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Twilight's Em-I mean, Vampires(I meant emos)(Without including fangirls) vs a simple rock.

The Rock wins, hands down.

I would say a pebble. BTW, those aren't vampires, they're faries because they sparkle and dance around in the forest.

JetOptimus23 wrote:I would say a pebble. BTW, those aren't vampires, they're faries because they sparkle and dance around in the forest.

Right right, I forgot, faeries.

As much as it REALLY hurts me to say this ...

Twilight wins.

Now back down and let me explain.

I work with a Twihard and we've had many "they're not vampires" debates.

For this particular thread however, whether they are vampires, fae, or something else is irrelevant because they have near impenetrable skin.

Yeah, bet you didn't know that. And yes, I used that little fact as further argument that THEY'RE NOT VAMPIRES.

Regardless though, the whole skin thing would defeat a rock, regardless of it's size.
God that hurt. I feel dirty.

Burn wrote:As much as it REALLY hurts me to say this ...

Twilight wins.

Now back down and let me explain.

I work with a Twihard and we've had many "they're not vampires" debates.

For this particular thread however, whether they are vampires, fae, or something else is irrelevant because they have near impenetrable skin.

Yeah, bet you didn't know that. And yes, I used that little fact as further argument that THEY'RE NOT VAMPIRES.

Regardless though, the whole skin thing would defeat a rock, regardless of it's size.
God that hurt. I feel dirty.

But....but......but it's a rock. And......and.....they're faeries......and.....and.......Emos....and.....a a word I can't say without getting banned.

I know all that and I agree.

But impenatrable skin. What do you expect from a woman who's still living in her teenage years?

Twilight vampires vs the People's Champ? The Rock wins... period.

They're not emo, they're just assholes. Assholes who happen to have superhuman strength. Enough superhuman strength to smash a rock.

It's like, some people don't like Iron Man. There's nothing wrong with hating Iron Man, he's an alcoholic womanizing douche-nozzle who sold out the entire superhuman community because some super villains bombed a school. But even if you hate him, you can't deny his armor can shrug off anti-tank rounds and that he can go toe-to-toe with the freaking Hulk.

Moral of the story: Just because you hate a character, it doesn't make them any less powerful.

I still don't think they're vampires.

JetOptimus23 wrote:I would say a pebble. BTW, those aren't vampires, they're faries because they sparkle and dance around in the forest.

I wonder when fairies started dating ugly ass chicks(harmaphrodites) like kirsten stewart anyhow.and if Iwas throwing that rock I'd take their damn heads off I f@#Eing hate twilight I want to cut that stoner Robert pattison's head of with a kukri knife

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Sky-Quake wrote:

JetOptimus23 wrote:I would say a pebble. BTW, those aren't vampires, they're faries because they sparkle and dance around in the forest.

I wonder when fairies started dating ugly ass chicks(harmaphrodites) like kirsten stewart anyhow.and if Iwas throwing that rock I'd take their damn heads off I f@#Eing hate twilight I want to cut that stoner Robert pattison's head of with a kukri knife

One day you'll learn that not liking a character does not make you more powerful than them. See my Iron Man analogy above.

(Interesting fact about Pattinson; he HATES Twilight and all the attention it's gotten him. He signed on because he wanted to bang Kristen Stewart. He realized, all too late, that not only was this an awful job he can't quit due to a contract, Kristen isn't even that attractive)

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LeStat was 100% REAL Vampire. He also admitted to being gay and could karate chop your head off. Homosexuality does not inhibit someone's strength or skill.

Interesting Fact about Blade; because of he has all of the strengths but none of the weaknesses of being a Vampire, he is EXACTLY as much of a Vampire as anyone from Twilight. Hell, he doesn't even drink blood.

Let's try to keep this about vampires, Twilight, and a rock, and leave the derogatory gay terms out of here please.

There was absoloutely no need for that Sky-Quake.

Actually, I know that it's ridiculous to compare Twilight's vampires to a rock, I just needed to vent off and laugh. I didn't wanted anybody using any kind of derogatory terms.
Shadowman: I love Iron Man. If he weren't like that, I wouldn't love him. But I knpw what you mean. Again, I needed a good laugh.

Also, something for your entertainment.

The Blade one is still the best.

Burn wrote:The Blade one is still the best.

This is probably the best.

Yea no gay bashing please, webcomic character "The Hammer" is gay and he kicks people asses for a living and is for more manly than most of us on this forum.

Oh and I hat to say this, but didn't one of the Vampires in Twilight show off how strong they are where by crushing a rock with his bare hand?

But I'd say that this wasn't just a rock but "THE Rock" he'd take the fight, cause he's walking tall.

Dead Metal wrote:Yea no gay bashing please, webcomic character "The Hammer" is gay and he kicks people asses for a living and is for more manly than most of us on this forum.

Oh and I hat to say this, but didn't one of the Vampires in Twilight show off how strong they are where by crushing a rock with his bare hand?

But I'd say that this wasn't just a rock but "THE Rock" he'd take the fight, cause he's walking tall.

Did you deleted my last pic? It wasn't insulting........

Blackstrike wrote:Did you deleted my last pic? It wasn't insulting........

He didn't, it just never showed up. The site you linked from apparently doesn't allow you to link to images like that. I tried copying and pasting the link into my browser but it redirected me to the main page.

Shadowman wrote:

Blackstrike wrote:Did you deleted my last pic? It wasn't insulting........

He didn't, it just never showed up. The site you linked from apparently doesn't allow you to link to images like that. I tried copying and pasting the link into my browser but it redirected me to the main page.

Oh. This should do it.


What I would love to see:

Blackstrike wrote:

I hate to say it but I'd have to give it to Edward. He's about on par with Spider-Man in terms of speed and strength, plus there's that whole immortal undead thing.

Shadowman wrote:

Blackstrike wrote:

I hate to say it but I'd have to give it to Edward. He's about on par with Spider-Man in terms of speed and strength, plus there's that whole immortal undead thing.

You know, when you have no head, it's hard to win a fight.

Also, they're inmortal?

Again, IMPENETRABLE SKIN.

Burn wrote:Again, IMPENETRABLE SKIN.

So, they're OP? They can't be killed by anything?

If something's really REALLY strong they can be torn apart.

But it has to be REALLY strong.

See how much she pissed all over Vampire mythology and made her things teh most awesomest things evah?

Burn wrote:If something's really REALLY strong they can be torn apart.

But it has to be REALLY strong.

See how much she pissed all over Vampire mythology and made her things teh most awesomest things evah?

I'm going to do some very nasty stuff to her...........Dark Eldar nasty stuff. But anyways, I beleive that a Predator can kill them. You?