Megatron points at his head

trailbreaker says:

“Use your brain Starscream !!”

DeltaSilver88 says:

Megatron: Guess what I have in there? Br-
Optimus: Sawdust?
Megatron: ...Yes, I believe I'll tear you a new exhaust port.

trailbreaker says:

“I want to be a Headmaster !”

Rainmaker says:

Megatron: ...and you can buy it now only for around 5 million energon cubes!

Frenchhorngirl says:

-"Look how big it is!"
-"Dude, smaller than the bottom of your head."

Frenchhorngirl says:

"See, human? Bigger than yours!"

Evil Eye says:

See, when I tap my head, it shrinks! DERP!

Heckfire says:

"...seriously, I TOTALLY look like a daisy under this helmet."

darkqueen01 says:

This is my handle, this is my spout!

Gigantatron says:

Megatron: I'm special

All the other Decepticons: Good for you, we're so happy for you

Transformation619 says:

Megatron:See this?
Starscream: Yeah, it's your bulky head!
Megatron: no inside it!
Starscream: A brain...
Megatron: I have no brain hahahahaha!!!!!!
Soundwave: Starscream, just be the leader before Megatron goes crazy...
Starscream: yeah, those

Taiya001 says:

Megatron after hitting his head 10000 times over the last few thousand battles lost his mind.
Megatron: I'M INSANE AND I GOT NOT BRAIN, I AM INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
Starscream: okay.....guys who votes me new leader

all decepticons raise hands

Zeedust says:

"Skullcruncher, Mindwipe, Weirdwolf... THIS is where you'll be putting the nebulan."

Superion_007 says:

Megatron taps his head....

A hollow sound echoes from it

Sondura1 says:

As you can see its empty

trailbreaker says:

"Shockwave, do you think I'm beginning to go bald ????"

blank says:

megatron: starscream unlike you i have a brain that isn't a rotting pile of mush

starscream: me dumb dumb

blank says:

brain me no got brain. had brain once long gone why you aim boom stick at head

seminole1 says:

All the knowlege in the universe is in my cranium.

Matt D says:

Megatron claims he was the person behind the awesome beast wars.

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Megatron tries to make up an excuse for blowing up the sheriff's car.

Voyager Prime says:

Megatron: Go ahead, Prime! Try to attack my superior brain now!

Starscream: Megatron, what are you...

Megatron: Silence, you dolt. It's part of my brilliant plan. (turns to the ceiling) I can outthink your every move, Prime. Just TRY to attack

DarkMechJock says:

My brain should be in here somewhere!

Scatterlung says:

Megatron: Notice how my head is slightly misproportioned from my chest? It's all part of my plan! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA n00b

Roadshadow says:

Megatron: With a brain like this, what could go wrong?
Starscream: I can think of a thousand good reasons...

dolenarda says:

I am so smart..S..M...R...T

Heavy B says:

this is where brain go

Starbeam says:

"Now, you see, evil will always triumph, because good is dumb!"

DarkDranzer says:

Megs: Nice try Xavier but unfortunetly for you I have no brain...HAHA!! BEAT THAT SUCKA!!!

Soundwave: *shakes head* He is a very sad panda...

ShYnE says:

Megatron: After i had this metal plate put in my head, I keep picking up 95.1 Kiss FM.

Screambug says:

Megatron: (proudly) "See how I have swiped this design from Darth Vader's helmet?"

Warhead says:

Fianlly the angry monkeys in my hair will
have thier words heard!

Armbullet says:

Don't worry.I got this idea from a movie I saw!

azraelus says:

I had this "dream" that this planet changed my form and then this optimus wannabe threw me through space and I spent a year in some gop and I came out crazy. No, really!

Zeedust says:

Megatron: Sometimes I have dreams that this tiny guy who turned into a T-rex and had my name... He grabbed my spark, and it made his alt-mode a dragon instead of a T-rex... Sometimes, when it's quiet, I think I can still hear his voice inside my hea

Marv says:

Megatron keeps this pose for three minutes, while we hear a strained harddrive hum and groan frantically.
Starscream: "I only asked what time it was, how hard it THAT?!"

Marv says:

No honest, that guy was called "Megatron" as well, only he turned into this big tank and he had these weird pincher things right here...

