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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Blaster with foam on him

Blaster with foam on him
138 comments
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138 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Failed concept for Masterpiece Blaster.

Aug 2, 2023

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

the ghooooooooooooooooooost of Blaster
Kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

May 25, 2022

trailbreaker says:

"No Wheelie, the flocking goes on the Christmas tree, not me !! "

Dec 10, 2015

Rainmaker says:

G2 Blaster has a terrible color scheme

Jun 14, 2015

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Well, that escalated quickly."

Nov 26, 2013

Evil Eye says:

Help! Someone cut me out of the frame-literally!

Mar 19, 2012

Skywarp64 says:

Who you gonna call?

Mar 3, 2012

grimlock1972 says:

Thats the last time I go watch Ghostbusters in super 3D

Jan 20, 2012

Heckfire says:

GRIMLOCK (offscreen): Uuummm...me Grimlock swear that never happen before. Maybe we just cuddle for next half hour?

Dec 16, 2011

SentinelA says:

Can we get Omega Supreme some condoms...PLEASE?

Dec 8, 2011

Zottoman says:

Sorry Prime. Blurr just discovered masturbation.

Dec 8, 2011

Angelbot says:

When I said I wanted frosting on my energon cubes this isn't quite what I had in mind.

Jul 7, 2007

Zinger says:

Blaster: Quick! Help me clean this up before someone captions this!

Jun 12, 2007

Swerve says:

Blaster: Well, there's a really funny story behind this...

Optimus: Which is... ?

Blaster: Well, Jazz is better at telling it then me... (runs off)

Jazz: Son of a...

May 30, 2007

trailbreaker says:

"That's the last time I go running naked in a blizzard with Kup!"

Apr 24, 2007

Mad_Mexicoy says:

There's actually a really funny story behind this........

Mar 10, 2007

hot rod 907 says:

COOL WHIP! USA!

Jan 22, 2007

Halo2addict says:

Hot Rod: What happened to YOU!
Blaster: Eject and I just finished a stunt doubles take from a movie staring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith.
Hot Rod: Yeah, and...
Blaster: Well, Eject was hired as a stunt double for Tommy Lee Jones, and I was hired as

Oct 24, 2006

darth_paul says:

And you thought what happened to Starscream was bad!

Sep 15, 2006

darth_paul says:

Next on the Chocobot Action Adventure Comedy Hour… Introducing the White Chobobots!

Sep 15, 2006

Autobot bubbs says:

Allright, who gave the pidgeons ex-lax again?

Jul 26, 2006

Tiedye says:

Although you didn't see it. Blaster was in the Ghostbusters movie. He was one of the unlucky ones who couldn't find cover.
(OPTIMIST)- "BLASTER! WHY ARE YOU LATE!?!
(BLASTER)- "You wouldn't belive what happened! I was walking pa

May 26, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Blaster: Man, I REALLY hate sour cream.

May 22, 2006

cybertron2006 says:

Blaster: Holy crap! What is this junk?
Arcee: I think it is whipped cream.
Megatron (Offset): No! it is Nebleon gas!
Everyone: RUN!

May 15, 2006

Starazor says:

You think that's bad? You should see the kitchen!

May 11, 2006

Zeedust says:

Blaster Versus Tarantulas...

I guess we know who won round one.

Apr 28, 2006

Zeedust says:

Blaster, the Friendly Ghost.

Apr 27, 2006

Judynator says:

Blaster to Judynator in Haloween: Booooooooooo... I'm the Ghoooooooooooooooooosssssssssst....
Judy: Hello, Blaster.^^

Apr 17, 2006

punycron says:

Thumpity thump thump
Thumpity thump thump
Look at Blasty go...

Apr 16, 2006

joe350s10 says:

Great...just GREAT! I come in for a high gloss wax and the fuggin buffer breaks.

Apr 15, 2006

Magnus says:

B: Is this is the worst episode we have ever done?

OP: Yes.

Apr 12, 2006

SilentBlaster says:

Blaster: BOO!
Optimus: AGH!
Blaster: Ha ha i scared you, im a ghost.
Optimus: Your fired!
Blaster: WHAT!? But .....
Optimus: No butts your fired.
Blaster: Awman.

Apr 4, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Blaster: Prime! We've been pie'd!

Apr 3, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"It's fart retardant."

Prime,"No. Your retarded."

Apr 2, 2006

Neo_Rodimus_Prime says:

Blaster: I swear, i didn't know it was a fireworks and whipcream factory, i didn't even know there were those types of factories.
Other: right, so where my flamethower again?

