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Wolfman Jake says:
I don't always drink energon, but when I do, I...*sparks*...CRUSH THE AUTOBOTS!
BG the Robit says:
Cyclonus: Galvatron, how many glasses of that have you had in the past hour?
Galvatron (voice slurred): Only 57... *collapses*
BG the Robit says:
Galvatron: Hey, bruh, ready to get drunk tonight?
Megatron: sure...
1 hour later... *collapsed on the floor*
TF Cagle says:
Galvatron: I just got news I'm in the new movie. Tonight we celebrate.
Megatron: I wouldn't if I were you.
Judas_Warlord says:
Galvatron: Drink up before our great battle, Decepticons...for tonight...WE DINE IN HELL!!!!!!
OptometristPrime says:
THE MOST MENACING BEING ALIVE: "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink explosive energy."
Taiya001 says:
Galvatron: I would like to toast all those people who made me who i am today.
Unicron: WHAT PEOPLE IT WAS JUST ME.
Galvatron: No i am talking to the fans.
Unicron: what on cybertron is a fan?
Galvatron: See those people watching the tv? that is a fan
ACStarscream says:
Successful efforts by the Decepticons to get Galvatron to take his medication regularly were fraught with problems of their own...
Trailblazer_is_Sakura says:
Ah pink lemonade...the perfect substitute for energon. (It reminded me of Diamond from Sailor Moon)
Zeedust says:
"Some see this glass as half full, others as half-empty. Me? I dunno... But it was all the way full and none of the way empty when I got up a minute ago. One of you is about to have a very bad day."
DarkDranzer says:
Cyclonus *whispering on the phone*: Hello...this is another one of "Galvatron's Mood Spasms..." when can I have an appointement arranged for the Torqulon therapist? Tommorow will be great...thanks...bye.
Galvatron *drunk*: CYCLONUSH!? I
ShYnE says:
Galvatron: If you think Red Bull gives you wings, you should try this stuff.
Masterpiece Prowl says:
Random Decepticon: Yo, Galvatron, another Energon brandy.
Galvatron: Gentlemen, to evil.
(Simpsons Reference)
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: "Lord Galvatron, this is going to be your twentieth glass! Are you sure it's strategically sound to geth this drunk?"
Galvatron: "Nonsense! I'm as sober as stainless steel!" *Tries to get up and falls on his
Marv says:
For some weird reason, I can hear Joe Dolce's "Shadap you face" play in the background of this scene...
Kal-Seth says:
Galvatron, the crazed decepticon leader is the only bot in the universe apart from megatron who could drink his kool-aid frm a wine glass and look cool while still having a funny head crown thing and the shoulder things too
Zeedust says:
Cyclonus: "Lord Galvatron, your wine is glowing..."
Galvatron: "Chernobyl vineyards, 1984. A very good year."
Kal-Seth says:
Galvatron: A Toast To Transformers Armada!
Cyclonus: Sound Wave Call The " Happy Hotel"
Tell the we have a new guest.
Sound Wave: Affrimitive Cyclonus
Notice how no one else is TOASTING!
Zeedust says:
Galvatron: "Id' like to propose a toast..."
Inferno( BW, Offscreen): "Foolish relic! Why merely TOAST... When you can BBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!" *Inferno starts sertting eveything abl
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: And now, a toast for us, the victors of the Great War!
Cyclonus: I knew he was a nutcase, but I wasn't aware that it would get this worse.
Shadowcon says:
Galvatron: I'm ready to take over the Republican party. (I KNEW IT!) A fine "mahoek" to you all. *Simpsons Matt Groening
DKusanagi says:
That's why I always have a glass of Cybertron's favorite drink....Heineken..
Starscream: When is heineken purple...
Dirge: I Think He drunk a little too much energon..
Anonymous says:
I look so suave right now. I hope I don't overdo it. (Hours later, laying in a pile of his own vomit) Cyclonus: Shameless bastard drunk! And I have to clean up this time.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: And that's it for today folks. Join me next time as I sample some energon from the southern region of Cybertron. Cyclonus (off-camera): and witness how he'll get slag-drunk in the process.
Rhys says:
As the Decepticons are broke, Galvatron had to make a deposit at the sperm bank so they could afford a new door for Trypticon.
Anonymous says:
Galvitron: I'll poison with this energon into sleeping death for the autobots and I'll wil rule the galaxy, but wait drink the poison energon into sleeping death to broke the spell will give a true love kiss
Zu Darkness says:
For the last time Galatron your not in the F------g milk commerical for quit smiling
Anonymous says:
*sip swirl swirl* hmmm. fine vintage, i'd say...*sip* 1957 *sip* cainbridge estate chiraz...
Anonymous says:
oh cyclonus you knew i had bukkae fetish. I love when you shoot your wad in a wine glass so i can taste it! ewwww! its a bit bitter!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Omega Supreme says:
Galvatron: Alright all we need now are some Decepticon females and we can really get this party going!! *grins and raises his glass*
Anonymous says:
thats right. Jay-z couldnt live this life if he got to be 100 years old.
dino says:
Galvatron: well done Soundwave you and the other tape are a great way to get music. All ya this is my song Kill the Autobot
Manchester Devil says:
Galvatron: Well done Rumble and Frenzy for compelling...evindence against Megaman X.
Frenzy: Yeah, let's watch it again!
Con's: YAY!
*5 hours later*
Rampage: Dude! They were listening to Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, Fear Factory, Iron M
Manchester Devil says:
Galvatron:Well done Soundwave! Now we can expose Zero to the authorites!
