The Ultimate Caption Contest
Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun
192 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Unknown says:
Kid: Excuse me can I have my baseball back
Old Lady: So it was you wh othrew that ball at my flowes Get the $%^& off my lawn or else!!
Kid: AHHHH
*SOMETIME LATER THIS LADY'S PICTURE APPERED ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED*
Tiedye says:
(Old Lady is working in her garden when some girl scouts come by)
Scouts-"Hello would you like to buy some cookies?"
Lady-"Well of course dear. Just let me reach in my purse and get the money.
(Hours later the the police had discovered t
Autobot bubbs says:
Now, with the power of Megatron at my command, thoes little brats will finally learn to stay off my F#*%@ lawn!
Judynator says:
Mega: Hey ungy old woman! What is it the at gun?
Old Lady: Shut up, Megafool, and hands up, or I fire!
Roadshadow says:
old lady: Hehehehehe...
Rumble: Oh God. I knew I shouldn't have called her an old French whore.
Dragonmaster Eradose says:
Old lady: I've got your leader, Megatron, and I'm not afraid to use him!
Zeedust says:
There was an old lady who lived in a shed,
Bust a cap in your ass and now you are dead!
Don't worry too much, 'cause after this rhyme
She'll be caught by the cops and she'll do some hard time.
Exulted Unicron says:
An innocent grandma tries to beat the rush on getting the latest Galaxy Force toys.
scattershot78 says:
Yeah, I know what you're thinkin'. Did she fire six shots or only five. Well, one more crack about my hair and you're gonna find out, but first you'd better ask yourself a question, "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya, PUNK?
gauthic_angel7680 says:
I've gotta stop smoking crack, i keep seeing giant robots running through my lawn. even worse they keep stealing my cocain. I'm going to have to find a new hidding spot for it all.
scattershot78 says:
Sunny, I told you this water pistol is Megatron's worst nightmare! All you have to do is squirt him in the neck with it and he'll start rusting so bad his head will FALL OFF! HEEE HHeee hHheehe !
tron01 says:
The next time Mary Jane Elizabeth trys to steal my roses, I'll shoot her in the ass in between the eyes!
-Soundwave- says:
I know that talking to your plants helps them to grow, but I hate all that mushy stuff.
"Grow!! Before I blast you to pieces."
skyshadowprimus says:
after he man ended in the early 80s, the sorceress of grayskull took work on any cartoon that would have her....
HookX5 says:
"and den we take dis here waterin' hose and spray dese here posies...."
Poor old granna - repeat viewings of Armada left her with irreparable brain damage. Shortly after this photo she blew her head off while trying to drink from the �
DarkDranzer says:
Little did the warring Transformers know...a far more sinister being was lurking nearby...
Crazy Ol' Lady: Ehehehehehehehehe!! *insane woman cackling*
Dragonoth says:
Lord Zarak (as old woman): "My disguise is perfect! We will now witness the end of the Autobots! SCORPONOK, ARISE!" *thinking* (I'm glad I didn't have to practice cheerleading with the other Headmasters. Although, my body might look be
GL135 says:
Though the Pope may be down, his Army of God nun Comando's are still holding their ground in the war against porn!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Doesn't this look like one of those walk through police friend or foe gun training scenario's?
TheRoMan says:
It was nearly the end of 1984. Things were great at Hasbro, they had a hit cartoon line in the Transformers. Then, some TV exec. had a bright idea. "What if we made the ulimate family show....we combine Little House on the Prairie with the Transforme
Missinginaction says:
This'll teach them stupid kids not to kick footballs into my garden!!
Binaltech Bombshell says:
A gun wielding Bea Arthur terrorizes the set of "The Golden Girls Reunion."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Mrs.Doubtfire 2:Fight fire with fire
"Hellllloooooooo children don't sell that crack in my neighborhood."
Binaltech Bombshell says:
After years of abuse about her pointy skull, Granny Conehead decided to get even.
Binaltech Bombshell says:
An early character model for Konami's "Rumble Roses" sequel, "Tusslin' Tulips."
Loring_AFB says:
Norman Bates makes a cameo appearance in the new Transformers movie, slated for the summer of 2006.
Norman: Mother, Arcee is a good lady for me.
Mother: No she is not! Kill her! Kill her now!
Or do you want me to do it?
Norman: No, Mother! I
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
To help reduce speeding the city of South Amboy started supplying granny with a radar gun.
She'd toil in her garden daily,clock speeders,and radio ahead to a unit lying in wait.
Sneaky,damn sneaky.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Old Lady,"DON'T RUN PAT LEE! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! WE'LL FIND YOU NO CORNER OF THE EARTH IS SAFE! YOU'LL PAY IN BLOOD LEE YOU HEAR ME!!!!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Not one guard at the Rahway Prison wanted to do a cavity search on old lady Grimsby,but they paid with there lives when she produced a weapon!
Rahway Prison Policy was revised after this incident.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
BEHOLD:The all new ROBOT MASTER!
