The Ultimate Caption Contest
Alligatorcon and the Autobots
100 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Revenge of Bruticus says:
Mirage: Hey. I can make one of these on my Fall of Cybertron ps3 game.
Swoopscream says:
They **** with Optimus' parts and THIS is the best they can come up with?
Evil Eye says:
Hey, Mirage! Pat Lee drew your face, you're all floating, and that train has been coloured in with crayons!
Ratbat says:
Michael Bay turned Optimus Prime into an alligator??? How DARE Bay do such a thing!!!
gema says:
Mirage : I'll tell Grimlock but i think the Dinobot Team are already full house
Road Turtle says:
Alligator,"...and they didn't even notice the Matrix! It's a big glowing orb of radiant light with giant handles on either side taking up most of Prime's chest cavity, and those dumb 'Cons totally missed it! Blows your processors huh?"
BeastProwl says:
BB, Ratchet, & Hound: AHH! AN ALLIGATOR!
Mirage: You numb-nodes, That's not an alligator, that's a crocodile!
Others: ooohhh....
TulioDude says:
Mirage:Guys,i see a Alligator telling me to shoot things.
Ratchet:Yea yea Mirage,cool.*continues working*
deaduniverse says:
Ratchet: Hound i notice your missle. Hound: Not now Ratchet the kids are watching. Mirage: Uh, fellas? Bumblebee: Oh shit! Spike: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Bumblebee? Bumblebee: Not really sure Spike. Mirage: Uh fellas, I know this akwa
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Mirage, "Hey its Skullcruncher...oh wait thats still a few seasons away."
Bumblebee, "What?"
Mirage, "Nothing, nothing."
kchant says:
Turn around Hound were going to have to put your pet gator down because he attacked that that train
phase says:
Mirage: Hey, Prime, wanna go cosplay as Pinkie Pie and Gummy? Hound: NO! I am anti-brony! Ratchet: We need to talk...
Unknown says:
MIRAGE: (stuttering) uh..um.. nice 'gatorbot...
BB: Um, Hound, Ratchet? we got a problem .
RATCHET: Can't you see we're busy?!?
caravaggio says:
Uh guys....what did you say that homosexual robot transformed into again???
transformatics says:
Mirage: What's that Alli,... little Timmy fell down a well, and needs our help!?? Good boy Alli,, take us there!
Ultimos says:
Mirage: Uh, guys?
Hound: What is it now?
Mirage: Are you sure there aren't any sewer gators down here?
Hound: For the love of Primus, there are no such things as sewer gators!
Bumblebee: Wanna bet?
MasterSoundBlaster says:
Mirage: CRIKEY!!! Look at the size of that bloke!! Boy he's a real beauty! Spike,BB,fetch the tools while I wrassle the mighty beast!
Hound:The world isnt ready for Steve Irwin Jokes Mirage! (weeps)
Ratchet: Its okay Hound,Its Okay just let it out,let i
Samurai Bludgeon says:
Mirage knew what he had to do. Ol' Yeller was the best friend he ever had, but the rabies had him.
Nickolai says:
Ratchet: Hound ol' pal, I understand that you really want to feel the authentic "New York City resident" experience, but this really isn't the time to write your name in *lubricant* on a wall.
Nickolai says:
Mirage: Damnit Toei, what's this godawful early draft of Grimlock doing here?
Rebirth Megatron says:
Mirage: Umm guys, either we just found Prime's parts or Generation 2 Skullcruncher. Bumblebee: It's not brightly colored enough to be G2 Mirage, don't be silly.
Spike: Plus there's a distinct lack of tiger stripes.
King Slick says:
Razor Tooth want to munch metal! Razor Tooth think race car bot look tasty!
Nemesis Fortress says:
Hound: "I can't let him see me Ratchet. I think I traded oil with his mecha-mother."
altramaxus says:
(mirage)Ok, were realy gonna need a bigger poo bag............(hound/ratchet)cant take you anywhere rex!
LordBludgeon says:
Mirage: "Everyone freeze! It's vision is based on movement! If we stay perfectly still it won't see us!"
happylock says:
Mirage-"I am not sure if it is possible but I think i just crapped my self"
Spike-"You sure did, light a match man"
Bee-"What did you eat uraniumtacos or methanebeans?"
happylock says:
Not sure but the only part of optimus that is grey is his thighs and crotch so what part made the long cylinder shape head of this guy? ;) its a dickhead
Ultra Markus says:
mirage: time to get me some aligaticon boots
hound: i never catch one
ratchet: maybe next time hound
spike and bumblebee: ye haw
chugeta says:
Rachet: "Um Hound? You shouldn't be doing that with anyone around. Look Mirage can hear you."
