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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by BigDog Grim

BigDog Grim has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Hot Rod catches a fish

Daniel - " I've told you before, its a decal, you can't cook food on your chest !!"
Hot Rod - "Duuuhh! Hot Rod Me am, Me go help Unkle Optibus !!"

Hot Rod catches a fish

Hot Rod - "Hey, Look Danny I caught me a Wheelie."
Daniel - "Quick, Throw It Back In".

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Silverbolt - "This is the stoopidist thing you've done since the time you soaked your head in Sunny D!"
Slingshot " You're just bitching cos' your head reminds nobody of Florida!"

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

Silverbolt - " I can guess what the 'R' stands for."
Slingshot - " You're just jealous!"
Silverbolt (clapping) - "Look everybody the Re-Re is makin' word noises!"

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Bumblebee - "Look Spike, what luck, an arcade with stupidly over-sized consoles for me and all the 9 foot people!"

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

SS - "Hey Baby, Do ya like ma new threads and Prime Head, You wanna go kill all humans?"

WJ - "Slow down, Jet-boy!"

SS - "Come on, your mouth says one thing, the lights on the side of your head says another."

WJ - &q

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

Starscream -" Ha Ha, Underneath this mask I'm really Tom Cru..... AH DAMMIT, it didn't work!"

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

First Aid - "Can I strap your knee guns to the sides of my head, go to Legoland and pretend I'm Metroplex ?"
(long Pause).........

Blades - "OOOkay!"

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

Blades - "My knees are outs to get, I tells ya !!"
First Aid - "Please Calm Down, Blades"
Blades - "AAhhhhh, Now they haves Guns !!!!"

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster: "You said it yourself 'she can't even do the merengue' !."

Kup: "Nobody Puts Arcee In The Corner !!".

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster: "SO, What you're tellin' me is we're stationed in Metroplex's CROUCH !!

Ya know those Thundercats knew what they were doin' only havin' a top half on Cat's Lair, I'm tellin' Ya !".

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster: That Jazz hands 'Kaarrap' dont work anymore Old Man, so say some Busta's steppin up to ya fly girl ....

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