The Ultimate Caption Contest
Megatron w/ Sunstreaker & Sideswipe
140 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
DeltaSilver88 says:
Sideswipe: Hey, there really is a pot of gold under his feet! I think Laserbreath's a leprechaun!
Crashcomet says:
Sunny: Sideswipe, WTF are you doing?
Sides: It's a...new battle tactic! Really!
Sunny: ...
Zeedust says:
The REAL story behind crop circles: Transformers fight in freakin' WEIRD ways.
Prowl Worshipper says:
S&S: Daddeeeeee!
M: Oh Primus they've been into that 100% proof Energon again!
Marv says:
You're both this drunk at this hour? Man, you really have a problem, don't you?
Marv says:
After seeing his later incarnations in Beast Wars, RiD and Armada, Sideswipe & Sunstreaker are so glad to see the original Megs again, they grovel before him...
Zeedust says:
Sunstreaker: "I'm a zombie! Watch me stagger!"
Sideswipe: "Nice boots!"
Megatron: "Both of you go away or I'll hit you with this big flashlight on my arm."
galvanostril says:
whilst megatron gives sideswipe the pedigree, sunstreaker proclaims: "HOLY ----" and runs to save the day!
galvanostril says:
sideswipe: NOW PUSH HIM!
*sunstreaker pushes megatron and sideswipe throws him up*
megatron: damn you sweden!!! *explodes in the sky* sunstreaker: now we party.
Zeedust says:
Sideswipe: "Ugh... He's too heavy! Help mepick him up and carry him back to base!"
Sunstreaker: "In case you haven't noticed, I'm busy with this transmetal tiki mask!"
Megatron: &qu
Anonymous says:
You two have been watching the Rugby World cup this week haven't you? Try this Jonny Wilkinson conversion! *kicks Sideswipe*
Anonymous says:
Sunstreaker: Let's take this Decepticon creep, brother! Megatron: Fools! I eat Autobot twerps like you for breakfast (Megatron proceeds to beat both Sunstreaker & Sideswipe in hand-to-hand combat and blast both Autobots' legs of
Anonymous says:
Distracted by Sunstreaker's cunning "I have no head!" ploy, Megatron was unprepared for Sideswipe's diving tackle. Sadly, the gallant plant failed to find his trigger ...
Anonymous says:
And so another rousing game of "Toss the Decepticon Leader" turned sour.
Anonymous says:
Sideswipe: Oh no, oh no!!! I've got to ....BLLLLLUUUUUAAARGGG!!!!!!!.....Sunstreaker: Me too, me too!!!!!.....Megatron: Yuuuuk!!! How disgsuting!!! Pick Starscream as your restroom!
Anonymous says:
Megatron: see my big pipe sticks up over my belly button and when it does i like when you lick and suck my ball barings!
Anonymous says:
Sideswipe: mmmmm... GAG! Cough, cough! CHOKE! GAG! BARF! Sunstreaker: I am not sure if i want to suck it now that you choked and puked on it!
Anonymous says:
Sideswipe: mmmmm... GAG! Cough, cough! CHOKE! GAG! BARF! Sunstreaker: I am not sure if i want to suck it now that you choked a puked on it!
Anonymous says:
Sunstreaker & Sideswipe: Give us that ball Megatron! Where did you hide them, tell us! Megatron: I don't have them, honestly!! Sunstreaker: Charge, bro! Let me get the ball! Sideswipe: No, let me! And thus, after the Autobot twins rolled
Anonymous says:
Sunstreaker waves the Megatron-shaped flag and yells "TORO! TORO!" as his twin bro comes charging.
Anonymous says:
Sideswipe: Okay, bro, you hold him, while I try to figure out where exactly does that trigger go when he transforms!
Anonymous says:
And thus, the filming of the Decepticon's version of "The Sound of Music" came to an abrupt halt.
Anonymous says:
Even in the midst of battle, Megatron couldn't help but stare at Sunstreaker's oversized koala ears.
autobots says:
please give us your outograph megatron pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
(sunstreaker) MY GAY BRO! I never would have thought sideswipe I would catch you sucking off megs, and wow you deepthroated him!!!! Can we share since we are bro's?
Anonymous says:
JP: Now, round 1 of CWF has begun, with the Gigaheavyweight melee between Megatron, Sideswipe & Sunstreaker!
