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Zeedust says:
Weirdwolf was starting to get a little tired of being the low man on the totem pole.
Heckfire says:
As Dark Paw approaches with the Meanos, Princess Paw Paw points her Mystic Moonstone at the Totems...
Transfanbotacon says:
Snapdragon: Gaining a little weight, aren't ya gorilla-head?
Apeface: You no cream puff yourself, lizard-face!
Mindwipe: Be quiet up there and keep your eye out for Fortress Maximus, you freakos!
Payner™ says:
If they don't win the state cheerleading campionship they could just eat the other contestants
Roadshadow says:
Apeface: Horrorcons, UNITE!
Skullcruncher: For the last time, we can't freakin' combine!
DarkDranzer says:
*When fusion goes bad*
Top: Um...Taa dah?
Galvatron *off screen*: GRRR!! RIGHT THAT'S IT I AM NOW POSING A DBZ-GT BAN ON ALL DECEPTICONS!! AND IF YOU GUYS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN TALK TO YOUR BUDDIES OVER THERE!!
*Decepticons got ready
DarkDranzer says:
*When fusion goes bad*
Top: Um...Taa dah?
Galvatron *off screen*: GRRR!! RIGHT THAT'S IT I AM NOW BANNING A DBZ-GT BAN ON ALL DECEPTICONS!! AND IF YOU GUYS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN TALK TO YOUR BUDDIES OVER THERE!!
*Decepticons got read
Dragonoth says:
Snapdragon: “Just be glad Scorponok isn’t practicing with us.â€
Apeface: “I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!â€
Others: “Shut up!â€
Dragonoth says:
Skullcruncher: "If we practice cheerleading, we'll surely fool the Autobots! I got this idea by watching Bumblebee and Spike play football."
Weirdwolf: "But Skullcruncher, shouldn't just our HEADS be practicing? The'yre the
Octocon says:
Wierdwolf: "Rarrr, bastards why do i always have to be at the bottom, my thin legs are for running not haulling your fat ass around"
King Slick says:
Here we have the Decepticons posing for there totum pole...obviously they don't know we decided to use the Autobot Cassette bots instead.
Tarkantaur says:
Weirdwolf: Are my feet sinking into the ground.. or are my legs *CRACK* oh no...
juggaloG says:
Apeface: Headmasters: time to Powerlink!
Weirdwolf: I don't think it's working...
Mindwipe: I think I'm slipping...
*CRASH!*
MW: Told you it was as stupid idea, Apeface!
AF: Oh, shaddup! We had to try at least!
WW: Well, if we try aga
Zeedust says:
Behold the most terifying Fuzor ever...
Well, when Silverbolt isn't drunk, anyways.
Brakethrough says:
Apeface: You idiots! There's a reason why we all transform into heads. We aren't the arm-masters orthe leg-masters or the groin-masters!
Weirdwolf: The only groin-master here is you, bonehead.
Nenesis Prime says:
The Headmasters try 1 last ditch effort to become the NEXT Devastator...
GunWolf says:
Headmasters!! Transform and combine to form the ultimate gestalt!! HEADMEISTER!!
Megatron: And everyone wonders why we keep loseing -_-;
NightfallZero says:
See... I told you we could form a Gestalt if we really wanted too...
Nightshadow says:
Guy on Top:This is a very uncomfortable posititon....
Guy on Bottom: Maybe for you! YEAH BABY!! I LOVE THIS SPOT!!
Guy in middle: Help! theres a gaybot on both sides of me!!
Tiedye says:
This is what happens when you give Decepticons each a bottle of glue and tell them to build a bird house.
Tiedye says:
Oh Hell,Sure the Autobots thought it was funny to throw us in the gene spliceing machine but now we're stuck like this forever.
Tiedye says:
This is what happens when you tell Decepticons to build a birdhouse and you hand them each a bottle of superglue.
Tiedye says:
"DAMED Autobots." They think it was funny to throw us in that gene spliceing machine, but were stuck like this for the rest of our lives"
Anonymous says:
the decepticon headmasters, after being posted in british columbia for so long, took a strange interest in the canadian heritage, and reported to galvatron in their own special way... there were NO survivors.
Anonymous says:
gimme a "D" gimme an "E" gimme a "C".......
Anonymous says:
Uhrk... this looks... so easy.... when Sonic, Tails and Knuckles do this.....
Anonymous says:
Here we see the Decepticon Headmasters attempting to sneak into the Omega-Mu sorority for a "panty raid".
