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Megatron surrounded by Seekers

Megatron surrounded by Seekers
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99 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

The night of the Zombie Seekers....

May 25, 2021

Comic_27 says:

T-pose to assert dominance

Feb 28, 2019

ksol71339 says:

STARSCREAM:. " THAT'S IT MASTER, WE'RE NOT TAKING YOUR S--T ANYMORE! "

THUNDERCRACKER:. " WELL, ANY LAST WORDS, A--WIPE.!? "

THRASHER:. " YOU'VE SCREWED US, LONG ENOUGH! "

MEGATRON:. " ALL RIGHT, I'll give back the PORN MAGAZINES! ".

Apr 10, 2017

Kurona says:

Thundercracker: GET IN MAH BELLEH

May 31, 2016

Ravage XK says:

Starscream you turd, why did you trip me? Get off my foot..Skywarp, if you kick me I'll scrap ya & WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU POINTING AT THUNDERCRACKER? Moron Seekers.

Mar 22, 2016

trailbreaker says:

Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.

Jan 19, 2015

GallifreyanSeeker says:

This is when all of our views on their REAL genders were altered.

Feb 15, 2014

Frenchhorngirl says:

"So how was the time machine? What was Season 3 like?"
***
"VVVAAAMMMPPPIIIRRREEESSS!!!!!!!!!!"

Nov 26, 2013

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Meg!!! Don't our outfits look great? We added heels and wings! We're sure to win the pageant!"

Nov 26, 2013

Lboogie609 says:

"dancin' Dancin' DANCIN'......shes a dancin' MACHIIIIIIIINNNE"

Jan 21, 2013

megatron1322 says:

Starscream:Megatron! get up!this is the third time this week! Dude you need help

Dec 31, 2012

BERSEKAEL says:

-Hey boss, you cant roller blade, your mega gun unbalance you...
-Wanna taste my gun?
-...

Dec 17, 2012

Revenge of Bruticus says:

Starscream: Same time tomorrow Megadweeb, and if you don't have my homework, and my money for lunch, you'll get another beating.

Oct 25, 2012

Swoopscream says:

I was there in 'Nam and none of you was there, man! NONE OF YOU! You weren't there then and you're not gonna help me now!

Sep 10, 2012

trailbreaker says:

"Okay Seekers, no more sugar before bedtime !!"

Jul 6, 2012

Silver Snake says:

Starscream: So, Megatron... How do you like the waxing I gave the floor? Kehehehe...

Megatron: I swear on the AllSpark they'll never find your body, Starscream. I suggest running.

Jun 11, 2012

wardawnapocolypse says:

" Skywarp! What are you waiting for! Kick starscream in the ass, then give thundercracker a haymaker! "

May 8, 2012

jack270606 says:

Wait girls, don't go, I still function!!

Apr 26, 2012

Tripredacus says:

I understand the floor is wet ,accidents happen. That's why I'm certain that one day soon my boot might slip and end up in your behind!

Apr 5, 2012

popo5 says:

Auto-rulers! They're Auto-super, Auto-heroes, and Auto-robots.

Apr 4, 2012

rangervieve says:

"Gang Bang!!!!!"

Mar 24, 2012

welcometothedarksyde says:

Starscream: Ring around the rosie Megatron

Mar 20, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Nope. Whatever's making Thundercracker stretch, it isn't under the computer. Now please, put the guns down!

Mar 16, 2012

d_sel1 says:

Starscream: After we are done with you Megatron, Jose Mouriniho wants us to kick the crap of this flesh creature named Messi.

Megatron: You incompentent boobs can't catch Messi. Hala Barca!

Mar 9, 2012

phase says:

Starscream: Just how we practiced. TC will shoot Megs, I'll shoot TC, and Sky will shoo- *blam*
Skywarp: He said to shoot!

Mar 8, 2012

trailbreaker says:

Megatron changed his mind about wanting a Decepticon mariachi band....

Feb 29, 2012

trailbreaker says:

Megatron - "Fine, FINE, I'll buy more Girl Scout cookies!"

Feb 23, 2012

stevescustoms says:

C'mon kids, sit down and let me tell you the story about how I met your mother.

Feb 19, 2012

Wigglez says:

"Lay off the oil Megatron."

Feb 19, 2012

primegatorfan says:

did you have a nice "TRIP"

Feb 19, 2012

optimuscarlos says:

I've told you a thousand times!
Grab me, when I transform, you idiots!

