The Ultimate Caption Contest
Shockwave rides Starscream
201 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Victinoko says:
Shockwave:YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWW
Starscream: AAAAAAAAAAA
Shockwave: in space, nobody can hear you scream starscream
Starscream: I WISH THEY COULD!, AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Zeedust says:
Starscream: "Can't you fly on your OWN?"
Shockwave: "I don't feel like it."
Starscream: "Lazy purple piece of..."
Unknown says:
shockwave:yhe har cowboy ride him like a horse
starscream:i am so glad no one can see me in space
Rainbow Starscream says:
SW: Faster Starscream, FASTER! I forgot I left the coffee machine on at home!
ShYnE says:
Shockwave: Hey Starscream..
Starscream: Yes?
Shockwave: I was wonderin if you could help me out with something..
Starscream: What would that be?
Shockwave: Well, I've always wanted to be a member of the mile high club....
Zeedust says:
Shockwave: "YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAW! Giddy up, lil' jet figher!"
Starscream: "I let you watch ONE western..."
Tiedye says:
Hasbro thought this was such a good scene, that they thought of doing it again with Rattrap and Terrorsor in the beast wars show.
Zeedust says:
Shockwave: "AAAACK! Let me off, let me off! I'll walk the rest of the way!"
Starscream: "What's the problem?"
Shockwave: "Thanks to that turbulence we hit, my jockey shorts are now riding u
Anonymous says:
Just how many miles can an F-14 (or whatever) fly in outer space to Cybertron?!?!?!?
Shadow Fox says:
Shockwave- Heh feels good to set here, like one huge vibrator..It's what's inbetween your legs that counts.
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: YAAHOOOO!! WOOHOOO!!! YIPEEE! WAHOOOOO! Starscream: Shockwave, stop that or I'll land and Transform!! Shockwave: Awwwwww...
Alirion says:
A deleted scene from the little-known Transformers feature "Dr. Megatron: Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Starscream."
Unknown says:
Shockwave: Thanks to your shotcut we still missed the turnpike to BotCon!
Starscream: Don't be a backseat driver!
Rhys says:
SHOCKWAVE: Starscream! When I said I needed a lift, I didn't mean you were to put your nosecone up my...OH PRIMUS! THAT'S SOOOO GOOD!
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: (singing) I'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again...
Starscream: (to himself) Primus, I hate this job...
Anonymous says:
"I'm glad you caught me in the nick of time, Starscream... but... now my jewels hurt from the landing on your nose..."
Anonymous says:
Mom, how come Starscream can fly through deep space, but Maverick and Iceman can't?
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: I hope Megatron won't too angry if we go ahead with our...
Starscream: Don't even say it!
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: I can't figure it out...How the heck did Galvatron ever fit inside Cyclonus?
Anonymous says:
Since you bet on teh raiders Starscream you are now my hoe for the next month...now take me to dinner.
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: Giddy up, Screamer!
Starscream: Get off me, you stupid weirdo!
Battle Angel says:
Starscream: Hey, you're a Deceptacon, you can fly!
Shockwave: I used to be an Autobot, but don't tell anyone.
Omega Supreme says:
Soundwave: Ow I'm going to get a rash from this.
Starscream: AH shutup your the one who's got your crotch sitting on my head.
Anonymous says:
Shockwave just now discovers why his replacement "package" doesn't seem like the same thing shown on TV.
Shadow says:
Shockwave: I always knew you were interested in new and exotic ways, but do you think this is kosher?
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: (sleepily) Please mommy? Can I ride the airplane just one more time?
Starscream: (to himself) This is soo wrong.
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Get the hell off me! Shockwave: You know you like it, bitch.
Anonymous says:
Starscream: "Um, don't you have rocket engines, Shockwave?" Shockwave: "Shut up! I'm only logical in the comcs! YEEEEHAAAAW!"
Anonymous says:
Geez couldnt you have just taken american airlines like everybody else?
Shockwave: Shut up you fool! we are almost to TGI-Fridays!
Anonymous says:
Waaaaah-hooooooo! You're all clear kid, so lets blow this thing and go home!
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: Open up that damn cockpit of yours and give me back my EnerCandy! NOW! Starscream: No way, man! My candy! Rumble *in cockpit*: *munch munch* Starscream: Rumble! How'd you get in there! Stop eating my candy!
Rumble: Buzz off, flyboy. I
Anonymous says:
Shockwave:"You like being ridden, don't ya Starscream?" *wink-wink* Starscream:"Oh, just shut up before I barrel roll your a$$."
Anonymous says:
Starcreasm: Damnit, Shockwave, if you don't stop saying, "Giddyup!" I'm gonna do a barrel roll.
RandomFerret says:
SHATNER: "There's something on the plane! Look outside if you don't believe me! We're all going to die in flames!!"
Anonymous says:
Starscream: get off my back, you faceless excuse for a takara-quality transformer!
Shockwave: faceless, huh? i'll bet can tak megatron's place as leader before you can!
Lord Starscream says:
Shockwave: Yipee! Whoooo! Starscream: Get off of me you dolt! (previous post was a typo)
Firestorm says:
"Do I even get a bag of peanuts on this flight?"
