Spike w/ a BIG gun.

trailbreaker says:

“Hey Prime, watch me knock that beer can off the fence!”

trailbreaker says:

Just wait for the recoil ….

trailbreaker says:

I love his yellow boots.

Optimum Supreme says:

The true inspiration for the AC/DC song "Big Gun"

Rainmaker says:

Police: You're under arrest
Spike: ;(

Riptidemtmte says:

Still not enough dakka.

Frenchhorngirl says:

"I'M A-FIRIN' MY LAZOR!"

Heckfire says:

MAKE.
MY.
SLAGGIN'.
DAY.

cybertronianjedi says:

get me my butter....PUNK!!

darkqueen01 says:

Charlton Heston is drooling right now.

Zeedust says:

"One more joke about overcompensaing, and I swear to God I'll USE this thing!"

Zeedust says:

"...And I'm not putting it down until Shia LeBouf goes away!"

seminole1 says:

Spike: Boy, I hope my body can handle the recoil of this big sum bitch.

DarkMechJock says:

You know, this would be a lot more intimidating if he could move the thing

Demonic Femme says:

Spike, "This isn't a gun- it's a canon- IN YOUR FACE!" BOOOOOM! "YEHAWWW!!!"

ShYnE says:

Spike: WoooooHooooo...Finally a member of the NRA.

Hot§hot says:

What now biatch!

Zeedust says:

Prime: "Where do you keep that gun, Spike?"

Spike: "None of your damn business, Prime."

Zeedust says:

Spike: "And THIS is how we say goodbye on EARTH!"

Megatron: "I like the cybertronian way better..."

(Pardon the Indiana Jones ref. ^_^)

Tiedye says:

(Spike to Megatron) "Say hello to my *LITTLE* friend!"

Anonymous says:

this is what happens when you watch WAY to much anime!

Zeedust says:

Prime: "Waiting for a Decepticon attack?"

Spike: "Hell no. This is for when Spike Lee and his lawyers come for me."

Shadow Fox says:

Spike- (whispering to Prime) My arms are giving out, can I let go of it yet..man..err..is this heavy. Prime- No spike our prisons were destroyed and you have to watch our prisoners like this from now on (thinking to himself) Yes finally found a way to ge

gir says:

"Reach for the sky Megatron we got You covered...Prime bookem"

DKusanagi says:

ha!! Let's see that other Spike with a gun like this!!

Anonymous says:

"Laugh at my golden go-go boots, would you? Who's laughing now?"

Zeedust says:

This MIGHT be mildly intimidating if Spike was strong enough to pull the trigger on a gun that size.

Zu Darkness says:

Danial shoots his dad Sparkplug Dad I'm sick of you telling me what to do I'm over 20 years old!!!

M says:

Spike: "That isn't a gun, Megatron... THIS is a GUN!"

M says:

Now let's see if Starscream can ruin anymore stories at transfandom.com!

Anonymous says:

The Priciple of TF's: The guy with the biggest gun ALWAYS wins.

Anonymous says:

At this point, Prime didn't even bother to tell Spike he had the gun aimed backwards.

Anonymous says:

Jazz: Whoa, spike is one strong Mutha!

Anonymous says:

What out for the kickback spike - Optimus.

Anonymous says:

Spike: You were saying something about "harmless, puny flesh creatures," Megatron?

Bruticus says:

Optimus: "Spike . . . are you compensating for something?"

Zu Darkness says:

Make fun of my yellow boots will you now I'm gonna Bruce Willis your ass more worse than all of his Die Hard ovies ever made

Anonymous says:

*thinks* size...does...matter.

prime says:

spike would you mind giving my gun back please its not a toy

Anonymous says:

here prime...ur..er..this fell off..it looks important

Anonymous says:

Spike: WAIT A MINUTE i can't pick this up... it's 3 times my size and pre iron Prime: it's ok spike, this episode will only be aired in armada spike: in that case *puts down gun* i might as well do this *picks up megatron*

Anonymous says:

THIS BABY WAS USED IN GUNDAM WING!!!

Anonymous says:

"Hey Saddam....let's go!!"

