The Ultimate Caption Contest
An army of Fast Tracks
119 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Ultra Markus says:
ok guys this is our time to shine! lets win this americas got talent!
Octocon says:
It not my fault, my wife put my armour plating in with her's and the colours bleed over.
Seibertron says:
So you see ... I'm made of that Gold Plastic stuff. I really shouldn't be going into battle first.
Scatterlung says:
Haha, I thought ahead. Of course I'll get to play Bumblebee in the movie, I came in costume!
hot rod 907 says:
fast track: mr. anderson, welcome back. we missed you.
michal bay: I gotta stop casting nerds.
SilentBlaster says:
Fast Track: Bay this has gone too far.
Michael Bay: No it has'nt.
Fast Track: Um let see, clones where have I seen this before hmmmmmmmm oh yeah, Star wars 2.
Michael Bay: ............
Fast Track: Face it, your a star wars fan.
Michael Bay: I ..
darth_paul says:
- Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order 66.
- Yes, my Lord.
Jetplague says:
Ok who farted? Come on, come on...own up back there. We can wait all day if we have too.
*Fraaap!*
Ok, stop it! Just...just Stop! It's not funny anymore!
Tiedye says:
Fasttrack thought that if he had his own army of clones, He could give orders for a change, but so far a they want to do is stare at the stars.
Zeedust says:
After The Cheat was hit by the Quantum Surge, Strong Bad's life was never the same.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
From somewhere in th back - "FAST TRACKS IS A YELLOW COWARD!"
Fast Tracks, " ALLRIGHT WHO SAID THAT?"
WithoutMorals says:
In retrospect, he wondered if colouring himself differently and standing out among the others was really a good thing. Especially with God Ginrai headed their way.
Pokejedservo says:
Hasbro is gonna pick me as the next Cheetor. Oh please not even Takara would stoop that low...
UFO says:
The Dectpticons unawareley wait in line to get colored differnt and have their faction changed for Tracks's "Rainbow Army" which he plans to use to overthrow Optimus Prime. The funny thing is, they think that they're at a come coloredl
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Introducing Walmart's newest workers.
They don't take breaks, or eat, or sleep, or for unions, or need health care, or need to be paid.
There's no issue with immigration, or child labor in sweat shops, or unsafe work conditions, or a
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Who would have guessed that everyone would dressin costume as Fast Tracks for the opening of Transformers:The Motion Picture?
Only Ryan had the fore thought to include color in his costume, thereby winning the costume contest.
Arsenal 121 says:
I keep telling you, the dry cleaners mixed in some colors with my whites...
† Sunstorm says:
ya know? it is kinda creepy with silent clonecons behind me, staring at me while im scouting this area
Triformis says:
"Send in the clones, those taffy, laughy clones. Send in those soulful and doleful Schmaltz-by-the-bowlful clones. Send in the clones..."
starscream_the_eternal says:
"OK wich one of you guys were holding our tickets to "BROKE BACK MOUNTIAN"". "The theaters about to open their doors and I want to get a good seat."
shockwave_inoz says:
FAST TRACKS (the - we assume - original!):
"Okay! Which one of you JERKWADS called me 'YELLOW'??!"
MR GREY (tenth row back, 17th across - I think): "MEEEE!!"
FAST TRACKS: "Uh... You, no I mean you, um which one of you
TheKindleman says:
ALRIGHT.......Which one of you put the "kick the can sign" on my back????!!!!
snavej says:
Well, mechs, I don't think we're going to win this. The picture quality is just too bad. Nevertheless, we must do our best - for the advertisers and the merchandisers.
[All together, loudly]
THE ADVERTISERS AND THE MERCHANDISERS FOREVER!
inadvertent imitation says:
Forsooth! We are legion!
You can quake with fear now. Please?
Damolisher says:
Yellow Fasttrack: "In the Navy, you learn to sail the 7 seas... Come on, you sad bastards, sing along!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Fast Tracks, "AHHHHH HELL NO! I demand a DNA test. No make that hundreds of DNA test, Judge Hatchet."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Fast Tracks woke up after the frat party to find his pals had painted him ---- yellow.
Kevinus Prime says:
"Great! Now I can play with myself! Oops, that didn't come out right."
jaster701 says:
One of these thing is not like the other, can you tell me whitch one of these things just doesn't belong?
crypto199 says:
Fast Track: These Star Wars Transformers have really gotten out of hand!
rockgokou says:
Q: What's one thing we all have in common?
A: We HATE Dungeons & Dragons!
Acelister says:
Fast Tracks: "You know guys... It's not technically illegal... It's just 'self love'..."
Octocon says:
Grey one in line of sight replies: "sorry man, the autoshop said they werent getting anymore yellow paint in till next week"
Octocon says:
Yellow: "alright 1 & a 2 & a 3 & a 4..."
All sing together: " you are the sunshine of my life, oooow thats why we always....
Mkall says:
Yellow: Right, here's the plan. There's 6 of us, and 5 days in a school week. Therefore each one of you can take a single day. Now what do we do about the bed?
Grey: We'll fight you for it
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
No, it's not an urban legend... Fast Tracks really *did* lose a Fast Tracks look-alike contest to the gray mech on the right.
Super Megatron says:
We know our toy sucks harder than Wheelie, but just think - in a few years time, Transformers: Armada are going to make us look like Jetfires by comparison.
Byrerprime says:
Yellow: You G1 bots are gonna crap your pants when my G2 ass goes for 3 thousand bucks. ROTFLMFAO
Death-Ray Charles says:
Yellow bot: SSSSssooooo......*sigh*.....uuhhh.....what.uh.....what do you guys wanna do?......movie?
Grey Bots: yeah! yeah i movie would be sweet!
Random Grey bot:I LOOVE horses!
metalformer says:
The downside of having an army of clones: how the slag to tell who's who! >_<
Zeedust says:
"I had Vehicon Drones before they were cool! Wait, what do you mean they were never cool?"
קá†äñ Çøñvø¥×® says:
Hey you guys quit bitching! I got this color cuz I have 300 post.*mumbles* Stupid mini-cons.......
sumowrestler says:
"Hey, who made all of these cheap knockoffs? They didn't get the paint scheme right let alone my good looks. It isn't like I can be mass produced or anything."
Frobman says:
Fear the grainy-ness of our low-budget camera recording! The intence yellow shall blind you forever!
Brakethrough says:
Lineups for the much-anticipated Transformers live-action movie started forming today. Of course, so far only people who don't actually require food or sleep have been showing up.
omega wing says:
Forget attack of the clones it transformer wars episode II attack of the fast tracks
Suzuki says:
*singing* One of these things is not like the others!
One of these things just isn't the same!
If you guess which is not like the others,
Then you've played our game!
Road Turtle says:
Fast Track yellow, "Now everyone follow my lead! 5-6-7-8! Turn and kick and Jazz Hands-Jazz Hands-Jazz Hands!"
Gasper says:
Incidentally, Dr. Wily started designing various bots towards the end of the Generation One Era.
dabattousai says:
Narrator: After the Decepticons saw Star Wars Episode II, they came up with a devious plan to create their own Clone Army using Fast Tracks as their experiment.