Apr 2, 2006

KingJahnx says:

NEWS UPDATE: The Abonible Snow Man cought in this photogrpah. Is her real or a transformer imposter is up for you to decide. Tonight at 10 p.m./ 9 central.

Apr 2, 2006

KingJahnx says:

Dang it Jazz, it was suppose to be a wip cream bikini not a full body suit!

Apr 2, 2006

Grenade Face says:

Our spying strategy, Do you like?

Apr 2, 2006

Thanatos Prime says:

Blaster: I tried to think of the least threating creature possible.

Jazz: The stay-puff marshmallow man?

Apr 2, 2006

Thanatos Prime says:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling bots and their stupid kid...

Apr 2, 2006

Pokejedservo says:

Its been said that the Autobots never forgot about April Fool's Day but it was unsure whether if that was actually true. Needless to say Blaster is definitely no skeptic here.

Apr 2, 2006

grimlock2000 says:

Blaster: Next time i'm in the back seat and you go for a car wash, SHUT THE WINDOWS!

Jazz:Sorry

Apr 2, 2006

technobilts says:

"Jazz, that foam is for putting out fires..."

Apr 2, 2006

Gearhead says:

"Dammit Superion, get that dandruff sorted!"

Apr 2, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"THIS? This is Hasbro's plans for Transformers in 2006?"

Prime,"Yup they call it Transformers: White Cream."

Blaster,"Where the hell is my agent?"

Apr 2, 2006

inadvertent imitation says:

"And I still don't know what a Buck Cake is."

Apr 1, 2006

master galvatron says:

Blaster: Wheel jack when I said clean my speakers I didn't mean this

Apr 1, 2006

trailbreaker says:

BLASTER -- "So kids, never EVER sniff liquid paper."

Apr 1, 2006

trailbreaker says:

BLASTER -- "Yes, I just finished my audition for a Gillette shaving cream commercial."

Apr 1, 2006

PrimulArchangel says:

Blaster: GET MY AGENT ON THE PHONE NOW!!!!!!!!! This is the second time they forgot to color me in and im tired of it !!!!!

Apr 1, 2006

X3ROhour says:

Blaster: ummm... hi!
Arcee: Hey, is that hair gel? I totally ran out! THANKS!

Apr 1, 2006

Light Blade says:

Blaster: grrr....... spiiiike ......iiii .....willlll ....eeeat ......youuuu!!! wooooooooooo!

Spike: oh my god a twenty foot tall ghost run ahhhhhh!

Apr 1, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

So just then this Ickyak came tromping and stomping down the mountian...............................and it...well I think it raped me.
That's why I look like this.

True story.

No really it happened to Kup once too.

Ask him.

Mar 31, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster shows he's onboard with the changes at www.seibertron.com by displaying his own simpler design!

Mar 31, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Who'd have guessed that Ty Penington would have had an explosive cream filling?

Mar 31, 2006

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Blaster never liked it when Mr. Prime made him stay after school to clean the blackboard and erasers.

Mar 31, 2006

rockgokou says:

"Skeet so much they call me Billy Ocean!"

Mar 31, 2006

Immortal Starscream says:

Botcon? naa im heading to the Ghost Busters convention.... whaddya mean ya never heard of stay puft marshmellow man?

Mar 31, 2006

Unknown says:

Prowl: How did this happen!

Bumblebee: Well Remember when you told me not to touch the red button?

Prowl: Yes

Bumblebee:Well i touched it.

Prowl:Why would you do that?

BB:Wheelie told me to.

Mar 31, 2006

King Grimrob says:

agh....... coconut.....

Mar 31, 2006

Draco614 says:

Blaster- I was trying to make lunch for spike and this is what happened.

Inferno- well at least you taste ok

Mar 31, 2006

snavej says:

Blaster: All I need is one white glove and I will be totally free of racial abuse.

Unidentified Autobot: Except from Decepticoons.

Mar 31, 2006

snavej says:

Abominable snowmen: at last the truth.

Mar 31, 2006

snavej says:

Blaster: ...so those Asian animators went on strike and this is the best that the non-unionised animators could do at short notice.

Unidentified Autobot: We must move the animation operation. May I suggest the sweatshops of Quintessa?

Blaster: By a

Mar 31, 2006

Tzarinchilla says:

I thought candyfloss would be a great earth mode!

Mar 31, 2006

HardHead says:

*Shrug*

Mar 31, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

"AWRIGHT! Who put Mr. Bubble in my cassette deck? And what is "April Fool"?

Mar 30, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

Blaster: "Bless you!"
Inferno: "Thanks..."