"Hey- you're the one who wanted to fly 'budget.'"
Galvatron says:
Soundwave: Yee-haw.
Starscream: -Sigh- Last time I feed him any Energon Goodies.
Anonymous says:
Angel: I wonder if you have to pay a quarter to ride Starscream. Nightpaw: I don't care, I want to know the ratio of transformers who ride the idiot and come off alive.
Anonymous says:
Wanting to prove he is the ultimate Decepticon leader, not that wuss he's known for being in the cartoon, Shockwave begins his reign of terror by jumping on Starscream and disassembling him piece by piece before tearing Megatron a new one...
Anonymous says:
"Shockwave rides Starscream", Well, whoever titled this stole every good joke I had.
Vector Sigma says:
"Dr Feud...I had this dream I was riding my buddy all night long...what can it mean??"
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: Can I ride it again mommy? Can I can I please! Nightpaw: That guy needs therapy REAL fast.
Chachi says:
SW: "Stop your griping, Starscream. This wouldn't be happening if you hadn't broken the space bridge!"
Anonymous says:
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Anonymous says:
Now promise me you won,t tell a soul, or I will tell them about you and my toaster!
travis says:
Shockwave: SCHWING!!
Starscream: Stop it!
Shockwave:..SCWING!!
Starscream: *sob* This is going to be a loooooong flight home!
Shockwave:SCHWING!!
Starscream: Hey, quit copping a feel!!
Venom says:
Shockwave: I pity da fool who makes me fly sucka!
Starscream: No more A-Team for you...
Anonymous says:
SHOCKWAVE: Just stay where you are traitor, I need to impress Nighbird, and if you blow it for me, I will tell Megatron about you little "Collection"
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: Yee haw! This is better than the horsey ride outside of K-Mart!
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: "This is highly illogical... yet suprisingly alluring."
Starscream: "GET OFF!!!"
Shockwave: "In a minute..."
Anonymous says:
The only thing Shockwave and Starscream can agree upon is the ousting of Megatron!!!
Anonymous says:
Osama Bin Laden hid in the caves, after the saw Americas gift. Shockwave and Starscream flying in Afghanistan. Starscream and Shockwave:Happy Birhtday!!!!
Anonymous says:
This is the U.S. gift to the Taliban after 9/11. Shockwave:Die Taliban slime!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Starscream:Why do you want to be like Batman? Shockwave:Because he has a Batplane.
Anonymous says:
Warning! Shockwave and Starscream are terrorist threats around the world.
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: look, Starscream, a candy store! Starscream: you may be my lumpish friend, but we are not stopping at another candy store!
Vega says:
"It is the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons, despite having conquered the Autobots home world of Cybertron, lack sufficient funding for anything even remotely resembling a decent interstellar transportation system. That, and Astrotrain was
Anonymous says:
Shockwave:Look down there Starscream!! You dumped my Insecticons I was about to auction those damaged toys on Ebay.
Anonymous says:
This is why Shockave and Starscream are not the same as Rattrap riding Terrorsaur (Beast Wars).
Anonymous says:
Shockwave:OOOhhh!! AAAAhhh!! Starscream:Quit peeing on me!! my cock-pit all yellow!
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Quit rubbing my nosecone Shockwave, I am not a genie in a bottle!
Anonymous says:
Is that an energon cube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Anonymous says:
This is why Shockwave and Starscream never did good in Star Trek movies
Anonymous says:
Starscream:Shockwave rubing my nosecone when I give you a ride. Shockwave:Sorry I just miss my frankfurter.
Anonymous says:
Shockwave points down with his hand laser. Showing Starscream where he dumped Megatron in 2005.
Anonymous says:
This is why Starscream and Shockwave never made it completly to the Beast Wars.
Anonymous says:
Shockwave:Frenzy! Stop playing with Starscreams instriments! Frenzy: I was just playing video games.
Soundblaster says:
Shockwave(as Slim Pikins from Dr. Strangelove) "Yaaaahooo! Yaaahooooie!"
Jeremy says:
shockwave: starscream if i become a gun why dont i just transform and go inside your cockpit (shockwave thinks of cocks)
starcream: yeah go in my cockpit
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Shockwave. I can see youre afterburners. Shockwave: Shut up! and give me your nose cone
Anonymous says:
Starscream, having lost a bet, is forced to become the mechanical bull at the "Cybertroian Bar & Grill" for a week.
Shockwave: "YEEHAW!!"
Anonymous says:
Shockwave:"Make it quick! You know how jealous Megatron gets when he sees me look at you."
Warpath says:
Starscream: I got you Shockwave.
Shockwave (with high voice): Too bad i didnt land on your wings though. ooowwwie
Anonymous says:
Skyfire: Hey Shockwave, is that a Starscream in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
Shockwave: Be quiet....
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: Giddy-up sreamie!
Starscream:... (Throws Shockwave off his nose)
Anonymous says:
Shockwave: Starscream, the odds of successfully passing through an asteroid field are approximately 3720 to 1.
Starscream: Never tell me the odds!
