Captions by fuzzy butt

ok now youre gonna feel a little pressure.

Damnit Dinobot, how many times do I have to tell you, Flush twice!!

Ebony and Ivory, living in perfect harmony. Me and my spaceship dancing by the milky way..

Holy Poop Batman!!
Shut up Robbin and Break out the Bat Freashner

Wonder twin powers ACTIVATE!
Form of a space herpy!
Shape of a Say what? Jan we really need to have a talk, about you and your "Oddities".

"This is another fine mess you've gotten us into Stanly"(Laural and Hardy)

AstroTrain awakens to yet another case of Beer Goggle Blues....

prime" Iron Hide, get out there and remove the Vile thing"
Hide" SAY WHAT?"

help megapoora is attacking! Quick summon godzukie.

I want my two dollars!!!

DUDE! and I thought that I was grumpy in the morning

oh oh oh Its mister Hanky the x-mas poo, with the transgenic Hasbro arm up grade!!!

now what did i tell u about bringing strays home??

great hair $20
blue bed sheets with matching pj's $220
the look on Daniel's face when we glued his water spout to his belly button.
PRICELESS

(from outside window) rumble" hows diz susposta work again?" starscream" Be silent rumble! now just put the rubber underpants on while I rub butter on my butt."

"No mom I was just comming my hair, realy.

"In the Navy, u sit up in bed. U wish you had gone Army instead.In the navy
1 2 3 4 " Damint Bumble Bee would u just go to sleep!

what do you mean that were not Jewiish any more?

one two Freddy's comming for u

two words

Monta-Zuma's Revenge!

the tooth fairy is a dude in a toto!?!?!?

" Hush little baby, don't say a word. Never mind that noise you herd. Its just the Beast under your bed, in your closet and your head!!
Exit light enter nigght, grain of sin were of to never never land"

Daniel finnaly realizes what HomoInseflaHerpaGonnalNecrosis is and why he should have washed his hands before eating

help mommy the unknowns are back!!!!

Daniel finds out that bed bugs are real and that they crave the other, other white meat.

Can't get Iron man song out of head AGHGGHHH

Daniel awakes rembering that he had forgoten to plug in the autobots battery charger when he left for home.

Prime" ufff errrp"
slingshot"OOOohh, quick use the bag use the bag!!!!!"

ittle boy to his mother." Look , mom; up in the sky! Is it bird, a plane, a frog?"

mom" a frog?"

prime and slingshot" nope its just little old me Underdog!"

I want to fly with my Primus, to the sea.
Want to fly with my Prime, let my jets cary me.
say do do do dudu say tic tac tock do do dudu
I want to fly like an Birdy, just my Prime and me?

ummmph Opths? couldth you pleth noth squeezzs mee soou hardth????
Prime" Not on your life, do you KNOW how high we are? One slip and I'm a Opto Pancake!"

Slingshot" This is the last Time Prime ! NEXT TIME you BETTER gas UP before YOU leave!

prime "Hey that had better have been a sonic boom"

Prime" wow, I can see my house from here"

Ha ha GOT YER NOSE ,GOT YER NOSE

Sling Shot" Now how is this going to make me a better Autobot?"

prime" man when they said a no frills flight they wernt joking"

red red wine...
you make me feal so fine
my walkmans light , it does shine...
red red wine wrapped up in black
panic attcak panic attack
red red wine ....
your the same color as prime....
don't mind the box on me desk...
cause me walkmans th

shhh Pinky!! you will get us caught

shhh I'm hunting wabbits

Bombshell tries a new tatic on the battle field
seduce. " boom ba chicka boom ba chicka hey sailor wadda you say I'm too sexy and need to play. Hey !ho! watch my hips swing to and frow! Boom ba chicka boom ba chicka"

Bombshell's secret desire: to become a Victoria's Secret underware model.

ahhh crap! my stupid belly button keeps poping out.

ahhh butt on backwards, must turn head to back to front.......

Ahhhh! kill it kill it ...
O fre j.c. sake its just a piece of paperrrr no its a BUG a BIG bug ,kill it, kill it

No you
No you

what do you mean by " you want to ckeck my fluid levels?"
Yes your fluid levels i've got the dip stic stuck behind my auido sensor, now say aaaautobot

It will never work out between us, I'm a 440volt and you're just a 220v.

But baby they make adaptors just for this kinda thing.

s" At Last! My lego Transformer is complete!"
R" umm you missed a piece"

r" ok scream it your turn and the pointer says...right hand blue"

sound of pull string rolling up
" The Cow Says Mooo"