The Ultimate Caption Contest
Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume
236 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
In japan, it was a different story,
STAR CONVOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(My head hurts how)
BG the Robit says:
Since Megatron won't let me lead the Decepticons, I shall lead YOU INSTEAD!!! BWAHAHA... oh, wait, I shouldn't have showed you me, should I've... Scrap.
Optimum Supreme says:
I can't get this mask on thanks to these weird things that stick up out of my shoulders!
KickBack84 says:
Starscream: "And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
Skywarp64 says:
"I'll discard this outfit that gives me the exact appearance and voice of the sole enemy leader, and then never use it again! Great plan, right guys?"
Taiya001 says:
Star: I know Megatron said we cannot participate in the earthlins Halloween but I cant resist. MY COSTUME WILL BEAT MEGATRONS!
hot rod 907 says:
oh, look at me! I'm Optimus Prime! I shamlessly re release my figure with a slight change and sell it as a new fig! I claim to worship Primus but I'm realy a Jew!
Octocon says:
talk about a pretender
(tho no one ever asked)
starscream how did you get them shoulder struts to hide?
dutnam says:
Director: CUT! OK Prime that was great. Go to your trailer and relax. It's time to film the explosion scene now. Send in the Stunt Double.
Starscream: OH Crap!
dutnam says:
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto! The time has come at last, to throw away this mask. Now every one can see, my true identity.....I'm Kilroy.....er...Starscream!
dutnam says:
Hey, Watch me Trick Megatron out of his Energon Fruity Pebbles. heh heh heh.
bringo says:
Even pretending to be Prime, Starscream found out that not only could people see through the disguise, but people still didn't like him at all...
Fireblader says:
Megatron: "Today men we are going to be doing live-fire exercises with autobot drones"
Decepticons: "You want us to blast that optimus
prime?"
Starscream: "Hey guy's, what do you think of my
prowllooker says:
Introducing the new double headmasters. Optimus Prime's head removes to reveals Starscreams head. Now the action really becomes alive!!!
Death Gunner says:
Screamer: Finally! I Have it!!!!!
Lousy Narrator: Arise, StarScreamius Prime
Human: This is the end of the Road!
StarScreamius Prime: Damn Movie Budget!
Death Gunner says:
Screamer: those daft Autobots will believe anything! I am like a transformer, robot in duisguise.
Red_Sun says:
Wheeljack: Starscream wins! Fatality!
(This is actacly the same fatality of Liu Kang in MK: Deception)
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Starscream: My Vocalizers messed up (optimus Prime) It keeps slipping into this stupid Optimus Prime mode (own voice) and theres no way of getting it (Optimus Prime) to stay (own voice) on my voice but this mask would fool Primes own creator.
Alpha Trion
Vardamir says:
Starscream: "ehm, i will get used to this!! i like to be prime, many girls asking my signature, and pose with them, ugh so glad i'd this suit!!!"
Operation Ravage says:
And now, we know were the bizarre sub-groups of the later years came from.
I present to you . . . Headmaster Pretender Doublespy Optimus Prime.
LeafsFan2005 says:
Starscream: Say, Megatron, why did you want ME to dress as Optimus Prime.
Megatron (in Wheeljack body): Well, if you hadn't taken off that head I would have gotten to make two of my dreams come true, you dolt.
Scatterlung says:
Starscream: Wow! Even Prime's own creator couldn't tell the difference! I'm so glad Dirge caught me saying that on camera so it can be used as a plot device to foil our plan!
pontech says:
starscream: I'm the new pretender, I'm the new pretender.Soundwave in galvatron suit:So am I.
Draego says:
Starscream took the term 'head's up' far too seriously, resulting in him breakin cover.
Roadshadow says:
Optimus Prime's worst nightmare, Starscreamimus Prime holding Optimus's head as a trophy...
Starscream: It's a ball! C'mon, let's play kickball!
Optimus head: NOOOOO!!! It reminds me too much of my P.E. class!
koalatron says:
Transformers the movie 2005!!!!!Optimus prime is infected by a virus and dies ...........again........then starscream rises from the DEAD!!!
Wheeljack:Oh no prime dont die.......wimper cry WAT!!!!head comes off
Laserbot says:
::Linkinpark music plays in the back ground:: "Crawwling... in... my.. skin..."
SS: Shut up Soundwave!!!
SW: ::Holds costumes light up panals:: "Can't... cover... adio receptors!! Urrk..."
gauthic_angel7680 says:
Starscream: i think i will win the best prize this year at the halloween party.
Jazz: man you have to lay of the pipe Starscream. halloween doesn't come for another six month.