When Donnie retired Granny took up the family embarrassment.
siekone says:
And in todays news! an elderely woman wearing half of wolverines mask waved a decepticon gun in the air pronouncing that she had that not so fresh feeling.
ninjabot says:
What do you mean this is your leader, I bought this at the pawn shop down the street.
Carlos_Oliviera_U.B.C.S. says:
"Damn baby! I told her I didn't want to babysit! This'll shut it up!"
thexfile says:
and you al thought us dutch foke were sutch nice foaks.... ;-) think again nextime you see an old lady withe some tulips.... ;-)
Nagi says:
old crone: "Damn them Decepticreeps, this'll teach them to disturb my siesta!"
Megatron: "Decepticons, retreat!!!"
Jetfighter Prime says:
it was a beutiful day when the forrest sounded with gunfire and if you got closer you could see the Autobots and decepticons running for their lifes because of one old lady shooting after them with flowers and bullets
-Ry- says:
The autobots last battle ended in their demise as the ultimate teamup between black Megatron and an old lady, decimated there forces and destroyed the matrix.
not even Primus himself could stop the horrible onslaught of a feeble women's punches a
Arc the ZAKO says:
*The Aramda Autobots come out of the Spacebridge, Optimus lands on the lady's flowers and transformers*
Optimus: Alright Autobots, lets look for that Mini-con!
Old lady: You...stepped on my flowers...urge to kill...rising...urge to kill...rising
star_sabre86 says:
This year grandma thought ahead. No reindeer will be hitting her this time.
Octocon says:
Spike: "Oh no! now old lady's have target masters too!!!"
Brainstorn:"those Codgers swipping my idea, Ill sue!!
Octocon says:
Megatron: "Pleeease let me go! I'll be good I'll be good"
Old Lady:"oh no no i have the power and im never going to let off of you"
(megatron is either the gun badly drawn or out of shot doin farm work in energon chains
Binaltech Bombshell says:
"Next one of you to call me 'The Roaming Gnome' gets a cap in the ass!"
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Visiting Grandma became less fun during her "Russian Roulette" phase.
Miken Ayers says:
One bold paparazzi narrowly escapes with his life, and this snapshot to get a pic of the allegedly still living Larry Fine working in his garden at this secluded Pennsylvania garden.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Last year, grandma got run over by a reindeer. This year, grandma's planning on putting antlers over her fireplace.
Masterpiece Prowl says:
Old Woman: THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO DEMOLISH MY GARDEN YOU STUPID DECEPTICONS!
Megatron: HOLY SLAG! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT AN OLD LADY WITH A GUN MEANS CERTAIN DEATH!
Other Decepticons: (Screaming)
JazZeke says:
A screen capture from the 2047 movie, "Miss Congeniality 16: Retired but Still Kicking."
trailbreaker says:
Hillary Clinton begins her 2008 bid for the White House in dramatic fashion....
DeltaSeeker says:
Lady: "I wassss oncccce a man! Hsss..."
Megatron: "Well, that explains a few things..."
Marv says:
And to think that the Decepticons really thought that conquering Amsterdam would be easy...
Marv says:
Megatron's holiday photo's: posing with a local in the pittoresque Dutch town of Volendam.
Jetplague says:
The old Dutch woman shows young Daniel the size of her piece...naturally Danny is disappointed and moves on the the next red light district.
lockepsb says:
You touch my tulips and I'll have to bust a cap in yo robot aff...terburners.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
When Dorothy returned to Munchkinland she found it less friendly this time around.
Kryptoniteking says:
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at yer side! Wait... where have I heard that?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
For years both Doris and Margaret had both entered the local tulip pagent,and every year Margaret had won,and gleefully boasted to Doris,"Well dearie,don't be hard on yourself,I simply must have a knack for this sorta thing."
This year D
RodimusPrime msralph says:
This cordless hair dryer is great, now I don't
have to move to florida to feel the warm summer
breeze.
omega magnes supreme says:
now how does this darn thing plant seeds again. and where do you put them. bzzzaat! oops, sorry optimus I hope you dont have any trouble sitting down. HEHEHE>
Halo says:
Alrighty now, stay away from my tulips and chickens, and no one will get hurt.
ninjabot says:
Allrigt, you constructicons better have that green house built by sun down, or else you won't have to worry about aircondictioning any longer.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"What was that crack about my wooden shoes? What? Huh? Yeah I thought so.Damn tourists."
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Sadly, in spite of her sterling record, Granny Gumpkins was disqualified from the Laser Tag championship tournament for hiding her sensor in her flower bed.
Atlanticus Prime says:
Old lady: "I was once a Cobra agent. Whoever said that I can't be a Targetmaster never noticed my purple outfit. Decepticons love purple."
Atlanticus Prime says:
Old lady:"I love to show off the Megatron I got from the Dreamwave yard sale."
Drewstorm says:
Old Lady: "Generation one Megatron is Mine!! All Mine!!!! *Cackle*. If you want him, come and get it!"
