The Ultimate Caption Contest
Megatron surrounded by Seekers
99 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
ksol71339 says:
STARSCREAM:. " THAT'S IT MASTER, WE'RE NOT TAKING YOUR S--T ANYMORE! "
THUNDERCRACKER:. " WELL, ANY LAST WORDS, A--WIPE.!? "
THRASHER:. " YOU'VE SCREWED US, LONG ENOUGH! "
MEGATRON:. " ALL RIGHT, I'll give back the PORN MAGAZINES! ".
Ravage XK says:
Starscream you turd, why did you trip me? Get off my foot..Skywarp, if you kick me I'll scrap ya & WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU POINTING AT THUNDERCRACKER? Moron Seekers.
GallifreyanSeeker says:
This is when all of our views on their REAL genders were altered.
Frenchhorngirl says:
"So how was the time machine? What was Season 3 like?"
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"VVVAAAMMMPPPIIIRRREEESSS!!!!!!!!!!"
Frenchhorngirl says:
"Meg!!! Don't our outfits look great? We added heels and wings! We're sure to win the pageant!"
megatron1322 says:
Starscream:Megatron! get up!this is the third time this week! Dude you need help
BERSEKAEL says:
-Hey boss, you cant roller blade, your mega gun unbalance you...
-Wanna taste my gun?
-...
Revenge of Bruticus says:
Starscream: Same time tomorrow Megadweeb, and if you don't have my homework, and my money for lunch, you'll get another beating.
Swoopscream says:
I was there in 'Nam and none of you was there, man! NONE OF YOU! You weren't there then and you're not gonna help me now!
Silver Snake says:
Starscream: So, Megatron... How do you like the waxing I gave the floor? Kehehehe...
Megatron: I swear on the AllSpark they'll never find your body, Starscream. I suggest running.
wardawnapocolypse says:
" Skywarp! What are you waiting for! Kick starscream in the ass, then give thundercracker a haymaker! "
Tripredacus says:
I understand the floor is wet ,accidents happen. That's why I'm certain that one day soon my boot might slip and end up in your behind!
Evil Eye says:
Nope. Whatever's making Thundercracker stretch, it isn't under the computer. Now please, put the guns down!
d_sel1 says:
Starscream: After we are done with you Megatron, Jose Mouriniho wants us to kick the crap of this flesh creature named Messi.
Megatron: You incompentent boobs can't catch Messi. Hala Barca!
phase says:
Starscream: Just how we practiced. TC will shoot Megs, I'll shoot TC, and Sky will shoo- *blam*
Skywarp: He said to shoot!
trailbreaker says:
Megatron changed his mind about wanting a Decepticon mariachi band....
stevescustoms says:
C'mon kids, sit down and let me tell you the story about how I met your mother.
optimuscarlos says:
I've told you a thousand times!
Grab me, when I transform, you idiots!
Road Turtle says:
Starscream,"Coneheads Megatron?! CONEHEADS! You seek to replace us with these new Cone-Headed Freaks!?"
Megatron,"No! I was just trying to fill our ranks! They suck suck just as bad as you do! NOOOOO!!!"
procyon says:
No Megatron, it's step, pivot, step, pivot, step, step, turn. Look, Skywarp is doing it, watch him.
lordtigerhawk says:
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I WILL LET YOU WATCH THE HUB AND TRANSFORMERS PRIME!!!! JUST STOP BEATING ME!!!!
Zetatron says:
Starscream: I'll finish you off this time Megatron!
Thundercraker: Starscream, no!
Starscream: He's gone too far this time! He took the last pudding pop!
Marcus Rush says:
Megatron is forced to endure the All Seeker rendition of The Rockettes.
NinjaBotJazz says:
SkyWarp: Starscream! Its not worth it! You know you are on probation!
Spazonator17 says:
Megatron(raspy voice): C'mon, gimme more time, i swear I'll have the money!!!