Starscream: I told you that i don't smoke anymore, i just snort!
Minicle says:
Starscream: Hehee, this is the last place Megatron will think to look for me.
Screambug says:
Starscream: (gleefully) "It's HALLOWEEN TIME!!!"
Thundercracker: (in Wheeljack costume) "YAAAYYY!!! TRICK-OR-TREAT CANDY!!!"
DarkDranzer says:
SS: Hahaha...now let's go to the Orphanage!!!
SW/WJ: Um...are you SURE Megatron won't see us?
SS: Nonsense the old coger's probably sorting through old photos of the good ol' days on Cybertron...
SW: I hope you're right..
Pokejedservo says:
Starscream is trying a LITTLE bit too hard to be Headmaster here huh?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Optimus,"I just don't know Wheeljack,I woke up this morning,and found this...this wart."
Starscream,"Heh."
Wheeljack,"I'll get Ironhide to freeze it off of you."
Starscream,"HEH,I'M RIGHT HERE YOU
Ultra Wheelshot says:
SS: Hey Akywarp do you a swap
WJ: Sure
SS: You are stupid sometimes
Ryu-Shu says:
when bad deskiseses go bad
ss:megatron will never shot at me now hahahaha
star scream didn't know that megatron hated optimus prime more then him
Ryu-Shu says:
wj:so star scream u ready to optimus prime?
ss:i'm only doing this just to say "autobots transform and role out"
wj:.....
ss:u know how many other desepticons wanted to be optimus prime....
wj:all of them and for some reason megatron wa
Acelister says:
In this episode of Transformers, the part of Optimus Prime will be played by Starscream.
Wheeljack: "Hey Optimus, I've just made a..."
Starscream: "Wait, wait! I'm not ready yet!"
Acelister says:
Wheeljack: "No wonder Starscream always ruined the Decepticon's plans..."
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Budget cut-backs have meant that the roles of Optimus, Ratchet and Wheeljack are to be played by Decepticons
SS: I have first dibs on Prime
TC: (Off screen) Poor Soundave
BigDog Grim says:
SS - "Hey Baby, Do ya like ma new threads and Prime Head, You wanna go kill all humans?"
WJ - "Slow down, Jet-boy!"
SS - "Come on, your mouth says one thing, the lights on the side of your head says another."
WJ - &q
Zenith Prime says:
WJ: are you trying to tell me you are an Prime impersonator, you prance around in youre room saying "roll out"
SS: whats it to you
WJ: it's allright I thought I was the only one.
(both hug each other)
BigDog Grim says:
Starscream -" Ha Ha, Underneath this mask I'm really Tom Cru..... AH DAMMIT, it didn't work!"
Hitch says:
SS, "Hurry up Soundwave! We're going to be late to the cosplay contest... AGAIN"
WJ/SW, "DON"T RUSH ME... NOW WERE DID I PUT THAT LEGGING PEICE"
Thanatos Prime says:
Starscream: IF THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO TAKE OVER THE DECEPTICONS, THEN SO BE IT!!
KaylaTheHedgehog says:
Starscream: I've heard about trying to get into an enemy's head, but this is flat-out ridiculous!
Eisen Mustang says:
With budget cut-backs, Optimus Prime was no longer affordable and Starscream was forced to make the sacrifice.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Starscream,"One more operation,and my faction change operation will be complete!"
Wheeljack,"Hey don't you need to go to Switzerland for one of those?"
Starscream,"Shut up,don't bother me with details."
katalyst says:
OP/SS: "ahhhh the smell of fresh air in the morning..."
WJ: "What are you talking about? we're robots.. we don't need oxygen.. we need energon cubes..."
katalyst says:
WJ: "Sooner or later they're all gonna figure it out you know..."
OP/SS: "I'm not yet ready to tell them.."
katalyst says:
WJ: "You know there's this scene from Star Wars: the Clone Wars where C3PO's head get's mixed up with some droid.. hmmm... and i thought i was having some kind of a deja vu..."
katalyst says:
Megatron: "Why do I get to disguise myself as Wheeljack and you get to disguise yourself as Prime?.."
Starscream: "You're lucky you didn't get bumblebee... or cosmos..."
Massdestruction says:
This was nothing compaired to the episode where Wheelie is revealed to be Fortress Maximus in disquise.
Kern says:
SS: Wheeljack, your head's a little too close to my groin for comfort.
WJ: Where MY head is is what you're worried about?!?
katalyst says:
Optimus: "Wheeljack, I can't seem to find starscream.. maybe if i lift my head up i'll get a better view... hmmm???"
