The Ultimate Caption Contest
Grimlocks little secret
206 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Lboogie609 says:
"Me Grimlock say: Junkion breath smell like 'Old, rusted Optimus Prime mouth cups!'"
Unknown says:
"i play with my boats in the toilet"
KIDS PASS AROUND MORE THAN SECRETS......
Ironman21 says:
Me sorry to tell tiny bot this but tiny bot smell horrible what tiny bot no take bath
Swerve says:
Grimlock: Where did friend go? Me Grimlock hate Jurassic Park! Ever since movie tell people not move and Tyrannosaurus not see them anymore, Grimlock lose all friends!
hot rod 907 says:
grimlock: me grimlock think you are sexy!
junkion: BREAKING NEWS! I'm a dude!
grimlock: me grimlock knew that!
Tiedye says:
(Grimlock)Me can not find bathroom. Little red robot take Grimlock to bathroom.
(Robot)-Who do I look like your mother?!
(Grimlock)- Fine me go right here.(GRUNTING)
(Robot)- Ewww!! Now thats one big pile of SLAG!
Backspace says:
Grimlock: Me have big body, but have little secret.
WreckGar: Shoot...
Grimlock: You want Grimlock blast you?
WreckGar: No, not that..!!!! Straight to the point..!!!
Grimlock: Ohh.. Me no like me self now always robot mode. Even transform into dino
darth_paul says:
Wreck-Gar: For the last time, it was not a kiss.
Grimlock: Well, whatever it was, it was disgusting. If you had taken me back like I told you to, we would have been spared your little "kiss of life".
punycron says:
I just, you know, have always had intimacy issues. I guess it dates back to when I was a kid and... Ahem. I mean... Me eat you now!
Dclone Soundwave says:
"Me Grimlock want to be smart again. You Junkion fix Grimlock's brain!"
"Film at eleven!"
"Me Grimlock think you need new brain."
Roadshadow says:
Wreck Gar: Uhh...I guess this a really bad time to tell you that I used your tail as a mailbox last week.
Grimlcok: Now me know why I get Playboy magazines in Grimlcok's tail!
The_Fortress_Maximus says:
Wreck-Gar: Don't act like you've never seen one this big before
snavej says:
Grimlock: This slow, tantric sex no good. Me feel nothing, except stiff neck. Perhaps me developing mecharabies or something. Me want money back!
Wreck-Gar: You won't feel anything until the 90-day mark. I told you to be patient!
Road Turtle says:
Grimlock, "We be here for Months! Me Grimlock sick of looking at you! You die! You die Now!"
Junkion, "But sir! It's not my - it's not my fau-*" (CrUnCh!)
snavej says:
Wreck-Gar: Welcome everyone to 'The Junkion Show'. I'm your host, Wreck-Gar! With me tonight is famous metal muncher and Dinobot leader Grimlock. [Canned applause.] Tell me, Grimlock, why are you so popular? People love you.
Grimloc
Vampire Hunter says:
Grimlock: pisst...PISSSSSSSSSSST!!!!
Wreckgar: WHAT!!
Grimlock: Me thinks that this caption is going to be on here for a while...
Wreckgar:....no....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
preacher says:
Grimlock: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, not around my eyes, look into my eyes.
I am Grimlock and I am stupid yes? Remember I am supid and...wake up!
Wreckgar: Huh?
Grimlock: Me Grimlock smaaaaart!
Wreckgar: Join Mensa today and increase brain
Grenade Face says:
GRIMLOCK: YOU FRIEND TO GRIMLOCK!....YOU NO NEED TO CRY!....GIVE GRIMLOCK A HUG!
WRECK-GAR:GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
snavej says:
Wreck-Gar: Big Bird! I never thought I'd see you in person!
Grimlock (playing along): Yes, I am Big Bird, but can you see my invisible elephant friend, Mr. Snuffleupagus?
Wreck-Gar: Haven't seen that episode yet.
Junkion 1 (whispers, o
Voyager Prime says:
Grimlock: Me Grimlock not mean to eat him! He tastes like chicken!
Wreck-Gar: So the mystery of "where's whiny little boy Daniel" has been solved. Tune in next week, folks, for... (gets eaten by Grimlock)
Grimlock: Rodimus! Me Grimloc
Wreck-Tal Blast says:
Grimlock: Cybertron is destroyed and no one is left... However, I have great news! I just saved 30% on my car insurance...
snavej says:
Wreck-Gar cast a spell and, years later, Grimlock did indeed turn into a Ford Mustang. He was royally urinisated.
snavej says:
Wreck-Gar: No, it's OK, I don't need a blow job. I can detach my head and blow myself!