Marv says:

"I'm on to you Starscream! You're going to wait 'till I'me asleep and then make little clones of Prime craw inside my head. But I'm on to you! From now on, I'll just stay awake for the rest of my life!"
Or in short

Prowl Worshipper says:

Brain? That thing that was in here? Long gone!

galvanostril says:

megatron: food goes in here!

Masterpiece Prowl says:

(Professor Farnsworth voice): I once tried an experiment where I removed my own brain.

Demona says:

*sings* if i only had a braaaaaiiiiiiin....

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"I'ma little teapot [b]SHORT [/B]and stout...."

Zeedust says:

"Look at this face, Starscream... Does this look like the face of a happy tyrant to you? Does it?"

Kal-Seth says:

Megatron: I Am Sofa King We Tod Edd

The Decepticons Play a Cruel Yet Hllarious Joke on Their Leader

Kal-Seth says:

"Nothing up here but crackers and old episodes of H.R Puff-n-stuff"

Tiedye says:

Megatron- "If you give me 50 bucks I will give you my useless head.

Tiedye says:

Megatron-" Now pay close attention when I come back from the dead everything on my body will change."You need to know this so you will reconize me.

Zeedust says:

Megatron (Ryan Stiles voice): "And this is where we'll keep the cookies!"

Anonymous says:

Megatron: So I says to Shockwave, "Hey, thats what SHE said!" Eh, eh? Pretty clever, right, fellas?

Unknown says:

[Megs]: "Nothing here... no wonder. As I said... almost all of my plans to defeat Optimus and his pathetic bandwagon of Autobots fail. I'm not stupid enough to not know [i]that[/i]." [Frenzy]: "Does this mean you&#0

Zu Darkness says:

Megatron: Insert Brain here!

Cobra Commander: no S^&* Shirlock where else do you want me to put it up your A@#

Megatron: That'll do

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Hey, got any more of that hairgel?... wait... that wasn't hairgel was it...?

Anonymous says:

(Megatron) MY HEAD IS SNORING MAKE IT STOP!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: And that's why I'm a better leader than all of you, because I have more... more... uhh... umm... what's in here again?

Shadow Fox says:

Megatron- You dolts, Im not retarded, just stupid as there IS a difference!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Duhh, what button do me press?
Starscream: My God, your a dick.

Anonymous says:

brain go in here

Zeedust says:

"See these eyebrows? With them, I will FINALLY defeat Groucho Marx!"

Rhys says:

(Sings) If I only a had a brain. Oh I, could tell why, the Nemesis is so wet (its underwater you lame-ass), I'd scheme of things I'd never schemed before, and then I'd sit, and plot some more...

SOUNDWAVE: Megatron, you&#

Anonymous says:

In just two days my dandruff was gone thanks to Head and Shoulders.

Minicle says:

Megatron: For just one Energon cube i shall show you a glimpse of my fine white head of hair.

Zeedust says:

"And after we rob Hasbro, we'll keep the stolen prototypes in here!" (Remember, stealing prototypes is BAD! Hasbro is NICE to the fans, darn it, be nice to them! Or something like that, cliche hammering-in of the moral of the

DKusanagi says:

With my new gun, I can beat all of you with one blast....KA....ME...HA...ME....HA....!!

Roddimus says:

i told u i was made in taiwan, it says here

Anonymous says:

"...and so you see that, despite the fact that my head is ridiculously small compared to my body, and thus my cranial capacity is severely limited, I can STILL manage to come up with snappier one-liners than you, Starscream."

Frostic_Prime says:

Im with stupid.

Anonymous says:

see look its empty

Anonymous says:

Presenting the replacement of Dogma's Buddy Jezus... The Buddy Megatron !!

Nightshadow says:

Megatron: Brain? I don't have a brain! *Taps head it clangs hollowly*

Zu Darkness says:

Insert brain here

Zu Darkness says:

Megatron: Insert brain here
Cobra Commander: No s--- Where the hell else would my put your walnut size brain; up your A--.

Bill says:

"And so I'm all like,'Nah-ah!' and Starscream's all like 'Yeah-huh!' and ..."

Rhys says:

MEGATRON: I see you have learned nothing Starscream. The reason you will never be leader is because you have a brain and I don't! See (taps) hollow. STARSCREAM: ? SOUNDWAVE: He is correct Starscream (reads from bible of 80s cartoons) although

Anonymous says:

Call me.....Mullet-tron

Anonymous says:

...& at the end of the 1st issue, my head will be split open here.

