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1- In the beginning (well, THREE and a HALFE yearse ago), there was Starscream SB. And there was Klarsh Voxiz, and beside them was Bruticus84. And all was silent as they watched below at mortal men's dealings. 2- And Starscream speaketh, and he said:

Starscream SB wrote:Klarsh Voxiz do you want to become allies. Saw a few autobots players who have formed a allegiance just for fun. And since you are almost as new to the game as me. I just thought i would bring it up

3- And Klarsh replyth to ye holye PMe, and he sayeth:

Klarsh Voxiz wrote:Actually, I could kinda do with help. I have a few characters at level 1, but they're always WAAAAY overpowered, they only barely qualify for level 1 and get their asses handed to them. So, what, if you join a mission, and I have a free 'con, I'll join it, and vice-versa, or how are we working it?

4-And soeth, dide ye mightye INSITUTIONE of ye ONE TRUEE GODDE be formede here in ye forumse. And Starscream SB, Klarsh Voxiz and Bruticus84 sawe it, and knewe thate ite wase GOOD. 5- Ande at decree of Klarsh Voxiz, it became knowneth as ye Renegade Decepticon Dissidents, for he spake thusly:

Klarsh Voxiz wrote:Well, how about the 'Decepticon Breakaway Faction' or the 'Renegade Decepticon Dissidents'?

6- And the lattere was chosene, and a new ordere had begunne, and for because ofe ite, ye Autobots wepte. 7- And because ofe ite, and because theye sawe ye Autbots weepinge, the Decepticons cheered.
8- And ye Mods were not amused. Exceptinge for War Hammer. For was drunk. But ne eded to go pee.
9- And ye monthes passede, and Bruticus84 was not Bruticus84 any longer. 10- He was Edgecrusher. And edges were crushed. 11- Soone Starscream SB was not himself either, and was Naval Strike. 12- And Klarsh chooseth Onslaught for his newe name, but likethed it not. And he became Jesus Prime insteade.
13- And ye dark foces of ye Underworlde sawe the RDD, and were afear'd. 14- Soeth dide theye forme theire own INSTITUTIONE, whiche they namedeth the Autobot War Council. 15- And Jesus Prime, Edgecrusher and Naval Strike sawe it, and likedeth ite not. 16- Ande WAR wase declarede.
17- Aftere ye WAR was reachinge its pitche, ye Mods Most High sawe ite, and likedeth ite not. 18- Soeth did theye cast out all ye othere INSTITUTIONES thate were not ye two oldeste. And Satanstorm was caste out of Generale Discussione, into ye fiery bowels of his owne Made In Canada website, and ye MIC wept. 19- But because theye were Canadiane, no one carede.
20- And it became to be that the INSTITUTIONES were forgottene, and crumbled to duste, for none newe would joine them. 21- Oh, tis tragedy! 22- But by act of Mod, it remained thusly, as frowns were borne down upon those who upheld ye INSTITUTIONES. 23- But none forgot NAVAL STRIKE, JESUS PRIME and EDGECRUSHER. For none forgete whate still carveth a swathe in theire midste.
24- O, theye are a mightye three indeede, and must be veneratede and worshyppede. 25- But not alle of ye madding crowde who has seeneth theme as thus were frome theire own side. Fore theire Influencee had growne, and theire allure temptede manye of ye Autobots to Impious Thoughtse. 26- Ande ye great Gode Seibertrone decree-ethed that twould be possible fore ye Autobots to become Decepticons. Ande a great numbere heeded ye Call. 27- Let ye who have Understandinge determine the Numbere of the Beaste. 28- For it is a Human numbere. Its number is FIVE. 29- Ande theye sawethed the lighte, ande theye bacayme newe memberse of the Renegade Decepticon Dissidents. Ande amonge them was Unicron Maximus. Ande yea, this is ye shamelesse plugge. 30- But the Joye was Taintede, for a TRAGEDYE had befallene the merrye throng. For Galvatron Prime had died. 31- Or lefte the War, ye Scribe is not sure. 32- Eithere waye, twas BAD.
33- But on the thirde daye (33a- with ye Fudging of Detailse) he cameth backe, and wase welcomyd by ALLE. 34- Ande it was askede whye he LEFTE, and did not WRITE. Ande his replye wase roughlye like thus -

Not really Galvatron Prime, but let's pretend wrote:I ame fedde uppe with Ye AWFUL HORROR postinge on ye site where she should not be

35- Ande a greate manye agreede with Him. Fore He was right. And not lefte. Anymore.



II

1- Ande ye Jesus Prime took upone Himselfe to go awaye fore a While. A longe while. Sixe monthse, ite is saide. 2- Ande whene He returnede, from the top of Mounte Irelande, he bore withe hime much booze, and much weed. 3- But Omega Scourge wase there to meete Him. 4- So ite did not laste longe.
5- But he also broughte withe Him the TENE (10) Commandmentse of ye venerable Renegade Decepticon Dissidents. 6- Ande here theye areth. 7- Scrolle faster, ye idiot.

