The Ultimate Caption Contest
Scrapper buried in snow next to Sari
39 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Bonerking says:
Scrapper and Sari headed to Hollywood to demand why the Hollywood movies about Transformers were so bad. After crashing into Michael Bay's home, they found the real culprit.
omegasupreme69 says:
hey kid i mean i am having a bad day here but Your back WTF is up with that...
Heres a Hint says:
this is not what i had in mind when i said snow is my idea of a good time
Swoopscream says:
Alright.. this is gonna sound nuts... but there was a ghost RIGHT HERE and he sprayed ectoplasm ALL OVER... Do NOT tell Megatron, though.
Zeedust says:
Sari: "That's not how you make snow angels, Scrapper."
Scrapper: "And the jetpack is part of how you usually do it?"
Road Turtle says:
Sari, "What do you mean you're stuck in the snow? You turn into an excavator with treads. Ugh, you're so lame."
MarkNL says:
Sari: I've found my christmas tree!! Gimme some decorations!
Scrapper: uhhh?
Sari: EEK! *Scary voice: It's Alivvveee...
snavej says:
Suri: What happened?
Scrapper: There was a snowball fight. Metroplex showed up. I don't remember much after that.
snavej says:
The snow was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Scrapper didn't like being called a brass monkey, though.
snavej says:
They soon found that New York cafes served unfeasibly large cakes and then they became trapped in the frosting.
snavej says:
Scrapper: Could you please sing 'Soft Kitty' to me?
Suri: No, that would rip off 'The Big Bang Theory'.
Scrapper: O.K., just sing a dirty song by Gary Glitter, then.
snavej says:
Suri: Found you. You're 'it'.
Scrapper: Should have repainted myself white.
Gonshyk says:
Sari: Bad, bad Scrapper, I know that you like me very much, but you have to be modest! This is a children's cartoon!
MasterSoundBlaster says:
"When I asked Charlie Sheen for some acting advice,this isn't what I expected he would do."
Trikeboy says:
Sari: Look Scrapper, look what I just made. That is how you make a snow angel. You have to lie down, not just stand in the snow.
Foximus says:
Sari: Seems like our extreme snowboarding caused an avalanche...Let's do it again!
d_sel1 says:
Sari: It is only 10 feet of snow Scrapper. What, did you grow up in Texas?!?
snavej says:
Scrapper: Embarrassing! Put my picture on the internet and I weel keel you!
#Sideways# says:
"Looks like Scrapper..."
*Sunglasses*
"... Is six-feet under."
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
snavej says:
This is how much cocaine was used in the making of all Transformers stories thus far. A much larger pile was used during the making of all Transformer toys. The Transformer games makers prefer meow meow.
Ryuki says:
well, isn't this an irony... a decepticon whose alt mode was supposed to be power shovel trapped in the ice ?
Bumblevivisector says:
SCRAPPER: "No way was the catalyst mixed right; I'm getting out before I'm trapped in this silicone!"
SARI: "Look, HasTak decided ignore all TFA Costructicons, so it's reverse-molded KOs, or no toys period!