Optimus Prime, Jr. says:
"I don't think we're on Roddy's video anymore, Toto."
Anonymous says:
Somebody's taken a trip to the Haunted Mansion!
"Weirdwolf, aren't we supposed to be in quicksand."
Anonymous says:
Orgies have crept into the headmaster databanks as obviously shown by these three perverts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jetmaster2000 says:
We shall destroy all in our new combined form.
Oh no where falling!
Darth Vegeta says:
Decepticon Headmasters COMBINE!
Look how powerful we have become!
Euh... we look pathetic and I think we're going to... whoaaa!
(bonk)
awww...
moron
Idiot
what a stupid idea!
Anonymous says:
After getting kicked off the Decepticon faction, the Headmasters decide to try out for the Cirque Du Soleil tour group.
PredaKing says:
Weirdwolf: "Were supposed to be Headmasters, not "stand-on-each-other-masters"
Shadow Fox says:
Duh..I think Megatron will be impressed with us this time..He told us to go destroy the auto-bots base, but this is more fun.
Anonymous says:
"Okay, are you SURE this is how the Constructicons did it?"
"Hmm? Oh, er, yeah. Just don't stop now, baby."
"I- I feel so cheap."
Anonymous says:
Once again, the decepticon headmasters show why getting plastered at social events can be a bad thing.
Anonymous says:
(Scorponok): Weirdwolf, Skullcruncher, Mindwipe, Snapdragon, and Apeface! Merge to form Headmasterbator! *transforming sound* (All): "Oh shi--!*
K-nonFodder says:
Since the decepticons lost there jobs they tried to find odd jobs some of the more desperate types resorted to acting as a totem pole at the local ammusement park
Anonymous says:
We are teh ulitmate Headmaster! Now, ph34r l33t $k1LLz! All your base are belong to us!
Anonymous says:
APE FACE: And I'll form the head
SNAP DRAGON: Are you sure we're designed for Gestalt configuration, SKULL CRUNCHER?
MINDWIPE: It's mind over matter. Just think positivelly.
SKULL CRUNCHER: I am positive. Positivelly slagged!
Anonymous says:
Weirdwolf: hy guys, i hate to break this to you but a realy need to go to the bathroom!
Minicle says:
David Attenborough: Here. On the desolate Artic ice-sheets. We are fortunate to capture. For the first time on film. A rare form of Decepticon Headmaster breeding technique. Multistorey F***in.
Anonymous says:
"Man keep it steady, theres a girl coming in. She's taking off her armor, Time to see some exposed wir... huh. CRAP SHE SAW US RUN!!!"
Anonymous says:
Snapdragon: "Fumble!"
Weirdwolf:"I got it! Ow! Ow! Ow! OW!!"
Man, if only the XFL had these guys!
Mazinman says:
"Ok fine you win... putting Nebulons in the heads of Transformers is no longer the dumbest thing I have seen. Happy?"
Zeedust says:
Spike: "I don't like the looks of this petting zoo..." Daniel: "Aw, but dad, I wanna feed the crocodile!" Skullcrucher: "You got it, kiddo!" *With a sickening, if enjoyable, cruch, Skullcriu
Anonymous says:
Apeface:OW!!!OW!!!MY JOINTS!!!
WW:I know that montain air is suposed to be good for this kind of stuff but this is ridiculus...
transformacon says:
we must harness the power of the cloud it is our only hope of defeating the Autobots
Metroplex says:
WW: U sure this'll work? MW: Yea... it says we can combine as one right here in this mag!
VkmSpouge says:
Wierdwolf: Why do I have to be at the bottom?
Mindwipe: I wouldn't complain just yet.
Wierdwolf: And why not?
Mindwipe: Scorpornok hasn't even gotten on.
Wierdwolf:...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Having paid full price at the county fair the Decepticon Headmasters were not about to lose the annual five man totem race especially when the prize was a vintage airbrushed Motley Crue Dr.Feelgood denium vest.
Anonymous says:
Wolf:
Guys! I thought we were all gunna try and lose sum weight...
~later~
*CRASH*
punycron says:
When Galvatron told his minions to 'keep on top of things', the headmasters, standing in an open field, had to improvise.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The Decepticon Headmaster Nebulans had some trouble adjusting to their new roles at first when they were told to land and attack at coordinates 415699 this happened every time.Eventually they worked it out.
