The Ultimate Caption Contest
Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile
108 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Lboogie609 says:
Arcee: "So I gave Galvatron a right hook, ya' see?...and uh....
Magnus: "Your lying..., so shutup"
Revenge of Bruticus says:
Arcee: Uh....You want me to pop your pimple for you? Uh...ok.
Evil Eye says:
Arcee: Whoa! It's huge! Just how horny are you?
Magnus: That's my missile, you silly girl.
WarzoneBeta says:
Arcee: Wait you put what were and do what!
Magnus: You heard me. Now get down and get to it.
Arcee: Alright fine but just this once. But next time don't expect me to build your Gundam Models for you.
Magnus: Curse my giant hands...*sob*
Dinobot13 says:
Arcee:-Is that a missile on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me?
Rept138 says:
Wow that's a pretty big missile you got there. You sure you've never done cybertronic porn before?
moonie says:
MAGNUS: yes, i know it looks odd, but the doctors said it was the only way they could save my....... manstuff.
phillmo says:
"This hunymoon is the worst idea since that episode when i did have penis"
"boy did they get that the wroungh way round", "aeh Mangus"
snavej says:
Arcee: Why are you red, white and blue?
Ultra Magnus: I have a terminal heart condition.
Tiedye says:
Magnus-"And so I told Starscream to eat slag, and then...Wa What are you looking at...(stares down) OH PRIMUS I'm so sorry.
Arcee-"Nice try buddy! I sueing you for harassment.
medleystudios72 says:
So let me get this straight. When it gets cold, your shoulder beams?
Ccampbell23 says:
Hey Acree, know what adam said to eve at a moment like this?.... "Stand back baby, I don't know how big this thing gets"...
Acree: Nice try, but I've already seen it... I'll be at Optimus Primals...
Rebirth Megatron says:
You know Arcee, I am just SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR WHINING AND SCREAMING!!! EAT SLAG AND DIE!!
darth_paul says:
Arcee: Um, no thanks not interested…geez.
Ultra Magnus: Fine then if you won’t put out then I’ll just go ask your sister the Paradron Medic, I hear she’s easy.
TransX says:
REALLY? ON HUMAN TELEVISION??? They actually have commercials about feminine products??? What's with this world, Magnus?
SiriusPrime says:
Arcee: "That's a great idea Ultra Magnus! We could use that to destroy the shield generator. Did Optimus Prime's spirit really communicate with you?!
Ultra Magnus: "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
Ar
InfamousB says:
Arcee: "Don't grouse to me about useless appendages. You try being taken seriously when you're stuck with a 'Princess Leia' haircut!"
actionfigure73 says:
Ultra Magnus: "...and that's how much I saved by switching to Geico."
Road Turtle says:
Magnus, "Guess what? We didn't make it in the movie."
Arcee, "WHAT!? But Michael Bay promised me a role! He said that if I let him watch me detail myself every week, he'd write me into the script as a hot pink Ferrari! That lyi
Road Turtle says:
Magnus, "Thank You Mario! But our Princess is in another castle."
After realizing how badly he sucks in general, Ultra Magnus has a nervous break down...
snavej says:
Arcee: I can't get round that with both hands! You can't seriously expect me to ... with my mouth!
Ultra Magnus: What the hell are you talking about? I asked you to blow up the DECEPTICON missile OVER THERE that's about to KILL US ALL!
Road Turtle says:
(Magnus and Arcee argument continued...)
Arcee, "He's a quadrapalegic you jerk! And he goes potty just fine on his own! And he doesn't whine... much..."
Magnus, "Yeah whatever, Princess Leia..."
Arcee, "Oh! What
GrimSqueaker says:
DumDum........DumDum.......DumDumDumDumDumDumDumDumDumDumDumDumDum-DA!!! NA!!!!
snavej says:
Arcee: You can take it off when you don't need it, you know. It nearly poked my eye out!
Ultra Magnus: How do I know that your eye isn't a Decepticon surveillence device? I have to wear my missiles so that I CAN poke people's eyes out!
snavej says:
Ultra Magnus: Need a ride, honey?
Arcee: Oh, stop that oil-house banter, you steel-plated pig!
Ultra Magnus: Hey, I AM a car transporter truck, aren't I?! And you're a car! Tch, women!
Hot Rod: I want a ride!
Ultra Magnus: [Shudder
snavej says:
Arcee: Is that a nuclear missile?
Ultra Magnus: It's pronounced 'nuculer', Arcee. 'Nuculer'.
Arcee: Oh, shut up Homer!
Thunder_breaker says:
Arcee: So, why don't you ever fire that thing?
Magnus: It's... uh... because...
Sometimes even the greatest autobot warriors need a little help.
trailbreaker says:
"Oh Magnus, it's HUGE!!"
"Thanks Arcee. That's why Prime originally gave me the Matrix."
shockwave_inoz says:
MAGNUS: "Well, hum ho... here we go again with this old caption contest. Why don't they get that scene of Soundwave running through what looks like a finsh line at a race??"
ARCEE: "Yeah, whatever. Just don't point that thing at
Atamus says:
Arcee - "Did you buy another useless accessory from that stupid Popeil infomercial?!"
Ultra Magnus - "B-but it was so ch-cheap and for a limited time only...(sob)"
PrimulArchangel says:
Arcee: You were drinking again weren't you !!!!
Magnus: No i wasn't honest.
Arcee: Then where did that cocktail umbrella come from!!!!?
Magnus: uffff!
PrimulArchangel says:
Arcee: Can i touch it ?
Magnus: No way you already broke yours off !
Atamus says:
Are those made out of silicon or saline? And WHERE can I get a rack like that?!
Zeedust says:
Arcee: "Yick...."