Grimlock [thinks]: Me not going to offer. Why he assume I offer? Head hurts. Perhaps Grimlock feel better kicking big butt across galaxy!
snavej says:
Wreck-Gar: I just heard that some archaeologists on Earth have found a Jurassic beaver. Interested?
Grimlock: You wrong on so many levels.
Road Turtle says:
Grimlock, "What?! You still here?! How long photo here! Nevermind! Me angry! Me eat you now!"
SilentBlaster says:
Grimlock:So thats what happens?
Wreck gar:Aha.
Grimlock:OH MY errr.... I mean OH YOUR GOD!!!
snavej says:
Wreck-Gar: Arcee just rode me. She has thighs of steel! My sides will be aching for a month.
Grimlock: Ha ha haaa! Hey, why you no talk TV now?
Wreck-Gar: It's just an act for the tourists. Don't tell anyone.
snavej says:
Grimlock: Me Grimlock household favourite; housewives' choice. You jive-talking weirdo.
Wreck-Gar: Flattery will get you nowhere, my friend.
hellveticon_06 says:
WRECK-GAR: *shhhh* dont move...t-rex hunt by
movement...
GRIMLOCK: me grimlock, no jurassic park-
reject! me will crush you!!!
WRECK-GAR: WHAT?! YOU CAN TALK?!
Blaster_6267 says:
Wreck-Gar: your good at this red light, green light game. You've been in that pose for about 3 weeks now.
snavej says:
Wreck-Gar: Today we are doing a special offer on brain augment chips.
Grimlock: What you implying? Me not stupid, just need time to think. You better not push your luck, bike boy!
Orin says:
Wreck-Gar: He can't see me if i just don't move...where's Jeff Goldblum when you need him...
snavej says:
Grimlock: Me Grimlock not comic relief, me king!
Wreck-Gar: Aye aye, captain!
Grimlock: No one mock Grimlock's optical condition and live! [Scene deleted - well above PG-13.]
snavej says:
Wreck-Gar: I've always wanted to meet the Loch Ness monster!
Grimlock: We finish film sooner if you stop insulting me.
Wreck-Gar: True, true. By the way, my very funny play, Spamalot, will soon appear in the Palace Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue,
snavej says:
Grimlock: Me eaten so many Sharkticons, me done huge log on floor. Me sorry.
Wreck-Gar: Fret not, sweet prince - on this planet, that can only improve things! (Sniffs) Boy, thata da spicy meatball! Ay caramba, una gato malodoro!
Archanubis says:
Me, Grimlock say it's been three weeks now. When me get out of pose? Grimlock's back starting to cramp!
snavej says:
Grimlock (thinks): Me must get new agent. Me not know about kissing scene until last minute. Me not happy about it. Maybe me ad lib a little about being a king. Yeah, sound good!
tammysean2006 says:
I'll give you 2 candie bars and a coke, we'll keep it our little secret no one will ever know trust me.
snavej says:
Grimlock: Don't tell anyone but me and the Dinobots are auditioning for starring roles in the new Brady Bunch movie!
Wreck-Gar: Oh, too exciting! Too exciting! Tell me more! Tell me everything! I'm overheating; I think I'm going to f
snavej says:
With Grimlock's blasting bad breath, Wreck-Gar was very glad that he had installed those heavy-duty nose filters just last week.
Road Turtle says:
Junkion, "...and the bartender said to the bear , 'But that's a Barbiturate!' Get it? A Barbiturate!"
Grimlock, "NO! Joke Stupid! You Die! You Die NOW!"
Unknown says:
WRECK-GAR: If you don't move, he can't see you.
(Quote from Jurassic Park II)
dmprime27 says:
wreck-gar:greetings friend,do you have a minute to talk about the Lord?
Grimlock:If you no leave now you see him sooner!
shadow minicon says:
Grimlock: Time for hug!!
Junkion: Tick tock the clock says that allready?
snavej says:
Grimlock: How much energon you give me for body of old leader Optimus Prime? It stowed in shuttle over there.
Junkion: We like a good fixer-upper! 10,000 energon cubes is our generous offer!
snavej says:
Junkion: We can go to this meeting. We can get through it successfully. Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're normal.
