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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Tigertrack » Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:27 am

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original sin wrote:Riddler>all Batvillains except the Joker


I know he is the probably among the tops, but Cat Woman, and Two face are above him I would say.

Personally, I'd like to see Clayface.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Wheeljack35 » Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:56 am

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The resemblance is uncanny. It would fit perfectly in Nolan's darker movie style.


Never and I do mean NEVER go by that gay looking animated Riddler

I would rather go by the Batyman Animated instead

Christian Blae has said he would never want to be in another Batman movie if Robin is included
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Shadowman » Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:33 am

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Wheeljack35 wrote:Never and I do mean NEVER go by that gay looking animated Riddler

I would rather go by the Batyman Animated instead


"Gay looking"? He actually looks a bit like a cross between TDK Joker and the Riddler.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby TheMuffin » Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:04 pm

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Personally I believe that Riddler should only wear a suit. That's how he's depicted in recent comics, how he was in BTAS and the most logical thing for him to wear in a movie. Jim Carrey repeat would spoil the whole deal.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Venomous Prime » Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:25 pm

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original sin wrote:Riddler>all Batvillains except the Joker


I know he is the probably among the tops, but Cat Woman, and Two face are above him I would say.

Personally, I'd like to see Clayface.


Catwoman bores me to tears to be honest. I never saw the appeal :?

I'd still really love for Mad Hatter to make an appearance, but I know I'm just grasping at straws for that one
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Jeep? » Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:53 pm

original sin wrote:Riddler>all Batvillains except the Joker


Onoz. I'm gonna have to slap you back down to earth, mister. :P

The following is a list of villains who are both a) better than the Riddler, and b) suitable for Nolan's quasi-realistic style:

Black Mask
Mad Hatter (no, really, think serial rapist with a fondness for kid's tales, with the paedophilic edge presented in "Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth")
Bane (minus the Venom cocktail, just a brilliant tactical mind backed up with massive physique)
Harley Quinn (as a continuation of the Joker plot)
Catwoman (as long as it's not Angelina Jolie, that was a horrible rumour)
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Blastback » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:30 pm

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In regards to Robin, I could see maybe giving Dick an introduction, like say, have Bruce adopt him as a little kid, and leaving it at that. Maybe hint that one day he'll follow in Bruce's footsteps, but for now just leave him as an adopted son. Maybe eventualy introduce him as Nightwing rather than Robin. Or they could use Jason Todd and keep it real and shock audiances by blowing him up. :lol:

And I would love to see Nolan's version of Bane and Deadshot. Lady Shiva could maybe work to. My biggest beef with the Dark Knight was that they killed Two-Face. In my mind, after the Joker, he might just be Batman's best villian.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Psychout » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:55 pm

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If robin does appear he should be shot in face as soon as he walks on screen.

Id love to see the Bane from Knightfall though, that would be brilliant, as long as they didnt just get some crap wrestler to play the part.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Jeep? » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:44 pm

If he was to tank himself out a bit more, Brian Austin Green would be awesome as Bane.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Cyberstrike » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:23 am

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original sin wrote:
tigertracks 24 wrote:
original sin wrote:Riddler>all Batvillains except the Joker


I know he is the probably among the tops, but Cat Woman, and Two face are above him I would say.

Personally, I'd like to see Clayface.


Catwoman bores me to tears to be honest. I never saw the appeal :?


It's the old screwed up good guy meets equally screwed up bad girl and while both want each other badly they want each other to become what the other is, (Batman wants Catwoman to be a hero and Catwoman wants Batman to be a villain) a LOT more.

IF done right Catwoman would be a great villain for an emotional wounded Batman (he lost Rachel and thinks that she was waiting for him when she really wasn't) to deal with a woman who really is his equal in every way except she's a bad girl with lot of emotional issues of her own.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Venomous Prime » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:15 am

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Still doesn't sound appealing to me, then again most of DC bores me to tears :lol:
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Dead Metal » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:03 am

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Jeep? wrote:Onoz. I'm gonna have to slap you back down to earth, mister. :P

The following is a list of villains who are both a) better than the Riddler, and b) suitable for Nolan's quasi-realistic style:

Black Mask
Mad Hatter (no, really, think serial rapist with a fondness for kid's tales, with the paedophilic edge presented in "Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth")
Bane (minus the Venom cocktail, just a brilliant tactical mind backed up with massive physique)
Harley Quinn (as a continuation of the Joker plot)
Catwoman (as long as it's not Angelina Jolie, that was a horrible rumour)

And they all pale in comparison to the awesome, the mighty the one and only Mysterio!
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Matrix. » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:55 pm

Relatively surprised no-one wants robin. Not many of you read Batman then?

