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(johnny bravo voice) man i'm pretty!
who keeps polishing this floor goddamit!!!!
i got the eye of the tiger *lalalalalala*
its not what it looks like officer optimus just stopped a bit sharp thats all, honest
Trans-org:that the best sex ive eva had
wow that looks sooo big
(waking up after one of those dreams)
daniel: optimus? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
LETS PARTY ON DUDES
scourge: no really this headache is driving me crazy, have u got them extra strength asprins
Shockwave: this isn't the best time to say this but ... I LOVE YOU!!!
Ramjet: er right (big explosion)
shockwave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES DEAD
yeah we'rem making pizza yesssssssssssssss
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