Shadowman wrote:Burn wrote:I just did a Pork Shoulder Chop in the oven along with some chips ... if that's the last thing I eat I'll die satisfied.
Chances are though I'll just wake up tomorrow morning with gout. Oh well, TOTALLY WORTH IT!
That sounds like a karate move, as performed by pigs.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Porkers! Yet another way bacon can kill you.
On a somewhat related note, I just recently evacuated my bowels, and in the process had an epiphany: when the toilet becomes too small to do this procedure comfortably, it's time to either get a bigger toilet or a smaller ass. ("Arse," to those continentally displaced.
) I'm not good at plumbing, so it looks like I'm gonna have to start watching what I eat, or worse, exercise.
Becoming a vegetarian could be an option, but sooner or later I'd probably kill myself.