Captions by epicvoiceguy

Hey, Optimus! It seems like we've been stuck in this caption contest forever!

Don't worry, Spike. I'm 4 million years old. I'll survive. But yeah, you'll be dead before they put up a new caption contest picture.

See, Spike, if I hold your leg, you'll never make it up the ladder!

This steam room is really small.

Wow, that Jazz is such a stereotype. Glad they never write ME that way.

C'mon, guys! Wait for me!!! I overheat if I go faster than 70!

But with these blacked out windows I can't even see! How'm I s'pposed to fight?

Yeah, I got a great deal from this 3rd party! I get a new action figure and everything! All I gotta do is stop wearing my Decepticon symbol and change my name to something not as cool! It's a pretty sweet deal!

I have a bad feeling about this "movie" I'm gonna be in, guys.

"...and THAT'S where protoforms come from."
"Ooooh!"

Well, my voice got lower and then I got a third mode, and that's when I realized I had hit puberty.

Motormaster, you block and Breakdown will post left... Dead End, you go long... on three. One, two, three... GO 'CONS!!!

...and there... hanging on the rear view mirror... was the HOOK! Mwahahahaha!

Con-biya, my Lord Megatron... Con-biya!

"Can you turn around too, Ratchet? I can't go when you're all watching!"