Ratchet and Fanzone talk to Rattletrap

trailbreaker says:

“You forgot his exo-suit !!”

trailbreaker says:

Who gets to eat the human ?

Riptidemtmte says:

Ratchet- "Say, Rattle, didn't you go by the name 'Rattrap' while I was gone?"
Rattle- "Yup. Primus-damned copyright laws..."

omegasupreme69 says:

i told You we already have a bumblebee

Swoopscream says:

So Cybertronian drugs make you feel like sticking your... uh... THING in a light socket... right?

BenderCrosby1 says:

Dude...did you HAVE to bring your little brother?

snavej says:

Rattletrap: In G1, you used to be slimmer. What happened to you, Ratchet?

Ratchet: I don't know. I reached 5 million years old and just ballooned!

jordie5150 says:

I want a good clean fight. Now touch gloves and head back to your corners. When the bell sounds, come out fighting.

Mofo4life says:

Ratchet:He said you stole his wife.
Rattrap:He's a liar! I'm not interested in dating human women.

Mofo4life says:

Ratchet:You know what your doing with the human isn't allowed?
Rattrap:So! It's my Playstation 3.

Mofo4life says:

Ratchet: I know you. But I don't know you, though I do know you. So who are you?
Rattrap: I am your father, don't you know?
Ratchet:Really? Where's my allowance?

Road Turtle says:

Ratchet, "Wow, Wheelie! You've really let yourself go!"

Rattrap, "Who's Wheelie?"

Bumblevivisector says:

FANZONE: "We're investigatin' a 918: Continuity-Rape. Seems back in '99, some jag-off tried ta' ret-con some sorta' "organic core" into the planet we're standin' on. Don't s'poze you'd happen to know anything about dat, ay rat-fink?

Bumblevivisector says:

RATTLETRAP: "Woah, woah, hey! That green guy with the tail-interface was someone else! Both my legs work just fine, and no one's guttin' MY character, see?

Marcus Rush says:

No wonder Rattletrap is the planet's greatest champion in the Stare Leagues. He doesn't even blink.

MarkNL says:

Rattletrap: Is this Beast Wars?
Ratchet: No, I guess you're in the wrong series.

PhelesDragon says:

Rhinox's new TransMetal form is less impressive than what I was expecting...

Road Turtle says:

"Beast Wars? Never heard of it."

#Sideways# says:

"This is madness!"

*Ratchet looks to Fanzone*

"Madness? THIS! IS! CYBERTROOOOOON!!!!"

Godzillabot Primal says:

;
Look, we know you saw the "merchandise". So we're gonna give you a choice. Sleep with the Sharkticons or snap your Rattletrap

BeastProwl says:

So, are you sure you want to adopt?

snavej says:

Ultimate Galactic Stare-Out Championship, week 83.

snavej says:

Ratchet: Cliffjumper is a ****.

Rattletrap: Yeah, Cliffjumper is a big ******* **** with bells on.

Fanzone: He shouldn't jump off so many ******* cliffs, then. Stupid ****.

rockman_fan says:

>cancelled after 3 seasons too?
>yeah...

Heckfire says:

Eeeyeah...20 creds, same as in town. 30 for both o'yas.

Ravage XK says:

I don't remember this episode at all

snavej says:

Ratchet: There's no light in his eyes. He could be dead.

Rattletrap: No, dummy! I need a new bulb!

snavej says:

Ratchet: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Rattletrap: He's gone nuts! Run, Fanzone, run!

Fanzone: My doctor told me not to run.

Rattletrap: Shuffle, then! [Flees]

snavej says:

Rattletrap: My chest plate was a 'donation' from some loser called Waspinator.

Fanzone: My chest plate is mostly made of burgers and fries.

Ratchet: Freaky!

snavej says:

Ratchet: ...so, I'm sorry to say that you have quasi-rust of the pendulum. You'll be dead in a week.

Rattletrap: No problem, just transfer my mind to a floppy disk and build me a new body!

Ratchet: I would if I could but floppy disks are so rare an

snavej says:

Ratchet: Heck, your shoulder's screwed on so crudely!

Rattletrap: We don't all come off the assembly line perfect. Xiao Fezhang was very tired that day.

snavej says:

Fanzone: Yeah, this base is really great but I really need a dump.

Ratchet: I have some of those adult diapers...

Fanzone: Too late! This is why I wear brown trousers!

snavej says:

Fanzone: Do you guys know any hair growth tricks? I'm already half bald.

Rattletrap: Just give us another 17 episodes to save the world, then we'll try to solve that really pressing problem.

snavej says:

Ratchet: After I grab your counterweights, I want you to cough.

Rattletrap: I'm not doing it without my parents here!

Ratchet: I'm not paying to bring them all the way from Cybertron. Are you a warrior or a turborat anyway?!

snavej says:

Ratchet: You think you've had a rough day? A syringe of anaesthetic fell off a shelf inside me and now I can't feel my ass!

snavej says:

Fanzone: Who's this bozo? Looks like a giant bat slept with a Buick!

Rattletrap: Insolent human; it was an Oldsmobile!

snavej says:

Ratchet (whispers): I'm gonna stamp on him. Five energon cubes says I can sever all his limbs and his head in one go.

Rattletrap (whispers): You're on.

snavej says:

Ratchet: Hey kids, go pester your parents to buy more Transformers!

Rattletrap: Yeah, be as annoying as possible!

Fanzone: Can my name be any more incestuous?!

Mindmaster says:

"You got the goods?"
"Yeah, here's your stuff."
-passes to Ratchet the prototype G2 SG Optimus Prime toy-

turbomagnus says:

Alright, I want a good clean fight, a retirement cabin on one of Cybertron's moons and all the energon goodies I can eat... but I'm not getting any of that, so let's get it on!

xyl360 says:

Rattrap: Well Ratchet, at least you got picked up for a new series after yours got cancelled. Us Maximals and Predacons are headed for the unemployment line and Engergon Stamps don't buy as much as they used to...We're all gonna die!

GCsamybliz says:

We know Arcee is your sister, just admit it