Magnus: "What? Is there something on my missile?"
Arcee: "No.... Caption contest reruns."
Magnus: "Oh, YUCK."
Road Turtle says:
Magnus, "Arcee, you know that white Autobot who looks a lot like Optimus Prime?"
Arcee, "Yeah, he's really cute! The other day I was checking him out during his oil bath...sooo dreamy...!"
Magnus, "Um, yeah, that was me
Road Turtle says:
Magnus,"Uh, Arcee, I've got a confession."
Arcee, "Yeah, Magnus?"
Magnus, "I'm really just a big red and blue robot with a little white robot trying to get out."
Arcee, "What, You FREAK!"
Magnu
Down_Shift says:
So, umm...looks like your going to be a "3 inch" titanium huh? Too bad, Rodimus is 6 inches of solid metal.
transformerguru says:
Magnus: Look at my missle of death... you are getting sleepy...
Arcee: Enough of the hypnosis Ultra Magnus it doean't...*falls down asleep*
Magnus: YES!!! It finally worked.
snavej says:
Ultra Magnus: So then we found that the only paints they had left were white, light grey, light pink and mid pink, so we thought 'Let's buy them all and hide them so Arcee can't touch herself up incessantly'.
Arcee: [Slaps Ultra Mag
snavej says:
Arcee: HasTom are going to redesign us how many times?
Ultra Magnus: On average, three times a year for the next 472 years. I will be done more often than you, though, because I am superior.
(Arcee pulls off Magnus' missile launcher and runs a
snavej says:
Arcee: Now that you don't have the Creation Matrix, can I put my handbag in there? It saves me carrying it around the shops all day!
Ultra Magnus: No, tell your handbag to transform and follow you on its own two feet! The same goes for you, Trac
Stormrider says:
Magnus: Ok, open up and I'll take care of that tooth with my trusty drill.
Unknown says:
Arcee: "Can I? Can I touch it?"
Ultra Magnus: "I thought you would never ask."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Magnus,"Damn hon we ain't buying this house, this place sucks look at this crack in the wall. Hon. Honey? ARCEE!"
Arcee,"Huh?"
Magnus,"My eyes are up here you know."
Arcee,"But it's huge."
Magn
Brakethrough says:
Yeah, I've had it with you and your guyjumping. Eat ballistic death, Arcee.
Kevinus Prime says:
"Arcee, I'm not going to ask how your purple bra got up there. And Springer, for Primus' sake, put some pants on."
Kevinus Prime says:
"Arcee, you think anyone will be funnier than when they used this picture the last time?"
"In this group? Are you serious?"
Damolisher says:
Arcee: "It's incredible!"
Magnus: "Not as incredible as the fact that Seibs hasn't realised he's already used this pic."
Tyranitron says:
Arcee: Is that a..........circus tent?
UM: Yeah........Hasbrow rents out my shoulder to the incredibly small midgets for money to animate us...."
Arcee: ...........
or
Arcee: Since when was your missle able to act like a drill?"
UM: Eve
Acelister says:
Transformers: Attack of the Giant Savage Completely Invisible Aliens!
Arcee: "Dear Primus help us! There's one in here with us!"
Ultra Magnus: "What...? Where?"
Director: "Cut!"
Acelister says:
Arcee: "When the slag did that get there?!"
Ultra Magnus: "Have you even SEEN me before?!"
Seibertron sucks says:
Arcee--I guess we found who Stole Alpha Trions Viagra
Ultra Magnus --#@!##@$
transformerguru says:
Arcee: *sniffing and gasps*
Ultra Magnus: IT WAS ME!!!!
Arcee: Damn, what did you eat?
AirFlare says:
Arcee: "....And you want me to put THAT in my WHAT?"
Ultra Magnus: "Why do you think they call me Ultra Magnus?"
AirFlare says:
Arcee: "Oh....Oh..my"
Ultra Magnus: "Yeah, I used to get that a lot back on Cybertron. Some girls used to faint"
Ravage XK says:
Magnus: "Oi Leia! Stop looking at that and help me get my head on straight!"
PG13 says:
One more word about 'I can't handle that now!' and I'll blow your friggen face off.
snavej says:
Ultra Magnus: Don't look at me like that. You're just a bizarre attempt to appeal to the human female audience! You make me want to spew oil.
Arcee: That does it! I'm going to paint myself black and join the Decepticons!
Hot Rod (o
snavej says:
Arcee: Why do you have pillars AND missiles on your shoulders? I think you're overcompensating for something!
Ultra Magnus: Typical of a fembot to obsess about such things when Hezbollah are still firing at us!
snavej says:
Arcee: Wait a minute - it's made out of cardboard!
Ultra Magnus: Yeah, budget cuts. What can you do?
Arcee: I thought you were supposed to be 'Masterpiece Ultra Magnus'.
Ultra Magnus: Takara didn't have a very good translator
dabattousai says:
Arcee: Are those missle pointers suppose to symbolize something???
Ultra Magnus: No...Why?
Arcee: Nothing...
Roboto750 says:
Arcee - "No, you can't use your rocket launcher! You'll shoot your eye out!"
Roboto750 says:
Ultra Magnus - "Target locked! Preparing to fire"
Arcee - "Hey, Ultra Magnus....."
Ultra Magnus - (turns around) "What?"
BBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!
Josh says:
is that a missile on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me
[yeah i know its lame :P]
Powersurge says:
Arcee-Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
U/M - Yeah, i should really use these missles to get rid of Wheelie, i never seem to use them, even when i could REALLY do with that sort of fire power.
SdazVarence says:
Arcee: Oh my god....Thats.......enormous...
UltraMagnus: Arcee? You okay?