Seekers: The boss has given you enough time, and he'll get his money out of you one way or another.
sixshot_blackedition says:
[raspy voice]Who dripped lubricant in front of the computer!?[Fusion Cannon starts to charge]
ObiTom23 says:
I wish I could tell you that Megatron fought the good fight, and the Seekers let him be. I wish I could tell you that.
slip says:
Thundercracker "See i told you. When he turns into a gun don't grab him, he'll fall harmlessly to the ground. Then it's stomping time."
Starscream "If I where leader"
Skywarp "Shut up and kick"
darkzarek says:
I wish I could say that megatron fought the good fight and the seekers let him be, but being leader of the decepticons isn't a fairytale life....
Powermaster Jazz says:
"Yes, Yes, I know...Look what I can do. I seen it a million times."
Red 50 says:
"This isn't gonna end well..."
Megatron was right. After beating the Seekers into medi-bay while drunk, he went to look for a huge energon-pickle.
GunFire Alpha says:
I wish I could tell you that Megatron fought the good fight, and the Seekers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but the Nemesis is no fairy-tale world....
DreadstarCybph says:
Megs: You have two left feet Starscream! Skywarp! You're going to me partner when we compete in "Dancing with the Bots" !
ThadBlack says:
Starscream: "Skywarp, you grab his ankles while I get into position. Thundercracker, get my lube!"
Megatron: "Wait! I still function!"
Starscream: "Wanna bet?"
Godzillabot Primal says:
I told Soundwave not to telecast The Walking Dead, but nooooo!
wolverinetodd says:
"You sure got a purdy mouth, Megatron."
"Let me hear you squeal like a Pigobot."
PaxCybertron82 says:
Hold Still, we're going to fix those Eyebrows once and for all....
Acrata says:
Starscream: "For the sake of Primus, you drunk again? Skywarp, Thundercracker help Megatron up and give him a cold shower!"
Autobot Strider says:
*BANG*
Megatron: "WHO MOVED MY CHAIR?"
Skywarp (barely audible): "Heh heh heh..."
Megatron "SKYWARP!!!!!"
Godzillabot Primal says:
Okay I'll give all you generic Seekers names!
Megastorm? Iontrail? Blastback? Sparkstreaker? Go-Wing? Gunshot? Missileboy?
grimlock1972 says:
Starscream: "Megatron that's not what the flesh creatures mean when they say "Get Down and Boogie"."
Xephon0930 says:
Oh man,I saw this scene in Shawshank Redemption. This isn't going to be fun for Megatron.
Godzillabot Primal says:
You're going to watch our interprative dance, and you're going to like it!
Twitchythe3rd says:
Megatron watches on in horror as the Seekers attempt to do the Macerana.
#Sideways# says:
Megatron was horrified to learn that the Seekers had just drugged his drink!
snavej says:
Thundercracker: Ha ha, you fell over!
Megatron: You're right, maybe I'll never master this 'boogie woogie' dance.
snavej says:
The argument about hogging the Nintendo got out of hand. Shots were fired and random flashing lights never flashed again.
snavej says:
Starscream: You say I'm BLOCKY?! We're all blocky! It's the 1980's, for Primus' sake!
snavej says:
Megatron: The three of you appear to have gained weight since we arrived on Earth. I order you to try the F-Plan Diet immediately.
AutobotCliffjumper says:
"EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLING!"...Except for Megatron who has 2 left feet.
RoboTopia says:
MEGATRON: "Help, I've Fallen, And I Can't Get Up!!!"
ALL OTHERS: "LOL"...
Ravage XK says:
Starscream: "No Lord Megatron, I told you its right, right, left, step, step, SPIN!!"
Megatron: "I'm sorry, I'll never get it. Im such a cluts. Why cant I lead? I hurt my ass. Skywarp, stop dancing and help me up!!"
Skywarp: "Heeeey Macarena, AAAHAA!"
Ravage XK says:
Megatron: Skywarp, did you just kick me?
Skywarp: Yep and it looks like Im halfway through doing it again.
dude12 says:
Megatron calling emergency 911 dispatcher:Is this 911? I've fallen and I cant get up!
