The Ultimate Caption Contest
Blurr reads something on his computer monitor
123 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Rainmaker says:
OH NO! WE HAVE A MICHAEL BAY CRAFT VIOLATING CYBERTRON AIRSPACE! QUICK EVERYBODY HIDE!
Zeedust says:
"We've got some kind of warning, but I can't tell what the problem is because the stupid computer keeps putting the message BEHIND MY HEAD!"
dutnam says:
Ohmygod! We have sumthing coming in on radar, It's an object that flies and is unidentified, It could be an unidentified flying object, you know, one of those UFO thingys, a foofighter, a flying saucer full of little green men that are always disecti
bringo says:
The only word I got out of this was "Violating" and all I could think of was robot porn.
Zeedust says:
"Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!" (Thanks to Homestar Runner and no thanks at all to my computer dying on me and leaving me having to use other people's computers.)
shockwave_inoz says:
BLURR: "Prime! You're NOT gonna believe this..."
PRIME: "I know, I know... that wierdo fleshling leader, George Dubya Bush has completely flipped this time!! Oh, geez - he's enough to try even MY patience. Blurr, we are going to
DeltaSilver88 says:
Blurr: Damnthisprintissmall.
Ultra Magnus: You need glasses. That's font 14.
Scatterlung says:
Blurr: What?! This is english! What happened to that goofy font they had on Teletraan!?
Dclone Soundwave says:
Violating? Cybertron? That reminds me! I left Arcee waiting on the steel bed!
Payner™ says:
"PrimeIthinkthatCyclocusandtheSweepsaregoingtobelaunchinganattack,butit'snotallbadIwassurfingthewebanditseemsthatthere'sareallygoodtimesharedealgoingfromthispop-upthatsaid...
Roadshadow says:
Blurr:...the f***? What kind of MMORPG is "Unidentified Craft Violating Cybertron Airspace?"
Dragonoth says:
"We've got Decepticons at the gate, Decepticons on the wall, Decepticons in the air. If we shoot them out of the air they're on the wall. If we shoot them off the wall they're at the gate. And where does that leave us? No where, that&#
HookX5 says:
Blurr trys his hand at speech therapy master 101
"Say each line slowly, one after the other"
Star Glee says:
*Blurr stares at moniter*
-Meanwhile, outside-
Megatron: StarScream, this isn't going to work! I don't understand, so explain your idiotic plan one more time!
StarScream: It's simple- while Blurr and the other Autobots tangle with As
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Strangely enough the one thing Blurr couldn't do fast was read.
"Un,un,un.....iden,unident,uni....dennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnntif......ied? Is that right? Un-i-dent-if-ied.Yeah ok that sounds right. Ok crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........c..c....c....craaaa
Decepticon Commander says:
Blurr:What does "VIOLATING CYBERTRON AIRSPACE" mean.I don't do anything to it.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Blurr,"Oh come on 1hr 15 mins to download a preview of a movie.Man I so hate this dial-up crap.I gotta get a cable ISP."
red_ensign says:
(And thus is the planet Cybertron destroyed by the combined legions of Unicron and the Decepticon forces because Blurr neglected to remember that for all his skill in speech in reciting the english language, he failed high school due to illiteracy. Anoth
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Blurr,"Oh crap Lars found me downloading Metalica songs! Ohhhhhhhhhhh Wheelieeeeee can you come here and sit at my computer for a minute?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Blurr,"Dammit for the last time I do NOT wanna mortgage my home! I don't even own one!"
Zeedust says:
And all at once, the autoots froze, eyes turned to the screen, wondering who had come, wondering if it was firend of foe, waiting for any word from the surprise visitor, waiting for them to make the first move...
"Avon calling!"
Zeedust says:
Prime: "What did you do?"
Blurr: "I dunno, but next time Teletran asks if I'd prefer a nice game of chess, I'm saying yes!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Blurr,"What the hell,all I was trying to do was install Windows XP?"
Rampage says:
asura is violating our airspace? everyone get your gas masks on we are in for a nasty odor.