Wheeljack: "Holy shmokes Optimus! Starscream!!!.. he's behind you... what the?!?! how the?!?!..."
katalyst says:
Wheeljack: "u wanna try applying as a mascot at mcdonalds?"
Starscream: "yeah yeah.. i tried to apply at mcdonalds as a mascot.. they said i was too big and evil.."
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Starscream: (singing)" I've got you, under my skin..."
Wheeljack:...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Starscream,"If I sink this basket,you've got horse."
Wheeljack,"You gonna toss that rock,or flap your lips?"
Kevinus Prime says:
Wheeljack:" Aw Screamer we knew it was you the whole time."
Starscream: "WHAT! HOW?"
Wheeljack: "Your wings are sticking out Prime's ass."
Kevinus Prime says:
After sliding around the pole, Starscream begins his striptease....
Kevinus Prime says:
"...AND it comes with a working Matrix! It can be yours for only $149.99!"
Kern says:
For the annual Decepticon fancy dress ball, Starscream decided to combine his Optimus costume with his favourite book character, Zaphod Beeblebrox...
Kern says:
WJ: Where're your wings?
SS: I really, really don't want to talk about it...
Kern says:
April Fools!
Wait... probably shouldn't have done that inside Autobot City...
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Starscream: With this disguise, I'll get some Energon Trix for sure!
Brakethrough says:
"It wasn't Optimus after all! It was Old Man Starscream from the abandoned airfield!"
"And I would've gotten away with it, if it wrren't for you meddlin' kids!"
darkwind25 says:
Wheeljack: Op-op-optimus..prime is Starscream?! Aaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starscream: Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!
Road Turtle says:
Prime's Head, "...In Your Eyes, The Light the Heat, In Your Eyes, I Feel Complete, In Your Eyes, I See the Doorway..."
Wheeljack, "I shouldn't Say Anything, but your no John Cusack."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime,"Starscream this whole remake of 'The Thing With Two Heads' sucks."
Starscream,"I call Rosey Greer!"
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energonexpress says:
Prime: Wheeljack, didn't I ask you to stop those transporter experiments?
Wheeljack: Aw slag
Starscream: At least I don't look as stupid as Megatron did when he was fused with Rachet.
energonexpress says:
Wheeljack: Take the shot screamer, there's only 3 seconds left on the clock!
energonexpress says:
Wheeljack: And who wants to bid on the carcass of Optimus Prime, worn by our lovely model Starscream? Going once, going twice....sold to the protoform called Scourge.
Scourge: What? I'm tellin' you guys, it's gonna be cool. Lemme us
energonexpress says:
Transformers theater presents: The Lion King
Starscream: It's the circle of liiiiifffeee.....
Wheeljack: Why'd I have to be the monkey?
Lioconvoy: Looks like they did it again. We're absolutely perfect for the parts and they pull so
energonexpress says:
UNMASKED!:
Starscream and Optimus Prime are twin brothers!?!
Magnus was adopted!!!
Exclusive photo of Wheeljack's real face on page 8!!!
A'Arab Zaraq says:
"Get on with Ceremony!" *root toot toot* "...As your NEW LEADER!..."
Q42 says:
SS: "Blast it! How did you know it was me?!?"
WJ: "Well, that high-pitched evil cackle, your big red shoulder jet intakes, and that plug-ugly Optimus mask you walked in with were kind of a dead giveaway...."
Road Turtle says:
Wheeljack, "Never mind where he put his wings, where did he put the trailer!?"
Powermaster Jazz says:
Megatron: How did you fit in that Prime disguise?
Starscream: Forget that! Don't you want to know how I was in the disguise while I was also attacking myself? Aye there's the rub!
Castle74 says:
Starscream:..and I woud've got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids and that dog!
1337W422102 says:
Half Optimus, half Starscream? Half truck, half jet? I guess that would explain Galaxy Convoy...
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
The Autobots were relieved to discover that, while Starscream was not *really* Optimus Prime, he had, in fact, stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
elmekia says:
Starscream's last ditch effort in trying to impress Arcee was foiled by an undersized Optimus headgear.
1337W422102 says:
Starscreamus Prime: Let this mark the end of the Cybertronian wars as Wheeljack attached us to eachother when we were sleeping. Needless to say, I decapitated him and Prime. To celebrate, we're all goin' out for Energon drinks! DECEPTIBOTS, R
spider_j says:
Like all headmasters, the Optimus and Starscream models come with interchangable heads and floating Wheeljack busts. Yours at a low low price of $49.49!
Ryu-Shu says:
starscream:no wonder he has a face plate u can't say his lines and keep a straight face
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Starscream singing,"I feel pretty,oh so pretty,and witty and gayyyyy..."
