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Fortress: Hey, Chromedome, make a wish...

Oct 7, 2002

This...makes...no sense...

Oct 7, 2002

Deszaras: I want to f*ck you like and animal!!!
Child: Only God can save me now...

Oct 7, 2002

NO! My name is NOT Squeezeplay and if you call me that again or tell me I look and sound like a girl there'll be Hell to pay!!!

Dec 5, 2001

So THAT'S how they do it! Man, I was way off.

Nov 19, 2001

Devestator: Hey! What are you doing? Oh......proceed.

Oct 28, 2001

Hot Rod: C'mon, drop him. You know you want to.

Oct 27, 2001

I keep telling you, I don't need an intervention dammit!

Oct 27, 2001

Is it just me or is something hanging off my leg? Eh, guess I'm just imagining things.

Oct 27, 2001

Fortress: Oooh, yeeahh. You got the touch, baby.

Oct 23, 2001

Megatron: See! The birthmark on my ass DOES look like Texas!

Oct 23, 2001

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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