The Ultimate Caption Contest
Optimus w/ arms around Autobots
180 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Rainmaker says:
Optimus Prime: I'm sorry about what happened in DOTM, I tried convincing Michael Bay to cut that part out but he wouldn't budge.
trailbreaker says:
Optimus invites Ironhide and Wheeljack to "have some candy" in his "van."
Crashcomet says:
WJ: (thinking) Just a little bit more, Prime, and I'll blow that smug face of yours off with my shoulder gun!
michellatron says:
....and that, Ironhide and Wheeljack, were my experiences in the 60s. It was all about something they called free love. There was a lot of hugging, just like this.
Zeedust says:
Wheeljack: "Tough break on the moie designs, guys..."
Ironhide: "Yeah, yeah... How'd Jacky here get spared, anyways?"
Optimus: "Apparently, Micheal Bay didn't think there was that much the needed to be changed.&quo
Unknown says:
Optimus Prime:Then we started to kick megatron in the groin!It was awesome!
Ironhide(thinking):I hate it when he tells us about High School.
Scatterlung says:
Prime: Guys...They're writing the movie...I just wanted to say I love you...
DestronMatrix says:
Prime:"eventhough you guys killed humans, stole energon, joined the decepticons and stole the matrix I forgive you"
Ironhide(to wheeljack):"man he will forgive anythng."
Wheeljack:"yeah it's great"
Godfather Bluto says:
OP: I'm sorry u guys for u will die in 20 years and i'll be ressurected while you guys are disintgrated.
Both: DAMN THOSE FANS WE MADE THEM LAFF AND CRY Y NOT US TOO!
Prowl Worshipper says:
OP: I don't know how to tell you this, but...there is no Santa Claus.
I: WHAT!? Slagging hell, you mean I've been behaving myself all year for NOTHING?
WJ: Thanks, Prime. Now what is there to live for?
Zeedust says:
Optimus: "Okay... We died in the movie and you two don't come back in the cartoon... That's the bad news. But look on the bright side, there's still the comics."
Anonymous says:
Optimus: You guys REALLY wanna screw with the Decepticons? Ok, here's the plan: Ironhide, you cruise on over to the MegaloMart and pick up an industrial sized container of KY Jelly. Wheeljack, I'm gonna need you to make a stop at Walmart
Zu Darkness says:
Optimus: Okay huddle around..the depections may have the lead by 4 points and this is the last play of the game but with our special play we can't lose
Ironhide: What's the plan
Wheeljack: Do we make use of my Atomic Warheads?
Shadow Fox says:
Optimus- hehe, it's alright, just a bit closer and I'll tell you the secret of the Matrix...
Zeedust says:
Optimus: "So, Wheeljack, now your name's been reused too. How does it feel?" Wheeljack: "Like being raped, but without the sex." Ironhide: "Hey, at least your name went to someone cool in Armada...
Anonymous says:
Prime: All right now, you two go play with the nice Decepticons, Prime's got an important meeting with a giant tub of popcorn and the MST3K marathon, mmmkay?
Anonymous says:
We've got to go on this anger management session with the Decepticons.
Anonymous says:
Prime: Ironhide, Wheeljack... Help me...
Ironhide: But Prime, I tought it was your job today to change Marissa's diapers...
Prime: I know Ironhide, but I have to make a special run to Autobotcity...
Anonymous says:
And now we retun to our main event on HBO.... "Three Autobots and a baby"
Zu Darkness says:
I've decided the right course of action to rid the Depections. We'll like GI Joe do it and we'll just move on back to cybertron
Anonymous says:
Optimus: As it stands, Wheel jack double crosses us in Armada...
IronHide: What about me?
Optimus: Um..you die in the movie and come back in RID as a cow printed pickup truck wioth ninja moves...
WheelJack: ::Chuckle Snort::
Anonymous says:
Prime: "Now I want you two to shake hands and make up. Go on...."
Anonymous says:
c'mon boys, now i know you want to please your leader. shh..itll be our little secret...dont cry, i just wanna watch.
Anonymous says:
Prime:ok here's the plan
1)we jump and go boo when the decepticons come.
2)then we make weird faces. heheheh
Ironhide:Prime you've had to much energon
Anonymous says:
Optimus-"All right no more fighting, now kiss and make-up........ make it a long deep kiss, make it long and sexy,...... blah blah......... and after your finished blowing him say what a lovely tea party we had. As for me, I'll just watc
ryo777 says:
PRIME: "You are NOT alone!...I am HERE with you!...Though you're far away...(Prime calms his fellow Autobots by singing Michael Jackson).
ryo777 says:
PRIME: Now calm down Ironhide, listen to Wheeljack. Sideswipe called you a "Red truck", not a "Redneck".
ryo777 says:
Prime:Hahaahhaaha!!! I got bad news, both of you LOSERS die in the movie!!
Wheeljack: Uh, NEWSFLASH, so do you MORON!!
ryo777 says:
Awright fellas, I checked with Ratchet, and our tests came back negative. The 3way is now a "GO"!!
