The Ultimate Caption Contest
Starscream with bird droppings on his head
110 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
ksol71339 says:
STARSCREAM:. " The Avian Gods have annoinated me as THE LORD OF CYBERTRON! "
THUNDERCRACKER:. " You mean you're the LORD OF BIRD S--T! "
STARSCREAM:. " THANKS A LOT, NOT CLEAN IT OFF! ".
BG the Robit says:
Starscream: No, it's not bird poop, it's... paint! Yes, paint splatters are VERY in right now.
Megatron: Uh huh. Then why does it have mouse remains in it?
Starscream: F*** you.
BG the Robit says:
Laserbeak, that better be paint - *drips into his mouth**sniffs* Oh, Primus! That is NOT paint!
Rainmaker says:
Soundwave: Laserbeak, Eject. Operation: Sabotage Starscream. Result: Success, Tee Hee.
Evil Eye says:
Starscream got so angry after getting shat on that it caused the animation to go wrong.
ACStarscream says:
When animals turn rabid, they usually froth at the mouth. Starscream, however, decided on a different approach...
ACStarscream says:
When planning to cream pie a Transformer, it is advisable to first adjust for scale...
Deceptiwho? says:
Cameron Diaz: What is that???... Is that gel???
Starscream trying out for the lead male role in "Theres Something About Mary".
ChevyTron says:
Something is oozing out of my head. Hope its not my bra- DUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR!
megatrina says:
Megatron, she said we only get one frog! You're the worst lab partner ever.
Swerve says:
Skywarp: Yes, we get it. We all saw it nearly 10 years ago and you my friend are no Cameron Diaz.
Megatron: And is that... it is!?! Disgusting!
Starscream: Oh, a true comedian will go to great lengths for a laugh!
decipticonhater5995 says:
what the heck is this?(checks head)Starscream yells,Soundwave where is lazorbeak!!Soundwave yells on a spying mission why?.Starscream yells,Because i think he is back and im going to kill him for him pooping on me
Sondura1 says:
*starscream*Soundwave, where is Ratbat!?
*soundwave*Why?
*starscream*It is time for a long overdue revenge!
Dclone Soundwave says:
Where did this come from?!?!? Megatron.....the toilet is in the Nemsis for Primus' sakes! Oh I get it, it's because you hate me.......
hot rod 907 says:
okay, it was one thing to say that my alternate form is a toilet, BUT WHO'S THE B@$%#&D WHO DID THIS!?!
autobothound says:
Starscream: A little lower and to the right next time Meggie.
Megatron: My bad. My scope must be off a little.
Saberwulfe says:
Starscream: "Ah, what a great day this is! The sun is shining, the birds are-" *SPLAT* "...DIE S**T-HAWK! DIE!!!" *starts blasting sky*
Ccampbell23 says:
Feeling as though he has hit rock bottom... Starscream leaves the casting couch of the new transformers movie, hoping the director meant what he said...
darth_paul says:
Arcee to Starscream: Hey Is That Helmet Lube!?!? Mind If I Borrow Some!?
Starazor says:
"I should have just stayed in bed, but no-o, Megatron hauled me out of a nice comfortable recharge bed. . . " *Completely losing it at Megs* "You silver *****! This is all your ********** fault, you *******!" *Runs away, crying!*
Unknown says:
F***! GODD*****! SON OF A B****! SOMETHING TOOK A S*** ON MY NEW F***ING HELMET!
Road Turtle says:
Always suspecting either Ratbat, Buzzsaw, or Laserbeak for the occasional humiliating dropping; Starscream never knew the horrific truth....it was Thundercracker.
Tiedye says:
(Starscream in front of nearly defeated Autobot)
(Starscream) "Hahaha! Now you can see that I'am the greatest transformer in the whole universe!" "Every creature on this planet will soon bow before ME!!"
(Bird poops on his head)
Zeedust says:
Here we see the defining moment of Squawktalk's first... and last... appearance ever.