Acelister says:
Blurr: "Optimus Prime! There's soemthing invading Cybertron!"
Optimus: "I can't deal with that right now!"
Blurr: "Isn't that what Ultra Magnus ususally says?"
Optimus: "Usually, yes. But he called in
Acelister says:
Bluur: "Hey, this isn't Crazy Jamal's Autobot Busts website! Its not Crazy Jamal's Autobot Busts website at all..."
Ultra Magnus: "Didn't you say the same about Hope back in 2005?"
Blurr: "What?"
Acelister says:
Blurr: "Do I need glasses, or does that really say 'Meet interesting Fembots looking for YOU'?"
Acelister says:
Blurr: "There... Now when it gets to midnight on the 31st of March... Bam!"
Kupp: "Too late for April Fools, lad. You spent too long making that alert!"
Blurr: "Why did I have to make it using BASIC?!"
Predagade says:
blurr:nonono,itsmyfaveouritetvshowandithoughtperceptorwassupposedtohavesetthisupbutitisnotsetupandhowdoiknowthat?cosimnotwatchingtvthatshow.
Wheelie:tv screwed 'cos grimlock chewed
wavelength says:
blurr; iwannaplay,iwannaplaywiththeunidentifiedobject,soletmeout
[a cricket is heard in the distace]
Octocon says:
Part 2
...
Blaster "fine i wont argue" he says shocked by Ultramagnus new level of lunacy
and issues the command to the city
Blaster: "this is blaster blasting at you from metroplex control, we've been orderd to seperate so
Octocon says:
Part 1
Magnus is informed about the Alert
Magnus: "PREPARE FOR EMERGANCY SEPERATION!"
everyone looks at Magnus puzzled not sure where to run.
Magnus mumblin incoherently repeately: "Magnus, i want the matrix, never! Magnus, i wa
Octocon says:
Blurr: "UltraMagnus UltraMagus, Teletran 2 had detected something bad, and when i mean bad i mean unknown bad, but when it unknow you bets its gotta be bad, if Teletran 2 dosent know what it is."
Magnus sighs: "Blur do you have any idea
Octocon says:
Cupp standing lookin over Blurr's shoulder, as Blurr has his usualy hyper fit: "oh no, Cosmo and Skylinx, got drunk and painted up, and set of the airspace alarm again!"
Prime Max says:
Blurr "Oh come on, unidentified? Its either Decepticons or Quintessons, take your guess."
Kup "Maybe its Petro Rabbits"
Magnus "How about we sound the alarm?"
Powermaster Jazz says:
Blurr, I can see the letters through your face, thanks to the crappy animation.
tfggerhk says:
Blurr: What the f*ck! Hey Magnus I had some wicked porn of the computer then the computer alarm went off and now I can get this dumb 'Unidentfied Craft Violating Cybertron Airspace' crap off!
Magnus: I can't deal with that now
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Santa has this problem every year when he tries to bring toys to Cybertron.
Acelister says:
Cybertronian Erotic Literature is very different to Human Erotic Literature...
Spartanion says:
SLAG I TOLD OPTIMUS NOT TO BUY THE MACS! HOW DO I LOG OUT OF THIS THING????????????
trailbreaker says:
Blurr's embarassment: he never learned how to read.
Kids, stay in school.
Hitch says:
Blurr thinks to him self, '..This is such a waste of space to have letters this big.. I can't find the damn font tab!'
DarkDranzer says:
Blurr: Ohnoohno!! AUFO!! Gottadestroyit!!
*outside, Blurr blasts Cosmos*
Cosmos: AIIIEE!! DAMN IT WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME??
*inside*
Kup: Nice one Blurr!! *hits him* You just blasted Cosmos again!!
Blurr: Ohno!! SorryCosmos!! Idid
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Blurr,"Why is there always an 'Unidentified Craft Violating Cybertron Airspace' when Who's the Boss is on?"
Thanatos Prime says:
Uh-oh, this doesn't look good. Maybe if I ignore it, it'll go away!
