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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Jazz is scared!

Jazz is scared!
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117 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Jazz watches the Saw movies …

Apr 3, 2024

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Jazz is disturbed when he looks in the mirror to see the results of his growing beard

May 25, 2022

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's an organic!

May 25, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Damn that’s creepy...

May 16, 2020

BG the Robit says:

This is why you never look in a mirror in the Animated universe.

Feb 6, 2017

BG the Robit says:

(Okay, I know, somewhere, someone has already posted this, but...) WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

May 10, 2016

BG the Robit says:

OPTIMUS STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 10, 2016

DedicatedGhostArt says:

This is where they got the inspiration for Scream.

Feb 27, 2016

Rainmaker says:

SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 26, 2014

TheWeirdOne12 says:

I have a big mouth, to make BIIIIIG NOISEEEEES!!!!

Oct 26, 2014

KickBack84 says:

I thought Jazz liked rock and roll, not opera

Aug 5, 2014

cusd220 says:

optimus why'd you fart!

Apr 16, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

oh hell noooo

Jan 13, 2013

megatron1322 says:

Jazz upon hearing that the next movie would be directed by M.Night Shamalan

Dec 31, 2012

Swoopscream says:

*Zip*

Sep 10, 2012

EXSkywarp says:

Man, I don't get what those humans see in Paranormal ActiviOH MY GOD WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Sep 6, 2012

Sideswipe619 says:

Michael bay did what to me

Aug 9, 2012

ChemPrime says:

YOU PAID HOW MUCH FOR THAT FIGUREEEE!?!?!?!?!?!

Jul 17, 2012

SentinelA says:

That's all well and good but I don't see how it applies to.....WWWWWhat?

Jun 20, 2012

VioMeTriX says:

OMG Its super taco tuesday at tijuana flats!!!

Jun 16, 2012

Rex Prime says:

WHAT??? I DIE IN BAY'S FIRST TF MOVIE!! SO I WONT APPEAR IN THE OTHER THREE ?!

Jun 12, 2012

peacethroughtyranny says:

Jazz:Michael Jackson is WHAT!!!!

Optimus:yeah.... he's dead

May 28, 2012

wardawnapocolypse says:

" I am NOT TUPAC!!! "

May 8, 2012

orionpax2000 says:

DAAAAMMMMM!

Apr 14, 2012

popo5 says:

The Autobots played jazz music for his birthday by scare. He Jazz-freaked.

Apr 6, 2012

popo5 says:

Optimus just wanted to have a Jazzy laugh.

Apr 6, 2012

Tripredacus says:

We just switched Jazz's regular energon with pickled skunk juice; let's see if he notices the difference.

Apr 5, 2012

NinjaBotJazz says:

This is what I looked like after watching that Ring video tape....

Apr 2, 2012

Optimus Eddie says:

Jazz finally sees why he was not brought back for ROTF and DOTM.

Mar 29, 2012

jazzt1 says:

TCC credit FRAUDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

Mar 29, 2012

trailbreaker says:

BUURRRRRP !!

Mar 27, 2012

Mystic Metal says:

I've had it with these mother-f*#@ing Scraplets on this mother-f*#@ing Ark.

Mar 26, 2012

idolikeTFAsentinel says:

Miley Cyrus is Hannah Montana!!!????

Mar 26, 2012

stevescustoms says:

I can fit the whole thing. Just like I saw in that video.

Mar 26, 2012

Red_Sun says:

WHAT?!! Cyberninja's are not cool anymore?!

Mar 26, 2012

idolikeTFAsentinel says:

The fan-girls are doing WHAT to us!

Mar 26, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

His name is Wheeljack, not "Jackie" !!!

Mar 25, 2012

pdaaat says:

The whole fist Doc?

Mar 25, 2012

Supernova07 says:

WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Mona was A on Pretty Little Liars??? !@#$%^& !