1337W422102 says:
Hasbro Exec.: "We are proud to reintroduce the Universe line of repaints, including this new release of Starscream , with a new head design. (These crazy kids'll buy anything...!)"
jazzimusprime says:
...while starscream was sleeping another transformer wrote"parking lot" on top of his head and placed a macdonalds french fry there...starscream wakes up takes a stroll outside when...a pack of seagulls immediately swarm around him. STARSCREAM-&
Primus C-00 says:
Reflector: "You know, it some cultures, that is considered lucky..."
Screamer: *stews*
Kevinus Prime says:
SS: "Hey, Arcee, will you go out with me Friday?"
Arcee: "HKKKKKK...PTOO!"
SS: "Is that a 'MAYBE'?"
Kevinus Prime says:
"EVERY time I freaking detail myself... do you know how much eight hundred cans of Turtle Wax costs?"
battlestrike says:
awww no! no! no! no! no! no! no! damb it! i just got a new paint job!
Death Gunner says:
What is this? Iced...cream? noooo *sniffs* it can't be.... bird droppings???
shadow minicon says:
This is one of the many resons why starscream hates everything about earth (apart fron the clear blue sky) the animals don't know how to pick up after themselves especially robotic one's this was starcream's vow - All birds including roboti
snavej says:
Looks like the humans are safe tonight. I couldn't possibly go out bombing and strafing when I look like this. Ugghhh! [He holds Thundercracker's hand and they both leave, skipping like little girls.]
snavej says:
The real reason why Decepticons have red eyes - irritation caused by bird droppings.
shadow minicon says:
Starscream:Grrrrrrrrr............SOUNDWAVWE!!!!!!!!!
Soundwave:*Hides* He will never find me here
Soundwaves was desprate so he hid in the Autobot bace and was then kicked out as soon as blaster found him
Pokejedservo says:
Starscream: Amazing, I should be incredibly annoyed now but for some STRANGE reason I keep having this feeling of "Deja Vu"...
Collector Maximus says:
What? Bird droppings are all the rage, Everyone who's anyone has them!
Optimusizzy says:
Starscream: I knew fusing organic birds with robotic components will back fire on us.
Dr. Arcaville: At least we didn't go with mokeys
snavej says:
The dirty white stuff caused more damage than expected. For the first time in centuries, Starscream was forced to remove his helmet, revealing a mass of tightly packed dreadlocks made of wires and diodes. He then lit up a 'special cigarette' t
snavej says:
In a parallel universe, Cameron Diaz mysteriously disappeared in a massive explosion and a stand-in had to be found for her forthcoming movie. The title was changed to:-
'There's Something About Starscream'.
snavej says:
I did those bozos in Beast Wars a big favour by giving a cameo appearance on their show.
This is how they repay me????!!!!
Kevinus Prime says:
Starscream: "On my ear?"
Mary: "No, your right ear. Is that... is that hair gel?"
Kevinus Prime says:
Starscream looked hard in the mirror. Rumble had put Nair in the shampoo bottle, and Starscream was forced to accept his mullet was gone...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Starscream,"It's called a Manufacturing Mark stop staring at it Rumble!"
Rumble,"But it looks like a bird..."
Starscream,"I KNOW! IT'S NOT!"
Rumble,"OK!OK!........"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
For the love of......Some dufus at the factory screwed up the paint job on my Masterpiece Starscream! Gahhhhhhh!
Immortal Starscream says:
SLAG! megatrons survived my latest attempt. optimus shot me on the crotch. i lost 200 energon cubes, that little yellow autobot freak kicked me in the robojimi, and im stll not leader of the decepticons.... and now this... some days i swear i can't f
Ultra Primal says:
Starscream: Haha very funny Skywarp and Thundercracker. we'll see who gets the last laugh after i shoot you guys out of the astrotrain HHAHAH!
