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RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
the ghooooooooooooooooooost of Blaster
Kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
Heckfire says:
GRIMLOCK (offscreen): Uuummm...me Grimlock swear that never happen before. Maybe we just cuddle for next half hour?
Angelbot says:
When I said I wanted frosting on my energon cubes this isn't quite what I had in mind.
Swerve says:
Blaster: Well, there's a really funny story behind this...
Optimus: Which is... ?
Blaster: Well, Jazz is better at telling it then me... (runs off)
Jazz: Son of a...
Halo2addict says:
Hot Rod: What happened to YOU!
Blaster: Eject and I just finished a stunt doubles take from a movie staring Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith.
Hot Rod: Yeah, and...
Blaster: Well, Eject was hired as a stunt double for Tommy Lee Jones, and I was hired as
darth_paul says:
Next on the Chocobot Action Adventure Comedy Hour… Introducing the White Chobobots!
Tiedye says:
Although you didn't see it. Blaster was in the Ghostbusters movie. He was one of the unlucky ones who couldn't find cover.
(OPTIMIST)- "BLASTER! WHY ARE YOU LATE!?!
(BLASTER)- "You wouldn't belive what happened! I was walking pa
cybertron2006 says:
Blaster: Holy crap! What is this junk?
Arcee: I think it is whipped cream.
Megatron (Offset): No! it is Nebleon gas!
Everyone: RUN!
Judynator says:
Blaster to Judynator in Haloween: Booooooooooo... I'm the Ghoooooooooooooooooosssssssssst....
Judy: Hello, Blaster.^^
joe350s10 says:
Great...just GREAT! I come in for a high gloss wax and the fuggin buffer breaks.
SilentBlaster says:
Blaster: BOO!
Optimus: AGH!
Blaster: Ha ha i scared you, im a ghost.
Optimus: Your fired!
Blaster: WHAT!? But .....
Optimus: No butts your fired.
Blaster: Awman.
Neo_Rodimus_Prime says:
Blaster: I swear, i didn't know it was a fireworks and whipcream factory, i didn't even know there were those types of factories.
Other: right, so where my flamethower again?
KingJahnx says:
NEWS UPDATE: The Abonible Snow Man cought in this photogrpah. Is her real or a transformer imposter is up for you to decide. Tonight at 10 p.m./ 9 central.
KingJahnx says:
Dang it Jazz, it was suppose to be a wip cream bikini not a full body suit!
Thanatos Prime says:
Blaster: I tried to think of the least threating creature possible.
Jazz: The stay-puff marshmallow man?
Thanatos Prime says:
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling bots and their stupid kid...
Pokejedservo says:
Its been said that the Autobots never forgot about April Fool's Day but it was unsure whether if that was actually true. Needless to say Blaster is definitely no skeptic here.
grimlock2000 says:
Blaster: Next time i'm in the back seat and you go for a car wash, SHUT THE WINDOWS!
Jazz:Sorry
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Blaster,"THIS? This is Hasbro's plans for Transformers in 2006?"
Prime,"Yup they call it Transformers: White Cream."
Blaster,"Where the hell is my agent?"
master galvatron says:
Blaster: Wheel jack when I said clean my speakers I didn't mean this
trailbreaker says:
BLASTER -- "Yes, I just finished my audition for a Gillette shaving cream commercial."
PrimulArchangel says:
Blaster: GET MY AGENT ON THE PHONE NOW!!!!!!!!! This is the second time they forgot to color me in and im tired of it !!!!!
X3ROhour says:
Blaster: ummm... hi!
Arcee: Hey, is that hair gel? I totally ran out! THANKS!
Light Blade says:
Blaster: grrr....... spiiiike ......iiii .....willlll ....eeeat ......youuuu!!! wooooooooooo!
Spike: oh my god a twenty foot tall ghost run ahhhhhh!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
So just then this Ickyak came tromping and stomping down the mountian...............................and it...well I think it raped me.
That's why I look like this.
True story.
No really it happened to Kup once too.
Ask him.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Blaster shows he's onboard with the changes at www.seibertron.com by displaying his own simpler design!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Who'd have guessed that Ty Penington would have had an explosive cream filling?
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Blaster never liked it when Mr. Prime made him stay after school to clean the blackboard and erasers.
Immortal Starscream says:
Botcon? naa im heading to the Ghost Busters convention.... whaddya mean ya never heard of stay puft marshmellow man?
Unknown says:
Prowl: How did this happen!
Bumblebee: Well Remember when you told me not to touch the red button?
Prowl: Yes
Bumblebee:Well i touched it.
Prowl:Why would you do that?
BB:Wheelie told me to.
Draco614 says:
Blaster- I was trying to make lunch for spike and this is what happened.
Inferno- well at least you taste ok
snavej says:
Blaster: All I need is one white glove and I will be totally free of racial abuse.
Unidentified Autobot: Except from Decepticoons.
snavej says:
Blaster: ...so those Asian animators went on strike and this is the best that the non-unionised animators could do at short notice.
Unidentified Autobot: We must move the animation operation. May I suggest the sweatshops of Quintessa?
