Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

fenrir72 says:

I don't do oral.................

Ravage XK says:

Is that a missile on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me.

Depthchargelives says:

UM: Seriously, stop looking at it...it only makes it worse.

REGI ICE says:

UM: I vill shoot you now.

Dragonoth says:

UM: "Did you hear? Wheelie became a Throttlebot."

UM: "April Fools!"

TheTouch says:

U.M: To answer your question something like that.

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Magnus: What'd you call me, b*tch?

Silver Wind says:

Arcee: *nervously* "Um, Magnus, could you please point that missile away from me?"

Ultra Magnus: "I can't help it if I'm taller than you! And besides, you said that you wanted me to look you in the face while you're talkin

luevanoalx says:

MAGNUS: WELL,WHAT DO YOU THINK????
ARCEE:.................HUH?

Lich Lord Dranas says:

Just then Arcee realised that Ultra Magnus was compensating for somthing.

Roadshadow says:

UM: Wanna touch it?
Arcee:....No.

DarkDranzer says:

UM: Uh oh...I wonder who got hit by the Gamma Radiation Explosion...

A: I don't wanna know...

*Hulkatron (or Galvatron) starts bashing the walls in*

H: HULKATRON SMAAAAASH!!! GRRRR!!! HULKATRON ANGRRRYYYYY!!!!

A: Heroism is soooo overrate

Jedi-and says:

UM: He gets his destructive tendancies from your side of the familly...
Arcee: How can you say that about our first son! He's going through a phase!
UM: Uhuh... rock and roll all over again... Give it two days and Telatran 1 will be out the window.

Dclone Soundwave says:

Arcee:"I knew your parts were disarranged, but this much?"

Ultra Magnus:"Yup, I'm pretty messed up"

Arcee:"Well, does it come any bigger than that?"

Ultra Magnus:"Yeah, but I figured that you'd play wi

DarkDranzer says:

Arcee: Ultra Magnus why do you have a missile that big for?

UM: I'm gonna frag Galv's to da wall man YEAH!!!

Arcee: You're scary...

UM: Ain't I always biatch?

Arcee: Um...nooo...

*Next thing Galvatron becomes a giant ver

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Magnus: Come on baby, touch it. I promise it won't go off this time like last time.
Arcee: No I don't want to. I still have the eye patch from last time.

Starbeam says:

Arcee: "I see your 'schwartz' is as big as mine."

ShYnE says:

Ultra Magnus: Maybe you can help solve a mystery.

Tom Of Doom says:

Is that a missle or are you just pleased to see me?

sppower says:

Auto-office Christmas party, 2006.

darkwind25 says:

Arcee: Huh,ah....ooooohhh! I likes what i sees.
Ultra magnus: Sorry, i dont swing that way.

Zeedust says:

Arcee: "You know, when we started, I never would have suspected that you looked so much like Prime under all that armor... *Giggle*"

Ultra Magnus: "Shh! You want people to know about us?"

Arcee: "Eh, let 'em talk.&q

Not Sonic says:

Arcee:i alaways thougt you were a man!

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Arcee: Watch where you point that missile, Magnus. You could put out an optic sensor with that thing!
Ultra Magnus: Sorry Mom.

juggaloG says:

A: Could you, um, stop pointing that missile @ me? (in a scared voice)
UM: (In an angry voice) I can't deal with that now!

Greg says:

Umm! That Oil You Pumped Out Was Amazing!

Demona says:

a: hey where'd ya get that from?
um: ebay

overdrive says:

magnus? is it cold in here or are you just pleased to see me?
I can't deal with that now!

chi-chi says:

wow that looks sooo big

Brakethrough says:

Ahem. I'm up *here*, Arcee. The missile can't talk to you.

Cyros says:

Ultra Magnus: See, while everyone else has wrist lasers and signle shoulder cannons, I took the next step: TWIN SHOULDER MISSELES!!!

Arcee: Aye you drunk again, Magnus?

Ultra Magnus: Maybe... *hic*

star_sabre86 says:

ARCEE: WOW ITS SO HUGE!
U.M.: You're talking about my missile right?
ARCEE: Uh yeah...your missile

g2grimmy64 says:

R.C.: Uhhh...Magnus, I think that nuke you got loaded in your launcher is fixing to detonate...
U.M.:I can't deal with that now.

Uber_Kosh says:

Arcee: Oh...OH MY GOD! IT'S MOVING!!

Ultra Magnus: What did you say?