Mar 24, 2012

rockman_fan says:

HHHGHGHGSHFGFYHSDFSFGAHSF

Mar 24, 2012

OptiMagnus says:

WHAT THE SLAG!- BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Mar 24, 2012

munkimus prime says:

Jazz's reaction to the last caption compitition pic.

Mar 24, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Jazz was the last to hear...
Snooki's pregnant.

Mar 24, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Shattered Glass Sari collects EYES!?!?

Mar 23, 2012

Crosshairs says:

ROAR, IMMA GIRAFFE!

Mar 23, 2012

paul053 says:

Sparkeater!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 23, 2012

Bouncy X says:

Jazz auditions for a small role in Legion.

Mar 23, 2012

ReinaHW says:

They're releasing yet another movie Bumblebee repaint! And they still haven't released anything that's actually new? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mar 23, 2012

First-Aid says:

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Scuse me.

Mar 23, 2012

USDA Prime says:

They made three Chipmunk movies? ALLLLLVIIIIIIN!

Mar 22, 2012

Unknown says:

Sentinal just became Magnus...

Mar 22, 2012

USDA Prime says:

WHAT!? I don't appear in any of the post-movie episodes?

Mar 22, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Jazz must unhinge his jaw to swallow energon cubes whole.

Mar 22, 2012

Hightowers-Noble says:

DAAAAAAAAMN SON!

Mar 22, 2012

Rodimus Minor says:

Jazz's Reaction to G1 episode carnage in c-minor

Mar 22, 2012

Sentinel Maximus says:

Play the new Justin Beiber song?! HELL NAW!

Mar 22, 2012

Optimum Supreme says:

Jazz finally gets around to watching Michael Bay's Transformers movie.

Mar 22, 2012

NeedMoreEnergon says:

What do you mean you didn't do it with style?!

Mar 22, 2012

njb902 says:

Flush next time!

Mar 22, 2012

ArceeMe says:

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Mar 22, 2012

Aladar The Outmode says:

WHY DID I DIE IN THE MOVIE????????? WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Mar 21, 2012

5150 Cruiser says:

NOOOOOOO!!! Get to da chopaaa!!!

Mar 21, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

"And the winner is President elect Rick Santorum"

Mar 21, 2012

Red 50 says:

Jazz meets a Fuzor of Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga

Rather horrific, isn't it? Suddenly space barnacles and cosmic rust don't seem so bad...

Mar 21, 2012

Red 50 says:

Jazz discovers that Sari has been bitten by a zombie...

...and thus she has become a ZOMBIE! (which means we're pretty much screwed, right?)

Mar 21, 2012

Red 50 says:

This happened when Miko tried to teach female autobots the human body... from the outside...

Poor guy couldn't be in the same room with any female humans nor autobots after seeing them all... without ANY armor

Mar 21, 2012

Red 50 says:

Jazz's reaction when he found out that he is gonna be room-mates with Transmutate from BW

May Primus have mercy on his soul...

Mar 21, 2012

Red 50 says:

WHAT THE FU-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!

Mar 21, 2012

Crosshairs says:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mar 21, 2012

jrgreer74 says:

OH G__! I knew someone said Knockout was a little strange, but this! Come on!!!!!

Mar 21, 2012

jrgreer74 says:

Oh my G__!!! Optimus went Decepticon!!!

Mar 21, 2012

Rodimus Knight says:

"O" Face

Mar 21, 2012

MightyMagnus78 says:

In space no one can hear you scream!

Mar 21, 2012

MightyMagnus78 says:

Poor Jazz gets kicked in the balls.

Mar 21, 2012

Urchie says:

"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CHIN!"
Jazz's reaction the first time he met Sentinel Prime.

Mar 21, 2012

paul053 says:

Dentist? NO! I'm not going to a dentist.

Mar 21, 2012

MightyMagnus78 says:

Boo!...

Mar 21, 2012

combiner711 says:

Jazz: Look! I got tongue!

Mar 21, 2012

chevelleprime says:

OMG THIS SONG IS MY JAMM!!!!!!

