The Ultimate Caption Contest
Sentinel Prime looks over Jazz
61 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
DeltaSilver88 says:
Jazz: Your chin is impressive, sir, but I believe there may be a bomb in there. You should get that checked.
Evil Eye says:
Jazz couldn't help but stare at the colossal pimple on Sentinel Prime's chin.
maroyasha says:
Jazz: Hey calm down bro. I died in the movies too.
SentineL: But Optimus and Megatron both brutally killed me!
Jazz: I was ripped in half man.
Sentinel: ....O.0
EXSkywarp says:
Sentinel: Man, you won't BELIEVE what that tailpipe-hole, Bluestreak did!
Jazz: Argh...Melissa, baby? Yeah, yeah, hang on...
(To Sentinel) Do. You. MIND?! I'M TRYING TO SKYPE HERE!
Oncoming Storm says:
Sentinel Says: "Will you all just STOP calling me 'Sentimental Prime'?!"
malcontentman says:
-Jazz, is there a pimple on my chin?
-OMG!, do even have to ask? Please back up. It's huge.
SKYWARPED_128 says:
Yo, dat free travel pass is fo' da OLD Sentinel in dem movies. Now either pay up, or get yo ass offa my bus!
Goodfella73 says:
Sentinel: Damn, Jazz, you could have told me doing a live film with either Optimus or Megatron is a career ender.
Goodfella73 says:
For your travelling pleasure, I have crankcase oil, a bottle of our finest Energon, and a showing of "Beast Wars."
WolfSpider1979 says:
Jazz: "Wait. Is that what you said? You 'want a meat platter' to enter your chassis? I'm not going to even ask how..."
Sentinel Maximus says:
"Dammit Jazz! Enough already of that cyber-porn of Arcee & Moonracer!"
#Sideways# says:
Sentinel: By Primus!
Jazz: What?
Sentinel: Snavej posts TONS of comments!
snavej says:
Sentinel: How many pop culture references in 'Family Guy' this week?
Jazz: 41,507 or 56,288, depending on how you define them.
Sentinel: Ooh, that really grinds my gears!
Jazz: [Whispers] Ouch!
snavej says:
Jazz: Leave me alone, Sentinel. I'm trying to enjoy the 1950s American Dream! Look at my swell pad and happening record collection.
Sentinel: Fool! That lifestyle leads to mental illness and morbid obesity!
snavej says:
Sentinel: Have you heard? They're making us do another series! Oh hell, no!
Jazz: That's why I booked in here with 'occupational depression'.
Sentinel: I'll join you.
Jazz: Just sit down and stare vacantly.
snavej says:
Sentinel: I just heard you were in here. What happened to you?
Jazz: I appeared in a Bay movie. The money was great but the conditions were brutal.
snavej says:
Jazz: Why am I being kept here?
Sentinel: Because you didn't kill enough trolls, you freakin' coward!
Jazz: I can fix that. Pass me my rifle.
snavej says:
Jazz: Wait a minute, is this some kind of 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' re-enactment?
Sentinel: Hold on, I'll check. [Turns and shouts out] Nurse Ratchet, can I ask you something?
snavej says:
Sentinel: I'm just going to keep saying crazy things so I don't have to fight.
Jazz: Yeah, all right. By the way, have you seen the Decepticon army standing behind you?
snavej says:
Sentinel: We are the Aryans, the blue-eyed boys! Let's set up a death camp!
Jazz: Nah, we're sending you to maximum security bitch-slap camp.
snavej says:
Jazz (thinks): Can't a bot watch hours of mindless TV without some chinny freak yelling at him to 'Get out there and stop them before they overrun the base'?!.
skidflap says:
JAZZ: Transformers prime season 3 is almost downloaded SP, but don't you think we should check the source first?
datguy86 says:
Jazz! I don't care how big it is, my envy demands you keep that thing covered during missions!
paul053 says:
Sentinel: You tell Optimus what? That oil leaking thing didn't happen on my bed.
snavej says:
Sentinel: Those damned humans and their opinions! Just because we have grey faces, it doesn't mean that we're zombies!
Jazz: I have plenty of camouflage paint if you need it.
Sentinel: Black, please.
snavej says:
You could tell that Sentinel was senile by the way he snarled at his own reflection.
snavej says:
After Jazz's complaint, Sentinel's Home for Old Autobots was involved in a media-fuelled scandal and soon shut down. The smell of spilt waste oil lingered for years, though.
Ravage XK says:
Sential:OK! Thats it Jazz. I am SICK of pushing you around in this damn chair. You can walk so get up.
Jazz: Get your stinking chin off of me.
MasterSoundBlaster says:
Sorry,but my computer works better when I don't have 10 tons of jerk breathing down my neck.
turbomagnus says:
Sentinel: I think you must be in the wrong series. Where's your big chin?