Anonymous says:

Spike got jelous of Mr Septembers Fire hose...

Anonymous says:

::straining:: I think you dropped something, Optimus

Anonymous says:

say i'm going to walk home bumblebee, i dare you.

Anonymous says:

Spike:"This is my boom stick!"

Anonymous says:

Look Megatron. Now who's got the bigger gun?

Starscream K'dash says:

Spike (to Carly): To awnser your question earlier,it's Something like this.

Anonymous says:

"Go ahead! Call me a 'squishy' again! I dare you."

Anonymous says:

Spike: Go ahead! Make my day! (If you can't figure that one out, dude, you don't get out much.)

Anonymous says:

Spike:WHO'S dad is a fat bastard?!? Starscream:I was talking about yo momma. Spike:BURN IN HELL YOU s£!tTY MOTHER fµ©kER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Sparkplug:How many times have I told you son,DON'T IMPERSONATE CHARACTERS FROM ROBOTECH!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Say hello to my not so little friend!

Anonymous says:

once the recoil happens spike doesnt have to worry about being buried 6 feet under.

Anonymous says:

OP: Spike's got a gun! Oh s£!t run for your lifes!!!

Anonymous says:

it looked smaller on t.v.

Firestorm says:

Spike gets desperate to keep the pidgeons away from his car.

Dynamus Prime says:

Maybe this will teach you to listen to authori-TIE!

Dynamus Prime says:

Say hello to my little friend...um...I mean my big friend...er...oh #@^$ it DIE BITCH!!

APOLLO says:

"If I only had this on 9/11"

Anonymous says:

MY GUN IS BIGGER

Skids says:

Spike: "Stick this in your (tail)pipe and smoke it!"

Anonymous says:

THIS is for all these bad g@y jokes you made with me and Hound

Anonymous says:

Spike:"This is for creating Beast Machines you bastards!"

Anonymous says:

Uh Spike, You do realize that the kick on this thing is going to send your butt to China.

Anonymous says:

spike is mad at megetron for a bad night lastnight
:(

Anonymous says:

Spike had a pleasant little surprise for the writer of "Autobot Spike". ^-^

Dynamus Prime says:

Hello...my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die...

Omega Prime says:

Spike, give my cock back!

Anonymous says:

Spike"Carly said to take Viagra, but this is ridicules."

Anonymous says:

Spike: (with a gun) SEE YOU IN HELL MEGATRON!!!

Anonymous says:

Spike: Die bitch!

teletran2 says:

What do you mean your not translating Fort Max?

Anonymous says:

And Spike is up next in the Decepticon Skeet shooting
Spike:PULL!!!
::scoruge goes flying...Spike pulls trigger::

Omega Supreme says:

Spike:I can hardly aim this thing,how am I supposed to hit a starship??

Jeremy says:

spike: shos.... be very quite im huntin desceptcions

Anonymous says:

Spike talking in Elmer Fudd voice: Hewow Megatwon, huuuuuuh.

Anonymous says:

Whos gonna make light of my gay boots now.(thinking to himself;I love you Hound.)

fuelswitch says:

See Carly, I told you i had a huuuuuuuuuuuuge gun!

Anonymous says:

I am just compensating for a little willy!!!

Anonymous says:

I did what you asked me to do, Prime. I aimed at that little orange gay-looking guy, Okay Spike, now take your best shot.

Anonymous says:

This outta teach you for posing as me, Koji!!

Ultra Prime says:

(Tony Montana voice)Megatron you want to meet my little friend

Anonymous says:

I speak softly, but carry a big gun.

Anonymous says:

' What did you say about my momma!! '

Stelartron says:

SPIKE: No matter what they tell you, Prime, it *is* the size of your gun that counts! =)

Thunderstreak says:

"You'll get my gun, when you pry it from my cold, dead arms!"

Anonymous says:

IRONHIDE:Hey Prime Should we tell him the gun''s not loaded?
OPTIMUS: Hell no..Now go on Spike Now that you're armed you can go tell Megatron that he sucks sour frog ass.Go on now...Heh Heh

FortMax says:

Optimus, your penis fell off again

Silverwolf says:

Mine's bigger Spark Plug.

