Heckfire says:
SUPERION: *pulls string*
ALPHA TRION: Teehee! Math is hard!
SUPERION: Great, someone switched the voice boxes again.
ChevyTron says:
OK, where do his arms go? I couldn't transform this thing if it saved my life!
Swerve says:
Oh the Irony, finally Hasbro has released a show accurate Alpha Trion, and I'm going to sell you on ebay to a Hong Kong buyer and totally overcharge for shipping!
Split Second says:
Superion: Are... are you my father
A-3: In a way, but I'd rather you think of me as your fellow Autobot. You must help me vanquish the evil Decepticons. Now, transform!
Guy off screen: Wrong episode you two. You're thinking of Grimlock�
Dclone Soundwave says:
To crush, or not to crush. That is the question. Aw hell, I choose crush!
Anonymous says:
what does he transform into?
*twists him into odd angles*
A3: my... spleen...
darth_paul says:
$300 for the Alpha Trion PVC and this is what it looks like?!? I knew I should've gotten the Starscream's Ghost one instead.
Pokejedservo says:
Gotta love how Hasbro would even make toys for the Cybertronians huh?
Roadshadow says:
Superion: ZOMG n00b! T3h A3 figur3z!
A3: God dammit, I'm not a ----ING TOY!
Fireblast says:
Superion: I just love my new baby doll!
A3: HELP!
Superion: Wow it even talks!
Aurax says:
SUPERION: Wow. This Vector Prime repaint came out better than I thought it would.
Aurax says:
SUPERION: Dude, now *this* is a show accurate figure! I'm sooo loving this Classics line.
Suzuki says:
SUPERION: ... (Pulls little ring on a string, on A3's back.)
A3: 'Till all are one!
SUPERION: ... (Pulls the string again.)
A3: My alt-mode is a Mercadies!
SUPERION: ... (Pulls string a third time.)
A3: Look, I'm reall
Collector Maximus says:
Wow a "test shot" for the new Alpha Trion Figure! Now to put you on Ebay...hope no one's looking...
Kevinus Prime says:
Superion: "Hey! It's one of those funny looking hand excercisers!"
A3:"Wait! Wait! *URRRRGHH*"
Supe: "Ha! I love it when their eyes bulge out..."
Kevinus Prime says:
Superion:" Is this the button to make him talk?"
A3: "Oh God, my SPLEEN!"
Tigertrack says:
"And I will 'wuv him, and squeeze him, and hug him, and I'll call him George..."
cybertron_megatron says:
Superion: "So you're the Optimus Prime and all the other Autobots are bragging about? You don't look like much. What can you do?"
Alpha Trion: "I AM ALPHA TRION!!!"
Superion: "Yeah... and? Woopty doo, good for you.
snavej says:
A3: Don't kill me, Superion. The real threat is the dancing robot from the Citroen C4 commercials!
Superion: True. I secretly loathe his detailed chassis, his flashy moves and his lack of heavy weapons. I think he is some kind of nancy.
snavej says:
Superion: Oo, oo! Now I will climb to the top of the Empire State Building with my beautiful girlfriend!
A3: A couple of points - (1) I am not your girlfriend, and (2) you can FLY, dumbass.
Superion: Excellent! Now I won't have any problems w
snavej says:
A3: Yes sir, sorry sir. I won't hit Slingshot and steal his lunch money again.
Superion: That's a start. Now, as a punishment, you will come round my aerodrome base and do all my yard work.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Superion,"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die."
A3,"Are you on drugs?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Superion,"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
A3,"Ahhhh a murderess."
Superion,"Oh. I thought you said Methodist."
Unknown says:
so your saying we evolved from sprockets to computers to droids to transformers? thats ridicules, prove it.
transformerguru says:
Oh don't worry little I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm gonna eat ya!!!
Tusko says:
"Oh good-deee! A bunnee rabbit of my very own! I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and pet him. And I will call him George!"
Archanubis says:
So this is the little punk responsible for stealing my goose, gold, and singing harp...
Unknown says:
Superion: I thought these damn 'My Buddy' dolls were supposed to be my size!
A3: I'm not your buddy!
New Omen says:
Superion: Guess what im gonna do with my free hand
*A3 screams in terror*
Unknown says:
Superion:Wait......isnt this supposed to be tour guide Barbie?
A3:-in girlish tone- But im like so totally cuter!!!
Superion:0_o
Primus C-00 says:
Superion: "Are you selling Acid to Children again?"
Alpha Trion: "Ermmm..."
