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Superion holding A3

Superion holding A3
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98 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

“Just a I thought, cheap plastic and no die cast metal !”

Feb 6, 2024

trailbreaker says:

Get in my belly !

Mar 9, 2022

Rainmaker says:

Superion: Robot Heroes A3? What is this junk? Canceled.

May 1, 2016

ThunderThruster says:

Superion: Not bad for an oversized knock off...

Mar 9, 2016

Evil Eye says:

Hmm...This could be a knockoff...

Mar 19, 2012

Heckfire says:

SUPERION: *pulls string*
ALPHA TRION: Teehee! Math is hard!
SUPERION: Great, someone switched the voice boxes again.

Dec 16, 2011

ghostscream127 says:

vector prime? no youre a repaint. ebay can take care of you

Nov 7, 2007

ChevyTron says:

OK, where do his arms go? I couldn't transform this thing if it saved my life!

Jul 30, 2007

Swerve says:

Oh the Irony, finally Hasbro has released a show accurate Alpha Trion, and I'm going to sell you on ebay to a Hong Kong buyer and totally overcharge for shipping!

May 30, 2007

Split Second says:

Superion: Are... are you my father

A-3: In a way, but I'd rather you think of me as your fellow Autobot. You must help me vanquish the evil Decepticons. Now, transform!

Guy off screen: Wrong episode you two. You're thinking of Grimlock&#0

Mar 22, 2007

Dclone Soundwave says:

To crush, or not to crush. That is the question. Aw hell, I choose crush!

Feb 4, 2007

hot rod 907 says:

I cant sleep without my stuffed decepticon!

Jan 22, 2007

Anonymous says:

what does he transform into?

*twists him into odd angles*

A3: my... spleen...

Jan 19, 2007

Sherade says:

Superion: Does your head come off?
A3: no.
Superion: Screw you.

Dec 28, 2006

darth_paul says:

$300 for the Alpha Trion PVC and this is what it looks like?!? I knew I should've gotten the Starscream's Ghost one instead.

Sep 14, 2006

Unknown says:

Brokeback Transformers

Aug 4, 2006

Roboto750 says:

MMMMMM ALPHA TRION!!!

Jul 6, 2006

trailbreaker says:

Superion's ventriloquist act leaves much to be desired.....

Jun 10, 2006

Pokejedservo says:

Gotta love how Hasbro would even make toys for the Cybertronians huh?

Jun 8, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Superion: ZOMG n00b! T3h A3 figur3z!
A3: God dammit, I'm not a ----ING TOY!

Jun 5, 2006

Fireblast says:

Superion: I just love my new baby doll!

A3: HELP!

Superion: Wow it even talks!

Jun 4, 2006

Fireblast says:

Oh look! An Action Figure!

Jun 4, 2006

Aurax says:

SUPERION: Ahhh. MP-05. At long last, you are mine.

Jun 4, 2006

Aurax says:

SUPERION: Wow. This Vector Prime repaint came out better than I thought it would.

Jun 4, 2006

Aurax says:

SUPERION: Dude, now *this* is a show accurate figure! I'm sooo loving this Classics line.

Jun 4, 2006

Suzuki says:

SUPERION: ... (Pulls little ring on a string, on A3's back.)

A3: 'Till all are one!

SUPERION: ... (Pulls the string again.)

A3: My alt-mode is a Mercadies!

SUPERION: ... (Pulls string a third time.)

A3: Look, I'm reall

Jun 4, 2006

Marcus Rush says:

Cream filled or Chocolate filled? DAMN I'm lactose intollerant.

Jun 3, 2006

battlestrike says:

oh i missed u so.....HEY!wait a minute this isn't my dolly!

Jun 3, 2006

spider_j says:

Superion: I wonder if I squeeze hard enough, would his head pop open?

Jun 3, 2006

spider_j says:

Superion: Man, these suppositories are getting bigger everyday...

Jun 3, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Listen up old man SCRAMBLE CITY SUCKS!

Jun 2, 2006

Collector Maximus says:

Wow a "test shot" for the new Alpha Trion Figure! Now to put you on Ebay...hope no one's looking...

Jun 2, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

Superion: "Hey! It's one of those funny looking hand excercisers!"
A3:"Wait! Wait! *URRRRGHH*"
Supe: "Ha! I love it when their eyes bulge out..."

Jun 2, 2006

Collector Maximus says:

Open...Dammit, Open!

Jun 2, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

"Let's go Frankenstein Junior!"
"OK, Buzz!"

Jun 2, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

Superion:" Is this the button to make him talk?"
A3: "Oh God, my SPLEEN!"

Jun 2, 2006

Unknown says:

Respect my elders, huh? Yeah, right! Respect this, grandpa!