Anonymous says:
"Hey guys....did you think Wheeljack's pork chops were a bit dry tonight?"
Anonymous says:
Optimus:Okay guys, here's the plan,(whispers)Got it? Wheeljack and Ironhide nod Optimus: Okay, and break!
Starscream K'dash says:
OP(sluring):I....Love U guys,now Help me cripple the bastards from mainframe and the other bastards who created RID.
Ironhide: Uhh.....wha?
Wheeljack:who wrote this crap,anyway? oh yeah It was K'dash. ;)
Anonymous says:
W: Does too! I: Does not! W: Does too! I: Does not! OP: Hey guys, what's all the fighting about? I and W: SHUT UP! W: Does too! I: Does not! OP: (sighs) I quit.
Anonymous says:
OP: The next part of this Anger Management program is to learn how to resolve our indifferences.
Ironhide: But Prime!
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack: Prime, do you see this thing I'm pointing in your face? OP: (gulp) Yes, I do. Wheeljack: If you ever hug me again, Prime, You are gonna find this in your face again; and I'll not be responsible for what happens next. Ironhide:
Anonymous says:
Prime:"See this 'bot? This bot is the bot." Ironhide:"Prime, did you get into the energon again?"
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Did I ever tell you guys how much I love you?
Wheeljack: you took him drinking again didnt you Ironhide?
Anonymous says:
ok this is the plan. When rachtet comes along, iron hide u trip him, wheeljacvks u sit on him. Irondhie: What about you Prime? Prime: Time for a wedgie prime style
RandomFerret says:
OP: "..Now you both know what to do. Let's keep this.. 'in the family'."
IH: "Jeez, Prime, you almost had me there. That Don Corleone accent gave it away, though. You're too funny!&qu
Anonymous says:
OP: how come they didn't shape you guys like your toys?
Wheelejack: you mean my beautiful face is ruined?!
Ironhide: i don't know, i just wanted to look more human myself.
RodimusPrime says:
Just then Optimus decides to persue a career as a priest. "Now Boyz u both no wut will happen if u tell your parents wut happened"
RodimusPrime says:
Now boys you all know that your parents don't need to no wut we did today.
Firestorm says:
Prime: I'm going off with Alita 1 for a little bit. If I'm not back, don't bother coming to get me.
Anonymous says:
We are all going to be re-issued so that people can dont have to get ripped off buying a G-1
APOLLO says:
Optimus "All right guys, it's fourth and goal, and the Decepticons are up by six points. Ironhide, I'm gonna hand the ball to you and your gonna pass it to Wheeljack in the end zone."
Ironhide "Sounds like a
Anonymous says:
Prime: Listen you two, Wheeljack didn't mean to blow you up Ironhide.But as punishment for your actions, I'm going to now bonk your heads together!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Ironhide, don't grab my ass in a huddle. Ironhide: Sorry Prime. Wheeljack: That it, I'm joining the Gobots.
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Ironhide, don't grab my ass in a huddle. Ironhide: Sorry Prime. Wheeljack: That it I'm joining the Gobots.
Dynamus Prime says:
Hey, Ironhide! Do you remember the time I dipped you and Wheeljack in tar and stuck you to the backside of an angry robo-water-buffalo?
Anonymous says:
Prime: "Wheeljack, Ironhide...I feel like I've known you both for such a long time..." *Attempts to kiss them, Wheeljack laughs, "Good thing i welded that face mask on, we expected this day to come."
Vector Sigma says:
"I gotta tell you guys...this Preperation H works miracles!"
Anonymous says:
"Sorry to bother you guys, I have to fill out this health insurance thing...how many times have I died again?"
Anonymous says:
Prime::whispers::"Have either of you guys seen my damn trailer?"
Sky-Byte says:
Ironhide: Uhhh....Yeah...Prime, could you back up about a foot and a half?
Anonymous says:
Optimus: "...and so you see, Simford & Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television."
Anonymous says:
Optimus:"I have good news, and I have bad news. The bad news is we all DIE in the movie. The good news...for me...is I come back."
Ironhide:"What about us?"
Optimus:"Nice knowing you, boys."
Anonymous says:
its about time we, as autobots, begin to explore new facets of our manhood.
Heather Prime says:
ya optimus pirme, iron hide, and wheeliejack hug with to me make happy hope to autobots
Anonymous says:
Optimus:Hey boys, I made some nice wholes for watching Arcee by having a shower. Wanna seeeee?
Anonymous says:
los amo mis queridos colegas, pero los voy a despedir,porque mueren en la pelicula
Sideswipe says:
hey guys ummm lets not tell hot rod about this thing between me and arcee ok. Theres some extra energon and ummm Ill give each of you a turn on arcee if you promise!
Ironhide: Yeehoo Im in
wheeljack: can I stick her prime?