Broadside says:

Tht's right turn me into a headmaster

Bruticus says:

"Don't argue with me, Starscream. After all, my tech spec says I have a 9 in intelligence."

Anonymous says:

I did that with my braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnn.

Shadow says:

Megs:They hit me right here. Right Here!
D-cons: Are you sure?
Megs: Well actually, I don't remember it that well...
D-cons: Works for us!

Anonymous says:

I confused but I am sexy.

Anonymous says:

"Megatron has you all outclassed in BRAIN POWER!! ...whatever that is."

PlasmaRadio says:

Megatron: "I'm a little harddrive, short an stout, here is my input here is my out!"

Galvatron says:

That is why I am leader. Because I am the smartest. Now I say lets pretend we are dead so the Autobots will forget about us. Then we come back for domination and they will think we are all ghosts and we can pretend to be ghosts and play games with the aut

Anonymous says:

Allo,there ain't much left in the ol Decipticon Noggin yet Hyuch!

Anonymous says:

Brain goes in here...

Anonymous says:

Why is it that whenever I tell a guy he can put it anywhere, he always sticks it in here?

Unicron says:

Fellow Decepticons, find my brain or else! It's the size of a walnut

Bruticus Buckeye says:

Head and shoulders! Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes!

Anonymous says:

"And this is where my brain used to be..."

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"Give me my brain back Optimus! It belongs up here, not in the blender!"

Anonymous says:

I want you to hit me...AS HARD AS YOU CAN.

Anonymous says:

I've deemed GGX the ultimate in deepness and technicalness. Really, guys!

Starscream K'dash says:

WHERE'S MY HEAD AAAAAT!!!

Anonymous says:

Hey, umm...how is it that you do an IK on GGX again? I keep forgetting.

Anonymous says:

see the thing i hate when i transform is my head becomes the BUTT of the gun."

Anonymous says:

hey, Prime, just so u know, i graduated from Cybertron High last year.

Anonymous says:

Megs:"Hey..at least I haven't lost my mind like Galvatron!!"

z says:

Megatron: And, what exactly's in here again?...

Alexander says:

I r smarty too!!

Anonymous says:

Answer me truthfully now... Do I look like I have anything in here? Do I act like I have anything in here? Starscream: (meekly) No sir. Megatron: Good, that's settled then.

Tyrant says:

Food goes in here..oO(Mmmmm...it sure does)

MEGATRON says:

yes, i want a giant claw on my head.

Anonymous says:

Its called a brain Starscream!

Anonymous says:

Duh... What goes up here?

Anonymous says:

Hope you like the magic trick, check it out! nothing in here, nothing in here, and nothing up here!

Anonymous says:

THE GREATEST COMPUTER IN THE WORLD IS MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

"...And, in case of an emergency, my bucket can be used as a flotation device."

Anonymous says:

... and just in case any of you think of throwing me out of Astrotrain, I've labeled all of my parts. See? "Property of Megatron", right on the back of it.

Anonymous says:

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE!!!

INSANE IN THE BRAIN!!!

RandomFerret says:

I like it! Doesn't it kind of make me look like Prince Adam?

Anonymous says:

And, don't forget, Starscream, I'm the HEAD of this operation!!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron:"...And your thinking caps go right here."

RodimusPrime says:

U gots ta have dee edgeamication Starscream. I gots dee smarts to lead and you dont. Starscream:Why the hell do i follow this dumbass?

RodimusPrime says:

Megs:Go ahead prime take your best shot. 5 seconds later Megs:Dammit!!!! WHy the hell did i have lead him on. My heads killin me.

RodimusPrime says:

Starscream:Show me your boo boo. Megs in a choked voice: Prime hit me right here

Anonymous says:

"whats the deal with my head? Am I wearing a helmet, is it some sort of wig?

Firefly says:

"I would while away the hours
Thinking thoughts about the flowers..."

Anonymous says:

And we all know what we think of Starscream's plan, don't we Decepticons?

Anonymous says:

Beter 1 Autobot in je hand dan 10 in de lucht!

Anonymous says:

Megatron:...And I want a pimp hat! Leopard print with a big brim and a long purple feather on the side!!!

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON: I THINK I CAN!
I THINK I CAN!

