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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Artemis choking Rabbit

Artemis choking Rabbit
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79 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Decepticon Stryker says:

Artemis: "IT'S RABBIT SEASON! IT'S NOT F**KING DUCK SEASON!!!!"

Jun 8, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Artemis: WHAT DO YOU MEAN RABBITS DON'T LAY EGGS

Apr 2, 2016

darkqueen01 says:

Suddenly, all the American fans don't feel so bad for missing out on some of the Japanese Transformers shows.

Oct 21, 2007

Zeedust says:

A quick wink. "You know what they say about rabbits," he said with a sly grin.

The result was FAR from what he expected.

Jan 22, 2007

Shadow of Lio Convoy says:

WHY THE F**K DID U MAKE HARDHEAD SING POKEMON *See the Hardhead using a microphone caption*

Dec 23, 2006

Zeedust says:

And this is what Takara gave Japanese fanboys while we were watching "The Agenda". Any questions?

Aug 1, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

YOU STOLE MY CANDY, YOU STUPID RABBIT, GIVE IT BACK!!!

May 29, 2005

Dragonoth says:

Artemis: "For the last time, I am NOT a Decepticon disguised as a woman!"*
Moon: "Then…why are…you…CHOKING…me?"
*see my "Powerglide's Head" caption.

Feb 28, 2005

Zeedust says:

Artemis: "I don't CARE if it's the far future and we're both cyborgs now! We're still gonna find Padudu and get back my Flower Mark!"

Moon: "Nemesis Primal's been getting into Magical Play on Anime Network On De

Jan 2, 2005

Zeedust says:

Rabbit: "Aw, man, I am SO wasted... I've been chugging beer for the last five hours..."

Artemis: "A re you saying you didn't take out the trash? You lazy bum, I'll kill you!"

May 29, 2004

Zeedust says:

Artemis: "I know you've got a robot mode! I've seen it! Now transform and fight off those Predacons!" Megatron: "This is so easy, it's almost embarassing... But not quite, no... *Blows away Artemis

Dec 28, 2003

Grimstormrat says:

Transformers meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer or having a BAD day, Anya/Anyaka decides she's seen one bunny too many

Nov 28, 2003

Zeedust says:

Artemis: "This isn't Moon! It's a space station!"

Nov 10, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Artemis- Your a bad man, your supposed to be a transformer, but when I twisted your leg it came off, cheap parts!!! (Autobot in background) Um..Artemis..he's not one of us, not everything in this base transforms.

Nov 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

While going from vehicles to animals, the Transformers accidentally incorporated PMS into the female subroutines.

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

WHAT! ANOTHER CRUDDY PIKACHU DOLL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Stop it...Stop it...he's already dead".

Aug 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Damnit, get in your Pokeball!!!!!

Aug 7, 2003

Zeedust says:

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAI IS CUTER THAN ME?" "Can't... breathe..."

Jul 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

*CHANTING* Kill the rabbit, kill the rabbit, kill the rabbit...

Jul 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

no I don't want to see your giant carrot

Jul 2, 2003

Unknown says:

Moon, if I've told you once, I've told you twice, NEVER TAPE OVER MY EPISODES OF SPONGEBOB!!!!!

Jun 12, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

How dare you compare me to MegamanI don't look at elast a bt like him

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

I hate Pokemon!!

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Someone told me you could get pudding out of these things!

Mar 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Artemis: (as Homer) Why you little...

Feb 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Artemis: I won the bet not you!

Feb 14, 2003

ryo777 says:

I STILL can't believe this LAME pic made it in a TF forum... Was the TAMA AND FRIENDS site already FULL?!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

Hey PINKY? Are you pondering what I'm pondering?!! I'm pondering to send you on a ONE WAY trip to say "HELLO" to 2PAC!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

*When the Transformers start to have QUEER @SS characters like THESE it's time to watch SOMETHING else!! (UNREAL!!) :P

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

Possessed Gerbil: EWWWWWW!! HOW the hell could you lick my finger after I just picked a BIG GREEN SLIMER?!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

LAST time I FRIGGIN listen to you!! I KNEW we SHOULD'NT of taken that LEFT turn at ALBEQUERQUE!!!....NOW HOW THE HELL are we GONNA get back to the set of SAILOR MOON, with ALL of the rest of those GAY @SS characters?!!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

SAY "NARF" Again and you'll eating thru a STRAW!!...The Brain should have done this a LOOOOOONG time ago!!