Blaster: By a
Kevinus Prime says:
"AWRIGHT! Who put Mr. Bubble in my cassette deck? And what is "April Fool"?
Kevinus Prime says:
Well, I thought Maytag was an autobot, so I opened up his lid to say "HI", and...
DeltaSeeker says:
Blaster: Hey, that's SNOW fair!
Jazz: Uh, that's my line.
Blaster: Oh, sorry...
Thanatos Prime says:
Blaster: What? I thought "Do Not Touch" was a joke.
Prowl: That was 500 kg of Fire Extinguishing Potassium Bicarbonate. From now on you have kitchen duty
Blaster: Nuts.
Octocon says:
dude,that not cool, you dont come to the christmas fancy dress as the Ghost of Optimus Prime!
Archanubis says:
*alarm goes off*
Blaster: "Ah, slag! And just when I was getting into the spirit of the 'bubble bath.'"
Scourge_the_Hunter says:
Ironhide: Well Blaster, Ahm Afraid that ol yeller kitty cat o' your's has got the rabbies. Ain't seen one foam up so bad in a coons age. Naw, you take him out & tie him to that tree...
Blaster: But he's *sob* my best freind pa!
Primus C-00 says:
Candy Floss is a legitmate Earth form disguise? What? What? Why are you looking at me like that?
KrouseR says:
blaster; Arcee dang girl! thats alot of.....
Arcee; yeah blaster, thats why when me and optimus do it, he rases a force feild up.
Ratbat says:
Sorry, Optimus! It seems Sparkplug has gone crazy with the flame-retardant foam!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"What the hell is wrong with you, Bumblebee now help me get all this stupid silly string off of me."
shadow minicon says:
I knew i shouldnt of put that bomb on the foam making machine, damn it
009* says:
Blaster(trying to sound spooky): OOOOoooOOOOooooo--
Prime: Shut up Blaster; Scooby Doo villians can do better than that.
1337W422102 says:
...and that's why Spider-Man only made 1 appearance in The Transformers.
King Slick says:
Then all of the sudden, he exploded! Know I'm here covered in the guts of the Stay Puffed Mashmellow Man! Just keep me away from ice cream, hot fudge and cherries.
Grimlock (off screen): Someone say hot fudge?
Screambug says:
Blaster: "I like to play in shaving cream, but I don't like it when it gets into my eyes, though."
Death-Ray Charles says:
I'll give ya 1o energon cubes if ya can guess what this stuff on me is!
Frobman says:
This is the effect of a sting from a petro-wasp on a Transformer. Not pretty!
Galaxy_Convoy says:
"I told you we just can't walk through car washes! Do you listen to Blaster? Oh no, just because his alt mode is a boom box he would know nothing about car washes."
The Lord of Locusts says:
BLASTER: Are you sure this is how I become Twincast? I mean, shouldn't I..you know, all over you?
SOUNDWAVE: That's not happening.
DecepticonRedAlert says:
blaster:Thats the last time i make cotton candy
daniel takes a lick of him
daniel:looks like a tasty situation
Acelister says:
Blaster: "Was it supposed to do that, Daniel...?"
Daniel: "I... Don't know... That much white stuff never comes out of it when Wheelie does it..."
zopilote_z says:
v1.- Blaster.- Geez, I feel kinda transfoamy today!
v2.- Slag man! I just put that Barry manilow tapes on me and suddenly I´m covered with cotton candy
Unknown says:
...and then Carley said, "Have you boys ever seen any of the RainWomen DVD's?"
Unknown says:
Blaster:
"....and this is why we pay our animators almost double of what we should?"
Acelister says:
Blaster: "Guys, I know the ghost trick didn't spook 'em on Halloween, but this time I've got the perfect plan!"
blaine71274 says:
They said put on snow camo....I don't know what the hell snow camo is!
omega wing says:
Why did i let myself be a tester to wheeljacks new weapon the silly string launcher
Jaw Crusher says:
"...and I'm gonna hold him and love him and squeeze him and keep him forever and name him George!"
New Omen says:
After hours of playing metal gear solid 3, Blaster thought anything could be camouflage.
Frobman says:
I thought you said this was what all the hip kids do nowadays! I try to stay hip for years, dammit!
sto_vo_kor_2000 says:
Optimus-Blaster what is that white stuff all over you Blaster-I don't know Prime me and the Dinobots were after some con's in a small town when Grimlock knocks me in to a builting filled with it.Grimlock-Me Grimlock find Big sing with name it sa
UFO says:
Yeeeeahhh...I was taking a nice, warm, bubble bath until you called me here and IO didn't have enouh tim to whipe the bubbles off..
UFO says:
Well, you see, I was fighting Soundwave near a factory, he knocked me into it. Hard. Everything blew up....Funny thing though, it was a silly string factory!
Delta Supreme says:
After playing disco on Party night, Blaster finds out the true meaning of "tarred and feathered"...
dabattousai says:
Blaster: Some amateur tried cutting me out of this scene with Photoshop, he completely missed my right hand.
Dclone Soundwave says:
Inferno, you're a lousy shot. And I thought you western 'bots could shoot.