Mar 21, 2012

crazyray says:

What are those two girls doing with that one cup? WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY????

Mar 21, 2012

Shadowstream says:

His reaction to Alex Easly's performance.

Mar 21, 2012

Ryuki says:

Jazz reaction when knowing the new autobot that supposed to appear in the next prime episode is neither him or Ironhide, but instead it is Wheeljack again...

Mar 20, 2012

Evil_the_Nub says:

Derpty derp dee deedly derpy Michael Bay derpy dert dee deedly derpty derpty dumb.

Mar 20, 2012

MasterSoundBlaster says:

"Zippidy Zap walla Wig Wooz Wazz!!!" Bill Cosby says the darndest things

Mar 20, 2012

dirk2243 says:

What the.... I said DON't SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!!!!!!

Mar 20, 2012

Grimlock1 says:

Ahh scraplet!

Mar 20, 2012

munkimus prime says:

Animated Jazz's reaction after watching Movie Jazz's death in the first Live Action movie.

Mar 20, 2012

#Sideways# says:

So apparently the Sparkeater is in Animated too...

Mar 20, 2012

Baneblade says:

OH MY GOD! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Mar 20, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Zombie Jazz wants BRAAAAAIIINNNNSSSSSS

Mar 20, 2012

Ravage XK says:

I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'VE GOT MY HEADPHONES ON.

Mar 20, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Micheal Bay is doing WHAT to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?!?

Mar 20, 2012

bionic_radical says:

Look, dickhead! Dolphins!

Mar 20, 2012

AutobotMR2 says:

"This is worse than that time Jazz watched that video from The Ring."

Mar 20, 2012

#Sideways# says:

"I'm being repainted as WHO for Botcon!?"

Mar 20, 2012

Takanuva says:

FUS RO DAH

Mar 20, 2012

theoutlawtorn1080 says:

7 days after he watched the a haunted video tape.

Mar 20, 2012

BeastProwl says:

The first time Ultra Magnus banged his hammer on the ground, he got so caught up in the moment that he didnt notice poor Jazz had his leg stretched out...

Mar 20, 2012

AnimeFreak505 says:

I'M A' FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!

Mar 20, 2012

Psychout says:

There not aliens - THEY ARE TURTLES!!!

Mar 20, 2012

dedcat says:

His original name was Spazz.

Mar 20, 2012

zodconvoy says:

ZIPPER ACCIDENT!! THE BEANS ARE ABOVE THE FRANK! [b]THE BEANS ARE ABOVE THE FRANK!!!!![/b]

Mar 20, 2012

Lucius Prime says:

Jazz's reaction to Grimlock dusting the base with a frech maid's outfit on and a feather duster....

Mar 20, 2012

Kylehudson1996 says:

Jazz - Creepy van gogh

Mar 20, 2012

redsonjustin says:

"Optimus Prime walks in"
"HEY KOOL-AID"

Mar 20, 2012

#Sideways# says:

"LOLWUT"

Mar 20, 2012

Omnicron2200 says:

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Mar 20, 2012

Red vs Blue fan says:

Jazz being introduced to the human concept of "porn."

Mar 20, 2012

Trittbrettfahrer says:

Aah kingh aah unghinghed mah jaahw... Danngh!

Mar 20, 2012

Ryuki says:

holy primus, its Megatron and he want 2 pieces of me!!!

Mar 20, 2012

God Magnus says:

THIS. IS. CYBERTRON!!!

Mar 20, 2012

G1 Legacy says:

Goooo, GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Mar 20, 2012

takobakatron says:

oh that? thats just unicr-WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT??

Mar 20, 2012

Foximus says:

Jazz's face was frozen like this after he saw his Transformers Animated design in the mirror.

Mar 20, 2012

Evil_the_Nub says:

Disco is not dead!!!!!!!

Mar 20, 2012

Screamfleet says:

they're out of chocolate!!!!

Mar 20, 2012

welcometothedarksyde says:

WOAH! Hold it right there let me get the measuring tape

Mar 20, 2012

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