Amazon_Flarescythe says:
ss: can i come out of this ridiculous costume?
director: ummm....no we still have every other episode to do.
ss: how many times does this guy die? and what's with coming back the next episode?
director: umm...we lost count.
Dragontron88 says:
Megatron- Oh Starscream!, You bastard I almost blasted you, oh what the hell (Explosion)
Acelister says:
Starscream: "Thank you for the costume, Wheeljack. Now I shall win the Best Costume award at the Decepticon Ball! MWAHAHAHA!"
Arc the ZAKO says:
Starscream: Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat!
Wheeljack: I'll give you something to eat alright! How's bout a knuckle sandwich?!
*Starts beating the living crap out of Starscream*
Zeedust says:
Wheeljack: "Starscream!"
Starscream: "Um... Would you believe I'm Wing Saber?"
cecilia says:
Okay, I usually cosplay as weird things but this takes the prize!!
A cosplayer with a prime costume and a starscream head!!
009* says:
I'd hate to think about where Starcream retracted his wings to be able to wear that. For that matter, how can Starscream even fit into an Optimus Prime costume to begin with?
Acelister says:
The real cause of Wheeljack's death in Transformers: The Movie. He knew too much...
Acelister says:
Starscream: "Why is the film called 'Psycho'? It's a brilliant idea! I'll dress up in Optimus Prime's chassis!"
Wheeljack: "But Prime's not dead!"
Starscream: "We'll see..."
saiyan_prime says:
Starscream is inspired by The Silence of The Lambs......."Hey....that Lecter guy had a good idea! Wearing other bots' faces is fun!"
Acelister says:
Starscream: "I don't know what is more worrying... The fact MEgatron wants me in his bedroom, or the fact he wants me to wear this..."
Acelister says:
Starscream: "Can we wrap this up quickly, darlings? I'm due at the Apollo in ten minutes for the lead role in Romeo and Juliet..."
Acelister says:
Starscream: "Now that I've sent the Autobot's to thier doom, I can take this costume off..."
Wheeljack: "Hey Optimus, I... Wait a minute..."
g2jazz says:
starscream: optimus called this morning that he was sick to come. so that is why he asked me to fill his place till he gets better.
Ryu-Shu says:
optimus prime: look guys i have a secret to tell u all...i'm not optimus prime i'm realy starscream
hound:that explains alot
Acelister says:
Beadle's About got a new lease of life when they hired Starscream to present instead of ol' Jeremy.
Acelister says:
Starscream: "At least this costume isn't based on Pat Lee's Optimus. I don't have the breasts to carry that off."
Acelister says:
With budget cuts, Prime's fee's were unresonable, but ever ready, Hasbro and Marvel had a great idea...
Starscream: "So in this movie, I have to act 2 death scene's?"
Wheeljack: "Don't complain, at least you get a par
Acelister says:
When Prime couldn't turn up after a long night out, Starscream had to act in his place.
ReinaHW says:
After his constant failures in becoming the Decepticon leader, Starscream decided to try a new trick: "Optimus Prime is dead! Long live Starscream Prime!" "Just another 20 years and he'll be dust, we just have to hold out that long&
Pristine_Matrix says:
Once again, Optimus Prime regretted putting himself forward to play in this years Fancy Dress Volley Ball Tournament.
Pristine_Matrix says:
Starscream: "Hmmmm. I dont know. The Wheeljack mask only kinda went with this costume. Just let me try the Optimus Prime mask. I swear, it'll only take 2 minutes, and then we can go to the party."
Pristine_Matrix says:
Tonite on MTV, a hart hitting documentary about the most famours Transformer of all time. "Optimus Prime: Behind the Mask"
Road Turtle says:
WheelJack, "I call it 'Power Linx' technology!"
Prime's head, "WheelJack...You're an idiot!"
Road Turtle says:
Running out of ideas; Starscream tries, yet again, to overthrow Megatron.
Ultra Wheelshot says:
SS: When I lower this mask my transformation into Optimus Prime will be complete
Wheeljack (to himself) Please Primus make this stop
SS: Praying for divine itervention won't work Wheeljack (Puts mask on)
Wheeljack (sighs)
XeroSyphon says:
Starscream: "Does this make me look fat?"
Wheeljack: "No, it's that 2 tonne front grille that makes you look fat"
scattershot78 says:
SS: I love riding my Harley in my Optimus Prime costume but DAMN does his helmet get my head hot and steaming.
WJ: Whats that ? ( about to kick SS in the rear ) .... Another decepticon trying to get past our defences.
SS: Oh no, I'm joining the
elmekia says:
It would take a while for Starscream to realise that practising in an Optimus costume would not give him the skills to open the Matrix.