*5QU15H*
Acelister says:
Superion: "Tell me a joke, funny man!"
A3: "These two Quintesson's walk into a Space Bar..."
Superion: "QUINT'S CAN'T WALK!"
*A3 is crushed*
Acelister says:
Superion: "So... all my seperate formms have blue eyes... How do I have red eyes...?"
A3: "I don't know, STOP ASKING!"
snavej says:
Superion is one of the Special Teams. He goes to a Special School. He is generally quite Special. In his spare time, he pulls the arms and legs off smaller robots. He doesn't know any better.
MechaRaptor says:
Dropping things from a height and seeing if they will break or bounce with Superion!
A3:'Crap!'
MechaRaptor says:
Superion:I shall call him......Mini-me,even though he doesn't look,sound or smells like me!
A3:RIIIIIIIIGHT?!?!
Ratbat says:
What brings YOU here, Superion?
We need YOUR help in reviving Optimus Prime, sir. Can you help?
Road Turtle says:
Superion, "Hey, didn't you help build me? I've got no mouth, weak joints, five voices in my head; and you're going to help fix me!"
A3, "...but it'll be millions of years before I become Alfa Trion, and didn't I
Blaster_6267 says:
I thought I left my A3 somewhere around here...back into the dollhouse with you
Brakethrough says:
In a brutal twist of irony, Superion was knocked off the top of the building by angry monkeys.
ReinaHW says:
"Oh wow, I spend all those credits on the PVC Transformers so that I can finally get a full set and I get doubles of just one I've already got! Stupid unmarked packaging!"
Acelister says:
Superion: "W3 1337 h4x0rz!"
A3: "I thought installing AOL in you would overload you... Instead, you've become 5u93r10n!"
5u93r10n: "R0x0rz!"
Acelister says:
A3: So, we're giant robots... And in the future, a giant giant robot is built... why?"
Superion: "Wait'll you see Metroplex..."
A3: "Wait till YOU see Unicron..."
Superion: "Jokes on you, I WON'T!"
Acelister says:
Superion: "An early mold Alpha Trion PEZ dispenser!"
Optimus Prime: "No, Superion! A3 came here from the past! We have to get him back before..."
*CRACK*
Superion: "No PEZ... Only circutry..."
snavej says:
Superion: Where did you get your name?
A3: A 'Battleships' board, I think, or maybe a chess board. Perhaps the first page of the telephone directory. It was a long time ago and I was young and stupid. My chest hurts. Please put me down.
Road Turtle says:
A3, "Can you help me? I've got some new guy moving in on my girlfriend, Beta. He's a young punk who turns into a truck and never shuts up about all the battles he's been in."
Superion, "He sounds familiar, what'd yo
Road Turtle says:
Superion, "What do you mean you have to go trim your mustache?! It's made of two small pieces of sheet metal glued to your face, and it doesn't even grow!"
(TIME DISTORTION SHIFT, and A3 ages into Alfa Trion, thus sheet metal mustas
Kevinus Prime says:
"Well I was going for the Batman doll in the Claw booth, and all i won was this lousy Alpha trion."
SilentBlaster says:
Superion: oooh a chocalate bunny.
A3: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Superion: I think i'll eat it
A3: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Superion: ................ Oh wait i have no mouth, darn
A3: Whew.
Superion: Grimlock you want this?
Grimlock: CHOCALATE BUNNY!!!!!
Zeedust says:
"Hard Hero's just stopped caring, haven't they? I can't believe I dropped a hundred bucks on this."
Unknown says:
Superion: "What the hell do you mean, I die in Dreamwave's Vol. 1?"
A3: "Errr, I mean....Uh you tottally dodge that nuke and then beat all the 'Cons and go score with Elita 1 and Arcee."
Superion : "Yeah that'
First-Aid says:
I will love him and squeeze him and hug him and pet him and call him George....
Archanubis says:
Uh... thanks Rodimus, just what I always wanted. (really thinking) I wonder how much I can sell this POS for...
Jetplague says:
Aww man! This isn't the official Transformer A3...there's no rubbing icon to prove it. Ppppfft...probably a gobot...yuck.
Unknown says:
Superion: "At last, I've found the rare and highly valuable A3!!! My collection is complete!"
O. Prime says:
Superion: "You can either give it willingly, or I can take it the hard way."
A3: "Oh GOD! Willingly, I'll take it willingly.
Immortal Starscream says:
aww man i fianaly get my hands on an exclusive alpha trion and its a friggen action master damn you ebay!