Battle Angel says:

See Megatron? I replace my brain with yours and all other Deceptacons will follow me!

Suzuki says:

Yes, that's right; purple with pincers, and make it snappy!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "This boys, THIS is where our victory lies, right here, a Cybertronian's greatest weapon!"
Thrust, whispering to Starscream, "Is he pointing at his head or the gun?"

Vector Sigma says:

"I'm an EVIL genius you see...I invested all Decepticon resources in Enron stock! We'll make a fortune!!"

Anonymous says:

Megs: 2+2=5 for very large values of 2! Deceps: *groan*

Anonymous says:

"You wouldn't believe some of the slag fangirls would write about us!"

Anonymous says:

Megs:"And in Season 3, I become galvatron, and go completely whacko. Nuts. Bonkers. Three cannons short of a fortress. Out of my mind. no longer in posssession of my faculties..."
Decepticons:"OK! We get it!"
Megs(in

Anonymous says:

Angel: uh, Nightpaw why is Megatron pointing to his head. Nightpaw: Because he's a complete idiot who has no brain

TeleTran2005 says:

Shockwave..Give brain back..

Ibanezjimjim666 says:

SMART......BRRRRAINNNS!!!!

optimus156 says:

Meg: you like my new bowl cut?? really hip huh? just like the Monkeys..

tony says:

"Inside my head is the operating system of Windows XL, the greatest program on Earth!" *bleep, this system has committed a fatal system error, will crash now* "Nooooo!!!!! Now I only have the operating system of a Gameboy!&am

Anonymous says:

I am so Smart! S! M! R! T! I mean, S!M!A!R!T!

mouse says:

Outtake number 245...Megatron prepares for his scene.

Hound says:

I need to go to the body shop and get this dent foxed

Bumble_Bug says:

Meg:GIVE ME THAT HAT!!!
Fred Durst: Nooooo not my baby! any thing but my hat! take my guitar player just not my hat!
Meg:*puts Wes Borland on his head* TO skinny HAD THE HAT OVER FATSO! *chucks Wes into the nearesyt trash can*

hotspot says:

I once had a dream that i was crazy. HA! HA! HA!

Anonymous says:

" Insert brain here "

Anonymous says:

if you push here i giggle

Anonymous says:

Megs:"Not THIS head, Blackarachnia! The other one!!!"

Anonymous says:

"Behold the 3rd transformation of Megatron, PEZ dispenser!"

Anonymous says:

The Mini-cons go in HERE!

Anonymous says:

Decepticon leadership is all about smarts--not strength!

God Magnus says:

Grabs his sleve "Nothing up here" grabs his cannon "nothing in here" points to his head "nothing up here."

Anonymous says:

Take my hand. You look tired. Thats cuz uve been runnin threw my mind all night,

Anonymous says:

"How did I get this stellar haircut, you ask?"

Hypertron says:

i was thinking of changing my helmet purple with three prongs....

Anonymous says:

I have s@#$ for brains!

Unknown says:

Megatron:Wheres my top hat and tuxedo?

Anonymous says:

You think yours rhymes are the nicest! Pass me the mic Sucka!

Jeremy says:

megatron: haha my head is soo small that ill never be a head in camand get it get it?

Anonymous says:

Megatron:(to captured Autobots)And here is my self-destruct button.
Powerglide: GET HIM!

Anonymous says:

Megatron:(bumbling oaf voice)Duh! I`m smart!

Anonymous says:

See this I made it from an old office trash can, now that craftyness!!!

Anonymous says:

A now mid-aged Megatron tells his fellow Decepticons that he has joined the Hair Club for Men

Chachi says:

As a public service, Megatron goes on TV to promote good hygeine...

Megatron: "Now, I keep my head shiny like new with the regular application of Armor-all..."

... And he fails miserably.

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Unlike you I have a brain. I think...

Anonymous says:

Megs singing: I called the witchdoctor, her told me what do do! He said O-ee O-ah-ah, ching-chang-walla-walla-bing bang! O-ee O-ah-ah. And then he shrunk my head!!

DEVASTAT0R says:

"you know what they say about decepticons w/ small heads right? Hehe...waitaminute."

Sledge says:

I need a scalp massage !

Anonymous says:

Megs: I AM MISSES NEZBIT!! You see that hat?!
Soundwave:(cunfused) Uh...yes mighty Megatron..
*all other decitpicons fall to the floor laughing too hard to speak.