Mar 30, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

Well, I thought Maytag was an autobot, so I opened up his lid to say "HI", and...

Mar 30, 2006

DeceptiGojira says:

*Swoop pass flying* sorry¡¡

Mar 30, 2006

Dragonoth says:

Trypticon's sneeze is worse than his bite.

Mar 30, 2006

DeltaSeeker says:

Blaster: Hey, that's SNOW fair!
Jazz: Uh, that's my line.
Blaster: Oh, sorry...

Mar 30, 2006

Thanatos Prime says:

Blaster: What? I thought "Do Not Touch" was a joke.

Prowl: That was 500 kg of Fire Extinguishing Potassium Bicarbonate. From now on you have kitchen duty

Blaster: Nuts.

Mar 30, 2006

Octocon says:

dude,that not cool, you dont come to the christmas fancy dress as the Ghost of Optimus Prime!

Mar 30, 2006

Archanubis says:

*alarm goes off*
Blaster: "Ah, slag! And just when I was getting into the spirit of the 'bubble bath.'"

Mar 30, 2006

Scourge_the_Hunter says:

Ironhide: Well Blaster, Ahm Afraid that ol yeller kitty cat o' your's has got the rabbies. Ain't seen one foam up so bad in a coons age. Naw, you take him out & tie him to that tree...
Blaster: But he's *sob* my best freind pa!

Mar 30, 2006

Primus C-00 says:

Candy Floss is a legitmate Earth form disguise? What? What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Mar 30, 2006

KrouseR says:

blaster; Arcee dang girl! thats alot of.....
Arcee; yeah blaster, thats why when me and optimus do it, he rases a force feild up.

Mar 30, 2006

Ratbat says:

Sorry, Optimus! It seems Sparkplug has gone crazy with the flame-retardant foam!

Mar 30, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"What the hell is wrong with you, Bumblebee now help me get all this stupid silly string off of me."

Mar 30, 2006

ski_bones says:

Arcee: Is that hair gel?

Mar 29, 2006

shadow minicon says:

I knew i shouldnt of put that bomb on the foam making machine, damn it

Mar 29, 2006

009* says:

Blaster(trying to sound spooky): OOOOoooOOOOooooo--

Prime: Shut up Blaster; Scooby Doo villians can do better than that.

Mar 29, 2006

1337W422102 says:

...and that's why Spider-Man only made 1 appearance in The Transformers.

Mar 29, 2006

King Slick says:

Then all of the sudden, he exploded! Know I'm here covered in the guts of the Stay Puffed Mashmellow Man! Just keep me away from ice cream, hot fudge and cherries.

Grimlock (off screen): Someone say hot fudge?

Mar 29, 2006

Byrerprime says:

They should change his name to Ejact.

Mar 29, 2006

Screambug says:

Blaster: "I like to play in shaving cream, but I don't like it when it gets into my eyes, though."

Mar 29, 2006

Death-Ray Charles says:

I'll give ya 1o energon cubes if ya can guess what this stuff on me is!

Mar 29, 2006

Death-Ray Charles says:

BOO!

Mar 29, 2006

O. Prime says:

Come on Arcee, I thought you said you dug the Michilin Man!

Mar 29, 2006

nexus_rayne says:

fear not for i am the ghost of christmas music

Mar 29, 2006

Latavia says:

Blaster: Theres a pie joke in here some where.

Mar 29, 2006

Frobman says:

This is the effect of a sting from a petro-wasp on a Transformer. Not pretty!

Mar 29, 2006

Galaxy_Convoy says:

"I told you we just can't walk through car washes! Do you listen to Blaster? Oh no, just because his alt mode is a boom box he would know nothing about car washes."

Mar 29, 2006

Zeedust says:

Dude, it's almost April. Little late for snowmen, don'tcha think?

Mar 29, 2006

Thanatos Prime says:

Well you're not lactose intolerant are you?

Mar 29, 2006

The Lord of Locusts says:

BLASTER: Are you sure this is how I become Twincast? I mean, shouldn't I..you know, all over you?

SOUNDWAVE: That's not happening.

Mar 29, 2006

Godfather Bluto says:

Blaster: There is no PG-13 captaion for this pic.

Mar 29, 2006

DecepticonRedAlert says:

blaster:Thats the last time i make cotton candy

daniel takes a lick of him

daniel:looks like a tasty situation

Mar 29, 2006

Archanubis says:

Blaster: I had a bad experience with a popcorn popper.