Anonymous says:
Optimus Prime:Autobots, we have nothing to worry about, nope, nothing at all.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Decepticon drinking games are sooooo much cooler than Autobot ones.
Devastator says:
When they call us headmasters it doesn't mean we form each others heads. We have Nebulons for that...
Anonymous says:
Apeface: "WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE DECEPTICON MATING FRENZY!!!" Autobots: "Oh SH*T what are we gonna do now!?"
M says:
THE TRANSFORMERS! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE! TRANSFORMERS! TRYING TO REACH THE SKY!
Pokejedservo says:
Or why Male Cheerleading & Decepticon Headmasters DON'T mix.
Downshift says:
After a dry spell of combat the headmasters try out for the nebulan circus.
Anonymous says:
Apeface: Horrorcons, UNITE!
Skullcruncher and other Horrorcons: For the last time, we can't freakin' combine!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Ever wonder what became of the Decepticon Headmasters? Moments later Scorponok landed on top to complete this mess thus destroying all below.
BigD says:
Gimme a C, gimme a O, gimme a O, gimme a K, gimme a I and gimme a E...and what do we get??? Headmasters: UHMMM, play???? Apeface, uh...no need to know, COOKIES!!!! me want COOKIES
Anonymous says:
Wierdwolf: Headmasters, unite!
Mindwipe: But were not gestalt
Wierdwolf: I dont care, if the constructicons can do it, so can we
The Last Autobot says:
Armada Prime says, "As you can see, after we reomve the giant bed sheet, the ghostis really the Decepticon Headmasters!! Headmaster say, "And it would have worked if not for those meddlesome kids...
Lightbringer says:
mindwipe: ok if those three minicons from armada can become perceptor, then we shall become-!
apeface: cookies!
Jagris says:
"Next, on stupid Headmaster tricks..." Weirdwolf: When do we get the cookies you promised? Apeface: Cookies!!! Others: Nooo!!!!
MisterTea says:
We finally answer the question: How many headmasters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: By the looks of things, too many.
Anonymous says:
Apeface: You see, I'm a headmaster, and you guys are head masters, If I become youre headmaster, and he becomes his, and he is his, the we shall be UNSTOPPABLE!
Wierdwolf: Run that by me again?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Apeface,"A little to the left Weirdwolf we're almost dead on center."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Mindwipe,"Guys this don't feel right,I mean we make Puzzler look cool by comparison."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Laugh if you will,but no matter the story I'd still rather watch this than Armada.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"...wh.what we got here is...failure to communicate."
FortMax says:
ApeFace: this reminds of something I saw these unclothed humans do on videotape
DarkFire says:
A little higher i can almost see into the girls locker room. Oh ya thats heavan in there boys.
Anonymous says:
Apeface: A little higher! I still can't see into Arcee's bathroom! Weirdwolf: Holy ----... I need a chiropractor...
partholon says:
next on temptation island,our five remaining headmasters get wasted on energon and party with minicons! how will their nebulons react,and will some partnerships faulter!!!
USDA Prime says:
Apeface: "Damn, how did those Armada Happy Meal toys pull this off?"
Anonymous says:
Iriquons, join to form Totemtron!... now what?.... I guess uh.. we stand here and act like a.. *cough* totem pole... hm...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Ultra Magnus,"Whoa Autobots pull back.It's clear the Decepticons are high on angel dust,and I'm not fighting a wolf,a gator,a bat,a kimono dragon and an ape strung out on angel dust."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Call me crazy but I like it I'm gonna go glue my Headmasters together just like this.
Sixshot says:
cyclonus: what the hell are you ***holes doing? I thought the nebulons were bad enough. But this just cuts the energon cake....
Anonymous says:
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE rocks the Kazbah! Even the Decepticon Headmasters agree, as they atempt to form a middle finger in the direction of those who are sour grapes. ;D
ionacus says:
galvatron:morons! youre headmasters not gesaults! headmasters: combine! combine! sixshot:can i kill them now?
davewelttf says:
Another failed attempt at the world's largest pillar of transformers
BoomBox says:
ApeFace: Form feets and legs!...Form arms and Torso..And I'll form the head.
Mindwipe: Wait wait wait...don't are partners do that???
Anonymous says:
You guyus we have to come up with a better routine than this or we'll lose the cheerleading competition
Anonymous says:
Mindwipe: Is it too late to sign up for the new "Zoids" series?
DeathScythe says:
We'll show those new so-called Energon-figures how it's done!!! TRANSFORM AND COMBINE!!!