Shame on whoever said Nolan's films were darker. :-P More realistic, certainly, but they're not as grim as the comics.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby JaAm » Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:33 pm

Dead Metal wrote:And they all pale in comparison to the awesome, the mighty the one and only Mysterio!
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Batman villains<Spider-Man villains.


Purge this heresy! :P

I could go on about how Joker>everyone else, but I'm tired.

I could actually see Jason Todd as the Red Hood. Think about it. A crime orphan like Bruce, who adopts a "Rorschach-meets-Punisher" crime-fighting style, viewing Batman's no-killing policy as weak and stupid. Have Batman try to juggle this psycho and throw in Black Mask as a secondary, mob boss baddie, and you've got yourself a great movie. Oh, and Shia Lebeouf would work, but wouldn't be my first choice.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Serpent O - R » Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:01 pm

As soon as I saw it was in the Sun, i sighed in relief.

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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Dead Metal » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:02 am

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JaAm wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:And they all pale in comparison to the awesome, the mighty the one and only Mysterio!
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Batman villains<Spider-Man villains.


Purge this heresy! :P

I could go on about how Joker>everyone else, but I'm tired.


Heresy?
Spider-Man villains are cooler and more interesting.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Venomous Prime » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:44 pm

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I want a Batman/Spidey cross over where Carnage possesses The Joker. How freaking awesome would that be??

Make it an Elseworlds story and have Spidey have the Venom costume and Toxin can possess Batman

Symbiote over load!!!
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Dead Metal » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:54 pm

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original sin wrote:I want a Batman/Spidey cross over where Carnage possesses The Joker. How freaking awesome would that be??

Make it an Elseworlds story and have Spidey have the Venom costume and Toxin can possess Batman

Symbiote over load!!!

That I would so buy!
Carnage Joker
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And Toxin Batman would just be freaking hilarious together if the suits kept their own personality on top of the hosts. :shock:
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Venomous Prime » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:00 pm

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Batman arguing with Toxin would be freaking amazing!!

Especially with Batman's no killing policy and Toxin's huge urge to slaughter everyone :lol:
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby JaAm » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:09 pm

Actually there was a crossover, and rather than posses him, Carnage got into an argument with Joker over killing, Joker wanting to do his standard, "Kill in a mysterious pattern for some ridiculous reason," while Carnage just wanted to murder every person he saw.

Also, going back to my idea, Rather than have Black Mask be deformed and into Saw-style torture, go back to his roots and make him actually wear a mask, and be a major mob boss. (He can sill have his jaw shot off, though.)
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Sledge » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:17 pm

Matrix. wrote:Relatively surprised no-one wants robin. Not many of you read Batman then?

Yes. And Robin's always at best an embarassment, at worst a drag on the story. The character was created to draw in a younger audience, which is pretty much exactly the opposite direction the films are going in. And we mustn't forget the Great Unpleasantness:
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby JaAm » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:43 pm

No, sometimes Robin is a good character. I liked him in Dark Victory, and in the animated series. Besides, would you rather have Batgirl as a sidekick? Her greatest victory was over Killer Fraggin' Moth. Even I could beat Killer Moth.
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Sledge » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:50 pm

I'd rather Batman didn't have a sidekick. As Christopher Nolan seems to feel the same way, I'm pretty happy. :)
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Re: This had better be a bad joke...

Postby Jeep? » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:59 pm

Yeah, Batmas alone > Batman with anyone. The character doesn't work with a sidekick, he loses all of what makes him the Batman.
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Postby Agent 007 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:30 pm

umm no just no no more batman and robin type movies pleash :o)
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