Soundwave: I better make another copy everyone.
Anonymous says:
Nightpaw (whisper): I hope he knows that Starscream peed in his drink. Angel: *snicker*
Rodimus Major says:
is it imposible to get a cup of energon flavored energon anymore in this country
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Now what ish diz ssssssshhhhhheeeeeettttt? U calz it wiine? Goddamn I gotta have more!! I do not have an allkohol prablem!
Anonymous says:
This glass of "Decepticon Daterape" should put RC in stasis long enough for me to...
Anonymous says:
The best part of waking up, some energon-whisky fortified Foldgex in your cup!
Anonymous says:
As Galvatrons lips began to curl into a smile, his troops slowly backed away. By this point, it had become common knowledge within the Decepticon ranks that, after three or four drinks, even someone as ugly as Kup began to look like a good prospect to the
Anonymous says:
As Galvatrons lips began to curl into a smile, his troops slowly backed away. By this point, it had become common knowledge among the Decepticon ranks that, after three or four drinks, even someone as ugly as Kup began to look like a good prospect to thei
Heather Prime says:
galvatron laugh evil get for me ...... ugh ... ia m autobot heather...... galvation say sorry for me try drink glass energon drink!!!! GALVATRON YAYAY GO GO HEATHER!!!! HAAHA EVIL AT ME
Anonymous says:
GV: "Nothing better than to have a good glass of Energon and watch the TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE"
Anonymous says:
Here is to a future ass-kicking of Rodimus Prime and all of the Autobots!!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Why yes Soundwave, I AM drinking a martini: Shakened, Not stirred.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:(holding the glass filled with a drink)Energizo 60vorns, the choice of every transformers!
Anonymous says:
"Bring the human boy to me. A nice cool drink of molten metal should silence his pathetic whining!"
Anonymous says:
I am one of the actors in LEATHAL WEAPON 4!!!
What i am holding is the leathal weapon!
Galvatron Z says:
"To beer: Cause of, and solution too, all of life's problems!"
Anonymous says:
galvatron:HEY GUYSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!! I WANNA SAY THAT TONIGHT
ALL OF YOU CAN GO!
Cycclonus: are you serious master? Youre drunk
Galvatron: DONT START CRITISISING ME!!!! GO NOW OR ALL OF YOU WILL DIE!!!!
All the other decepticons starts leaving the build
Anonymous says:
No, Cyclonus. It may LOOK like Energon. That's just for coloring. It's actually puréed bin Laden...
Anonymous says:
When i'm not too busy killing autobots and planning to take over the universe, there is nothing i like better than relaxing besides roasting humans and enjoying the best drink this side of the galaxy. 'Dom energon' the drink of
Anonymous says:
I'll eat your liver with some faaaaaaaaavaaaa beans and THIS nice cianti..
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: "It's stuff like this that sent me to Webworld."
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: It's Dynasty Shots...Every time someone on Dynasty gets slapped, ya take a drink!
(*On TV, the ex wife slaps the current wife right across the face*)
Galvie: *drinks* Oh yeah...!
Silverwolf says:
*hic* Tha Hot roooood *hic* is sooooooo gonna *hic* get his this tim *hic* ........ God I'm drunk ....... *hic*
Super Prime says:
Galvatron: Scourge are sure this energon alcoholic drink is safe. Scourge (offscreen):........Yes.
Scourge walks to Cyclonus. Scourge (offscreen): Hey Cyclonus after he gets drunk and passes out, Iam going to throw him into space towards the sun and then
Super Prime says:
Galvatron: Scourge are this energon alcoholic drink is safe. Scourge (offscreen):........Yes.
Scourge walks to Cyclonus. Scourge (offscreen): Hey Cyclonus after he gets drunk and passes out, Iam going to throw him into space towards the sun and then I wi
Dynamus Prime says:
Everyone thought it was a plasma bath that made Galvatron bonkers, but in reality he was just an Energonaholic!
Stelartron says:
GALVATRON: I would like to propose a toast...on accounta I heard somehwere that Ramjet likes it. :)
Bumblebee says:
Ah viagra now i can get it up.spike get over here and and give me a hug and a fµ©k
Anonymous says:
GALVATRON:Call me Dracula. I'm drinking Optimus Prime's blood.
Kamui says:
Call it what you wanna call it
I'm a fµ©kin Alkaholik
Bring it if you really want it
Ain't gotta put no extras on it!...
Anonymous says:
Galvatron takes up drinking energon from a wine glass, thinking it makes him look suave and sophisticated. Offscreen, Cyclonus proceeds to look up Webworld's number...
Anonymous says:
The fools they will never guess that I made this from my own waste disposole unit.
Anonymous says:
Scerge:.. Galvatron i thought were hypoglycemic and couldn't drink beer or wine?? Galvatron: i use to be an English professor during the early days of cyberton, what do you expect!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:"I've sauteed Prime's power module,and
we're having it with fava beans and this
nice Energon kiante!!!"
(Decepticons recoil in disgust at the WORST Hannibal
Lecter impression they've eve
Anonymous says:
okay Scourge, we just give Scorponok this glass of roofie laced energon and 30 minutes later his big as sis ours for the poking!!!
Anonymous says:
its half empty! not half full! We must fill it before the leprechauns get me!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron thinks: Maybe if I give that cute femm Arcee a glass or two of energon... Maybe I can get some hot interfacing action ;-)