Jan 24, 2003

ryo777 says:

Angry Mouse Creature(WHO THE F*CK ARE THESE RETARDS?!!): GO AHEAD, Keep singing that STUPID Eddie Murphy, " I got some ice cream, you can't have none" song one more time and you're gonna WISH you never left the Get Alon

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I can't take it anymore! They promised me wealth; they promised me fame and fortune! And here I am stuck with...with a freaking bunny! I'm sick and tired of my terrible dialogue, these ridiculous plot holes, bad episodes, an

Jan 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Artemis: I told you not to snoop in my underwear drawer. Now you must DIE!!!
Moon:(choking)

Jan 8, 2003

jesse says:

take that you fµ©king pokemon

Dec 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Who do you think you are buugs bunny? stop eating the damn carrots!!!!!!

Dec 6, 2002

dino says:

Artemis: I hate you all you do is sleep will wake up

Dec 6, 2002

Manchester Devil says:

"What do you mean you pushed Starscream to his death?? you little..." TF don't condome animal violence in any way.

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tired of all the shots at "Armada", Pat Lee just snaps.

Sep 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

BW Megatron was very happy about his new form, but Black Ararcknia hate ist! Noooo

Aug 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Artemis went about trying to become a Throttlebot the wrong way. *.*;

Aug 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

ERR... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TRANSFORMERS???

Jul 5, 2002

Replimus Prime says:

What the F*ck? Hamtaro made it into the TFs universe?!!!

Jul 4, 2002

prime says:

Who the hell are these guys?!?!?!

Jul 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Arthemis: What the hell did you think you were doing with my barbie doll you little git?!

Jun 17, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

A Cardcaptors episode...FROM THE FUTURE!!!

Jun 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Whaddaya mean I look like Samurai Pizza Cats?!!!

May 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!!!!!

Apr 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

ARTEMIS: No, I will not pose nude for your Centerfold! You are NOT the Playboy Bunny!!

Apr 21, 2002

Heather Prime says:

artemis choking rabbit....... SAY HEATHER COME ON SAY NEED CHOKING AT RABBIT LOOK AT MY KNIGHT OF AUTOBOT ROBOT IS CARSPORT SHINE RED PRETTY THAT!!!!!! i am stronger made choking at rabbit..... my transformre robots in disguise!!!!!!!

Mar 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Dont look at me like that!!!!!!!!!

Mar 27, 2002

Galvatron Z says:

Artemis: "Gimme back my Trix you bastard!"

Mar 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Must kill Moon...

Mar 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Artemis: GIVE ME ALL YOUR CADBURY EGGS!!!!!

Mar 14, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHEELJACK WAS NOT SLEEPING!!!

Feb 17, 2002

scott says:

Something tells me I shouldn't be upset this series didn't come to the US.

Feb 11, 2002

Sheba says:

DAMMIT you look like a Meowth or a PERSIAN (pokemon)!!!!!

Feb 1, 2002

Silverwolf says:

AND IF YO EVER PEEK AT ME IN THE SHOWER AGAIN...

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang.

Jan 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

NO, I will not eat it with Spam, I will not spread it with Jam, and don't you dare call me m'am, cuz I ain't gonna eat them Green Eggs and Ham!

Jan 7, 2002

Anonymous says:

I said Transformers are NOT aimed at kids, dammit!

Dec 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Chix.

Dec 18, 2001

Anonymous says:

Wake up, you Bastard and get my Morning Paper, you Lazy Dog. Moon: But I'm a Rabbit...

Dec 10, 2001

Anonymous says:

I WANT A TOY MADE FOR ME DAMMIT! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A TRANSFORMING TOY, A PVC, OR A STATUE BUST! I WANT A TOY OF ME DAMMIT!

Dec 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

The new game craze that is sweeping Japan, "Pop the Bunnys head"

Nov 22, 2001

Anonymous says:

You think a rabbit is a great transformer?!? And look at us! We're too cute to be on American Television!

Nov 19, 2001

Anonymous says:

...and this is for Pokemon you bastard!!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

Gimme back my Trix, you theif!

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

CardCaptors: The lost episodes. Sakura finally puts the smack down on Kero.

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

Artemis: You ate my last chocolate bar, you damn rabbit!

Nov 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

ARTEMIS: I know you're hiding the Thanksgiving Stuffing inside that soft body of yours!!

Nov 6, 2001

Shrapnel says:

"Moon, prepare for your death today, yer gonna die!"

Nov 1, 2001

Unknown says:

I HATE POKEMON!!!!

Oct 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

What do you mean everyone thinks I'm from Pokemon?!

Oct 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Will you stop making homosexual jokes about my beloved Star Scream.

Oct 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

ARTEMIS: No, I will not pose nude for your Centerfold! You are NOT the Playboy Bunny!!

Oct 23, 2001

Anonymous says:

[B]ARTEMIS:[/B] No, I will not pose nude for your Centerfold! You are [B][I]NOT[/I][/B] the Playboy Bunny!!

Oct 23, 2001
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