Anonymous says:
Well guys... we may have had our heads replaced with useless green aliens... lost pretty much every battle we've taken part in, but at least we still have our dignity? Right? Guys?
Toe says:
Well if the constructacon's form devastator when they stand on each other's shoulders why cant we form something?
Anonymous says:
Wierdwolf: You're gettin' heavy! Hurry up so ya'll won't break my back!
apex says:
Mindwipe: "Them Terracons think there so cool! we'll show'em! HEAD MASTERS! UNITE! FORM TRAVESTY!.... darn its not workin!"
Anonymous says:
SCORPONOK:Alright, who showed them that Beast Wars pic of Magnaboss and what's-that-name of the BW Predacon gestalt?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Early on the Decepticon Headmasters were called Fratpartymasters,but for obvious reasons there were numerous complaints from parent groups.Hasbro bowed to pressure.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Jade,orig big G,FREEDOM OF SPEECH,and anyone else thanks for the support.
galvanostril says:
reflector: YEAH THAT'S IT! WORK THA CAMERA BABY, OH BEHAVE! NOW YOU'RE A HEADMASTER, YOUR HEAD BECOMES A LITTLE ROBOT! YEAH BABY WORK THAT MOJO!
Laserbot says:
D's:"come on cubs!!go cubs go cubs goooo!!"
Cubs fan: "you arnt the cheer leaders i remember?" the D's all fall in big heap Cubs Fan: "Dog Pile! lol" Decepticon: "Ho shu
demarcusgd says:
Ugggh! C'mon guys...
Maybe if we can be a combiner Hasbro will repaint us, rename us, and make us part of their newest crappy Pokemon/Digimon-inspired insult to a great franchise!
Anonymous says:
I don't know who EVERYBODY LOVES WHEELIE is, but presonally, i think he's funnier than #ell.
Anonymous says:
okay, so we can't do spirit fingers, how aboutr this? Weird Wolf: Screw you if i'm on the bottom!!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"This is skycopter 5 over Rt 9 we've got a five Decepticon pile up that's backing traffic up for ten miles.........."
Anonymous says:
The Headmasters make it to the finals of the Cheerleading Championships with their famous "Gestalt Pyramid"
Anonymous says:
This photo was taken about two seconds before Apeface drops his bananna peel...
Anonymous says:
"Hey, Mindwipe..are you sure this is how Devastator does it?"
Anonymous says:
After the end of Transformers, the Headmasters land a gig on HBO's "Carnival"
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: "When I said you need to strike as one, I DIDN"T MEAN LIKE THAT!"
Mike D says:
Weird Wolf: What do you mean "run around" I can't even MOVE, eather take turns, or get off!
Anonymous says:
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Anonymous says:
Look! -errr- We can combine like - OW! E-Energon f-f-figures toowhAOH!!!
Anonymous says:
Top one: i dont think we can reach that cookie jar...
bottom: keep trying!
Anonymous says:
Caption: "The day Predaking took the day off from shooting an episode"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Hey Ironman I really don't care what you think your entittled to your own opinion I think my posts are about 75% funny 25% just crap,but the point is I try.I could run you down here,but why bother.I laugh at my posts,and I hope others do to,but I
Starscream NZ says:
what the hell? we're supposed to be making a pyramid! not a totem pole!
Minicle says:
Practising Decepticon Headmaster balancing act, seek employment after shows cancellation.
Minicle says:
Apeface: Eek! I saw a Turbomouse!
Snapdragon: Where where!
Mindwipe: Don't let it touch me!
Skullcruncher: Mummy!
Weirdwolf: Argg! I can feel my spine giving!
Minicle says:
The auditions for the totem, in a remake of the 'Paw Paw Bears' was taking a turn for the worst.
tony says:
Mindwipe: "Ok everyone, let's show them that you don't need to have fancy bits to combine with! Headmasters, combine!" Weirdwolf at the bottom seconds later: "MY BACK! DEAR PRIMUS! MY BACK!"
Anonymous says:
Ok, I took off my clothes. OK, I got on top of you....now when is it supposed to feel good????
Anonymous says:
With a Transformers totem pole, I can impress my neighbors! Unfortunately, it might be a distraction to anyone who drives my way.
Anonymous says:
The sad part is, this was the closest the Decepticon Headmasters ever came to defeating the Autobots...even Optimus Prime doubled over onto his knees laughing at them.
Anonymous says:
Crap, never should have challenged Fortress Maximus...we're toast...