Jun 2, 2006

Tigertrack says:

"And I will 'wuv him, and squeeze him, and hug him, and I'll call him George..."

Jun 2, 2006

ninjabot says:

Superion: Heard what you said about me, Say it to me now!!!!!!

Jun 2, 2006

cybertron_megatron says:

Superion: "So you're the Optimus Prime and all the other Autobots are bragging about? You don't look like much. What can you do?"

Alpha Trion: "I AM ALPHA TRION!!!"

Superion: "Yeah... and? Woopty doo, good for you.

Jun 2, 2006

snavej says:

A3: Don't kill me, Superion. The real threat is the dancing robot from the Citroen C4 commercials!

Superion: True. I secretly loathe his detailed chassis, his flashy moves and his lack of heavy weapons. I think he is some kind of nancy.

Jun 2, 2006

snavej says:

Superion: Oo, oo! Now I will climb to the top of the Empire State Building with my beautiful girlfriend!

A3: A couple of points - (1) I am not your girlfriend, and (2) you can FLY, dumbass.

Superion: Excellent! Now I won't have any problems w

Jun 2, 2006

snavej says:

A3: Yes sir, sorry sir. I won't hit Slingshot and steal his lunch money again.

Superion: That's a start. Now, as a punishment, you will come round my aerodrome base and do all my yard work.

Jun 2, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Superion,"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die."

A3,"Are you on drugs?"

Jun 2, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Superion,"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
A3,"Ahhhh a murderess."
Superion,"Oh. I thought you said Methodist."

Jun 2, 2006

Unknown says:

so your saying we evolved from sprockets to computers to droids to transformers? thats ridicules, prove it.

Jun 1, 2006

transformerguru says:

this is some strange looking tp... O_o

Jun 1, 2006

transformerguru says:

Oh don't worry little I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm gonna eat ya!!!

Jun 1, 2006

Dr. Caelus says:

Ahhhh... He doesn't Transform! Lame Action Masters...

Jun 1, 2006

Tusko says:

"Oh good-deee! A bunnee rabbit of my very own! I will love him and hug him and squeeze him and pet him. And I will call him George!"

Jun 1, 2006

Archanubis says:

So this is the little punk responsible for stealing my goose, gold, and singing harp...

Jun 1, 2006

Unknown says:

Superion: I thought these damn 'My Buddy' dolls were supposed to be my size!
A3: I'm not your buddy!

May 31, 2006

New Omen says:

Superion: Guess what im gonna do with my free hand

*A3 screams in terror*

May 31, 2006

Unknown says:

Superion:Wait......isnt this supposed to be tour guide Barbie?

A3:-in girlish tone- But im like so totally cuter!!!

Superion:0_o

May 31, 2006

Primus C-00 says:

Superion: "Are you selling Acid to Children again?"

Alpha Trion: "Ermmm..."

*5QU15H*

May 31, 2006

Acelister says:

Superion: "Tell me a joke, funny man!"
A3: "These two Quintesson's walk into a Space Bar..."
Superion: "QUINT'S CAN'T WALK!"
*A3 is crushed*

May 31, 2006

Acelister says:

Superion: "So... all my seperate formms have blue eyes... How do I have red eyes...?"
A3: "I don't know, STOP ASKING!"

May 31, 2006

snavej says:

Superion is one of the Special Teams. He goes to a Special School. He is generally quite Special. In his spare time, he pulls the arms and legs off smaller robots. He doesn't know any better.

May 31, 2006

MechaRaptor says:

Dropping things from a height and seeing if they will break or bounce with Superion!


A3:'Crap!'

May 31, 2006

MechaRaptor says:

Superion:I shall call him......Mini-me,even though he doesn't look,sound or smells like me!

A3:RIIIIIIIIGHT?!?!

May 31, 2006

Ratbat says:

What brings YOU here, Superion?
We need YOUR help in reviving Optimus Prime, sir. Can you help?

May 31, 2006

Road Turtle says:

Superion, "Hey, didn't you help build me? I've got no mouth, weak joints, five voices in my head; and you're going to help fix me!"

A3, "...but it'll be millions of years before I become Alfa Trion, and didn't I

May 30, 2006

Blaster_6267 says:

I thought I left my A3 somewhere around here...back into the dollhouse with you

May 30, 2006

Thanatos Prime says:

Superion: A3? I thought that was Fireflight.

May 30, 2006

Thanatos Prime says:

I'm gonna name you teddy and make you my very own...

May 30, 2006

Death-Ray Charles says:

TAG Body spray for robots.....consider yourself warned

May 30, 2006

Brakethrough says:

In a brutal twist of irony, Superion was knocked off the top of the building by angry monkeys.