Mar 29, 2006

Acelister says:

Blaster: "Was it supposed to do that, Daniel...?"
Daniel: "I... Don't know... That much white stuff never comes out of it when Wheelie does it..."

Mar 29, 2006

Hannibal Prime says:

Blaster-"We are never microwaving marshmellows again!"

Mar 29, 2006

zopilote_z says:

v1.- Blaster.- Geez, I feel kinda transfoamy today!

v2.- Slag man! I just put that Barry manilow tapes on me and suddenly I´m covered with cotton candy

Mar 29, 2006

Unknown says:

HOW many times did I tell you I can't make decent eclairs? HOW many?

Mar 29, 2006

Unknown says:

...and then Carley said, "Have you boys ever seen any of the RainWomen DVD's?"

Mar 29, 2006

Unknown says:

This one time...at band camp...

Mar 29, 2006

Unknown says:

Blaster:
"....and this is why we pay our animators almost double of what we should?"

Mar 29, 2006

Acelister says:

Blaster: "Guys, I know the ghost trick didn't spook 'em on Halloween, but this time I've got the perfect plan!"

Mar 29, 2006

blaine71274 says:

I thought that tire foam would work on any surface.

Mar 29, 2006

blaine71274 says:

They said put on snow camo....I don't know what the hell snow camo is!

Mar 29, 2006

blaine71274 says:

Where'd she go?

Mar 29, 2006

Unknown says:

hey, you want to go some where cool?...........

Mar 29, 2006

Frobman says:

"..... and that's why I'm not aloud back in Seaworld."

Mar 29, 2006

omega wing says:

Why did i let myself be a tester to wheeljacks new weapon the silly string launcher

Mar 29, 2006

omega wing says:

So that why you shouldnt pierce a shaving foam can i seee now

Mar 29, 2006

hellveticon_06 says:

...spike said i could use his hair moose...

Mar 29, 2006

Jaw Crusher says:

"...and I'm gonna hold him and love him and squeeze him and keep him forever and name him George!"

Mar 29, 2006

Blaster_6267 says:

This isn't what it looks like Prime, I swear.

Mar 29, 2006

Talon523 says:

Sorry Prime, I was chasing a pot smoking hippie and his talking dog.

Mar 29, 2006

Archanubis says:

I'm not Blaster! I'm BUMBLEBEE!

Mar 29, 2006

New Omen says:

After hours of playing metal gear solid 3, Blaster thought anything could be camouflage.

Mar 29, 2006

Unknown says:

uuuummmm......maybe noone will notice!

Mar 29, 2006

Frobman says:

I thought you said this was what all the hip kids do nowadays! I try to stay hip for years, dammit!

Mar 29, 2006

sto_vo_kor_2000 says:

Optimus-Blaster what is that white stuff all over you Blaster-I don't know Prime me and the Dinobots were after some con's in a small town when Grimlock knocks me in to a builting filled with it.Grimlock-Me Grimlock find Big sing with name it sa

Mar 29, 2006

UFO says:

Yeeeeahhh...I was taking a nice, warm, bubble bath until you called me here and IO didn't have enouh tim to whipe the bubbles off..

Mar 29, 2006

UFO says:

Well, you see, I was fighting Soundwave near a factory, he knocked me into it. Hard. Everything blew up....Funny thing though, it was a silly string factory!

Mar 29, 2006

Powersurge says:

Damn it, who has the can of spray foam

Mar 29, 2006

Powersurge says:

Would someone please take that bottle of wite-out away from Wheelie

Mar 29, 2006

UFO says:

Umm..I might have been playing with the foam soap dispensers at Wal-Mart...

Mar 28, 2006

Dragonoth says:

I am the ghost of Transformers past! G1 forever!

Mar 28, 2006

Thanos says:

I was just playing with it... then it went off in my hand!

Mar 28, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"What do you mean welcome to the Klu Klux Klan?"

Mar 28, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Blaster,"I fell in the cotton candy machine."

Mar 28, 2006

Colinus Maximus says:

NOW you tell me that the car wash is for cars only!

Mar 28, 2006

Delta Supreme says:

After playing disco on Party night, Blaster finds out the true meaning of "tarred and feathered"...

Mar 28, 2006

dabattousai says:

Blaster: Some amateur tried cutting me out of this scene with Photoshop, he completely missed my right hand.

Mar 28, 2006

Dclone Soundwave says:

Inferno, you're a lousy shot. And I thought you western 'bots could shoot.

Mar 28, 2006

×§á†äñ Çøñvø¥×® says:

RAWR I AM THE STAY PUFF MARSHMELLOW MAN!!!!!!!!!

Mar 28, 2006

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