The Ultimate Caption Contest
Ratchet and Fanzone talk to Rattletrap
42 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Riptidemtmte says:
Ratchet- "Say, Rattle, didn't you go by the name 'Rattrap' while I was gone?"
Rattle- "Yup. Primus-damned copyright laws..."
Swoopscream says:
So Cybertronian drugs make you feel like sticking your... uh... THING in a light socket... right?
snavej says:
Rattletrap: In G1, you used to be slimmer. What happened to you, Ratchet?
Ratchet: I don't know. I reached 5 million years old and just ballooned!
jordie5150 says:
I want a good clean fight. Now touch gloves and head back to your corners. When the bell sounds, come out fighting.
Mofo4life says:
Ratchet:He said you stole his wife.
Rattrap:He's a liar! I'm not interested in dating human women.
Mofo4life says:
Ratchet:You know what your doing with the human isn't allowed?
Rattrap:So! It's my Playstation 3.
Mofo4life says:
Ratchet: I know you. But I don't know you, though I do know you. So who are you?
Rattrap: I am your father, don't you know?
Ratchet:Really? Where's my allowance?
Road Turtle says:
Ratchet, "Wow, Wheelie! You've really let yourself go!"
Rattrap, "Who's Wheelie?"
Bumblevivisector says:
FANZONE: "We're investigatin' a 918: Continuity-Rape. Seems back in '99, some jag-off tried ta' ret-con some sorta' "organic core" into the planet we're standin' on. Don't s'poze you'd happen to know anything about dat, ay rat-fink?
Bumblevivisector says:
RATTLETRAP: "Woah, woah, hey! That green guy with the tail-interface was someone else! Both my legs work just fine, and no one's guttin' MY character, see?
Marcus Rush says:
No wonder Rattletrap is the planet's greatest champion in the Stare Leagues. He doesn't even blink.
MarkNL says:
Rattletrap: Is this Beast Wars?
Ratchet: No, I guess you're in the wrong series.
PhelesDragon says:
Rhinox's new TransMetal form is less impressive than what I was expecting...
#Sideways# says:
"This is madness!"
*Ratchet looks to Fanzone*
"Madness? THIS! IS! CYBERTROOOOOON!!!!"
Godzillabot Primal says:
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Look, we know you saw the "merchandise". So we're gonna give you a choice. Sleep with the Sharkticons or snap your Rattletrap
snavej says:
Ratchet: Cliffjumper is a ****.
Rattletrap: Yeah, Cliffjumper is a big ******* **** with bells on.
Fanzone: He shouldn't jump off so many ******* cliffs, then. Stupid ****.
snavej says:
Ratchet: There's no light in his eyes. He could be dead.
Rattletrap: No, dummy! I need a new bulb!
snavej says:
Ratchet: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Rattletrap: He's gone nuts! Run, Fanzone, run!
Fanzone: My doctor told me not to run.
Rattletrap: Shuffle, then! [Flees]
snavej says:
Rattletrap: My chest plate was a 'donation' from some loser called Waspinator.
Fanzone: My chest plate is mostly made of burgers and fries.
Ratchet: Freaky!
snavej says:
Ratchet: ...so, I'm sorry to say that you have quasi-rust of the pendulum. You'll be dead in a week.
Rattletrap: No problem, just transfer my mind to a floppy disk and build me a new body!
Ratchet: I would if I could but floppy disks are so rare an
snavej says:
Ratchet: Heck, your shoulder's screwed on so crudely!
Rattletrap: We don't all come off the assembly line perfect. Xiao Fezhang was very tired that day.
snavej says:
Fanzone: Yeah, this base is really great but I really need a dump.
Ratchet: I have some of those adult diapers...
Fanzone: Too late! This is why I wear brown trousers!
snavej says:
Fanzone: Do you guys know any hair growth tricks? I'm already half bald.
Rattletrap: Just give us another 17 episodes to save the world, then we'll try to solve that really pressing problem.
snavej says:
Ratchet: After I grab your counterweights, I want you to cough.
Rattletrap: I'm not doing it without my parents here!
Ratchet: I'm not paying to bring them all the way from Cybertron. Are you a warrior or a turborat anyway?!
snavej says:
Ratchet: You think you've had a rough day? A syringe of anaesthetic fell off a shelf inside me and now I can't feel my ass!
snavej says:
Fanzone: Who's this bozo? Looks like a giant bat slept with a Buick!
Rattletrap: Insolent human; it was an Oldsmobile!
snavej says:
Ratchet (whispers): I'm gonna stamp on him. Five energon cubes says I can sever all his limbs and his head in one go.
Rattletrap (whispers): You're on.
snavej says:
Ratchet: Hey kids, go pester your parents to buy more Transformers!
Rattletrap: Yeah, be as annoying as possible!
Fanzone: Can my name be any more incestuous?!
Mindmaster says:
"You got the goods?"
"Yeah, here's your stuff."
-passes to Ratchet the prototype G2 SG Optimus Prime toy-
turbomagnus says:
Alright, I want a good clean fight, a retirement cabin on one of Cybertron's moons and all the energon goodies I can eat... but I'm not getting any of that, so let's get it on!
xyl360 says:
Rattrap: Well Ratchet, at least you got picked up for a new series after yours got cancelled. Us Maximals and Predacons are headed for the unemployment line and Engergon Stamps don't buy as much as they used to...We're all gonna die!