Grimlock: You just quoting from Simpsons again.
Junkion: Naturadiddly!
Grimlock: Me hate Flanders! [Bites Junkion in h
RexTalon says:
I really don't know what you're worried about, Grimlock. Plenty of Autobots have this problem. Last time I had it, it was THIS BIG before it finally started going away on it's own.
snavej says:
Only Junkion dentists could maintain Grimlock's teeth. They were the alone in being able to repair themselves after the vicious appointments.
ninjabot says:
Grimlock: Talk that trash now punk!!!!
Wreck-Gar(Sweating oil and shaking): I didn't say anythin I swear!!!
Grimlock: You aint no TransFormer, you a Go-Bot!!!!
snavej says:
Junkion: Why no tattifilarious comments for this box?
Grimlock: Me and Dinobots just ate all the caption writers! Not very nice taste. Too much brown sauce.
Junkion: Partner, that wasn't brown sauce!
snavej says:
Grimlock: Have you got cream for me? Last battle aggravated them badly.
Junkion: All rightily can do, but first ensure removal of low-hanging Sharkticons on the affected area. Max Power!
Grimlock: Me know Max Power - he live in Springfield and he
grimlock2000 says:
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PrimulArchangel says:
Grimlock " sniff sniff.....UGHHHHHHH!!! Me Grimlock say this is a good place for a stickup.."
Wreck-gar: i just took a shower last may.
snavej says:
Junkion: Can I have your autograph please, sir?
Grimlock: Little T. Rex arms too weak for that.
Junkion: Perhaps if you transformed?
Grimlock: Big robot arms too strong to sign autograph. Me would destroy autograph book and pen.
Junkion: Sigh
snavej says:
No one could have imagined that, one day, a dinosaur would fall in love with a motorbike on a trash world.
KingJahnx says:
Hey it's only gas! everyone does it. What? you can't smell it you don't have a nose...
Kevinus Prime says:
"Dammit Grimlock, its One-two-three, One-two-three...we'll never win 'Dancing with Celebrities' this way!"
snavej says:
Junkion: Hey Mister Funny Face, I've lost my teddy bear. Can you help me find him?
Grimlock: Me Grimlock not lost-and-found service, me Grimlock just been promoted to Emperor!
Kup (out of shot): Look, a teddy bear! We can cook it and eat it!
snavej says:
Grimlock: So you took Snarl apart for scrap metal when he came here on holiday last week? No wonder he not with us to fight Decepticons!
Junkion: Your friend right as rain by finale: honest injun! He will join you after the break at the big No Unicro
Road Turtle says:
Grimlock, "You motorcycle! Me want ride you! Me want ride you now!"
Junkion, "But sir, you're much too big! I'm only...No! let go! Ow! You're hurting me! THAT dosen't go There! Aaaggh!"
SKerRRUNCH!
Grimlock,
Road Turtle says:
Grimlock, "WHAT! Jessica and Nick split up?! NO, tell me not true! Not true! Noooooo!"
transformer_3008 says:
ME GRIMLOCK say you smill like butt!
Junkion- I fell in the toylet thats why my head is blue on top.
Me GRIMLOCK say you have tidy boul breath!
Kamakaze Thrower says:
A wild Grimlock will often fool it's prey into submission with it's gay-ish beast mode. Then it tears it's prey apart with it's massive enegon weapons in robot mode!
snavej says:
Junkion: Grandma, what big eyes you have!
Grimlock: Me ignore insult and say 'All the better to eat you with'.
Junkion: Do you have to practice to be that stupid?
Grimlock eats him. 24 hours later, he emerges from Grimlock's back
grimlock2000 says:
Grimlock: Do you come with ravioli?
Wreck-Gar: Try Chef-Boy-R-Dee, "boy that stuff is good. Uh...it's that way!"
Death-Ray Charles says:
dude...can i borrow a nickle,,,im tryin to make it through med school
Descybner says:
Wreck-gar: I talk tv and eat energon!
Grimm: Me don't like talk, me eat tv ánd energon!
Thanatos Prime says:
Wreck-gar: Hey Mr. Sword Extension
Grimlock: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!?
dabattousai says:
Grimlock: Just between you and me, I only act dumb so I get the easy jobs like kicking ass and don't have to worry about computers...
(Autobot starts walking over)
Grimlock: ahem....Me Grimlock think this place is cool.
