by Evil Eye » Fri Jul 01, 2016 11:24 am
- Motto: "Don't be a goddamn coward."
- Weapon: Acid Spray Gun
The funny thing is, I used to be a big proponent of Combiner Wars. For the most part the designs are great. Aesthetically they look good (though I am rather fond of a lot of 3rd party aesthetics, especially Maketoys and their anime-esque super robot look).
A few things put me off Combiner Wars.
1: The quality. From the first figure I got, there were QC issues out the wazoo. Quite aside from the dreadful, dreadful plastic, my Fireflight had a leg pin that was inserted wonky, my Alpha Bravo had a chronically loose waist and a misaligned combiner peg ratchet, Skydive would NOT hold together in jet mode, and all of the figures I got had difficulty holding their weapons. The cracking HFG ports was the last straw in terms of QC issues.
2: The overall cheapness and over-simplification. Engineering wise, they just aren't up to snuff. What was there was OK, but there wasn't enough there. No ankle or wrist articulation, open hollow limbs, lack of functionality (see Brawl and his immobile turret) and in some cases highly unconvincing vehicle modes (especially with the jets, who were pretty much just blocks with wings and nosecones). Then there were the HFGs, which were fine as hands (though the lack of properly articulated fingers sucked) but absolutely appalling as feet. All they had to do was do what the G1 figures did and pack the hands and feet with the main robot. And when they did do away with the HFGs they screwed up by not even accomplishing what the HFGs could do- the dedicated hands and feet were just solid, inarticulate blocks with nothing to do outside of combined mode. And the hands actually had even LESS articulation than the HFGs! The transformations were simple to the point of being insulting- the Voyagers weren't so bad in that regard but the Deluxes were just pathetic. To make matters even worse, rather than stagger the line out and make more original molds over a longer period of time, they rehashed the same few molds over and over again, wasting line budget on pointless redecos nobody asked for. And don't even get me started on Devastator, with his flimsy, brickish and ugly individual components who were all gimped for the sake of a combined mode that doesn't really work and looks disproportionate, with twig arms and absurdly long legs.
3: Distribution woes. None of Wave 2 was ever released in the UK, robbing us of a chance at a complete Superion and completely dashing hopes of Menasor. Same went for the "proper" Slingshot and Wildrider. Devastator was never released here (though why you'd want him is beyond me) and the only way to get any of them was to pay extortionate prices on eBay to import them. To put things in perspective, there were people asking for £40 for Air Raid. I could buy a brand-new Figma for that.
So yeah. I've been soured to CW for good. Unless HasTak goes through some kind of renaissance and returns to Unicron Trilogy quality plastic with HFTD-level engineering, or Takara does official MP combiners, I'm never touching official combiners again.
>"B-But muh simplicity! Muh affordabilty! Muh official product! Think of the children!"
Sod official product. When Chinese fans and KNOCKOFF MERCHANTS are producing far better quality product than your own in-house designers you know you f***ed up. Simplicity is what ruined the line- they're so simple that they lack basic articulation like ankles and wrists (and in the case of Hasbro Devastator, ELBOWS). They're not even that affordable, with deluxes going for an outrageous £16. As for the children? I wouldn't buy CW figures for my children if I had them, because I know they'd just break, most likely through no fault of the kids.
Jesus, I'm slowly but surely turning into Rated X.
Ha ha Transformers go brrrrr