Anonymous says:
JP: Now, round 1 of CWF has begun, with Gigaheavyweight melee between Megatron, Sideswipe & Sunstreaker!
Anonymous says:
JP: Now, round 1 of CWF has begun, with Gigaheavyweight melee between Megatron, Sideswip & Sunstreiker!
Anonymous says:
After reporting back to Optimus Prime near-fatally wounded, the twins reported that "Operational Tactic: Group Hug" failed to cause a Decepticon retreat.
Anonymous says:
Megatron: Stop! You're not Minicons!
Sunstreaker: There must be a powerlink somewhere.....Here it is! No, wait-that's just a nipple.....
Anonymous says:
SunStreaker: Aaaaahh! Now he's ambushing us with bathroom fixtures!
SideSwipe: Mrgh... my head. *blink* Whyyyy is there a-a-a kitchen sink in the middle of a wheat fiiiield... *Zzzzzzzzz*
Megatron: This new plan is going nicely after all...
Anonymous says:
Megs:Get off me,you mentally defected simpletons! I just passed the ball to Thundercracker! Sideswipe:Yeah,right! we BOTH just saw you hide it in your cannon!
Anonymous says:
sunstreaker: SIDESWIPE!?! how could you? i thought what we had was special!
Anonymous says:
Streaker: Guys! don't look now but I think we're being watched! Megatron: CRIPES! get this missile launcher out of my crotch!
Anonymous says:
SUNSTREAKER: "Hey Sideswipe, have you even seen the movie FIELD OF DREAMS??"
Anonymous says:
Sunstreaker:"Megatron, quick! Help me get this toilet off my head!" Sideswipe:"Touchdown!" Megatron (thinking):"WTF?"
Anonymous says:
Megatron: Get off, you little Autobot twerps! Sunstreaker and Sideswipe: Make us!
Anonymous says:
sideswipe: I got the whole thing in my mouth because i have no gag reflex! sunstreaker: Let me try some! megs: you think you can swallow the whole thing too?
Galvatron says:
Sideswipe: Sunstreaker! Hold em while I get his pants down!
Sunstreaker: Gotcha!
Megatron: Get off me you Homobots!
Unknown says:
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe:DOUBLE TEAM!!!!!Megatron:You've been watching too much Poke'mon.
Anonymous says:
And so farmer Megatron let out his cry, "Martha, fone th'thorities! 2 Damn Auttibots er drunk in the fields, third time this week!"
Vector Sigma says:
"No guys! I dropped the football!! I dropped the football!!! ACK!!"
Anonymous says:
Megatron, Sunstreaker, and Sideswipe each tried out for the parts as Crocodile Hunter stunt doubles, but ended up as motion capture actors for the next Madden video game.
Memo says:
Megatron: "How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us!" Autobots: what you say?!
Anonymous says:
Sunstreaker: HES MINE!!!
Sideswipe: NO WAY!!! HES MINE!!!
Megatron: IM OWN ME!!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU 2!!! AHHH!! *runs away quick*
yo says:
The Lamborghini brothers practice their Night of the Living Dead impression. Brains! Brains!
Bumble_Bug says:
Megatron: Holy crap the filed rats are big this year!!!!! and JUST when I wanted to cut sum hay for my lil bunnies!
Anonymous says:
Megatron:"Gret, now all tohse caption bastards are going to bring out the 3-way gay sex jokes."
Jeremy says:
megatron: i never got what giveing head means cuz ur not even giveing somethin to my head
Anonymous says:
Sunstreaker: Is that a REAL XT-97 Decepticon Vintage Fusion Cannon?!
Sideswipe: YEAH! LETS GRAB IT! We can make a bundle on e-bay!
ras says:
"Please take us with you Megatron, Prime is telling jokes again!!!!"
Anonymous says:
Megatron: "Um, guys, I can transform myself, you know. Guys? GUYS!?!?"
Anonymous says:
hold still your pedicure is almost done...now let me get this mud mask on and your set.
Galvatron says:
megatron is at the ten yard line.the defense pushes hard to take him done at the goalline
Gameovermus Prime says:
Megatron, a member of boy band "The Decepticons", was today mobbed by rabid fans.
Orion Pax says:
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Anonymous says:
SunStreaker and Sideswipe: GROUP HUG!!!
Megatron: NO!!! get away from me! Are you two high or gay?! People are looking at us!