Anonymous says:

... Now see after he went to the hair club for bots.

Anonymous says:

(Megatron torturing Autobot prisoners) -- Megatron: Simon says touch your head and hold out your left hand! -- Autbots: AHHHH! JUST KILL US!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "Look at my head, it is so small comparing to my torso, yea i am all torso!"

Anonymous says:

Arg! Brainfreeze

Royal says:

Megatron: This is what happens when you watch too much soccer!

Galvatron says:

megatron:" you autobots think you are so smart,but i am a lot smarter and gooder than you hahahaha." he thinks to himself where on seibertron did i go to school to learn the word gooder

Anonymous says:

Megatron--the smartest Decepticon...and the most powerful Decepticon

Anonymous says:

Megatron: me an the most smartyist decepticon to ever be taken off the defective line

Dynamus Prime says:

...Buttered toast...

Dynamus Prime says:

No, Megatron! I said your FOOT, not your HEAD!

Anonymous says:

I have no head.... I have no head....

Anonymous says:

Megatron: "I had a headache THIS big...."

Anonymous says:

Megatron has the best mind of all the Decepticons. :)

Anonymous says:

Megatron: I HAVE A BRAIN!! Starscream(off screen): Really? How do you know?

Anonymous says:

Great minds think a like.

Replimus Prime says:

Iiiiiinput! Need input! More Input Stephanie, moe input!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Now this is a head, it has a brain,m you use a brain to think with"
Decepticons: wow

Mr. X says:

"I want a mowhawk!"

Anonymous says:

I am going to screw your fµ©king brains out doll!

Anonymous says:

It takes brains, in addition to brawn, to lead the Decepticons--and only I possess both!!

Anonymous says:

Heyyyyyyyyy Macarena!!!

Lioconvoy says:

Megatron SMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTT.....

Anonymous says:

now how many times do i have to tell you all. i only have sh*t up here.

Anonymous says:

Strange noises in my head... Talking to myself am I?? Oh no I have Yoda syndrome!!!

Pokejedservo says:

I have a really shiny head and a big gun now tell me HOW CAN I NOT FEEL MANLY?!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: And as you see, although we can bend our arms 180 degrees, we must do it in such a way that our elbows can not be seen.

Soundblaster says:

"Alright everybody freeze or the nigger gets it!"
(not meant to be rasist, think Blazing Saddles)

Anonymous says:

"This is where the thinking hurts."

Blast Cannon says:

I start Fiiiires.

Anonymous says:

Shoot my head, win a prize!

Anonymous says:

See Prime,
the reason you do not get any more fembots is because you do your thinking HERE! Such heroic nonsense!!

Sentinel Prime says:

Now the base of the hand gun becomes my head while the trigger forms my...

Dj Flash says:

Dude, I got a dell installed

Anonymous says:

"Two words: First Word, sounds like..."

Anonymous says:

I do what the voices in my head tell me to do.

Anonymous says:

Why yes, I do have a mullet.

Anonymous says:

so starscream ur telling me to pick up that rock and drop it on my head MY GOD YOUR A GENIUS

Anonymous says:

Tin man needed a heart, well just call me Scarecrow.

Anonymous says:

With my shiny crome I will blind the autobots and make funny faces at them

Anonymous says:

Now I activate my new impersonation chip (Talks in voice of Tardy Turtle on Gregg the Bunny) Megatron like getting rubbed below the belly. Eeep. (deactivates chip) F***ing Junkions!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: The real battle is not fought with men, it is fought with this...*points to head*

Anonymous says:

Megatron: You see, my weak point is my head and....crap, why the hell did I tell Starscream my weakness?!

Anonymous says:

WILL TAKE OFF HEAD FOR ENERGON

Anonymous says:

Me Megatron. Me is Clever!

Anonymous says:

MEGATRON:I got a brain tumor in here. STARSCREAM and SHOCKWAVE:OH NO! GALVATRON SYNDROME!!!

CapeMike says:

Kidneys man, kidneys....

Anonymous says:

Megatron: YOu wont get me prime!!! OUCH *gets hit in the head with a car*

Soundwave: are you ok master megatron?
Megatron: ME MEGATRON SAY ME GOT HIT IN THE HEAD! *points his head*

Grimlock: Why megatron immitating how grimlock speak???