Operation Ravage says:

"Um . . . sorry. My missiles get hard when I'm cold."

Autocons says:

[Magnus]: uhhh it does that everytime i see a fembot hehe

Road Turtle says:

Why! I'd rather kiss a Wookie!

Tiedye says:

Magnus-" Hey Arcee I just got back from a battle and I think i was shot in the back can you check it put for me?" Arcee-"If you need me to......"Oh My GOD!" You got a bomb on your back!"

Ratbat says:

What's wrong, Arcee?

Pokejedservo says:

Arcee: Uh oh... Magnus: We're on the wrong set again are we?

Soda Pop Kurtis says:

Magnus: Big, huh, wanna suck it?

Arcee: That's sexual harassment, and I don't have to take it.

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Magnus, "Maybe you can can help solve a mystery. That is, Where are my pants?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Ultra Magnus,"Were waste deep in fecies aren't we?"

Lunarcloud says:

Arcee: Damn, nigga! You smell like Megatron!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Arcee,"Are you suggesting that you becomemy pimp?"

Ultra Magnus,"No think of it more as a love broker."

Night Shift ref.

Primeval Cortex says:

Magnus, could you talk to Springer for me about a little..um... private issue we are having? You're so BIG and Verile... I uh.. hmmm... oh forget it. I'll order soem Enzyte!

juggaloG says:

OK, OK! I realize you don't have time to deal with this now!

Mkall says:

"Spike wants you to stop flirting with Daniel, if you don't, this missle has your name on it."

Marcus Rush says:

Arcee: Its... its soo small... Err how do you expect to... deal damage, yeah thats it, deal damage?

HeliconAutun says:

Arcee: 'Magnus, I've developed an obsession with your left missile. This is officially the worst thing to happen to me since Daniel became my headmaster companion.'
Arcee's head: 'Shut up b****.'
Spike (from below): 'W

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Ultra Magnus,"So then the Decepticons will be in......UGGHMMM Arcee my optical sensers are up here would you mind not staring at my chest while I talk to you."
Arcee,"I wasn't I...it's just so..so... magnificent.Do you work out a

Castle74 says:

Is that a missle on your arm or are you just happy to see me?

thexfile says:

Arcee : there is nothing that wil convince me to toutsh that hing magnus , no way !! yak

fuzzy butt says:

Ahhhh! kill it kill it ...
O fre j.c. sake its just a piece of paperrrr no its a BUG a BIG bug ,kill it, kill it

No you
No you

fuzzy butt says:

what do you mean by " you want to ckeck my fluid levels?"
Yes your fluid levels i've got the dip stic stuck behind my auido sensor, now say aaaautobot

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Ultra Magnus got so fed up with searching for an Energon Arcee figure, he kidnapped the real thing at missle-point. The last the Autobots ever saw of her, she was crunched between an Armada Unicron and a Kay Bee exclusive Jhiaxus.

Nomad says:

Arcee: "Tell me, does this fender make my butt look big?"

Magnus: "No, but that helmet does..."

*Magnus gets a swift kick in the nuts and bults*

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Arcee,"Damn I broke a nail."

Ultra Magnus,"Why does your head look like an X-Wing fighter pilot's helmet?"

Arcee,"Shut up you insecure crybaby."

New Omen says:

Ultra Magnus: Arcee i need your, ive been attracted to a transformer now for sometime but i dont know wot to say?
Arcee: wow i had no idea!?
Ultra Magnus: you know?!, well could you give this love letter to Rodimus Prime.
Arcee: My god, u love Rodimus

Gallonos says:

Arcee: Now if you start today, your missile problems will be gone in a few weeks. And trust me it's a good thing. And remember my singature line at K-Mart, from my home to yours.

Ultra Magnus:(Trying to open the matrix) Open up, damn you open!

Fast Lane says:

Magnus- *Thinking*
I could bust her head like a melon right now. She'd never expect it. I mean why would she? I'm her friend. Just...bam! Outta no where. I could blame it on Whellie and no one would know. They can't tell what he's sa

HeliconAutun says:

Magnus: 'No, I don't know many car carriers with missiles either. But that's life, and hey! I can't deal with that right now!'

HeliconAutun says:

Arcee: 'For such a tall bot you have a very small missile.'

HeliconAutun says:

Arcee: 'So if I'm Princess Leia which one are you?'
Magnus: 'Chewie. I'm the tall one. Oh yeah, almost forgot - I can't deal with that right now!'

