anytime. But on the other hand it's funny when someone youhate has it.

[Halo]

I wish I needed less. Imagine being able to live off only a 1/2 hour nap every day. Granted you'd go insane from boredom watching nighttime TV, but it still beats feeling like you've only blinked and 8 1/2 hours have passed.

Good point. Narcolepsy sounds scary, you sleep almost anywhere, at anytime. But on the other hand it's funny when someone youhate has it.

It's very True.

[Psycho Warrior]

Good point. Narcolepsy sounds scary, you sleep almost anywhere, at anytime. But on the other hand it's funny when someone youhate has it.

It's very True.

Randy: Hey halo you're a stuck up Zzzz...

... Let's draw on him. *holds up markers*

[Halo]

Good point. Narcolepsy sounds scary, you sleep almost anywhere, at anytime. But on the other hand it's funny when someone youhate has it.

It's very True.

Randy: Hey halo you're a stuck up Zzzz...

... Let's draw on him. *holds up markers*

Dibs on the sharp pointy marker.

[The Happy Locust]

It's very True.

Randy: Hey halo you're a stuck up Zzzz...

... Let's draw on him. *holds up markers*

Dibs on the sharp pointy marker.

*From a distance, Locust holds up a blowgun and hopes noone notices the tranquilizer dart that's in Randy's backside*

Even destiny needs its agents. I, however, am an agent of H'ahd'ag'droon, the patron deity of the afterlife for those who died comedy related deaths.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's very True.

Randy: Hey halo you're a stuck up Zzzz...

... Let's draw on him. *holds up markers*

Dibs on the sharp pointy marker.

No sharp ones but they all leave nasty painful welts that ooze pus and cause severe cancerous... things.

I think the company that makes them went out of buisness due to employees getting sick from a spoiled egg salad at the company picnic.

[Halo]

It's a shame when such quality companies run into little issues.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's a shame when such quality companies run into little issues.

Like fires and slavery unions.

[Halo]

It's a shame when such quality companies run into little issues.

Like fires and slavery unions.

Precisley.

[Psycho Warrior]

It's a shame when such quality companies run into little issues.

Like fires and slavery unions.

Precisley.

Oh by the way I've joined hte serf union. We demand greater pay.

[Halo]

Like fires and slavery unions.

Precisley.

Oh by the way I've joined hte serf union. We demand greater pay.

What you're going to get is a barrage of bullets up your anus.

[The Happy Locust]

Precisley.

Oh by the way I've joined hte serf union. We demand greater pay.

What you're going to get is a barrage of bullets up your anus.

PW, I say you take the deal. Lead and steel are going for good dollars. Just have the bullets extracted, sell them at a scrapyard, and rake in the savings.

[Psycho Warrior]

Oh by the way I've joined hte serf union. We demand greater pay.

What you're going to get is a barrage of bullets up your anus.

PW, I say you take the deal. Lead and steel are going for good dollars. Just have the bullets extracted, sell them at a scrapyard, and rake in the savings.

And I coated all the bullets Halo has with healing salve, for the fastest douse of life saving medicine.