Feb 19, 2012

Heckfire says:

"DANCE FOR ME, you winged yaoi-bait, you..."

Feb 19, 2012

Road Turtle says:

Starscream,"Coneheads Megatron?! CONEHEADS! You seek to replace us with these new Cone-Headed Freaks!?"

Megatron,"No! I was just trying to fill our ranks! They suck suck just as bad as you do! NOOOOO!!!"

Feb 19, 2012

procyon says:

No Megatron, it's step, pivot, step, pivot, step, step, turn. Look, Skywarp is doing it, watch him.

Feb 18, 2012

lordtigerhawk says:

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I WILL LET YOU WATCH THE HUB AND TRANSFORMERS PRIME!!!! JUST STOP BEATING ME!!!!

Feb 18, 2012

mhazza says:

Lets give him the makeover.

Feb 18, 2012

Zetatron says:

Starscream: I'll finish you off this time Megatron!
Thundercraker: Starscream, no!
Starscream: He's gone too far this time! He took the last pudding pop!

Feb 17, 2012

-Kanrabat- says:

"Found you!"

--The seekers.

Feb 17, 2012

Thundercrackerprime says:

tag your it mighty megatron!

Feb 17, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

Megatron is forced to endure the All Seeker rendition of The Rockettes.

Feb 17, 2012

TFIta369 says:

Megatron is being bullyied

Feb 17, 2012

NinjaBotJazz says:

SkyWarp: Starscream! Its not worth it! You know you are on probation!

Feb 17, 2012

Sentinel Maximus says:

Please guys, use a condom

Feb 17, 2012

Spazonator17 says:

Megatron(raspy voice): C'mon, gimme more time, i swear I'll have the money!!!
Seekers: The boss has given you enough time, and he'll get his money out of you one way or another.

Feb 17, 2012

sixshot_blackedition says:

[raspy voice]Who dripped lubricant in front of the computer!?[Fusion Cannon starts to charge]

Feb 17, 2012

ObiTom23 says:

I wish I could tell you that Megatron fought the good fight, and the Seekers let him be. I wish I could tell you that.

Feb 16, 2012

slip says:

Thundercracker "See i told you. When he turns into a gun don't grab him, he'll fall harmlessly to the ground. Then it's stomping time."
Starscream "If I where leader"
Skywarp "Shut up and kick"

Feb 16, 2012

Lucius Prime says:

"When you're a jet, you're a jet all the way..."

Feb 16, 2012

trailbreaker says:

Megatron - "I hate when they do the Macarena!"

Feb 16, 2012

darkzarek says:

I wish I could say that megatron fought the good fight and the seekers let him be, but being leader of the decepticons isn't a fairytale life....

Feb 16, 2012

Powermaster Jazz says:

"Yes, Yes, I know...Look what I can do. I seen it a million times."

Feb 16, 2012

Red 50 says:

"This isn't gonna end well..."
Megatron was right. After beating the Seekers into medi-bay while drunk, he went to look for a huge energon-pickle.

Feb 16, 2012

MarkNL says:

Megatron: "Please, guys, put your pants back on..."

Feb 16, 2012

GunFire Alpha says:

I wish I could tell you that Megatron fought the good fight, and the Seekers let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but the Nemesis is no fairy-tale world....

Feb 16, 2012

Red_Sun says:

Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp: " Give us the FE Prime figures!"

Feb 16, 2012

DreadstarCybph says:

Megs: You have two left feet Starscream! Skywarp! You're going to me partner when we compete in "Dancing with the Bots" !

Feb 16, 2012

ThadBlack says:

Starscream: "Skywarp, you grab his ankles while I get into position. Thundercracker, get my lube!"
Megatron: "Wait! I still function!"
Starscream: "Wanna bet?"

Feb 15, 2012

skidflap says:

so how much do you think we'll get at the smelter's pool for him?

Feb 15, 2012

Insane Galvatron says:

Megatron relaxes while his harem girls dance for him.

Feb 15, 2012

SamDrew says:

I guess indoor soccer was a bad idea. Sorry Megatron!

Feb 15, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

I told Soundwave not to telecast The Walking Dead, but nooooo!

Feb 15, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

I changed my mind about joining the fraternity!

Feb 15, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

*Unzipping sounds* *Sighes of relief* *Yelled of digust*

Feb 15, 2012

wolverinetodd says:

"You sure got a purdy mouth, Megatron."