8- One: THOU SHALT NOT LEVELE BULLYE
9- Two: THOU SHALT SPAM
10- Three: THOU SHALT BEG GLYPH FORE COOL ALT-MODES
11- Four: THOU, IF A SINGLE LADY, SHALT SEE JESUS PRIME AND EDGECRUSHER LATERE
12- Five: IF A LADY BUT NOT SINGLE, THOU SHALT NOT LET ON WHEREST THOU IS GOING
13- Six: THOU SHALT NOT CHEATE, AND SHALT LOOK DOWN ON THOSE DO DOETH THESE HORRIBLE DEEDS (REALLY, I'M NOT CALLING PEOPLE CHEATERS IN THIS)
14- Seven: SHE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED, REALLY IS NOT TO BE NAMED
15- Eight: THOU SHALT PLAY FAIR IN MISSIONS AND NOT FLOOD THEM. BUT BACKUP IS GOODE.
16- Nine: THOU SHALT BUY EDGECRUSHER, JESUS PRIME AND OMEGA SCOURGE WEED AND BOOZE.
17- Ten: THOU SHALT INGORE THE RAVINGS OF PRIME REISSUE.

18- Ande it was decreed thate these lawse were to be followede. 19- On paine of Deathe. 20- Or of spamme and flaminge.
21- Ande ye RDD tooke it upone themselves to move. 22- Awaye. 23- But not reallye awaye. Just rounde ye cornere. 24- For Nemesis Prime hadde made a FORUME for them. And it was GOODE. And the name of the forume was Neo Kaon. 25- For it hadde within it somethinge to do with a moone of some sorts. 26- But notte the kinde with Jesus Prime's rather hairye bumme. 27- Nor to do with his waxede ande rather hairlesse danglinge bits. 28- Twas a goode forume. Replete with GAMES and POSTSE. And was bettere than the AWC Forume. 29- So nyah.



III

1- Ande lo, did the beginninge of the Ende Times come heralded notte withe a Darknesse, but withe a Lighte. 2- For it was that the Darknesse followed from a new age of greatness, 3- that dide notte laste for longe. 4- Ande the Versione One Pointe Eighte lasted for a fewe weekse. 5- Then came a time of Preparinge, for a great Tournamente was approachinge. 6- Ande it came. 7- Ande ye Decepticons were winninge. 8- Ande then it stoppede. 9-Ande started againe, fromme scratche. 10- Ande the Decepticons were winninge againe. 11- And it stoppede. 12- Againe. 13- And lo, did the Decepticons grumble. 14- Ande call 'foul playe'. 15- But worse thingse were afoote. 16- Muche worse. 17- For Galvatron Prime had gone. 18- But he was not dead. 19- Though manye wishede he was. 20- For he had join'd the Autobots. 21- Ande otherse hadde gone withe him. 22- Sprockitz and Slapshot too. 23- Ande then the **** reallye hit ye fanne. 24- For the game DIED a DEATH. 25- And would not repsonde to the administration of Helpe and Codinge. 26- And there was much wailing and gnashing of teethe. 27- Whiche is notte goode for you. As thy dentiste wille telle thee.



IV

1- I felte like makinge a new chaptere. 2- So sue me. 3- Butte then Jesus Prime wente awaye. Againe. And people cryede "NOES" for theye knewe his ABSENCE woulde be greivede. 4- For he tooke awaye withe him ye BOOBUEZ. 5- Ande he stayede awaye for a time. Ande had a lotte to drinke. For he is IRISHE. 6- Not BRITISHE. 7- But ye liquore hadde RUNNE OUTE. Ande he returnede. To a NEWE GAME. Or so it lookede to hime. 8- But it wasn'te. Notte yette. 9- He May just have been HUNGE OVERE. Or HUNGE like ye HORSE. Whatevere ye prefere. 10- Butte twas notte time yette for ye RESETE which was cominge. 11- Butte twas a time of CHANGESE. 12- For Glyph hadde gone from his throne. 13- Thingse were notte downe ye shittere yette thoughe. For there wase a new PROGRAMMERE. 14- Ande thanke feck it wase not Goribus. It was Omega Sentinel. 15- Otherse seemede to have GONE too. For Naval Stike hadde takene ye hissye fitte. Ande ye RDD seemede threatened. 16- Butte twas OKAYE. For stuffe happenede. But I was asleepe and missede it. 17- Somethinge aboute a DSA. 18- Ande tis all OKAYE nowe. 19- Excepte for the SHARKTICONS. 20- For theye have come hither. 21- Whye have theye come hither? 22- Because Omega Sentinel hath drecreede it so. 23- Or maybe itte is becasue VERSIONE TWOE is COMINGE! 24- Or twill be. When Omega Sentinal gets rounde to itte. Sometime. Maybe. 25- Butte twill have ye bajillione newe featurese and twill be VERYE GOODE! 26- Or so we hope. 27- Butte if itte is notte thene there shalle be LYNCHING. With a ROPE. Providede someone bringse itte. 28- Bringe a ROPE. 29- Thate meanse YOU. Or THEE. Or whatevere. 30- Him overe there too. He canne bringe one. 31- Oh. Yeah. V2. Rolle itte on! Ande suches.

in general it has been made abundently clear that those two groups, are not apart of HMW any longer. Their history, or in this case one groups fantasized history, does not help them in getting back on the staff's good side.