HeliconAutun says:

Arcee: 'Careful, you'll take somebody's optics out with that thing.'

HeliconAutun says:

Arcee: 'Magnus, when are you going to stop Hot Rod from scribbling on the walls?!'
Magnus: 'I can't deal with that right now! It's my breast reduction this afternoon!'

shockwave_inoz says:

ARCEE: "Magnus... I'm ready RIGHT NOW! C'mon - let's DO IT!!"
MAGNUS: "But I'm.. I'm just a soldier - I'm not worthy... "
ARCEE: "Huh, no kidding MORON! Now you've put me right off. Where&#039

thexfile says:

Ultra Magnus : arcee have you seen the new thunderbirds film ??

arcee : now whey ??

Ultra Magnus : i thougt you were in it.

arcee : now where did you get that silly idea from...?

Ultra Magnus : so , it is'nt you ? i thought pink roler , n

thexfile says:

Ultra Magnus : arcee i was always wondering why your boobs were mounted on the side of your head ??

Arcee : wow youn man don't speak to me like this , ans the asnwer to your quistion , just minde your own buisnis.

Acelister says:

Arcee: "You mean its only glued on?"

Acelister says:

Ultra Magnus: "Yep, it was with THIS missile that I beat Hot Rod to within an inch of his life."

Acelister says:

Seconds before this photo, Arcee was holding a missile launcher...
Ultra Magnus: "You call that a missile? THIS is a missile."

Acelister says:

Ultra Magnus: What do you mean "So Hot Rod was right"?

Zeedust says:

Arcee: "That's a choking hazard? Coulda fooled me..."

Magnus: "Yeah, well, according to Meroplex, your jaw unhinges like a snake."

Arcee: "He's just bitter about how we broke up..."

Russimus Prime says:

Arcee: Well, that is an interesting place to put that...

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Arcee,and Ultra Magnus experience that awkward moment when you both relize this was just a one night stand,and there's really nothing more to say.
UM,"Yeah so....."
A,"Right well I guess...."
UM,"Ugm thanks? I uh..um gotta

goldfingerz says:

you know, I've never understood this. You're a woman autobot, Im a man autobot, but we're both robots......we have no sexual organs, we're not men or women. Why would floating heads with tentacles design us like humans, when, accordi

Kevinus Prime says:

"Hey, Arcee, I came to see you since Springer said you were a Headmaster."

Kevinus Prime says:

"I...I thought we had joint custody of Wheelie."

Kevinus Prime says:

"I'm going for the Princess Leah look."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Have you seen MY crappy Energon figure? What the Hell's an Omnibot, anyway?"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Maybe you ought to see Ratchet about that growth."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Ultra Magnus, can I have my kite back?"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Hey! My bra!"

Powermaster Jazz says:

Arcee: Look at the wall! Now everyone'll know what we did in here.
Magnus: I can't de...on second thought let me get my plaster kit.

New Omen says:

Ultra Magnus:erm...Arcee its stuck!?
Arcee:I told you not to interface your hand down there!
Ultra Magnus:Spike said this "Human Foreplay" would win you over.
Arcee:keep wiggling and maybe it'll come loose...
Springer walks in,
Springe

Minicle says:

Ultra Magnus: NO I WON'T SAY IT! I CAN DEAL WITH IT! DO YOU HEAR!!

Powermaster Jazz says:

Arcee: So...what they say about city commanders is true!
Magnus: This isn't the time or place for that!

fuzzy butt says:

It will never work out between us, I'm a 440volt and you're just a 220v.

But baby they make adaptors just for this kinda thing.

Damolisher says:

Arcee: Wow, that's a big long one isn't it?
*Rodimus walks in*
Rodimus: Hi, guys, what's happening? *Takes sip of Energon*
Arcee: Magnus is nervous about battling Galvatron. I'm just stroking his Missile for luck.
*Rodimus sprays e

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Ultra Magnus,and Arcee,"Who farted?"

Minicle says:

Magnus: You know, from this angle my shoulder rocket kinda resembles an Energon Star.

Arcee: Err. No it doesn't...

Alphatron says:

Arcee: Hey, Magnus... guess what? I had this little meeting with the Energon council and they agreed to make me an Energon figure!

Ultra Magnus: Hey, I did too!

Arcee: WHAT??!!

