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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by apex

apex has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
An angry Fred

Fred: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! I've DONE it! Fred TRANSFORM!!!"

(fred becomes a small futuristic articulated truck and trailer)

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

Frenzy: "NO! you made a mistake! YOU DUMB ASSES, im not Sparkplug! I cant powerlink!... wheres Soundwave he'll back me up?"

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

Prime:"oh no they found us! id betta roll out"

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

Mindwipe: "Them Terracons think there so cool! we'll show'em! HEAD MASTERS! UNITE! FORM TRAVESTY!.... darn its not workin!"

Kup holding an Energon goody

Kup: ha ha little does he know that this is really a explosive. so much for the script writers plans

WWE meets the Decepticons!

"This wasnt ment to be a tag team match, but who am i to stop them! urm, urm, good luck Starscream"

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

Reporter: "urm sur have you any worries about the footage you have just recieved?"
Mohammad:"no i do not, as i have said, it is only a Articullated Truck... checked at the border it is carrying only computer equiptment... and d

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

Mohammad: "This is a warning to all the American people, that your are commiting a hasness crime and we will be forced to retaliate... this truck was spotted 24hours ago out side our capital... it is said to contain a powerful nuclear device pois

Shockwave rides Starscream

Starscream: "when is it my turn to be on top?"

Shockwave rides Starscream

Shockwave: "yeehaa, just feel the power between your legs"

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

Boy in suit: "used to do the voice over.... but theyre pusing me too far!... im not goin on camera like this... an how am i supposed to do that scene where i transform with Bumblebee... stupid Director "improvise he says" dumb a

Rattrap and a mouse

Rattrap:"ah useless hunk of junk... i bet you can even transform!"

Mouse(in robotmode before picture): "RollerBall Maximise!!"

Rattrap:"well thats a new twist"

(Rhinox, quickly takes the pictu

Rattrap and a mouse

Rattrap: "hay baby, wanna come back to my place? i got windows XP" *wink*

Rattrap and a mouse

Rattrap: "aww man! i knew boss monkey said he could easily replace me but this really blows"

Unicron reading a magazine

Unicron:"huh? OH NO! I got a cramp!...ahhh darn ive been sitting her too long. stupid caption contest. urm, help!Arcee? Deadend? Firstaid? Rachet? Bumblebee?...Starscream? why is there never a transformer around when you need him. ahh my cramp&am

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

Twincast: "get outta me ya loafers... ya wanna get around, walk it ya self, lazy casettes, go before i boot ya!"

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Seaspray: "OH NO! I didnt get that drunk did I?!"

Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

AND TURN AND FLEX!!!

Unicron reading a magazine

Unicron: "how long have i been reading this magazine now?.... and i thought grimlock was a slow reader!"

Unicron reading a magazine

Unicron: "Ratbat! Ratbat stop gnawing on the top of my magazine, its only a picture!"

Unicron reading a magazine

Unicron:"BOY ID LIKE TO POWER LINK WITH HER!"

Unicron reading a magazine

Unicron: "No im not doing it, you get another stooge, ive had enough of eating planets find someother robot to do it, i finally got some time to my self and you go and ruin it."
"Dead end, show the director out."

(D

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Soundwave: "Holographic briefing on autobot anihilation concluded Megatron" Megatron: "Excelent Soundwave you have done well, soon we shall enter a new era, the era of the Dcepticons!"
Decepticons altogther:"H

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Starscream: Amazing, he fell from all the way up there only to fall in this acid vat! Too bad Shockwave, at least you wont be missed. ha ha ha.

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Starscream: Hooraay! at last we got the barbeque started!

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