The Energon Pub

by **prowl123** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:43 pm

The guy on the left.

Is Lugnut a Lugnut?

by **USDA Prime** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:01 pm

That's a touchy subject, he's a survivor of testicular cancer.

Why is Cyclonus' Armada never seen with Armada Cyclonus?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:42 am

He got bored and ditched those lame-o's.

So... How 'bout that Segway Actionmaster Grimlock trolls around with?

by **USDA Prime** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:19 pm

It gets 100 miles-per-gallon..... of ice cream.

Why does Starscream sound just like Cobra Commander?

News Credits: 3 · by **ArmadaPrime** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:57 am

Wreck 'n Rule wrote:Only if they see their eye doctor every two years.

Who leads the Constructicons?

RID grimlock.
wait, no.
Armada scavenger.

why is movie bumblbee such a...movie bumblebee.
?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:16 am

ArmadaPrime, you're breaking the line. We cannot accept your evils.

Wreck 'n Rule wrote:It gets 100 miles-per-gallon..... of ice cream.

Why does Starscream sound just like Cobra Commander?

They're separated at birth.

Would Cyclonus ever miss Bombshell?

by **prowl123** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:41 am

Because he's a stink bomb.

Why is Bumblebee so over-saturated?

by **Red 50** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 7:49 am

They want to be sure EVERYONE has some toy of him (PS: Legends class does not count, they're under-sized.)

How much would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would be Buzzsaw?

by **prowl123** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:28 am

Buzzsaw would frickin' kill that woodchuck.

Why doesn't Legends calss count? What's wrong with being small?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:39 pm

Nothing, it's what you do with it that counts. Keep telling that yourself and you'll eventually believe it.

Speaking of which, do you suppose Powerglide and Lube are friends?

by **USDA Prime** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:09 pm

Powerglide prefers KY.

If a tree falls in the woods, and it lands on and kills Wheelie, will anyone cry?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 1:08 am

Not even his mother.

I've got this great idea for a show, it's about a race of biological lifeforms on a distant planet, the heroic Freedoms versus the evil Germans. It's going to air on the Iacon Network System and it's called 'HUMANS'. We'll make a good buck of the merchandising.

Whaddaya think?

by **prowl123** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:47 am

The Germans are always the evil ones...

Why does Megatron have at least 2 or 3 vehicle modes per series?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:06 am

He lost his way after 1984.

But come on, purple?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:55 am

Start wearing purple.

What about red?

by **USDA Prime** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:43 pm

Only after Labor Day.... Oh wait, Labor Day was last week. Yeah sure, where red however you want.

Why isn't feedom the left of all sentient beings?

by **Rex Prime** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:04 am

That's another story.

What will the Dinobot's do if they meet a real dinosaur?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:17 am

Rust in pieces.

Is there an Energon donation clinic somewhere?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 12:44 pm

If in need of a large dosis of Energon, please blow up a small celestial body.

Would Arcee and Smurfette be friends?

by **USDA Prime** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:11 am

Not after Springer and Hot Rod started hitting on the little blue thing!

Did Brawn die in the original movie?

News Credits: 6188 · by **Va'al** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:33 am

Did who what where?

What.. is the air-speed velocity of an unladen Starscream?

by **USDA Prime** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:44 am

I don't know tha- AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! :BOOM:

Which came first, the stasis pod or the protoform?

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:37 am

Holy crap. That's a good question indeed. We'll never know unless we ask Primus himself.

Given the sheer amount of fingers on the Fallen, which one would offend you if put up?