Anonymous says:

Megatron: Look! I can turn off my brain with this button!

Starscream: Then turn it on again!

Blast Cannon says:

Yes Spike you can use my bucket head to make a sand castle...

Warpath says:

Listen Starscream, The inside of my head is even less then that of the Dinobots

mike says:

Foolish woman, you cannot give me head, I already have one.

FortMax says:

Look at my cool labodemy scar

FortMax says:

MEGATRON: Haha...check out my cool labodemy scar

Anonymous says:

"Rogain. for men, women and Robots!"

Anonymous says:

you actully thinki have somethig in here!?

Anonymous says:

I have no brain

Anonymous says:

Me. think you need some oral sex.. see me pointing to head!

Anonymous says:

its full of muffins! if prime knew he would short!

Anonymous says:

I am not only the president of the hair club for Decepticons, I am also a member

MEGATRON says:

If you could know what I was thinking about, hahahaha!
{laughing with a dirty smile on his face}

Anonymous says:

You know I just had the weirdest dream about a T-Rex who borrowed my spark, transformed into a Dragon and then conquered Cybertron! Man those rocket fuel energon cubes really play with your logic circuits!!

Anonymous says:

...of course I took it to the head!!!

Shermtron says:

megs: do u mean this head baby?

Darkscream says:

So how much do you think this helmet will fetch on ebay?

Anonymous says:

I will pull off your gonads with my bare hand! And then, wear them like a hat!

Kevinus Prime says:

Chicks dig the bald look!

Anonymous says:

With the added power of the pentium 3 processor, I will be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!

Slappyfrog says:

Megatron fails a DUI test.

Anonymous says:

Megatron attends the auditions to be the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz Megatron: "I want a Brain!"

Skids says:

"StraTEGERY!"

Anonymous says:

No brain, no pain.

Anonymous says:

Who swiped my damn crown?!

Anonymous says:

Megatron already showing signs of mental instability prior to becoming Galvatron

Hot Rodimus says:

see this prime? I got Intel working on- Owie,headache

De_R3Z says:

Duh - but I been savin my pocket munny... can I have da ice pop Mr. Shopkeeper person.... *Drools over counter in stupidity*

davewelttf says:

Megatron: This is what I think of Starscream

Jeremy says:

megatron: see this here shockwave its a face now i know your the caractor of the month but that doesnt mean you can have a lightbulb for a face for go get you self a real face
shockwave: yes master

Slappyfrog says:

Megatron explains why he has the worst case of bedhead in the universe.

Optimus Primevil says:

Wanna be my headmaster?

God Jinrai says:

I am so smart "s-m-r-t" ... I mean "s-m-a-r-t" smart!

Ironhide says:

i told you it was hollow
pay up prime

Sean says:

megatron pretends to be smart

Anonymous says:

"Who wants some noggin?"

The Matrix says:

You see...I am a thick head.

MEGATRON says:

I told you so skywarp became cyclonus!! Jackass

Stelartron says:

MEGS: Brain? That thing that was in here? Threw that out years ago!

Anonymous says:

megatron: how come the head from every megatron toy from beast wars up looks like mine but none of them are me?

Anonymous says:

Megatron: I would like to have some hair on it!!

Omega Prime says:

Meg: the more I do drugs the more mey fµ©kin head shrinks! now gimme those fµ©kin drugs!

Omega Prime says:

your fµ©kin retarted Megatron! Meg: I know!

whacko says:

Hah, Prime my head is smaller then yours!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: With my brilliant brain i will soon concquer the galaxy!

*Collective coughs and snickers in the background*

Dynamus Prime says:

Look everybody! Those dumb animators drew my head too small!

Anonymous says:

"Thanks to armorall spray, my head is protected from wind and rain damage for up to five years! Thank you armorall!!!"

Anonymous says:

"Thanks to armorall spray, my head is protected from wind and rain damage for up to five years! Thank you armorall!!!

Anonymous says:

Okay decepticons, we need to think of a way to destroy those pesky autobots. Now, put on your thinking caps!

Anonymous says:

Megatron: I really do have the hardest head in the universe!!!

Anonymous says:

i have an idea lets dstroy the autoots what genius youd thin i was a decpticon

Hot Rod says:

I thinking about getting something new, do you think a perm would look okay?