May 30, 2006

ReinaHW says:

"Oh wow, I spend all those credits on the PVC Transformers so that I can finally get a full set and I get doubles of just one I've already got! Stupid unmarked packaging!"

May 30, 2006

Acelister says:

Superion: "W3 1337 h4x0rz!"
A3: "I thought installing AOL in you would overload you... Instead, you've become 5u93r10n!"
5u93r10n: "R0x0rz!"

May 30, 2006

Acelister says:

A3: So, we're giant robots... And in the future, a giant giant robot is built... why?"
Superion: "Wait'll you see Metroplex..."
A3: "Wait till YOU see Unicron..."
Superion: "Jokes on you, I WON'T!"

May 30, 2006

Acelister says:

Superion: "An early mold Alpha Trion PEZ dispenser!"
Optimus Prime: "No, Superion! A3 came here from the past! We have to get him back before..."
*CRACK*
Superion: "No PEZ... Only circutry..."

May 30, 2006

snavej says:

Superion: Where did you get your name?

A3: A 'Battleships' board, I think, or maybe a chess board. Perhaps the first page of the telephone directory. It was a long time ago and I was young and stupid. My chest hurts. Please put me down.

May 30, 2006

High_Octane says:

Slaggin Chinese Knock-offs!

May 30, 2006

Vegeta01 says:

Superion: Now wheres the rest of you, half a fights no fun!

May 30, 2006

Road Turtle says:

A3, "Can you help me? I've got some new guy moving in on my girlfriend, Beta. He's a young punk who turns into a truck and never shuts up about all the battles he's been in."

Superion, "He sounds familiar, what'd yo

May 30, 2006

Road Turtle says:

Superion, "What do you mean you have to go trim your mustache?! It's made of two small pieces of sheet metal glued to your face, and it doesn't even grow!"

(TIME DISTORTION SHIFT, and A3 ages into Alfa Trion, thus sheet metal mustas

May 30, 2006

Powersurge says:

I'm going to hug him and squeeze him and take good care of him

May 30, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

A3,"Goldbug?"

"Yep steroids."

May 29, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Superion,"What the hell DO you transform into?"

May 29, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

"Well I was going for the Batman doll in the Claw booth, and all i won was this lousy Alpha trion."

May 29, 2006

SilentBlaster says:

Superion: oooh a chocalate bunny.
A3: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Superion: I think i'll eat it
A3: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Superion: ................ Oh wait i have no mouth, darn
A3: Whew.
Superion: Grimlock you want this?
Grimlock: CHOCALATE BUNNY!!!!!

May 29, 2006

Zeedust says:

"Hard Hero's just stopped caring, haven't they? I can't believe I dropped a hundred bucks on this."

May 29, 2006

Unknown says:

Superion: "What the hell do you mean, I die in Dreamwave's Vol. 1?"

A3: "Errr, I mean....Uh you tottally dodge that nuke and then beat all the 'Cons and go score with Elita 1 and Arcee."

Superion : "Yeah that'

May 29, 2006

Transfaner says:

A3: "BWAWK! I am god"
Superion: "No, I am god"
(Bio-dome...)

May 29, 2006

cybertron2006 says:

Superion: Die A3!
A3: what did i do?

May 29, 2006

First-Aid says:

I will love him and squeeze him and hug him and pet him and call him George....

May 29, 2006

TFBuyer says:

"I love these things! Crunchy on the outside and a chewy center!"

May 29, 2006

Blitzwing the warrior says:

Hahahaha, Superion like funny bot!

May 29, 2006

PG13 says:

Superion:You killed my father!

A3:No Superion, I AM YOUR FATHER!

May 29, 2006

LunarFormer says:

Fezzik nursed the poor inebriated Inigo back to health...

May 29, 2006

Archanubis says:

Uh... thanks Rodimus, just what I always wanted. (really thinking) I wonder how much I can sell this POS for...

May 29, 2006

Jetplague says:

Aww man! This isn't the official Transformer A3...there's no rubbing icon to prove it. Ppppfft...probably a gobot...yuck.

May 29, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Superion: YAY! DOLLY!
A3: Oh ----.

May 29, 2006

Unknown says:

Superion: "At last, I've found the rare and highly valuable A3!!! My collection is complete!"

May 29, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

"I willl love him, and squeeze him, and call him George!"

May 29, 2006

O. Prime says:

Superion: "You can either give it willingly, or I can take it the hard way."
A3: "Oh GOD! Willingly, I'll take it willingly.

May 29, 2006

dabattousai says:

Superion: We can do this one way or five way, take your pick.

May 29, 2006

Immortal Starscream says:

aww man i fianaly get my hands on an exclusive alpha trion and its a friggen action master damn you ebay!

May 29, 2006

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