The Ultimate Caption Contest
Powerglide holding his own head
142 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
PG: So that Halloween trick was a real hit, eh, Ratchet?
Ratch: *Comes and checks him out* Err... maybe, but it wasn't a success...
Rainmaker says:
Wheeljack: I've removed all your memories of your, uh, girlfriend. You should be safe from Kiss Players now.
Nexus Knight says:
Powerglide: I was part of Combiner Wars, now time for Titan's Return!
GallifreyanSeeker says:
With all of his conflict as to whether he should be with Astoria or Moonracer, Powerglide just couldn't take it anymore.
Zeedust says:
Yet another victim of the dreaded drop test!
(Yeah, I know the Fort Mex debacle was four years ago. Your point?)
Fireblader says:
Powerglide took his research into a halloween costume a little too seriously!
SilentBlaster says:
Powerglide Im a head master now prime wach ( rips of head) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Optimus Prime: Thats riddiculiose you know headmasters dont really exist.
DestronMatrix says:
Powerglide:"hey,Brainstorm,Hardhead,cromedome,
Highbrow,Arcee ool Powerglide is a headmaster too. can I join your club now?"
Autobot headmasters:"No for the last time powerglide you can't"
Zeedust says:
Bowling night had taken Powerglide by surprise again. He had to improvise... and fast.
Roadshadow says:
Optimus: I told you not to go to the gay pride parade, but noooooooooooo.....
Powerglide: It was all Perceptor's fault! He had sex with me again! I couldn't take it!
Quickdash says:
who said i wasnt a bot of many talents? now i need to find ratchet to repair me. dammit, sometimes i really do feel like ill lose my head easily
Demonic Femme says:
Powerglide, "Okay, so I doubted that the Grim-Reaper was real- my fault. At least he didn't run off with my head."
Dragonoth says:
note: The "Queen of Hearts" caption is not what my chain-posts are referring to. Only the "Decepticons disguised as women" post is for that. I apologize for the inconvenience.
Dragonoth says:
It's pretty bad when Autobots start losing their heads over human females. You'll know our doom is sealed if the Decepticons start dressing as women.
—enter the Dragonoth—
Dragonoth says:
Powerglide ran afoul of the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland. He used all the red paint on himself.
ZaberFang says:
Hot Rod (offscreen): Well, I can't really say you have a good head on your shoulders anymore!"
Powerglide: "Oh, ha ha, that's VERY funny!"
Marv says:
Prime: you look just fine to me mister! You can't stay home from school today!
Masterpiece Prowl says:
So Powerglide, you finally got your head handed to you.
Powerglide: HEY! That's not funny.
Zeedust says:
Oddly enough, Powerglide probably stil fetches fifteen or twenty dollars on eBay even in this condition.
Zeedust says:
Powerglide: "Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Powerglide at... Wait, I'M Powerglide, and that's not a bust of... Oh dear Primus. MEDIC!"
Anonymous says:
Powerglide: ...seriously, just don't ask... you don't want to know how it happened...
Shadow Fox says:
Powerglide- No..nope this isn't normal, I don't think my transformation goes like this, can anyone help me remember how I do it again? (Autobot's snickering in the background)
Anonymous says:
Optimus: I told you not to go to the gay pride parade, but noooooooooooo.....
Powerglide: It was all Perceptor's fault! He had sex with me again! I couldn't take it!
Zu Darkness says:
Prowl: Umm powerglide. When Arcee meant by giving head she didn't really mean taking off your head. Powerglide: Oh
Anonymous says:
::drops his head:: body searches puts a rock on where his head should be.
"im over here you headless hulk of junk wait im talking to myself "
Anonymous says:
"darn kids i told you to leave my head alone!"
Scooby doo: "ra row!"
mystery gang: "sorry we thought it was a mask"
"and i would of gotten away WITH MY HEAD if it wernt for you medaling kid
Anonymous says:
Bluestreak: Ummm, Powerglide.