Ransom says:
Starscream was fortunate that as a prank Lazerbeak only dropped some eggs on Starscream's head while he was in recharge. Toilet paper would have gummed up Starscream's joints, jammed his intakes, stuck to his feet...
Ransom says:
Starscream: Egg me, will you? You stupid squishies, I'll show you what evil REALLY is!
snavej says:
Could have been worse, I suppose. The territorial seagulls may have got me but that flock of flying monkeys from Oz went in the other direction.
snavej says:
Is that the best you can do, Pornotron? Is that your so-called secret ultimate weapon?! Prepare to be cluster-bombed into a fine mist...
shadow minicon says:
Starscream:LAZERBEAK!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'LL RING YOUR SKINEY METAL NEAK!!!!!!!
Five hourers it took the Decepticons to finish salviging the tiny parts that was left of lazerbeak, they even had to call in help from the Autobots megatron
Frobman says:
Blasted petro-piegeons! They're just petro-rats with wings attached to their bodies!
shadow minicon says:
Starscream:Soundwave! you should realy start cleaning up after lazerbeak and buzzsaw!
Soundwave:*grabs a rag and starts claening*
later: starscream starts going off hie tree at lazerbeak and buzzsaw
soundwave:*anime sweet drop*
shockblaster5 says:
After laserbeak and buzzsaw did their "buisiness", Screamer went berserk whenever he saw a bird.
Chaoslock says:
Starscream: And I had luck. You should see how Megatrons arm looks after Laserbeak's spying tour.
Unknown says:
Starscream: Now, didn't I tell you that blowing off a little would make you feel better, Megatron??
Megatron: Aaaah, yes, Starscream, you did.
Kit says:
Starscream was actually more concerned with the fact that he was missing quite a bit of outline on his torso.
jazzimusprime says:
"great! those sloppy animators forgot to color the rest of my head in! I guess i'll be seen again on another transformers DVD special features section."
Roadshadow says:
Ever since Starscream's character died in the movie, he had to resort to being a hobo, having bird droppings fall on his head for food.
Unknown says:
Starscream: "Would you like a tissue?"
Thundercracker (offscreen) "Sure, thanks."
Black Arachnis says:
"ah sonova! Soundwave, next time Ratbat drops his guano on me, I`m eating fried bat!"
Onyx Prime says:
"Darnit Jetfire! You said it was going to be like the 'good ole days'! You've gotten sloppy!"
Onyx Prime says:
"MEGATRON!!! If you dont WARN me before you shoot your 'particle beam cannon' then I'm not going to stand around and watch anymore!
Acelister says:
Starscream was first pick for a part in There's Something About Mary, but obligations to evil meant he had to be replaced.
Acelister says:
Starscream, aiming to quell the foodfight, was not amused to be hit by ice cream.
Archanubis says:
Starscream: As if sucking these feather-brains into my intakes weren't bad enough...
DeathCaller says:
Upon Starscream's head is the wrath of a bird who didn't like0 Go-gurt... Or Starscream's strange "squawks" a.k.a, his voice.
DeathCaller says:
From above, you can hear Thundercracker and Skywarp laughing and "coo-coo"ing.
Starscream: This is what I get for letting those two watch "Ed, Edd, and Eddy"...
Sondura1 says:
Isn't Starscreem a 25 foot tall robot and if so that would have to be one huge bird ...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
dabattousai says:
Starscream: Ya I know, this is what happends when you try and do either sex over the phone or on the internet.
Optimutt says:
Alfred Hitchcock invited me to his set for lunch. Little did I know, it was a movie about birds.
Optimutt says:
What's this? Megatron's even got the birds working for him now? That's it; I quit!
sto_vo_kor_2000 says:
Skywarp to Starscream: Hey Starscream what is that white stuff on the top of your head. Starscream to Skywarp: You know thats the last time I sit in the front of Paul Rubin{Pee Wee Herman}at an Adult movie theature.