ToXmAn says:
did you guys kwew about sideswipe and megatron ? (http://www.seibertron.com/caption/index.php?id=79)
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Did I ever tell you the time I kick magatons ass? Ironhide: Maybe a million times!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Ok. Ionhide you take the left. Wheeljack you take the right.
Ionhide: I dun get it.. *Wheeljack klunks him on da head*
Anonymous says:
I just had this urgent feeling that i needed to say to you guys: You are a bunch of lame a$$holes!
Anonymous says:
PRIME: Hey guys...
You ever consider tryying that whole...Combinding thing? And I mean that in the totaly none Robosexual way!
Anonymous says:
Prime: "Hey Guy did you know that i can transform into a semi? Did you??! HAHAHA"
Anonymous says:
Ironhide, Wheeljack, I have a mission fo--.. hmm (rubs their backs), have you two been working out?
Anonymous says:
Tell me boyz, do you think just because I am rich and powerfull, a girl like Angelina Jolie could fall for me?
Anonymous says:
I know I know its hard on all of us. The tremendous loss of that cute little bunny will stay in each and every one of us till the rest of our lives....
Anonymous says:
Ironhide, you are like the son I never had. What about me, Prime? ERrr... Wheeljack you too, but more like the girl I never had.
Anonymous says:
What if transformers was
an educational program for Kids 4 and under,
hmmm
Anonymous says:
all right you guys 3secs left on the clock the score is 1000&1000 iam going for a fild goal,ready break!later all right who put lead in the foot ball megatron on the side line:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Otacon says:
Optimus: now guys i know u aint very comfortable with this threesome idea but trust me you WILL enjoy it!!
Anonymous says:
Now look Ironhide, Just because you saw something in the movie "deliverance", that does not give you permission to make Wheeljack "sqial like a pig"
Anonymous says:
hey guys! i just wanted to tell you the ark is a little smelly right now i ate a bean burrito this morning and wheewwww!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Ironhide you take the con on the right, wheeljack your center. AND BREAK
Anonymous says:
optimus:lads, i think ive drunk to much 4 star fuel,
Ironhide: wot??? get away from me!
Anonymous says:
Another clue to the identity of the true optimus....the clone got a little....personal with the other Autobots
Anonymous says:
hola optimus prime yo te admiro y teago referencia
de esta nota con un video que se llama the rockestar an rock superestar
Anonymous says:
Prime: I read a report in the Cybertron Times that hugging is good for morale.
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Nice job, guys, I, ouch! Wheeljack, your stupid shoulder lazer rifle poked me right in the chest!
Wheeljack: Sorry, Optimus. My bad.
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack, Ironhide--you two have done very well rescuing Spike & Carly from the Decepticons.
Anonymous says:
Wheeljack, Ironhide--you two deserve most of the credit for finding the cure for scraplets...namely, water!
Anonymous says:
op:you see wheelhack and ironhide, when i mommy robot and a daddy robot..
WJ: we know darnit
Anonymous says:
optimus, "dont tell elita1 this, but me and soundwave have a little fling going on" ironhide/wheeljack "ohhh we know, dont worry your secret is safe with us boss"
Anonymous says:
optimus"can i tell you 2 a secret", ironhide/wheeljack "sure opt, anything",, optimus"i stepped on bumblebee in the dreamwave comic issue 1 second printing" ironhide/wheeljack "hahahahahahaha,
Anonymous says:
Optimus: I have a plan, we go the year 2005, sneak up on Hot Rod and kill him before my death.
Anonymous says:
OPTIMUS PRIME:Psst!Look guys; I need you two to tell RODIMUS that ULTRA MAGNUS,ARCEE, ALITA-1 and myself are sneaking off on a double date. Thanks for covering me up. IRONHIDE and WHEELJACK:As long as we get paid $1000 cyberdollars.
davewelttf says:
Prime:I just wanted to tell you, I love you.
Wheeljack:Who you talking to?
Prime:huh? oh Slag!
Black Arachnis says:
prime:now you two kiss and make up!ironhide:but prime he started it!wheeljack:did not!
Anonymous says:
Good work, Wheeljack and Ironhide! You two were highly instrumental in the defeat of Devastator.
Anonymous says:
Good work, Wheeljack and Ironhide! You two did a fantastic job of, uh...putting me back together! I was thrilled to pieces when I saw Elita-One for the first time in four million years!
:)
Anonymous says:
Good work, Wheeljack and Ironhide! You two did a fantastic job of bringing me back to life!
:)
Anonymous says:
Good work, Wheeljack and Ironhide! You two did a fantastic job guarding our headquarters. :)
Jeremy says:
prime: great guys u won the football game to celebrate im takring u to robohooters ironhide: i dont wont to bather my girlfriend at work
Slappyfrog says:
Optimus: "You can merge like Devastator! I know you can! Prowl, Mirage, Hound, get over here!"
Pokejedservo says:
The Anti-"Optimus has a Bad Day!" picture, now all it needs is Mirage.