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
Little do people realize that this is actually a scene in a season 4 episode, which explains how Optimus came back to life. He didn't.
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
Further proof that any ol' G1 Decpticon is far superior to any RID Predacon.
JazZeke says:
Since he couldn't rule the Decepticons, Starscream decided to try his hand at bossing around the Autobots. In return for his help, Scream promised Wheelie he would be given Wheeljack's body.
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
SS: This mask would fool Prime's own creator....
In fact, *walks up to Alpha Trion* Hi pops! Let's go back to wheeljack's lab & do the wild toaster dance.
A3:.........
That's not funny Starscream......
*shoots Starscream i
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
SS: Maybe now I can get away from those screaming fan girls....
Zeedust says:
Unbeknownst to all but a few hardcore fanboys, the lost episode of Scooby Doo was a Transformers Crossover.
Amazon_Flarescythe says:
starscream: yes it still fits....hehehe.
wheeljack: do i want to know why...*whispers to himself as he spots starscream putting on his optimus suit*
*starscream's secret hobbie other then dethroning megatron*
Chromia says:
And not only is this not Diet Coke, but I'm not Optimus Prime...
*Zzzzzzziiiiiiippppp*
scattershot78 says:
Starscream: " I'll get way more candy dressing up as Optimus Prime rather than by dumb old self!"
Soundwave (laughing): " Yeah and I'll get way more too as Wheeljack."
Mystery says:
Starscream: Ha ha! April Fools', puny Autobots!
Wheeljack: Uh, Starscream, it's April 25th. April Fools' day is on April 1st.
Starscream: I loathe Earth holidays.
Godfather Bluto says:
SS: Elita, now u soon shall be mine.
Whelljack spots Prime with no armor tied up and gagged in a cornor.
Marv says:
Okay Starscream, we´ll just have to shoot this one scene in which Optimus steals candy from a defenceless little Protoform, and then our propaganda film´ll be complete!
Marv says:
Optimus: Matrixc help me! I am my own worst enemy! ...well, not actually the `worst` of my ebnemies, but an enemy nontheless...
Marv says:
optimus: You! It was you who stole my luggage at the airport!
Starscream: heheh!
Marv says:
Now to think of a cool new name...Scourge! Yeah, that´s a great name! And oh yeah, I´ll paint the costume black! That´ll look cool!
Marv says:
Optimus: Yes Wheeljack, this is my darkest secret...I am the fourth Decepticon Seeker repaint!!!
Marv says:
Soundwave and Starscream getting ready for Haloween. When they came to Megatron´s house, the results were tragic...
Marv says:
After Megatron had won the war, he could finally endulge in his true passion; abstract scupltures made from his enemies!
Marv says:
Cut to reverse image of Starscream ripping his mask of, revealing Prime´s head...
Marv says:
Stop shooting! It´s just a costume! Sheez, can´t you take a little joke Megs?
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Starscream: I have the head of Optimus Prime, Megatron will be pleased
Wheeljack: Not a good move
Starscream: Who dressed me up as Optimus Prime?
wavelength says:
starscream transform[insert pic of truck cab with vents on top] wheeljack why did you no incorperate these in.
Tusko says:
The original Pretender Starscream with rare varient floating Wheeljack head.
Thanatos Prime says:
Wheeljack: I thought Pretender shells we're supposed to look organic.
Starscream: What? This is way better I swear.
DeltaSeeker says:
Starscream: Aw, how'd you know it was me?
Wheeljack: Prime doesn't have shoulder vents.
overdrive says:
... and i would've got away with too, if it wasn't for you pesky autobots...
Bat Primus says:
Starscream: " I am the first Reverse Convoy. Megatron eat your spark out!"
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Little did Starscream know that Wheeljakc was actually Thundercracker
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Starscream: Damn I need to get used to this
Wheeljack:Shut up and put the mask back on Starscream
Starscream: (sighs)
Optimus (Off screen and in Starscream costume) You can't win 'em all
Suzuki says:
DIRECTOR: Okay, time for the scene where Optimus gets fatally shot by Megatron! Bring in the "double"!
STARSCREAM(Daffy Duck): D-d-double?!?
Road Turtle says:
Look! It's a Transformer, with a Transformer inside!
"Pretenders Hide the Transformers Inside!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Wheeljack,"Whoa that is one sweet Halloween costume your sporting Starscream.Wait.STARSCREAM! BLAST HIM IRONHIDE!"
Ratbat says:
Heh heh heh! I can easily impersonate the Autobots' greatest leader--OPTIMUS PRIME!!!
