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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Crystal Rodimus

Crystal Rodimus has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Menasor learns to jump!

The floor is lava?! GAAHHHH!

Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

Megatron: "I do hope our animation gets better soon."
Starscream: "The flesh creatures still had to draw everything by hand in 1984, oh mighty Megatron."
Megatron: "I didn't ask for your blathering, Starscream. Next thing

Skyfire holding Sideswipe

Who's got about a spare gallon of Valvoline? Huh? No reason.

Spike walks away from Hound

"Who's gonna tell you things it's too late? Who's gonna tell you things aren't so great? Who's gonna drive you home tonight?"

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Soundwave...what've you been eating?

Rumble on a Subway train

Unbeknownst to the rest of the universe, the Decepticons just wanted to have fun and be like everyone else.

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