"Let me hear you squeal like a Pigobot."

Feb 15, 2012

PaxCybertron82 says:

Hold Still, we're going to fix those Eyebrows once and for all....

Feb 15, 2012

Acrata says:

Starscream: "For the sake of Primus, you drunk again? Skywarp, Thundercracker help Megatron up and give him a cold shower!"

Feb 15, 2012

TFB-Boy says:

BULLYING
Cruel for humans but cool for Decepticons

Feb 15, 2012

Autobot Strider says:

*BANG*
Megatron: "WHO MOVED MY CHAIR?"
Skywarp (barely audible): "Heh heh heh..."
Megatron "SKYWARP!!!!!"

Feb 15, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Wake him up! He's not supposed to sleep when he has a concussion!

Feb 15, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Even Megatron couldn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Feb 15, 2012

supergodginrai says:

Con gangbang or initiation you decide!

Feb 14, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Okay I'll give all you generic Seekers names!
Megastorm? Iontrail? Blastback? Sparkstreaker? Go-Wing? Gunshot? Missileboy?

Feb 14, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

after the "Event" Megatron was never quite the same

Feb 14, 2012

grimlock1972 says:

Starscream: "Megatron that's not what the flesh creatures mean when they say "Get Down and Boogie"."

Feb 14, 2012

Xephon0930 says:

Oh man,I saw this scene in Shawshank Redemption. This isn't going to be fun for Megatron.

Feb 14, 2012

Coptur says:

Get ready for the Birthday bumps!!!

Feb 14, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

You're going to watch our interprative dance, and you're going to like it!

Feb 14, 2012

Twitchythe3rd says:

Megatron watches on in horror as the Seekers attempt to do the Macerana.

Feb 14, 2012

#Sideways# says:

Megatron was horrified to learn that the Seekers had just drugged his drink!

Feb 14, 2012

Baneblade says:

So you stole the last cookie!

Feb 14, 2012

snavej says:

Thundercracker: Ha ha, you fell over!

Megatron: You're right, maybe I'll never master this 'boogie woogie' dance.

Feb 14, 2012

snavej says:

The argument about hogging the Nintendo got out of hand. Shots were fired and random flashing lights never flashed again.

Feb 14, 2012

snavej says:

Starscream: You say I'm BLOCKY?! We're all blocky! It's the 1980's, for Primus' sake!

Feb 14, 2012

snavej says:

Megatron: The three of you appear to have gained weight since we arrived on Earth. I order you to try the F-Plan Diet immediately.

Feb 14, 2012

paul053 says:

Megatron: I TOLD YOU TO PUT THE BANANA PEELS IN THE TRASH CAN!!!!!!!

Feb 14, 2012

PrymeStriker says:

Repaints! Everywhere! Dammit Hasbro!!!!!

Feb 14, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

At least wait until Machine Wars, then I'll turn into a jet!

Feb 14, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Where my money?

Feb 14, 2012

AutobotCliffjumper says:

"EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLING!"...Except for Megatron who has 2 left feet.

Feb 14, 2012

RoboTopia says:

MEGATRON: "Help, I've Fallen, And I Can't Get Up!!!"
ALL OTHERS: "LOL"...

Feb 14, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Starscream: "No Lord Megatron, I told you its right, right, left, step, step, SPIN!!"
Megatron: "I'm sorry, I'll never get it. Im such a cluts. Why cant I lead? I hurt my ass. Skywarp, stop dancing and help me up!!"
Skywarp: "Heeeey Macarena, AAAHAA!"

Feb 14, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Megatron: Skywarp, did you just kick me?
Skywarp: Yep and it looks like Im halfway through doing it again.

Feb 14, 2012

Ravage XK says:

"Lunch money, hand it over"

Feb 14, 2012

packagoustomifuw says:

"Is this the end of Zombie Megatron?

Feb 14, 2012

dude12 says:

Megatron calling emergency 911 dispatcher:Is this 911? I've fallen and I cant get up!

Feb 14, 2012

Another Fan says:

Come on, Megs. Watch us Riverdance for just 5 minutes more.

Feb 14, 2012

Trikeboy says:

ZOMBIE SEEKERS!!!! I shouldn't have cloned so many for my army.

Feb 14, 2012

necr0blivion says:

Soylent Green is made of Seekers!

Feb 14, 2012

Skywarp64 says:

Another repaint? GIMME GIMME GIMME

Feb 14, 2012

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