Thanatos Prime says:
Jazz and Ironhide are out on patrol...
Jazz "Look a human planting flowers."
Ironhide "Is it male or female?"
Jazz "I usually go by the tone of their voice, let's find out. Excuse me, human?"
Old Lady "W
Thanatos Prime says:
Skywarp "hey look at the puny old lady planting flowers, let's smash em' for fun."
Thundercracker "That ain't a bad idea, Skywarp."
Old woman, in a strangly masculine voice "Hey, you stay away from these. I ai
darkwind25 says:
The Swiss Miss girl, after hitting rock bottom, resorts to violence, vowing to never give away the secrets of the Swiss Miss chocolate formula.
Cybertron's Last Hope says:
All the lady is trying to do is grow her goddamn flower and she'll be damn if they are destroyed by Rhinox, who'd probably eat them.
Aernaroth says:
The dutch worked long and hard to grow the best tulips in the world, and they're holding onto that title by any means neccessary.
Redemption X says:
Get away from me roses! I'm not giving back that transformation cog thingee... it makes my little ones grow so nicely... you'll have to kill me for your precious COG!
Jaw Crusher says:
Here you see a snippet from the 'lost G.I. JOE crossover episode' of the post-movie Transformers cartoon. In this scene, Marissa Faireborne's mother proves she still knows the dreadful hiss of Snake's voice when she hears it.
konrad25 says:
its not a penis! its a gun, so no .. i aint glad to see you... now get off my land
1337W422102 says:
The news of Dreamwave's demise finally hits Holland, and boy are they pissed.
1337W422102 says:
"Hey, how come you guys have cool Earth car alt-modes? Why do I have to be an old lady?"
"Hey, at least Hasbro didn't trim your horns!"
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
Ladies & gentlemen, I give you Megatron's robot mode for the TF movie.
JazZeke says:
Hasbro could not understand why they had not sold one toy of their latest Pretender toy, Grannynator.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
In real life Marissa Fairborne looked very differant without make-up on.
Zeedust says:
Old hag: "Not laughing at the smurf hat NOW, are ya chuckles? That's right, go bleed on someone else's lawn, ya punk!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Keep white washing that picket fence Becky Thatcher,or I'll blow your frigg'n head clear across the Mississippi."
Toonami says:
If one more of you punks steal my flowers it'll be the last thing you do.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Ol Mutha H's Gat's for tot's drive was a huge hit in the urban area's of California.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"I know what your thinking did she fire five shots or six.The question you've gotta ask youself is do you feel lucky.Well do you,punk?"
/v\egatron says:
"I swear, on more person mistakes me for a woman, they will be done for! I am Cobra Comander! So what if I like to dress metrosexual?"
Road Turtle says:
Watch out, Grandma's sport'n her colors again!
Last week she gang tagged the retirement home and jacked some old guy's walker!
Aeros says:
Next Mo-Fo to make a crack about my Hizat is gonna get a cap in his ass, Get Me?
xxaMaxx says:
This is the last time I'm gonna tell you: No, I am not Krusty the Clown disguising himself as an old woman!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Old Lady,"Excuse me. Mr Han Solo you forgot your laser gun!!!"
Han Solo,"Thanks mom!"
Ransom says:
Random person: What's your secret to growing such beautiful crimson flowers?
Elderly woman: It takes a special crimson liquid...*pulls out gun*
Kevinus Prime says:
"I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and it wil
doodoobrova says:
Where is Larry from the Three Stooges now? Reppin' Crip Locs off Watts in Compton. He still tends to his prize garden.
Unknown says:
"Wreck my flowers with a Supersoaker 500, would you? Well, eat this, you little bastiches!!!"
King Slick says:
Old Lady-"You hulagens best stay away from my panseys!"
Demolisher-"Who you calling pansey?"
Cyclonus-"Not me...I am too cowardly to be a pansey."
Thanatos Prime says:
...and then when I got home, I saw my husband with that woman I saw him looking at and I says "Hey! you keep off my man!" and I shot her then I turned to my husband and I says "You keep your paws off other women or you're next, yah hea
Bed Bugs says:
Woman: Help! This bag has swallowed my hand and I can't get it out. *Tosses gun to her* Thanks! This outta do it...
Bed Bugs says:
Woman: Roses are red, violets are blue, you best run away, before I shoot you!
Immediately, Wheelie was not only impressed, but afraid aswell.
Bed Bugs says:
Woman: I better make room in my purse for the reward, I just found Osama...
Bed Bugs says:
Woman: That's not all! I still have Soundwave and Reflector in my purse!
Bed Bugs says:
Woman: So this gun isn't big enough you say?! Just wait until I pull the other one out of my bag...
Tusko says:
I am Megatron!
I love to garden!
This woman is my pawn and minion! We garden together!
The fertilizer is hell on my finish and crab grass will be eliminated!
So say MEGATRON, gardener!
Thanatos Prime says:
I was wondering where I put that. Oh well, it will look splendid next to these roses.