Anonymous says:

Spike: Hey Bin Laden! This is for the World Trade Towers

Super Prime says:

Spike: After we find Bin Laden,Iam going to blast so high in the sky that he will drift in space and he will drift into the sun and then he would the first terrorist leader dead. Spike: Also know this Saddam Hussien after Bin Laden is dead, your the next

Anonymous says:

Check this out, Optimus--I'm about to ring in 2002...with a big bang! :)

Anonymous says:

"Click click Boom!"

Anonymous says:

I was saving this for Clinton, but now that he's no longer in power, bin Laden gets it. MERRY CHRISTMAS, BASTARD!

Anonymous says:

Weakest link my @$$!

Anonymous says:

Aww, man! I'd hate to do this, shooting down an airliner with a lot of my friends aboard! But, the president himself made an Executive Decision...so I've been ordered to shoot down that jet! =(

Unknown says:

Prime: Becareful Spike......the kickback on my gun will tear your arms off!!

Anonymous says:

Happy New Year, Osama bin Laden! You will definitely have a blast!!
:) =) :) =)

Anonymous says:

Oh sure, he can lift this huge piece of machinery - but lifting a finger to help around the house for old Sparkplug, thats a different story

Anonymous says:

Ive got a feeling the kickback on this guns isnt gonna go down too well with my shoulder.....

Unknown says:

During the cold war, people tried everything to destroy russian satalites.

Unknown says:

Bring It On OSAMA!!

Dynamus Prime says:

How bad is the recoil on this thing again?

Anonymous says:

ok who ever thought up the idea of wheelie come out now (then i will shot the stupid bastard (HAHAHAHA!!!!!!)

Warpath says:

Blurr Shut the f*ck up!!

LioPrime says:

"I'm telling you Prime, with this new microphone EVERYONE will be able to hear my Spice Girls CD!!!

Master Hound X says:

Yeah time to kill some coty Hackrs!!!

Anonymous says:

Heheh , Let's see Benladen crash another plane now . . . AND I'LL SHOOT DOWN EVERY LAST PLANE TILL I GET THE RIGHT ONE HAHAHA !!!!

Anonymous says:

Prime - "Uh Spike you know something the recoil from that..."

Spike - "Listen Prime I know what I'm doing ok, I am not a child!"

FASHOOM! CRACK!

Ratchet - "I'm no expert on human anat

Anonymous says:

i will take my big gun and shot out a mystical beam form it

ThunderCracker84 says:

Walk tall and carry a big gun

Anonymous says:

[Insert Charlton Heston joke here.]

Anonymous says:

Yo! Towel Rap, I'm gonna
send your ass to AllAH, with reguards from the USA.

Anonymous says:

Ill show you Cliffjumper... These boots do Not make me look gay!!!

Anonymous says:

Think he's compensating for something?

CapeMike says:

Spike: Hang on, prime, I'll give you your gun back as soon as I've crisped the guy who messed with the COTY polls........

-FRAGGABOOM-

Bumblebee says:

Spike the real reaon i wanted you to hold that gun was so you could binary bond with me. No not a headmaster a crotch master. transform now where is elita

Anonymous says:

Damnit! I can't fire it... Oh! Trigger too big!

Anonymous says:

In a sing-song voice: Siiiide Burrrrn... Come here, Sideburn... I own a red Corveeeeete...

Anonymous says:

(With apologies to darkageis): DOES HE... Oh, heavy... LOOK LIKE... can't... hold... A BIT... Oh, my back...

Anonymous says:

Damn pigeons...

Anonymous says:

"I'll show YOU 'overcompensation', Carly..."

Anonymous says:

Prime: Okay, Spike, just aim right at Wheelie's head........

Anonymous says:

How the heck am i lifting this it must weight 50 tons

Anonymous says:

You too can have a gun like this with only 20 techspecs and £1.99

Anonymous says:

Go ahead, Megatron. MAKE MY DAY!

Anonymous says:

Now I know what the Doom creators meant by BFG !

Anonymous says:

Spike had to compensate for other small things!