Happy Noodle Blacker says:

Magnus! I'm not THAT kind of girl!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

(edit) since Transformers RiD

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Ultra Magnus,"This is crap did you see Energon Omega Supreme stole my transforming gimick."
Arcee,"Oh no you mean esentially Optimus gets half transformed and then stuck in his backside too? Then how come he's not called Ultra Magnus

Topnwe says:

Magnus: go on, you can touch it...
Arcee: no, no... that's alright, i think i hear Hotrod calling..
Magnus: *sniff sniff* i'll never be better than Hotrod...not even with these implants

badjimmy76 says:

Whats the point in having a huge missile if you never fire it you idiot

DeltaOmega says:

Ultra magnus: Am I missing something here?

Arcee: Duhhh!

Kal-Seth says:

Arcee: Your AutoBot Sig is Gone!?

Ultramagnus: Yes and So is My Career

Castle74 says:

Don't point that thing at me unless your willing to use it!!

Darph_Bobo says:

Arcee: Horrid...turn away...

Magnus: uhhh...where am I?

trailbreaker says:

"Magnus, it's an orange juicer !!"

AirwalkerX says:

Ultra Magnus: Galvatron Makes me so mad I.... I...

Arcee: FOR CYBERTRON SAKES!!! I am NOT GALVATRON!!!

-Ry- says:

Arcee:Your missle is about to detonate.
Ultra Magnus:I can't deal with that right now.

Diablocon says:

Ultra Magnus: Now you see, this is why you should never use shoulder missles when decorating a wall.

Arcee: I see.

nothing_face says:

Arcee: Don't point that thing at me!

Ratbat says:

[Arcee] I've never seen that missile so close before.

starscream99 says:

Arcee: What do you think of my hair?
Magnus: eeee you don´t have hair Bonehead!!!

starscream99 says:

Arcee: Get of of my foot
Ultra Magnus: Why should I Bonehead!

Rodimus_Lantern says:

Arcee: "It's so cute."
Moments later Ultra Magnus breaks down and cries.

psychoandy says:

Magnus: "So, uh.. what should we do with Galvatron, here?"

Arcee: "Well, we could paint a smiley face on his butt, and stick tree branches in his hips..."

Galvatron: "Why couldn't this have been 'Blustery Day'

trailbreaker says:

Magnus -- "Arcee, why do you wear lipstick?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Ultra Magnus,"What do I get for 10$?"
Arcee,"An-ee-ting you want." (FMJ ref.)

Colinus Maximus says:

Ultra Magnus: No, Wheeljack didn't make any adgustments to my systems.
Arcee: (pouting) But he promised me implants.

Hyper Convoy says:

Acree: For the last time, I will not 'Sit on it and rotate!'

Ultra Magnus whines and goes into the corner to cry in the fetal position.

Jaw Crusher says:

Arcee: "C'mon, I just wanna see if you really do look like a white Optimus under there." Magnus: "Nuthin' doin'. Last thing I want is Springer breathin' down my neck casing." Arcee: "Really? And here I tho

Minicle says:

Magnus: It just suddenly grew out of my arm this Morning.

Minicle says:

Arcee: Dammit galvatron. Stop looking through that crack allready!

Galvatron: Eeeeek!! O.O

CenturionDroid says:

Magnus: "Dude...Arcee, Pull my Missle"

thexfile says:

Arcee : now here this you brute , i wo'nt have this , just do as i tel you !!!

Ultra Magnus : ceap your shirt on , who do you think you are ? prinses layla or something ?? :-S

Arcee : Ohe how revolting

thexfile says:

this is like the new nissan comercial , arcee wants to arm wressle ultra magnus for the space.... arcee waves har hand and magnus looks in amaizement

Road Turtle says:

Arcee, "No, I won't help you unload your missile!"

Road Turtle says:

Arcee, "You'd better put that away Magnus! I'm serious! Wreakgar's not here to put you back together if you don't!"

Road Turtle says:

Arcee, "Don't you point that thing at me Mr, I just face planted Galvatron five captions ago! Don't think I won't do the same to you!"

USDA Prime says:

Arcee: "That's sexual harassment, and I don't have to take it!"

alphaz says:

Arcee: "My, what a big... erm... *missle* you have, Ultra Magnus..."
Ultra Magnus: "All the better to shoot Galvatron with!"

kgee691 says:

Arcee: Is that a missile or are you just happy to see me? (blush)

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Arcee,"That's what all the girl's have been talking about? I'm sorry....snicker....I uhm can't deal with that now."

Daedelus says:

Acree: "Watch..where you are pointing those things, they could put out a visual receptor."