Captions by Another Fan

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Optimus: *mumbles* "Why do you have a face I want to punch so much?... Must resist, must resist……"

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Sari: "Seeeeeee! I told you that you have the same color as my boogers!"
Bulkhead: *sigh* "Tis is true."

Yahoo! News Politics: The government shutdown has clearly affected the beloved Transformers forum site, Seibertron.com, by not allowing the moderators to change the photo for the Ultimate Caption Contest.

Optimus: "Aren't you supposed to change the Ultimate Caption Contest photo?"
Spike: "Nah, I like hanging up here and watching the fans get frustrated. It's a secret pleasure of mine."

Spike: "This staring contest is ridiculous. You don't even blink!"

Spike: "I don't want to go here. I said that I"m fine with using a public toilet at a gas station."
Optimus: "If you do, I can never let you sit in the cab again."

Spike: "Dad always says that if I make a funny pose, it will stay that way forever. I should have known better than to let Optimus trick me. Thought he was a good guy..."

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Soundwave: When is Seibertron changing to the next image?! I'm tired of having YOU MONKEY on my back!!

Domo arigato Mr. Roboto
Domo... domo
Domo... domo

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Brawn: Hi fake Optimus!
Huffer: Hey!....... jerk

Brawn: Hafalafaaa! Wahla taaa! Naaahhh Kelly Clarkson!!

Huffer: What the??!... You think you're Steve Carrell now? Geez... freaking scared me!

Wheeljack: "Ratchet, yo mama is so ugly, she made Erector go into hiding."
Ratchet: "Ohhh, snap."

Come on, Megs. Watch us Riverdance for just 5 minutes more.

Grimlock's version of the surprised prairie dog on YouTube.

Bumblebee: "SSSHHHHhhhhhh!!!!! How do you expect us to sneak up on the Decepticons if you keep screaming like that!"
Grimlock: "But me stepped on something wet. ewwW EWWW!!"

Who's reflecting sunlight in Grimlock's eyes!! GAWWW!! Me, Grimlock seeing spots!!

After enduring hours of obnoxious impersonations, a good slap in the face finally stopped him from reciting Jar Jar Binks's lines.

Ratchet: "There, now with your own bug zappers, you don't have to worry about the Insecticons when you sleep."
Grimlock: "But eyes too bright to sleep!"

I told you that he doesn't like cold hands.

"WHY LUAU TORCH DANCERS ON ME FACEeeee???!! AAHHH!!!"

Ratchet: "Oh, he said 'remove the ice'. Oh crap."

"So this is what's going viral on YouTube with more than 2 million views? But it's a 10-minute video of just a still image of Grimlock! Wow, how we lack imagination nowadays."

Studies show that crying and showing your sensitive side in boy band music videos do not always get you the girls.

Wheelie: "Okay, I'm not getting it. You are a chipmunk. Right? You are a chipmunk climbing a tree. Right? I’m tired of guessing. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW?"

Grimlock's girlfriend: "My mother does not look like that! And I'm not going to end up looking like her!"

(First attempt at creating Shattered Glass Grimlock.)
"Um, I don't think making his eyes shiny makes him look evil enough. At least color his Autobot symbol purple. That should do it."

"Hey, don't give me that look! You know it's your turn to do the dishes!"

Arcee: "Okay, you have to stop watching Hallmark channel movies with me. All your crying spoils the moments."

Action case against Johnson & Johnson tearless baby shampoo. See exhibit A.

And here's a Dinobot doing his mating ritual.

Mom to Dad: "Hey idiot! Stop scaring our kid with that puppet! He'll keep sleeping in our bed till he turns 21!"

Faith Healer: "May the Lord of all Heavens release your grip on this innocent soul! DEMON BE GONE!!"
Grimlock: "Stop hitting Grimlock!!"

Ironhide: "And the winner of this year's Halloween contest is Grimlock as Paris Hilton!"
Jazz: "Where's the dog he used as prop?"
Wheelie: "Uh... I think he ate it."

Optimus: "Whose stupid idea is to have EyeMasters!" Now Grimlock can't see whenever they go on break!"

Grimlock with eye make-up: "Look everyone, me is Arcee. Blah blah blah. Smoochie smoochie Hot Rod."

Arcee: "YOU DIE NOW!"

Optimus: "Aw maaan! BBTS sold me a life-size Transformer with a paint scratch!"

Groomsman to Groom: "Your future wife will kill you if you pick that as your wedding cake topper... By the way, she's Megatron, right?"

Megatron: "You're not doing it right. That's not how you let someone ride on your shoulders. I don't want to play anymore."

Damn crazy glue.

You're not fully clean unless you're zestfully clean.

Rrroooaarrr!! ... heh, heh. I can't believe that lifting this mannequin actually scared Starscream away.