Thanatos Prime says:
Blurr: Unidentified craft! Unidentified craft!
Ultra Magunus: What did you say? Slow it down.
Blurr: Un-eye-deh-ent-ti-fyed Cra-af-t.
Ultra Magnus: Don't you get smart with me!
Marv says:
After the One Ring of Power had been destroyed on (Middle)Earth, the One Computer of Power surfaced on Cybertron. The message in fiery letters you got when you put it in a fire was very different from the one on the Ring though...
Marv says:
After the One Ring of Power had been destroyed on (Middle)Earth, the One Computer of Power surfaced on Cybertron. The message in fiery letters you got when you put it in a fire was very different from the Ring though...
Pokejedservo says:
Another one of the many things Autobots have in common with Humans, all-too faulty computers...
Powermaster Jazz says:
Blurr's mom: Don't sit so close to the TV, honey, you'll glitch your optics!
Wolfguard says:
A week later, Blurr is a special guest on Coast to Coast AM to discuss this UFO among his other "alien encounters" with George Noory, soon followed by Starscream`s ghost for a discussion of...tHe PaRaNoRmAl...
1337W422102 says:
Blurr: "AwSlagILostAgain,I'mSoBadAt"MissileCommand"!HeyRodimus,PutDownTheMatrixAndGiveOl'BlurrAQuarter!Eh?JustOneQuarter!WellMaybeTwoOrThree...
GeeILoveThisGame..."
Kup: "This is just like that time on.."
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NemesisHydrus says:
Blurr:"Un-den-tiff-fied um, cra-aft vio-lat-ting cy-ber-tronnn air-spa-ace? Did I do it?"
Kup:"Wow, you're getting better with that Type to Learn stuff."
Jaw Crusher says:
Blurr: "Whatsthatdaniel? Youreflyingintometroplexallbyyourself? Theresnooneelseaboard? Theshipisbeingpummeledbylaserfirefromcyclonusandscourge? (Starts making static noises with his mouth) Uhohuohdanielimlosingyou! (makes more static noises)
Rodim
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Blurr,"Sir we've been jammed! Rasberry too!"
Kup,"Only one man would be bold enough to give me the rasberry.Lonestar......"
Arc the ZAKO says:
Blurr: AH! AH AH! ALEINS ARE ATTACKING! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
XeroSyphon says:
"You..ni...Yani...Unid..dentified...Unidentified
C...c...cr...craff...t...craft
I give up, I wonder if Law and Order is on"
saiyan_prime says:
Ultimately, the repercussions of the Michael Jackson trial were seen even on Cybertron. However, TeleTran 1 had to translate the predicament in terms the Autobots could comprehend.
Masterpiece Prowl says:
Blurr: (VERY fast)RodimusRodimusthebooksyouorderedonAmazon.comhavearrived!
HardHead says:
Due to recent cuts in funding, the Autobot army has since been forced to substitute faster then light vocal transmitions for text messages. In this case, it took Blur two minutes to punch in a message vital to the survival of the entire transformers rate.
Acelister says:
Blurr: "I thought this was a 500 Free hour AOL account!"
Kup: "It is, lad!"
1337W422102 says:
Damn, why'd I have to use Windows???
*The Beast Warrior whose alt-mode is a penguin enters and says "I warned you!" to Blurr*
Road Turtle says:
Blurr, "AaaHh! The screen's violating My space!"
(letter A is on Blurr's helmet)
nojimus says:
Blurr: Magnus I think we have a problem!
Magnus (offscreen): I can't deal with that right now!
Ratbat says:
Radar indicates an unidentified craft heading our way, Rodimus! It may be a Decepticon craft!
nojimus says:
Blurr: heyKupheyKuphaveyoueverseenanythinglikeithuh?huh?huh?
Kup: It reminds me of a screen readout I once saw on Tetryon Alpha 4. The screen was really bouncing that day.
Blurr: yourereallyboringyouknowthathuh?huh?huh?
Kup: Reminds me of a conversatio
