The Energon Pub

[Wilko]

I just came up with a new motto for one of my HMW's TFsand i decided to but this thread up for whatever people think is their best / worst motto

TerraNova - A Constructicon Medic with a Star Trek based name.
Motto - "Dammit Jim, I'm a Bricklayer Not a Doctor!"

[Me, Grimlock!]

I just take actual Transformer mottos and tweak them to sound comical... or stupid. More stupid.

Pass the weed, please.

[Sunstar]

Stratonimbus: "Sunstar, back away from that cactus; it eats Transformers"
Windraker: "What was the question?"
Acidtwist: "I have only one nerve left... and you are on it!"

[Wilko]

even if it is copyed off the show
Queeg500 - "I have an IQ of 500 - thats the same as 1000 P.E teachers!"

and X5-452 - "Kiss my autobutt"

[Archanubis]

I don't think they're the worst, but here are a couple of my mottoes I think are rather silly, but fit the characters

Sea Wolf: "On land or sea, nothing is safe from me."
Venomstrike: "The more plumbing they put in, the easier it is to stop up the drain."

[Silver Wind]

Best:

Erudition - "Upon the ground of the past are the seeds of the future sown."
Firenze - "You get in my way, you're gonna go down!"

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(Commander's note: Those two don't get along very well...)

Worst:

Sheela - "Humans can be helpful, too." (Humans get bashed so often that I wanted to create one that's competent. Unfortunately, I couldn't come up with a good motto to reflect this fact.)

[Edgecrusher]

Noize Supressor
"Shall I push the button?"

[Pulsar]

Most of mine fit my characters' personalities.

Quasar (which was thought of by Sunstar): Ask me if I give a frag.

Zephyr: Don't throw that out! I can use it to make an Uzi.

Sunchoker: Skywarp will get you for that.

And my favorite and most fitting since it expresses his delusions of grandeur...

Pulsar: There are no words to convey my greatness.