Anonymous says:
Tazz: Michael Cole! Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are trying to wrestle Megatron!
Omega Prime says:
looks like Sipewipe is gonna give him the fµ©kin finisher and pin him!
Omega Prime says:
looks like Sidwipe is gonna wipe him out with a fµ©kin Rock Bottom while sunstreaker holds him!
Omega Prime says:
oh no! Megatron is getting double teamed and is taking a huge beating!
Anonymous says:
Comentator: AND NOW, A THREE WAY CWF (CYBERTRON WRESTLING FEDERATION) MATCH HAS BEGUN BETWEEN MEGATRON, SIDESWIPE AND SUNSTREAKER!
Anonymous says:
It never accured to me that using a love potion to take over the world would be so scary.
Dynamus Prime says:
Sunstreaker: Well, Sideswipe, is it a boy or a girl? Sideswipe: I SEE A HEAD!!
Anonymous says:
Megatron:Look son. Look what you did to your little brother Sideswipe. You punched him. Go to your room! Sunstrealer: Aw man.
Anonymous says:
Sunstreaker & Sideswipe: Food!! Megatron: Get away from me you dead Autobots from the grave!
JetFire says:
sideswipe: stupid grass!
sunstreaker: stop searching! I got it! I found your lens Megatron!
Omega Prime says:
Is that a rocket attached to his shoulder or is it Megatrons big cock?
Anonymous says:
Sunstreaker:DADDY!!!! YOUR HOME!!!! Sideswipe: YEAHZ!!!! Megatron: Thanky you boys, now go do your homework.
Anonymous says:
No Megatron, your not allowed to get all the Armada figure. Let the fans get them first
Anonymous says:
Its another great match at the CWF, and we move coverage right to to our main event! A tag-team bout pitting the AutobotBrothers Sideswipe and Sunstreaker going 2 on 1 against Megatron.
Anonymous says:
And if you thought this screenshot was embarassing wait til Sideswipe end up in Skkyfires arms a few screens later...
Jeremy says:
mwgatron: hey u dumb asses get off i only have threesoms with female decpiticons!
sideswipe: well we are decpiticons
megatron: no your not
sunstreaker: maybe not now but with a few million energon cubes someday we will
Anonymous says:
MEGATRON:Billy and Chuck; get off of me! SUNSTREAKER AND SIDESWPE: OH RICO!!!
Omega Prime says:
welcome to SmackDown! looks like the match has started with Megatron getting Gored! ah fµ©k! not his cock again!
Sideshow Sideswipe says:
Sunstreaker: welcome home Daddy!
Sideswipe: Yay! what did you bring us?
Megatron: now this is prety f**ked up right here.
davewelttf says:
Sunstreaker goes in to tackle Megatron for the ball without knowing that Sideswipe had been the ball the whole time
Anonymous says:
While trying to console a distraught Sideswipe, Megatron finds that more than one transformer was upset by Optimus Prime being portrayed as a monkey.
Anonymous says:
Megatron: Sideswipe i told you to wait at the...... never mind keep going alittle more to the left then up
Anonymous says:
Are you sure that this is legal now? I mean sodimy still carries a hefty fine in the bible belt
Anonymous says:
Sorry to stop you so abruptly Megatron, but Could you help me get this toilet tank off my head? Long story...
JetFire says:
Sunstreaker: good job, you stop the ball, Sideswipe!
Megatron: what are you doing? playing Soccer? so you have to found Cosmos, with your three body colors you could make the Bresilian Flag!
Anonymous says:
Meg: get your hands off me! but you can keep sucking Edited by Seibertron
Anonymous says:
Sunstreaker: Here Sideswipe let me help you get that rocket launcher in there...
Anonymous says:
Megatron: If we actually had the naughty bits humans do, this would be REALLY embarassing, Sideswipe!
Shermtron says:
Megtron is stepping up to pass...No hes being sacked bye sunstreaker and sideswipe
Warpath says:
Sideswipe:If we take him here nobody will notice.
Sunstreaker: Yeah it´ll be fun abusing old megs!
Pokejedservo says:
Sunstreaker: SIDESWIPE GET OUT OF THERE DO YOU WANT TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE THAT SLAG DID TO DEVASTATOR?! Sideswipe (thinking): What mist...ah $hit! Megatron (also thinking): Thank you, Autobot!
