The Ultimate Caption Contest
Seaspray and Bumblebee converse
55 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Triggerdick Megatron says:
I tried suggesting a date with Arcee but she said she only likes guys who are at least this tall...
trailbreaker says:
“I wish they’d stop making movies about me, the other Autobots are sick of them too!”
Vapor-03 says:
seaspray: Wanna be a cardboard box with me?? Bumblebee: Ohhhhh will ya look at that! It's my ride and they just came right on time! *BB thinking to himself: seaspray gone coo-coo!!
DeltaSilver88 says:
Bumblebee: You shoulda seen the cyberfish Optimus caught last time, it was this big!
Seaspray: Bigger than you? Yeah, that's pretty big.
Decepticon Stryker says:
Seaspray: "So, Bay's making another film..."
Bumblebee: "Yep."
SS: "Any chance I might-"
B: "No."
BG the Robit says:
Bumblebee: Why do you look like a pull-up bar?
Seaspray: Why do YOU look like a yellow ugly Cliffjumper?
Bumblebee: I do not! His horns are THIS high... ok point taken.
VioMeTriX says:
...and the wave came swooshing in, but i handled it like a pro. you would have been so proud of me...
MarkNL says:
Seaspray: "You saw Oprah on TV yesterday?"
Bumblebee: "Yea, I wish I was there in the studio... she said: YOU get an Energon cube, and YOU, and YOU TOO, and YOU! It was crazy..."
sdn1337 says:
Bumblebee: I cocked my hand this far for the backhand because Arcee... that hoetobot didn't give me my energon after doing her work.
Seaspray: ...
ThunderThruster says:
Arcee said she wouldn't go on a date with me until I was at least 'this' big
Maestro Meister says:
"Seaspray, what is that?! On your leg. Is that...is that hair gel? Great! I could use some. I just ran out."
Marcus Rush says:
Bumblebee: "And they said I had to be this tall to ride the Devil's Rage Water Slide..."
Seaspray: "Missed it by that much."
Geminii says:
"You ever get the feeling that all the real action is just propelling itself completely over your head?"
snavej says:
Seaspray: My first job was as a hoverboard for Roadbuster. It was brutal: never again.
snavej says:
Seaspray: Why do people keep calling me 'Bath Time Fun'?
Bumblebee: I don't know but it's better than my nickname 'The Horny Banana'.
snavej says:
Seaspray: There never was a cyberparrot. That's just not funny.
Bumblebee: Shiver me timbers, lad!
[Seaspray whacks him.]
snavej says:
Seaspray: I'm amphibious. What about you?
Bumblebee: Close. My alt mode reminds humans of fascist oppression, for some reason.
Seaspray: I may be slightly insane after too long alone at sea but you are built entirely of screws and nuts, my friend!
snavej says:
Bumblebee: Teacher, teacher, I know the answer!
Seaspray: Shut up or I'll hurt you, nerd!
snavej says:
Together, the two minibots used their most powerful weapon: colours that didn't quite match.
spartanH85 says:
So I tried out this human drug called viagra...it was like...like the Matrix of Leadership upgraded my crotch! It was this big!!!
reluctantyouth says:
Bee: "You can Dance if you want to...you can leave your world behind"
Seaspray: "Bee I'm pretty sure you have to be standing up to do the S-A-F-E-T-Y Dance"
WolfSpider1979 says:
Bumblebee: "You know, I've had it up to..." *looks around* "Where's Skylynx when you want to over-exagerate?"
Tranzilla says:
Can you believe he told me I had to be this tall to ride the Cybercoaster? So I showed him what it was like to have this bug's foot up his a.....
Guuhatsu Jinketsu says:
Bumblebee:"Seaspray...Have you ever had...that not so fresh feeling?"
bionic_radical says:
I dont care WHAT Prime says. I shouldnt have to pay a parking fine for Chip. Ill tell you what Seaspray, you throw that little shit out in the ocean for me, and ill let you fill in for me in season 4. Youve got to get a bug mode and lose the speech impedi
agentcastle says:
Bee- I wish I were a little bit taller
Spray - well I wish I were a baller
cusd220 says:
BUMBLE BEE:why does youre voice sound so weird
SEA SPRAY:beacause ive been under water for s long.
OptiMagnus says:
Bee: "Is mayonnaise a weapon?"
Spray: "No Bumblebee, mayonnaise is not a weapon. Horseradish isn't a weapon either."
Bee: "Slaggit!"
Bumblevivisector says:
BEE: "I've had it up to HERE with having to BEEP instead of talk in the Bayniverse and Aligned!"
SPRAY: "As opposed to being made a Wrecker long enough to be killed offscreen? Cry me a river blblblblb-itch!"
snavej says:
Bumblebee: What's that horrible smell?!
Seaspray: Sorry, I keep getting fish stuck in my joints. They're dead and rotting.
Bumblebee: Oh, like that time when Gears found a dead raccoon behind his grill.
dedcat says:
Each autobot is gifted with a unique ability. Mirage can become invisible. Trailbreaker has forcefields. Bumblebee can make that farting armpit noise without using his other hand.
reluctantyouth says:
Bee: Seaspray...Ultra Maguns had the spark to tell me I had to be at least this tall to go on the mission
Seaspray: Preaching to the choir kiddo
reluctantyouth says:
Bee: Seaspray...can you believe Ultra Magnus had the spark to tell me that I had to be at least this tall to go on the mission.
Seaspray: Well I guess your bromance date with Spike to the carnival will be alot less fun as well...get ready for the kiddi
Bumblevivisector says:
BEE: "So you're sure Alana was staring at your robot feet, and not your...um...never mind..."
Ravage XK says:
Bee, put your arm down. I can smell you from here. Oh for the love of Primus get yourself a Magic Tree!
Ravage XK says:
“So you want to get closer to Acree, try the old slipping the arm around the shoulder move in the cinema. Give it a try…..no the other arm Bee. No hope.”
Mindmaster says:
Can you believe Michael Bay had the BOLTS to milk my character like a cow?
Wolfman Jake says:
I tell you, Seaspray, I've had it up to here with all the short jokes.