Powerglide: Yea?
bluestreak: you need a Nebulon for that, or a at least a mini-con.
Powerglide: D'oh!
Beast Simpson says:
Powerglide: Maybe I should've listened when they said "Hitting something dosent fix it..." Oh well. Let me beat this head back into place here.....
Zu Darkness says:
Damn I lost in Duel Monsters and have no rare cards so I guess I have to cope and offer my head insted. Damn Yugi I'll get back at him I swear I will
Anonymous says:
This is the LAST time I let that Buzzsaw, from "Armada", takes my "Ahead in life" speech seriously!
tfpredaking says:
Ah-man, Ratchet's gonna be pissed! This is the 4th time I've jerked off the wrong head!
Anonymous says:
See that powerglide? that'll learn you to stop playing with that fan without proper protection!
dino says:
Powerglide: It alway a arm and a leg. but because I'm a plane it cost me my head crap
Anonymous says:
Chromia finds out about Powerglide's affair with Astoria Carlton Ritz...
tony says:
"Oops, guess that bolt that was hanging out had a purpose after all."
Anonymous says:
POWERGLIDE: Well hey Baby, Ya said You always wanted to date a headmaster, so Here I am!
Anonymous says:
Powerglide was so glad to see Moonracer (for the first time in millions of years) that he lost his head...literally! :)
Dynamus Prime says:
Powerglide, surprisingly, was the first to come up with the idea of Headmasters, not Brainstorm.
Jeremy says:
powerguied: powerguied autobot powerguied hes the greatest autobot didi from the plante cybertron hes about run into teletron 1 AHHH
Anonymous says:
Powerglide: Boys and girls, I have ripped my head off for no reason. This sucks!
Anonymous says:
Powerglide: Mya ha ha, I am the headless horse man. I will now take my own robotic head and scare the s£!t out of everyone.
Speedbreaker says:
Powerglide:"Good thing "some parts may detach if excessive force is aplied and are meant to reattach if sepparation does occur."
Anonymous says:
Powerglide: This is the last time I attend a party hosted by Anyone named Mccloud!
Anonymous says:
(imitating Waspinator) Ohhh, Powerglide has a headache in his WHOLE body!
Anonymous says:
Powerglide was forced to issue an apology just days later after the school children he was teaching attempted similar stunts with their classic Transformers collections
Anonymous says:
Powerglide: "No! I refuse to become a Headmaster!" He takes off his head and dies
Anonymous says:
Can you stand on your head?
Prime: You are NOT the Cheshire Cat, Powerglide, no matter how much you want it!
Anonymous says:
Powerglide: I'll show them I can be a head master too!!! HEAD...OFF! uh oh! Wrong saying. Maybe i'll just audition for the headless horseman instead.
Anonymous says:
"...yeah, and I still didn't get the part in Sleepy Hollow."
Anonymous says:
(Autobot laughter in background) "I could still mop the floor with any RID character"
Anonymous says:
Now that I think about it;my head can screw Estoria while my body can have Moonracer. I'm a genius.
Anonymous says:
I lose my head because I'm dating MOONRACER (An Autobot female)AND Estoria Carlton Ritz(A human female. Maybe I'll become a Headmaster.
Anonymous says:
Mother always said I'd lose my head if it weren't screwed on right. Guess what, Ma? It apparently wasn't!
Anonymous says:
Powerglide: I guess being a headmaster isn't what it's all cracked up to be.
Jackpot says:
"Man, some days I just lose my head! But you've really gotta hand it to me - I'm ahead of everybody else.....'s....... heh.... Hello? Is this thing on?"
Anonymous says:
...see kids? I'm not really a robot. I'm just an actor in a robot suit!
Anonymous says:
I'm trying out for the role as the headless horseman.
Think I'll get the part?
Ultimate Optimus says:
So any ways! Funny story! There ARE no Headmasters yet! Can you believe THAT!
Maxie-Astrotrain says:
Powerglide: Some how I dont recall "this" being in the job discription when I signed on..
