The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:40 pm

Me, Grimlock! wrote:JP's not a noob. He just plays one on the Interweb.

What is that Transfanon site for anyway? You mean, I can go there and just make crap up?

Yep. Pretty nifty bastard, so it is - helps me keep tabs on all of my HMW-based writings, and allows me to track any cross-referencing I do.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:08 am

Would be even better if he finished and uploaded the 5 armies stuff... *hint* *hint*

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:45 am

Stop adding to my workload!

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:11 pm

Do you not mean dossing-around-and-drinking-like-the-layabout-student-you-are load?

News Credits: 1 · by **Jeep?** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:51 pm

It's the Christmas/New Year season and I work in retail. In the northern part of Ireland. When I finally claw my way, bloodied and frantic, out of the mass of vulture-customers picking the bones of the Ghost of Christmas Past, and reach home, and realise I'm living on land that the Queen of England can legally take away from me at any time cause some Normans killed a bunch of my people in 1169, I like to have a tipple. If that makes me a drunkard then so be it, because I feel I've earned the right to be a drunkard.
Also, beer is delicious.

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:38 pm

Jeep? wrote:It's the Christmas/New Year season and I work in retail. In the northern part of Ireland. When I finally claw my way, bloodied and frantic, out of the mass of vulture-customers picking the bones of the Ghost of Christmas Past...

This is why I will never work retail.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:48 pm

Archanubis wrote:
Jeep? wrote:It's the Christmas/New Year season and I work in retail. In the northern part of Ireland. When I finally claw my way, bloodied and frantic, out of the mass of vulture-customers picking the bones of the Ghost of Christmas Past...

This is why I will never work retail.

I spent 8 years working as barman, this time of year is a true nightmare.
At least I got free* beer at the end of each day though.

*stolen

by **slip** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:57 pm

MMMH Pilphered Pilsners

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:58 pm

Everything's better when it's free*!

*or stolen.

by **Mogwai Prime** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:01 pm

Psychout wrote:I spent 8 years working as barman, this time of year is a true nightmare.
At least I got free* beer at the end of each day though.

*stolen

I have this job*1, and at my job*1 I have to babysit*2 kids*3. This time of year we get all sorts of yaywhos*3.

*1 as a Deputy Sheriff
*2 watch like a hawk
*3 Adults who got caught stealin' amongst other things
*4 Beer stealin' bartenders

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:26 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:
Psychout wrote:I spent 8 years working as barman, this time of year is a true nightmare.
At least I got free* beer at the end of each day though.

*stolen

I have this job*1, and at my job*1 I have to babysit*2 kids*3. This time of year we get all sorts of yaywhos*3.

*1 as a Deputy Sheriff
*2 watch like a hawk
*3 Adults who got caught stealin' amongst other things
*4 Beer stealin' bartenders

Not sure if it's actually a crime when you own the pub.* :wink:

*...ok, thats a lie. I was only the mamager...

by **Mogwai Prime** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:45 pm

We'll call it a fringe benefit!

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:55 pm

So what happens if I feed you beer after midnight?

by **Mogwai Prime** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:59 pm

Psychout wrote:So what happens if I feed you beer after midnight?

Oh Psychout you know how to sweet talk me. I would take you up on that drink but I become such a gremlin on beer after midnight. :twisted:

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:11 pm

I married a Vet for a reason. :wink:

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:17 pm

Psychout wrote:I married a Vet for a reason.

Free rabies shots?

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:44 pm

You never know what these furry little critters carry... :lol:

by **Mogwai Prime** » Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:23 pm

Psychout wrote:You never know what these furry little critters carry...

I carry Tequila. As I don't half to work tomorrow, tonight we might find out what a drunk Mogwai is like!!! Could be interesting. *Here's the keys to the car*