Bumblebee: "I heard iGear is remaking us and we're this big!"
"Abracadabra! And..." *Poof* "Results: 1 cloud. Results: Disappointing."
*Nervous laugh* "Was this important?"
Trypticon: "Listen, don't take it personally but in public I gotta act like I don't like you."
"I said you have to be sitting Indian-style while in robot mode to play Duck, Duck, Goose."
"I'm suppose to be drawn w/ 3 fingers! Count them: 3!"
Sideburn: "What kind of sexual content do you think the humans will come up with for this situation?" X-Brawn: "Not sure but you better lay off my tailpipe."
Optimus Prime: "Always wanted to practice this move I saw on WWE Raw!"
"My mother always told me to take my mask off. Now you know why I never did."