New Omen says:
Me Grimlock say you bad palm reader, me Grimlock always bash brains as dino, ill never be car, and who is this Ford Mustang you mentioned?
snavej says:
Junkion: Howdy, partner. Welcome to the Superific Junkion Intimate Problem Zone. Patent pending. How may we do you for?
Grimlock (looking around shiftily): You better sit down; this take a while.
snavej says:
Grimlock: Are you one responsible for caption competition?
Junkion: Negatory.
Grimlock: You tell me if you see him. He let many people say bad things about Transformers and their friends. Me Grimlock want to bite his ass!
Jaw Crusher says:
"What you mean 'Optimus send Dinobots here 'cuz nobody like characters who talk funny'??? Yoda talk backwards for 900 years and everybody love HIM!"
Zeedust says:
For them,"Dare To Be Stupid" was more than just a song...
It was a way of life.
Demonic Femme says:
Grimlock, "What you talking 'bout? Me, Grimlock don't have astro-rust in teeth!
Marv says:
Get offa me!!! Aren't people making enough jokes about homosexuals on this contest as it is?!!!
Zeedust says:
Grimlock: "when me Grimoock lead Autobots, me Grimlock send ramapnt hordes of maintenence bots to you Junkion's planet.
Anonymous says:
"Dare to be stupid" or "Dare to explore your sexuality?" You decide.
Anonymous says:
Wreck-Gar closes his eyes, and after several seconds, looks up only to see Grimlock and say... "Sh*t, he's still there..."
Zeedust says:
Wreck-Gar holds REAL still because T-Rex can only see you if you move. Grimlock never saw Jurassic Park, and eats Wreck-Gar anyways.
Anonymous says:
Backstage on TF:TM
ERIC IDEL: Me an' the lads are makin' a new Python movie? 'The age of the Dinosaurs'. D'ya want the lead dinosaur role?
GRIMLOCK: No way, me Grimlock gonna be next leader. Roddimus Prime
Rhys says:
Ever wondered why none of the Junkions turned up in 'The Rebirth'.
GRIMLOCK: Tastes like Chicken.
Anonymous says:
I like that one but you doing all wroung it's supposed to say like this " blak me Grimlock not kisser me Grimlock king" Dork. Good Luck
Anonymous says:
are you talkn to me,are you talkn to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me Grimlock says:
Let Me Grimlock get this straight. Why you sound like guy in Monty Python?
Anonymous says:
Grimlock-"You know about that Micheal Jackson special on Fox that "said" it had all the exclusive info that the ABC special didn't air? Well that wasn't all of it, I was at the interview. I somewhat of a M.J. r
Anonymous says:
Junkion: Grimlock, I am your father's uncle's nephew's cousin's sister's aunt's best friend's roommate. Grimlock: So what does that make us? Junkion: Absolutely nothing.
Anonymous says:
junkion: let's elope to florida an have babies!
Grimlock: What the hell is wrong with you i am a guy! I like girls how many times must I run that through your big head!?!?!?
dino says:
Grimlock: hey who are you hey you have a tv in your stomach cool I want to watch The new He-Man series
tony says:
"Psst, me Grimlock got secret, me really got I.Q of 500, me just play dumb because me like the money."
Chachi says:
"Me Grimlock say Junkions give funky Energon... Wohhh... Colorrrs..."
Anonymous says:
ANNOUNCER: Grimlock was speechless when his long time friend, Junkion 142, proposed marrage to him...
Anonymous says:
Junkion:Big hug!
Grimlock:You Junkions also watch Teletubbies?No wonder you talk funny!
Wolverine says:
Junkion: "So how was the date with rc last night?" Grimlock: "Well..lets just say she can give damn good lube jobs...if ya know what i mean!"
Super Prime says:
Grimlock: You say that there is a beast War toy called Grimlock and I am a machine in R.I.D
Anonymous says:
Me Grimlock say, u better speak better before me Grimlock bite your head off!!!!
Dynamus Prime says:
Now that your eyes are dialated, let's see what the problem is.
Anonymous says:
After returning from the Optomitrist, Grimlock found dialated optics didn't help his nearsightedness one bit.
Anonymous says:
...that's it...that's it...nice doggy...good doggy...now give me back my arm...good doggy...
Metroplex says:
BLAH! you say im poorly drawn.. And this coming from a transformer called wrecked car...
Lord Galvatron says:
Wreck-Gar: "My, what big eyes you have."
Grimlock: "The better to see you with, my dear."