Anonymous says:

What was Perceptor saying about breaking the laws of physics?

Anonymous says:

Gun....to heavy,....need more.....energon.

Anonymous says:

Optimus:That's it Spike. Now easy up on and take the shot BLAM!!! Spike:Was I supposed to hit Wheelie?

Anonymous says:

Spike: Here Optimus, you dropped your gun.
Op: That's not a gun...

Anonymous says:

I've got the Decepticon shuttle in my sights, Optimus! Jus' say the word and I'll blast it to smithereens! :) =) :) =)

Anonymous says:

SPIKE:Can I have this for my FORTRESS MAXIMUS mode?

Marcdachamp says:

Action Masters? ACTION MASTERS? Hasbro must be stopped...no matter the cost.

Unknown says:

Yo, Megatron! Wait up! You forgot your gun!

grimlock says:

Behold! My Really Really Really Realy Really REally REALLY big gun! hey wait? what? No ammo? DAMNIT!!

Anonymous says:

Spike: Gun...too big....HELP!!!

Hound says:

Yet more box artwork for japanese toys that we will never get!!

Scrapper says:

Damn, the trigger lock is stuck!

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Enough Megatron! We fight! Lackey my gun.
Spike: Yes master...

Maximus Prime says:

"Um...Yeah,it IS a gun in my pocket,actually. But I'm still REALLY happy to see you!"

Lioconvoy says:

So THIS is what a samoflange is!!!!

Mach Alert says:

spike: you call that a gun, THIS IS A GUN!

Anonymous says:

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
Army of Darkness

Anonymous says:

Hey Fembot, check out my piece.

Anonymous says:

Spike: Carly, here's that 84 inch titanium-thickened, super-penetrating, double-compression powered vibrating Autopumper that you wanted for Christmas!

Anonymous says:

Damn this this is heavy!! What I would not give for a car jack!!

DARKAGEIS says:

(hey ive done it before but what the hell!)

say what one more time mutha f####r i dare ya i double dare ya!

Anonymous says:

You talkin' to me..am I some sort of Cartoon for you amusment.

Zartan says:

I told you once, and i'll tell you again, Megatron. Size DOES matter!!!

Anonymous says:

And now Prime can put the Gun on the mantlepiece without it falling off thanks to the brand new Spike Witwicky Gun Holder. Only $199999999.999999 plus $9999.9 Tax

Anonymous says:

Hey Prime, why make me carry this!!

Anonymous says:

Hey Carly, what'da think o'my gun now!!

Anonymous says:

Look our girls! Mini-James Bond is on the move!

Anonymous says:

Look, I've got the same level of combat-capability as Bumblebee!!

Scottimus Prime says:

Look at me! I'm Megatron!

Anonymous says:

Decepticons: Why are we scared of this little guy? There are ten of us and only one of us needs to step on him.

Anonymous says:

Go ahead, make my day!

Anonymous says:

Say hello to my little Friend!

Stelartron says:

Coming soon to a theater near you, Transformers: The Revenge!: Spike's back, and he's ticked!

Spike: *NOW* call me a pipsqueak! >:D

Shermtron says:

Prime: Say hello to my little friend

Anonymous says:

After an argument involving Spikes emerging drinking problem, Sparkplug mysteriously dissapeared...along with half of the autobot base.

Anonymous says:

"I can't stand Gear's complaining anymore! I'm putting him out of his misery!!!"

Galvatron Z says:

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."

Anonymous says:

"Who says size doesn't matter?"

Anonymous says:

damn prime why do i have to carry your gun?!?!

Anonymous says:

you yank there and it will shoot!

Anonymous says:

Spike: It's so BIG... Optimus: That ain't nuthin! Spike: Since when do you have a zipper OH MY GOD!

Anonymous says:

You want me to put this where? Optimus: Oh comon, were friends arnt we?

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime to spike: If you shoot with my big gun i will kill you.

JP says:

Thanks for the gift guys, but um, i think you've got this size thing all wrong..

Anonymous says:

I know what your think, did I fire six shots, or just five!?

Anonymous says:

This is why I don't like standing between you're legs. Things are always falling off.