Rodimus_NZ says:
Mirage: Ok Spike that's why noone likes hearing that stupid alligator sandwich joke anymore
Vitatech says:
Aligatorcon: What are you guys standing in front of a train colored with Crayon?
Mirage: "By Primus, a Talking Alligator!"
dirk2243 says:
Mirage clicks heals together 3 times.... there is no place like Cybertron, there is no place like Cybertron........
Dark Ops says:
Skullcruncher's attempt at Optimus Prime cosplay was largely unsuccessful.
Swindle01 says:
Mirage: Gator Megatron!? oh no this must be another one of those wierd messed up Robot Master episodes we walked into
Bumblevivisector says:
continued...
HOUND: "...That they're just as fake as the gator?"
Ratchet: "Just look away Hound; it's AKOM town."
Bumblevivisector says:
MIRAGE: "Hey, it's a new variant of that Skullcruncher KO!"
SPIKE: "Yeah...Poison Dragon!"
BEE: "But what's a TF KO doing in a legit episode?"
HOUND: "Should we tell them? That all 3 of them have KO or 3rd party toys? That they're just as fake as t
Bumbleblogn says:
Mirage is siting there going ...... Sun of a duck ! And bumblebee is all like crap Im going to be pounded ! As for ratchet and hound , there pretending the gater is real ! It's all a prank there pulling on mirage and bee !
Kung Fu Man says:
Mirage suddenly finds himself regretting taking guard duty while the others take a leak.
redguyver says:
Bumblebee: don't move Mirage, they can smell fear!
Ratchet: screw Mirage, let's get the hell outta here!
rumbleman72 says:
Mirage: Hey Ratchet, is this a decepticon or one of Spike's Pokemons? Either way, I'm shooting it!!
slip says:
Trains in the sewer your in the sewer Alligatocon's in the sewer.
Our Alligatocon.
Michael Alex Kawa says:
Mirage-Hey Ratchet ,have you and Wheeljack built anymore of those Dinobots ? Ratchet hmm No ,why ? Mirage -Well why don't you look over and you will know why i ask .
Twitchythe3rd says:
Bumblebee suddenly wishes he had finished firearms training in the Academy.
#Sideways# says:
Spike, Bumblebee, Hound, Ratchet and Mirage completely ignore a giant Alligator-robot and stare at something off screen.
JazzMusic says:
It's ok Hound, Mirage is JUST going to take him to. . . a big farm. . . for alien robot alligators to. . . run free.
Marcus Rush says:
"Ratchet?"
"Yeah Mirage?"
"Remember that Geico Gecko we flushed?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think it liked that."
Avensis-Mahiya says:
Nobody told us that ther would be bot-eating alligators in this dump! I want my credits back!
bionic_radical says:
sn't until I hid behind the boy, that I knew I'd hit rock bottom.
-E! True Hollywood Stories: Flight of the Bumblebee
bionic_radical says:
So there I was. Strung out on an electron binge from the night before. All of a sudden, this alligator looking thing comes at us! I wasn't sure if I was hallucinating or not, but the medic clearly didn't give a sh*t. Frantically, I sought sanctuary. It wa
LordTwann says:
Look if he had died he wouldn't have bothered carving, ARRGH! He would have just said it!
welcometothedarksyde says:
Optimus/Alligatorcon: Uhhh... woah man what happened last night
Krapicon says:
Excuse me, I am looking for something soft and chewy! Currently I am out of gum at this time, OH, HEY, it looks like you guys have something soft and chewy with you, please can I have a bite of the little man in the yellow boots?
Poyguimogul says:
Ratchet"I know it hard to look at hound" Hound*Sobs* Mirage "Optimus?" Spike "I don't know, I think he looks better." Bumblebee."Yeah!"
009* says:
It was then that Mirage remembered he's supposed to cloak while behind the annoying ones.
WolfSpider1979 says:
Ratchet: "...And this goes here..."
Mirage: "Oh Baby! Where have you been all my life!"
epicvoiceguy says:
"Can you turn around too, Ratchet? I can't go when you're all watching!"
dedcat says:
Despite his reputation for strategic prowess, Hound's 'Pressed Ham' maneuver ultimately proved ineffective against the rampaging mechanical reptile.
